Jabberocknroll: America is the only the country I know of where people regard children as the plague.
LemSkroob: I hate kids on planes (well, i just plain hate kids), but when booking a flight to Orlando, you have to know what to expect. Therefore, stay the hell out of Orlando.
fustanella: It's the flights out that involve the screechers. I've found that first wings out of town any given morning keep that to a tolerable minimum. With noise-cancelling headphones at the ready.
Tricky Chicken: factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child? Kudos for trying, lady. I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point./Loves Tina FeyShe is hotish, and her 30 Rock work was good. But, her entire SNL career was one prolonged 'Bush is dumb.' joke rewritten over and over. It was so bad that Nobody has been able to cite 3 episodes when Bush was president that she didn't include the same joke. Actually, I'd be impressed if you could find 2 (so far I haven't found a second).
Dafatone: I don't mind loud/annoying kids too much. They're kids. You can only do so much in keeping them behaved.I do mind some parents. Specifically, the ones that whine at their kids. One month in Colorado I ran into a slew of parents whining at their kids about how they were making them look bad and basically trying to guilt their kids into acting better (and half the time, the kids were barely acting out. Just tugging on their mother's pants while she listened to headphones or something.)Don't guilt your kids.
Jim_Callahan: If your kid can be classified as an "infant", then don't take them flying in the first place. They can't clear their Eustachian tubes manually so they'll be in physical pain for 90% of the flight, you negligent moron.
The My Little Pony Killer: A parent handling their child looks infinitely more dignified than one who allows them to cause problems for others.
ItsJustJake: Give me the stink-eye just for bringing her, though? You'll get it right back. Not all kids are the same. Don't like 'em? Too Farkin Bad.
4 lives down 5 to go: I get it, you got kids.FFS. I wish Tina Fey would STFU & GTFO already. Loved 30'rock and her as well, but every time she has been in front of a mic its "blahblahblha my kids looked at the sun,blah,blah my kids blah"
robohobo: My wife still talks about her childhood love of Orange Triaminic.
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