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(Team Coco)   The most truthful iPad ad ever (Not safe for work)   (teamcoco.com) divider line 15
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6522 clicks; posted to Video » on 28 Feb 2013 at 4:33 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-28 04:11:28 PM  
The problem is you wind up needing both hands to work the shaft and you can't hang onto the tablet.
 
2013-02-28 04:40:45 PM  

wildcardjack: The problem is you wind up needing both hands to work the shaft and you can't hang onto the tablet.


Problem solved. (NSFW)

/provided that you mount it properly
//no pun intended
 
2013-02-28 06:33:15 PM  
I used to have problems masturbating at a computer, but then I got Dragon Naturally Speaking...
 
2013-02-28 07:41:41 PM  
 
2013-02-28 09:25:36 PM  
Unless the iPad is used in a school. Then they are used to stream Pandora.
 
2013-02-28 09:44:00 PM  

BillaBong: wildcardjack: The problem is you wind up needing both hands to work the shaft and you can't hang onto the tablet.

Problem solved. (NSFW)

/provided that you mount it properly
//no pun intended


that is so wrong
 
2013-03-01 02:40:30 AM  

BillaBong: wildcardjack: The problem is you wind up needing both hands to work the shaft and you can't hang onto the tablet.

Problem solved. (NSFW)

/provided that you mount it properly
//no pun intended


Wow.

So there that is. F*ckable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well.

So now someone can put on a Samsung costume and get f*cked up the ass by Apple.
 
2013-03-01 03:24:52 AM  

HotWingAgenda: BillaBong: wildcardjack: The problem is you wind up needing both hands to work the shaft and you can't hang onto the tablet.

Problem solved. (NSFW)

/provided that you mount it properly
//no pun intended

Wow.

So there that is. F*ckable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well.

So now someone can put on a Samsung costume and get f*cked up the ass by Apple.


Are you a paid shill or a brainwashed douchebag?
 
2013-03-01 05:02:03 AM  

bingethinker: HotWingAgenda: BillaBong: wildcardjack: The problem is you wind up needing both hands to work the shaft and you can't hang onto the tablet.

Problem solved. (NSFW)

/provided that you mount it properly
//no pun intended

Wow.

So there that is. F*ckable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well.

So now someone can put on a Samsung costume and get f*cked up the ass by Apple.

Are you a paid shill or a brainwashed douchebag?


I honestly can't tell from that bizarrely overreactive comment whether you're a Samsung fanboy upset at me rubbing in the result of that major patent trial a while back, or an Apple fanboy upset at me for rubbing in the major public backlash against Apple for suing Samsung in the first place.
 
2013-03-01 09:58:51 AM  

BillaBong: wildcardjack: The problem is you wind up needing both hands to work the shaft and you can't hang onto the tablet.

Problem solved. (NSFW)

/provided that you mount it properly
//no pun intended


That is hilarious, and sad.
 
2013-03-01 12:06:16 PM  
I feel saddened that there are now generations of young boys no longer finding the random scraps of porn mags out in the woods.

Of course, they have internet now too, but it just isn't the same.
 
2013-03-01 05:54:41 PM  
Wouldn't the most truthful iPad ad mention that it sucks because it doesn't have Flash?
 
2013-03-02 02:10:44 AM  

HotWingAgenda: bingethinker: HotWingAgenda: BillaBong: wildcardjack: The problem is you wind up needing both hands to work the shaft and you can't hang onto the tablet.

Problem solved. (NSFW)

/provided that you mount it properly
//no pun intended

Wow.

So there that is. F*ckable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well.

So now someone can put on a Samsung costume and get f*cked up the ass by Apple.

Are you a paid shill or a brainwashed douchebag?

I honestly can't tell from that bizarrely overreactive comment whether you're a Samsung fanboy upset at me rubbing in the result of that major patent trial a while back, or an Apple fanboy upset at me for rubbing in the major public backlash against Apple for suing Samsung in the first place.


Ah. Thanks for answering. That "major public backlash" doesn't exist outside of Samsung's propaganda machine.
 
2013-03-02 02:12:33 AM  

danielscissorhands: Wouldn't the most truthful iPad ad mention that it sucks because it doesn't have Flash?


Time travel does exist! This guy just posted from 2010, before we discovered that nobody gives a f*ck if an iPad can handle Flash!
 
2013-03-02 08:05:14 AM  

bingethinker: danielscissorhands: Wouldn't the most truthful iPad ad mention that it sucks because it doesn't have Flash?

Time travel does exist! This guy just posted from 2010, before we discovered that nobody gives a f*ck if an iPad can handle Flash!


A total f*cking moron just posted here: He has obviously never tried to watch a non-youtube video on an iPad.

I love how brainwashed some idiots are by the cult of Apple.
 
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