factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child? Kudos for trying, lady. I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point./Loves Tina Fey
meanmutton: Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.Said said "Everyone will be happier"Your pediatrician could lose his medical license for that.
Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.Said said "Everyone will be happier"
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