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(Uproxx)   "And then I told Tina Fey to give those kids some Benadryl." - Frequent flyer with zero f*cks to give   (uproxx.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Benadryl, Tina Fey, Paul Rudd, pooping  
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12416 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Feb 2013 at 1:46 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-28 03:55:09 PM  
4 votes:
meanmutton:

Parents who properly plan ahead shouldn't have kids who are upset.  If they sleep well, they're well fed, and you have something for them to do (an iPad, a coloring book, and a couple surprise cheap toys can go a long way) then the kid will be fine.

Know how I know that you don't have kids?
2013-02-28 01:54:00 PM  
2 votes:
Hero tag for the Frequent Flyer.
2013-02-28 03:47:50 PM  
1 vote:

factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey


I don't know about dignified, but one arm over the left shoulder, one arm through the legs with your hands locking about the sternum makes for a good unbreakable hold for a tantrauming toddler. With them pointed away from your also safe from any swinging legs.
2013-02-28 02:53:03 PM  
1 vote:

meanmutton: Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"

Your pediatrician could lose his medical license for that.


Probably. Then again, there would be a flight full of guys such as myself who would want to buy him a beer.
Needs of the many outweigh the needs of the snowflake.
2013-02-28 02:43:45 PM  
1 vote:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"


Your pediatrician could lose his medical license for that.
2013-02-28 02:11:00 PM  
1 vote:
An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey
 
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