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(Uproxx)   "And then I told Tina Fey to give those kids some Benadryl." - Frequent flyer with zero f*cks to give   (uproxx.com) divider line 8
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2013-02-28 02:16:21 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback: rcantley

I've found car trips are significantly easier when I shove a Benadryl down my dog's gullet.


Pill Pockets were invented so dogs would take pills without the shoving.

A safe dose is 1mg of Benadryl per pound of dog, no more than once in 8 hours.


Ugg, those pill pockets look like little soft turds. I think that is the only reason my dog will eat them.
2013-02-28 03:07:16 PM
2 votes:
When there's a loud child on a flight I prefer to call the stewardess over and say "I'd like to buy that baby a scotch."
2013-02-28 02:01:29 PM
2 votes:

wild9: Kids love Benadryl


Tastes like purple.
2013-03-01 04:46:11 PM
1 votes:
Gravol suppository...forget to take the foil off just once and all you'll have to do is show em the box...
2013-02-28 03:58:19 PM
1 votes:
Chloral Hydrate.
2013-02-28 02:59:03 PM
1 votes:

Kristoph57: meanmutton: Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"

Your pediatrician could lose his medical license for that.

Probably. Then again, there would be a flight full of guys such as myself who would want to buy him a beer.
Needs minor annoyanceof the many outweigh the needs of the snowflake.


Parents who properly plan ahead shouldn't have kids who are upset.  If they sleep well, they're well fed, and you have something for them to do (an iPad, a coloring book, and a couple surprise cheap toys can go a long way) then the kid will be fine.
2013-02-28 02:20:54 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey


I find a slap jack to the base of the skull works wonders.
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2013-02-28 02:11:00 PM
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An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey
 
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