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(The Raw Story)   Illinois state Rep. Jim Sacia (R-eally unsure about anatomy) says assault rifle ban is the same as castration. Subby thought all that talk about guns being equated to penises was some sort of phallicy   (rawstory.com) divider line 71
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2013-02-28 03:25:56 PM
NOT A FETISH.
 
2013-02-28 03:26:56 PM
In his case, it probably is
 
2013-02-28 03:29:14 PM
I propose we castrate him AND take his guns away and then ask him which one he liked better.
 
2013-02-28 03:30:37 PM
Well, at least he didn't call it rape.
 
2013-02-28 03:30:39 PM
Sure, it's a great analogy if you can blow someone's head off with your dick.
 
2013-02-28 03:36:03 PM

kid_icarus: Sure, it's a great analogy if you can blow someone's head off with your dick.


Challenge accepted!
 
2013-02-28 03:40:04 PM
The pro-gun side just really needs to STFU and take a few plays off. Congress can't get anything done. It's so bad the Republicans filibuster their own bills. Just keep quiet and in a few months everything will be fine. They're making shiat harder on themselves than it would be otherwise
 
2013-02-28 03:41:14 PM
I swear to Christ the Republicans are engaged in a form of performance art that is just going over all of our heads.
 
2013-02-28 03:48:39 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-28 03:49:12 PM
Republican masturbatory rambo complex.
 
2013-02-28 03:49:19 PM
Are we sure Jim Sacia isn't Stephen Colbert? That comment belongs on his show.
 
2013-02-28 03:51:33 PM
Fun fact: My penis is the only thing keeping us safe from the tyranny of King George III.

You're welcome.
 
2013-02-28 03:52:01 PM

kid_icarus: Sure, it's a great analogy if you can blow someone's head off with your dick.


Mine *does* have a tattoo reading "Contents Under Pressure: Aim Away From Face"

(Ok, I was really only able to fit "C and half an o)
 
2013-02-28 03:52:25 PM
I tell ya, if you've got "Chicago" in your GOP talking point drinking game, I feel sorry for your liver.
 
2013-02-28 03:53:00 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Mine *does* have a tattoo reading "Contents Under Pressure: Aim Away From Face"


mine says "front towards enemy"
 
2013-02-28 03:53:01 PM
"Here's an analogy folks, I ask you to think of this. You folks in Chicago want me to get castrated because you're families are having too many kids. It spells out exactly what is happening here. You want us to get rid of guns."

Does the author of TFA genuinely not realize that, not only does neither of the quotes use the phrase he put in the headline, but both quotes explicitly state that the hypothetical is an analogy about screwing over someone else that doesn't have a problem in an effort to fix your problem?

Because I'm never certain exactly how stupid to accept that journalists are.  I mean, as a research scientist that has to deal with science reporting, I know they're universally pretty mind-bogglingly stupid, but I would usually expect them to at least have some sort of basic reading comprehension skills, given that it's explicitly related to their job.
 
2013-02-28 03:54:14 PM
He also wants to warn us about liberals sapping our precious bodily fluids.
 
2013-02-28 03:56:16 PM
I'll bet he's shootin' blanks, ifyaknowwhatImean.

And that the drives a Hummer.
 
2013-02-28 03:57:02 PM
And the vagina is my holster.
 
2013-02-28 03:58:26 PM

Peter von Nostrand: The pro-gun side just really needs to STFU and take a few plays off. Congress can't get anything done. It's so bad the Republicans filibuster their own bills. Just keep quiet and in a few months everything will be fine. They're making shiat harder on themselves than it would be otherwise


Swear to God I've never seen a group of people do more harm to their own cause than the NRA and affiliated political hacks
 
2013-02-28 03:59:17 PM
This is my rifle, this is my gun.....this is for fighting, this is for fun.
 
2013-02-28 03:59:35 PM
He's totally wrong, of course.

When I took out my dong at Cabela's and asked the girl what cleaning kits she had for it she called the cops!
 
2013-02-28 04:00:35 PM
This reminds me of a Japanese movie from awhile ago.  I forget its name but I think it was hammer man or metal man or something.  Anyway some Japanese guy starts becoming a machine and his penis is replaced by a power drill and he accidentally kills his girl with it while having sex.

So in conclusion, we need to outlaw power drills.
 
2013-02-28 04:01:58 PM
Obama's coming for our French ticklers!
 
2013-02-28 04:02:01 PM

MFAWG: Peter von Nostrand: The pro-gun side just really needs to STFU and take a few plays off. Congress can't get anything done. It's so bad the Republicans filibuster their own bills. Just keep quiet and in a few months everything will be fine. They're making shiat harder on themselves than it would be otherwise

Swear to God I've never seen a group of people do more harm to their own cause than the NRA and affiliated political hacks


Feinstein does a pretty good job.
 
2013-02-28 04:02:13 PM
So we'll hire a mohel to just take a little off the top.
 
2013-02-28 04:03:00 PM
Oh yeah... stroke that barrel. Circle the tip with your tongue.

www.thisblogrules.com

Girls love a big black cocked gun.
 
2013-02-28 04:07:05 PM
Wow, blurt out your Freudian fixations much? Can we just just take away everyone's guns and issue them a Miata instead?
 
2013-02-28 04:08:28 PM

redmid17: MFAWG: Peter von Nostrand: The pro-gun side just really needs to STFU and take a few plays off. Congress can't get anything done. It's so bad the Republicans filibuster their own bills. Just keep quiet and in a few months everything will be fine. They're making shiat harder on themselves than it would be otherwise

Swear to God I've never seen a group of people do more harm to their own cause than the NRA and affiliated political hacks

Feinstein does a pretty good job.


And that just proves my point. Don't try to out retard someone else
 
2013-02-28 04:10:31 PM

itwasabright: He also wants to warn us about liberals sapping our precious bodily fluids.


johnbatchelorshow.com
War against libruls is too important to be left to smart people.
 
2013-02-28 04:12:29 PM

Gergesa: This reminds me of a Japanese movie from awhile ago.  I forget its name but I think it was hammer man or metal man or something.  Anyway some Japanese guy starts becoming a machine and his penis is replaced by a power drill and he accidentally kills his girl with it while having sex.

So in conclusion, we need to outlaw power drills.


That reminds me of the porn version of The Wizard of Oz.
 
2013-02-28 04:13:50 PM
"Last year there were more people killed with hammers than with assault rifles."

Yeah, but hammers also have an actual useful purpose.
 
2013-02-28 04:14:29 PM
Please proceed, Rep. Sacia.
 
2013-02-28 04:15:27 PM

Gergesa: This reminds me of a Japanese movie from awhile ago.  I forget its name but I think it was hammer man or metal man or something.  Anyway some Japanese guy starts becoming a machine and his penis is replaced by a power drill and he accidentally kills his girl with it while having sex.

So in conclusion, we need to outlaw power drills.


Tetsuo: The Iron Man
 
2013-02-28 04:16:39 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "Last year there were more people killed with hammers than with assault rifles."

Yeah, but hammers also have an actual useful purpose.


Yeah I wonder how many houses we built with an assault rifle last year.
 
2013-02-28 04:17:31 PM

kid_icarus: Sure, it's a great analogy if you can blow someone's head off with your dick.


You read my Craigslist ad!
 
2013-02-28 04:18:56 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Lionel Mandrake: "Last year there were more people killed with hammers than with assault rifles."

Yeah, but hammers also have an actual useful purpose.

Yeah I wonder how many houses we built with an assault rifle last year.


www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2013-02-28 04:20:06 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Yeah, but hammers also have an actual useful purpose.


And guns don't?

There are plenty of beneficial purposes for owning and using guns.
 
2013-02-28 04:21:30 PM

heypete: Lionel Mandrake: Yeah, but hammers also have an actual useful purpose.

And guns don't?

There are plenty of beneficial purposes for owning and using guns.


Yeah, I know...overthrowing tyrants and all that.
 
2013-02-28 04:23:41 PM

Mugato: I swear to Christ the Republicans are engaged in a form of performance art that is just going over all of our heads.


I think I'll need to see more dada before I can come to a conclusion.
 
2013-02-28 04:24:21 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Yeah, I know...overthrowing tyrants and all that.


I was thinking more along the lines of "self-protection" and "sport".
 
2013-02-28 04:24:40 PM

FlashHarry: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Mine *does* have a tattoo reading "Contents Under Pressure: Aim Away From Face"

mine says "front towards enemy"


Did you get it done at Johnny Two Thumbs in Singapore?
 
2013-02-28 04:33:33 PM
"You folks in Chicago want me to get castrated because you're families are having too many kids."

He actually said that with the apostrophe and the e? What a dummy.
 
2013-02-28 04:37:59 PM

heypete: Lionel Mandrake: Yeah, I know...overthrowing tyrants and all that.

I was thinking more along the lines of "self-protection" and "sport".


So, killing or threatening people, or an intimation thereof?
 
2013-02-28 04:40:19 PM

Peter von Nostrand: redmid17: MFAWG: Peter von Nostrand: The pro-gun side just really needs to STFU and take a few plays off. Congress can't get anything done. It's so bad the Republicans filibuster their own bills. Just keep quiet and in a few months everything will be fine. They're making shiat harder on themselves than it would be otherwise

Swear to God I've never seen a group of people do more harm to their own cause than the NRA and affiliated political hacks

Feinstein does a pretty good job.

And that just proves my point. Don't try to out retard someone else


Yeah pandering to the lowest common denominator does more harm than good long term.
 
2013-02-28 04:43:35 PM
Interesting, Sacia was an FBI agent for almost 30 years, a police officer for 2, and in the Army/NG for 7.
 
2013-02-28 04:43:44 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Oh yeah... stroke that barrel. Circle the tip with your tongue.

[www.thisblogrules.com image 550x340]

Girls love a big black cocked gun.


I don't think I remember that scene from Sixteen Candles
 
2013-02-28 04:44:28 PM
You can have my hot, thick, veiny, pulsing AR-15 when you pry it from my surprisingly muscular, lotion-covered hand.
 
2013-02-28 04:45:32 PM
To be fair, some prominent democrats have been known to associate certain tobacco products with phallic properties.
 
2013-02-28 04:52:11 PM
This guy agrees with the state rep's analogy:

i78.photobucket.com

/Zed's dead, baby.  Zed's dead.
 
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