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(ESPN)   Player for the Twins is expecting twins. Bet his wife is happy he doesn't play for the Giants   (espn.go.com) divider line 40
    More: Interesting, Joe Mauer, Giants, al mvp, catch up to a fastball  
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2013-02-28 02:57:55 PM  
Or the Diamondbacks.
 
2013-02-28 03:00:38 PM  
Or the Marlins.
 
2013-02-28 03:00:52 PM  
Wouldn't have that problem if he was a Yankee
 
2013-02-28 03:03:37 PM  
...Or an Angel.

/Aisle seat please
 
2013-02-28 03:04:58 PM  
Well played, Mauer.
 
2013-02-28 03:07:13 PM  
Or the Padres. He would come out singing I'm My Own Grandpa.
 
2013-02-28 03:08:38 PM  
"Catch up to a fastball" is the most fitting tag for Joe Mauer
 
2013-02-28 03:11:32 PM  
Or the Indians.
 
2013-02-28 03:17:22 PM  
Well she'd be fine if he played for the Giants while making the baby...but not while carrying/delivering the baby.
 
2013-02-28 03:23:06 PM  
Or the Rockies.
 
2013-02-28 03:32:56 PM  
Or the Encephalitic Stillbirths!

Wait, they're still a Single A farm club just outside of Dayton aren't they?
 
2013-02-28 03:33:12 PM  
Or the Astros.
 
2013-02-28 03:34:59 PM  
Or the stillborns....
 
2013-02-28 03:36:26 PM  
or the reds.  Just sayin there would be some splainin to do
 
2013-02-28 03:37:29 PM  
Playing for the Cubs could lead to some awkward questions too.
 
2013-02-28 03:39:12 PM  
Wait... so Mauer's finally hitting homeruns again? SWEET!
 
2013-02-28 03:39:56 PM  
Or the A's, mostly because of the "elephant man" angle.
 
2013-02-28 03:43:29 PM  
Flip side: wouldn't be too bad if he played for the Brewers??
 
2013-02-28 03:44:08 PM  
That's how Schilling got his red sock!

/veal, waiter
 
2013-02-28 03:45:20 PM  

brap: Or the Encephalitic Stillbirths!

Wait, they're still a Single A farm club just outside of Dayton aren't they?


I'd bet they don't sell a lot of t-shirts.
 
2013-02-28 03:47:31 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Wait... so Mauer's finally hitting homeruns again? SWEET!


Don't count on that. He's transformed into a pure contact hitter, and if I were a Twins fan (I'm assuming you are), I'd take that 3,000 club-worthy average.


/Go Sox. It's awesome that you suck now, 'cause you really were the better team before Kubel and Cuddyer left.
 
2013-02-28 03:48:50 PM  

Hoopy Frood: brap: Or the Encephalitic Stillbirths!

Wait, they're still a Single A farm club just outside of Dayton aren't they?

I'd bet they don't sell a lot of t-shirts.


Why not? You could just take a picture of Quaato from the original Total Recall and use that as your mascot.

I'd totally buy that.
 
2013-02-28 03:51:08 PM  
If they were from two different fathers and one played for the Jets and the other for the Sharks there would be trouble.

/Someone gets in our way, someone don't feel so well.
 
2013-02-28 03:57:07 PM  
Also, if this is our baseball thread today, apparently Elvis Andrus is out because the giant tattoo on his arm that he got on his off day this week hurts too much.
 
2013-02-28 03:58:12 PM  

Hoopy Frood: brap: Or the Encephalitic Stillbirths!

Wait, they're still a Single A farm club just outside of Dayton aren't they?

I'd bet they don't sell a lot of t-shirts.


True, their bobble heads are a little top-heavy too.
 
2013-02-28 03:59:58 PM  

Cagey B: Also, if this is our baseball thread today, apparently Elvis Andrus is out because the giant tattoo on his arm that he got on his off day this week hurts too much.


Also, the 2 L's my Sox tattooed to their asses.

/baseball is back, and I couldn't be happier
 
2013-02-28 04:35:10 PM  

unyon: Or the Indians.


Thread over
 
2013-02-28 04:39:57 PM  

Cybernetic: Or the Marlins.


Need more inter species erotica, Phillies, Tigers, Rays, Blue Jays...
 
2013-02-28 04:57:53 PM  
There's a Mariners / Sea men joke in there somewhere I don't want to write.
 
2013-02-28 05:23:24 PM  
if he played for the  St. Paul Saints minor league club , there would be some explaining needing done.
 
2013-02-28 06:02:32 PM  
Super. Can't wait for his kids to follow in his footsteps. I.E. I have a hangnail, better go on the 90 day DL/lead the league in GIDP/can't hit for power/play lazy defense.

/and I was SO excited when we drafted him. And when we fronted the money to keep him here. Sigh.
 
2013-02-28 10:00:04 PM  
Twins, eh? I think he's been there more than twice.

www.ruggedelegantliving.com
 
2013-02-28 11:15:02 PM  
I would think that the thanks would be that he doesn't play for the Nationals.  There are 315 million of us, after all.  That would make Kate Gosselin wince.  Not a lot, but some.
 
2013-02-28 11:20:37 PM  
She could take the easy way out by him getting demoted to the Corpus Christi Hooks.
 
2013-03-01 04:42:42 AM  
Or the Mariners.

/It's funny because no wife wants her husband to play for the Mariners
 
2013-03-01 05:59:40 AM  
Or 10,000 Auto Parts...

/Was the punchline when I was a kid.
//Are they still around?
 
2013-03-01 07:51:56 AM  
Or the Albuquerque Isotopes
 
2013-03-01 10:23:55 PM  
Well played, Mauer
 
2013-03-02 08:21:40 PM  

Cymbal: Or the Albuquerque Isotopes


I thought it was the Springfield Isotopes?
 
2013-03-03 10:15:18 AM  

Guess_Who: Cymbal: Or the Albuquerque Isotopes

I thought it was the Springfield Isotopes?


IRL, it is Albuquerque, at least it was.
 
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