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2013-02-28 09:09:05 PM  
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2013-02-28 09:29:02 PM  
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2013-02-28 09:32:43 PM  
Sorry everyone, Yammer wins.
2013-02-28 10:44:04 PM  

odenen: Sorry everyone, Yammer wins.

No need to apologize. Maybe we should wait for a few more submissions Karnak, if thats okay. It is a beautiful shop though.
2013-02-28 11:30:55 PM  
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2013-02-28 11:54:36 PM  
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Ratzinger the Magnificent will predict the answer before the question:
Answer: "Peter Pan"
Question: "What do you use to fry a peter?"
A: "Bible belt"
Q: "What holds up Oral Roberts' pants?"
A: "Gatorade"
Q: "What does and alligator get on welfare?"
A: "Dustin Hoffman"
Q: "Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman"
A: "Lo-fat"
Q" "Name a Chinese diet doctor"
A: "Timbuktoo"
Q: "What comes after Timbuk-one?"
A: "Ben Gay."
Q: "Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?"
A: "England, France and Greece"
Q: "Name two countries and lunch at McDonalds"
A: "Sisss, Boooom, Baaaaaah!"
Q: "Describe the sound you hear when a sheep blows up!"
A: "Psshaw"
Q: "Name the sound heard when someone predicts a photoshop win"
May the winds of the Sahara blow a desert scorpion up your turban
2013-03-01 12:36:32 AM  

Dumski: odenen: Sorry everyone, Yammer wins.
No need to apologize. Maybe we should wait for a few more submissions Karnak, if thats okay. It is a beautiful shop though.

It's more of a prediction than a declaration, if that's okay.
2013-03-01 08:28:35 AM  
It's more of a prediction than a declaration, if that's okay.

Sure, that's a-okay!
2013-03-01 09:32:13 AM  
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2013-03-02 01:37:52 AM  
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2013-03-02 01:46:11 AM  
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2013-03-02 02:13:39 AM  
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"Ladies" and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Papa Benny Dick!
2013-03-02 01:37:08 PM  
Just a heads up. If anyone is thinking of doing a Walmart greeter, Colbert beat us to it. :(
2013-03-02 02:38:06 PM  
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2013-03-02 07:48:12 PM  
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2013-03-02 10:08:48 PM  
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2013-03-03 11:44:30 AM  
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2013-03-03 01:57:50 PM  
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2013-03-03 06:40:37 PM  
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2013-03-03 11:28:13 PM  
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2013-03-04 12:58:21 AM  
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2013-03-04 04:47:46 PM  
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2013-03-04 10:55:47 PM  
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2013-03-05 12:38:27 AM  
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2013-03-05 08:57:27 AM  
Reb Ratzinger?
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2013-03-05 11:03:44 AM  
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2013-03-05 02:19:26 PM  
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2013-03-05 03:29:21 PM  
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Who knows? Maybe he'll change teams...
/hell, handbasket etc.
2013-03-05 04:14:34 PM  

Yammering_Splat_Vector: [ image 850x900]

Wasn't this already his job?
2013-03-05 04:15:10 PM  
lulz and aisle seats all around, votes galore.
wish I could get one.
2013-03-05 04:16:50 PM  
Great stuff guys.
2013-03-05 04:17:02 PM  

Alligator: [ image 850x780]

can I double vote?
2013-03-05 04:18:22 PM  
no chancellor Palpatine?
is that not an option?
or does it not count as a photoshop since Ratz is Palpatine?
2013-03-05 04:18:39 PM  

Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer: [ image 850x638]

In fine form there, Herr Docktor... lol
2013-03-05 04:18:53 PM  
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2013-03-05 04:22:07 PM  
I'm sorry, but he wouldn't get past the background check for most of the jobs.
2013-03-05 04:26:00 PM  

How to avoid extradition for child sex abuse scandals world tour:

Vatican City - March 23
Vatican City - April 13
Vatican City - April 20
Vatican City - May 11

2013-03-05 04:26:38 PM  
Came to see Emperor Popeatine 'shops, left unsatisfied. :(
2013-03-05 04:27:58 PM  

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A what now?
2013-03-05 04:34:30 PM  
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Not exactly a job...more a way of life.
2013-03-05 04:36:21 PM  
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2013-03-05 04:42:22 PM  
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2013-03-05 04:48:46 PM  
These are brilliant.  These are really, really brilliant.
2013-03-05 04:56:28 PM  

JerkyMeat: [ image 850x432]

Keeping this one for the fall football Fark threads.
2013-03-05 04:59:39 PM  
No-one did the pic of him in the little red elf hat as Benny the Beloved [creepy] Mall Santa?
2013-03-05 05:01:50 PM  

JerkyMeat: [ image 850x432]

Not quite sure why this made me chuckle so much, kudos!
2013-03-05 05:02:39 PM  
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2013-03-05 05:09:12 PM  

Alligator: [ image 850x780]

Came to the thread lookin for an altar boy/pedo reference.  Leaving satisfied enough.
2013-03-05 05:30:04 PM  
Coach at Penn State?
2013-03-05 05:41:28 PM  

odenen: Sorry everyone, Yammer wins.

Sorry, but fail.
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