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(Uproxx)   "And then I told Tina Fey to give those kids some Benadryl." - Frequent flyer with zero f*cks to give   (uproxx.com) divider line 70
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2013-02-28 01:51:16 PM  
Kids love Benadryl
 
2013-02-28 01:52:52 PM  
MILF-lovers love Tina Fey.
 
2013-02-28 01:54:00 PM  
Hero tag for the Frequent Flyer.
 
2013-02-28 02:00:14 PM  
I've found car trips are significantly easier when I shove a Benadryl down my dog's gullet.
 
2013-02-28 02:00:59 PM  
liquid gravol  works awesome as well.
 
2013-02-28 02:01:29 PM  

wild9: Kids love Benadryl


Tastes like purple.
 
2013-02-28 02:04:43 PM  

rcantley: I've found car trips are significantly easier when I shove a Benadryl down my dog's gullet.


Is it easier to strap your dog to the roof if it is sleepy?

/What? I heard that is how it is done.
 
2013-02-28 02:11:00 PM  
An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey
 
2013-02-28 02:13:39 PM  

rcantley


I've found car trips are significantly easier when I shove a Benadryl down my dog's gullet.


Pill Pockets were invented so dogs would take pills without the shoving.

A safe dose is 1mg of Benadryl per pound of dog, no more than once in 8 hours.
 
2013-02-28 02:16:21 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: rcantley

I've found car trips are significantly easier when I shove a Benadryl down my dog's gullet.


Pill Pockets were invented so dogs would take pills without the shoving.

A safe dose is 1mg of Benadryl per pound of dog, no more than once in 8 hours.


Ugg, those pill pockets look like little soft turds. I think that is the only reason my dog will eat them.
 
2013-02-28 02:17:43 PM  
If she was at Disney World/Magic Kingdom the same weekend I was (2/16), the place was a farking zoo.  Granted, being a celeb, she was probably on a VIP tour and didn't have to deal with the insanity.
 
2013-02-28 02:18:04 PM  

Speaker2Animals: MILF-lovers love Tina Fey.


Only when she's dressed like Palin.

/it's pretty sad that I can't type the word "milk" without mispelling it as "milf"
 
2013-02-28 02:18:57 PM  
We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"
 
2013-02-28 02:20:11 PM  
"Because that's what I do now"

I wonder if the sex is worth the constant sarcasm and acidity?

/probably
 
2013-02-28 02:20:54 PM  

factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey


I find a slap jack to the base of the skull works wonders.
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-02-28 02:24:02 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"


My mother used to give my little sister that old school cough syrup before flights. She'd be out cold for hours and the stewardesses would praise my mom for having 2 such quiet and delightful children.

/took my first flight on my first birthday from Germany to the US
//didn't make a peep the whole flight. Mom was actually afraid I might have been missing some essential baby parts in the head and ears
 
2013-02-28 02:24:11 PM  

BigLuca: factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey

I find a slap jack to the base of the skull works wonders.
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]


this was my plan to make my date with tina fey memorable... she cant say no if she is unconcious with a throbbing head wound
 
2013-02-28 02:29:32 PM  

KatjaMouse: Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"

My mother used to give my little sister that old school cough syrup before flights. She'd be out cold for hours and the stewardesses would praise my mom for having 2 such quiet and delightful children.

/took my first flight on my first birthday from Germany to the US
//didn't make a peep the whole flight. Mom was actually afraid I might have been missing some essential baby parts in the head and ears


/Strap them kids in, give 'em a little bit of Benadryl in a cherry Coke, we're going to Oklahoma for the family reunion!
 
2013-02-28 02:31:41 PM  

factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey


She is hotish, and her 30 Rock work was good.  But, her entire SNL career was one prolonged 'Bush is dumb.' joke rewritten over and over.  It was so bad that Nobody has been able to cite 3 episodes when Bush was president that she didn't include the same joke.  Actually, I'd be impressed if you could find 2 (so far I haven't found a second).
 
2013-02-28 02:34:46 PM  
our doc gave us paragoric
 
2013-02-28 02:43:45 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"


Your pediatrician could lose his medical license for that.
 
2013-02-28 02:51:45 PM  

BigLuca: factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey

I find a slap jack to the base of the skull works wonders.
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]


I haven't seen one of those in years. I think the collapsible baton made them obsolete.
 
2013-02-28 02:53:03 PM  

meanmutton: Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"

Your pediatrician could lose his medical license for that.


Probably. Then again, there would be a flight full of guys such as myself who would want to buy him a beer.
Needs of the many outweigh the needs of the snowflake.
 
2013-02-28 02:57:49 PM  

meanmutton: Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"

Your pediatrician could lose his medical license for that.


it's otc.  I got it recommended for myself by a nurse practitioner for my sleeping trouble.  I think it even has directions for young kids and pretty clearly states that drowsiness is a side effect.  IDC if you're a celebrity a crying baby on a plane is a crime against humanity.
 
2013-02-28 02:59:03 PM  

Kristoph57: meanmutton: Eddie Adams from Torrance: We used to fly a lot when our son was a toddler. Our pediatrician told us to dope him with some Benadryl.
Said said "Everyone will be happier"

Your pediatrician could lose his medical license for that.

Probably. Then again, there would be a flight full of guys such as myself who would want to buy him a beer.
Needs minor annoyanceof the many outweigh the needs of the snowflake.


Parents who properly plan ahead shouldn't have kids who are upset.  If they sleep well, they're well fed, and you have something for them to do (an iPad, a coloring book, and a couple surprise cheap toys can go a long way) then the kid will be fine.
 
2013-02-28 03:05:43 PM  
Talented but overrated.  Not surprised she became a breeder diva.
 
2013-02-28 03:07:16 PM  
When there's a loud child on a flight I prefer to call the stewardess over and say "I'd like to buy that baby a scotch."
 
2013-02-28 03:20:04 PM  
My wife still talks about her childhood love of Orange Triaminic.
 
2013-02-28 03:45:45 PM  
I've been to Disney World with the family.  A lot.  I can guarantee any flight in and out of Orlando is 50% screaming kids.  My kids are basically angels, but even they have melted down a time or two pre-, post- and during Disney World.  It's like sensory overstimulation for kids.
 
2013-02-28 03:47:39 PM  
Or, for a kid that's not dumber than a box of rocks, give them some sort of puzzle thing to play with.

Or for a slightly older kid, something to read.

//If your kid can be classified as an "infant", then don't take them flying in the first place.  They can't clear their Eustachian tubes manually so they'll be in physical pain for 90% of the flight, you negligent moron.
 
2013-02-28 03:47:50 PM  

factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey


I don't know about dignified, but one arm over the left shoulder, one arm through the legs with your hands locking about the sternum makes for a good unbreakable hold for a tantrauming toddler. With them pointed away from your also safe from any swinging legs.
 
2013-02-28 03:48:50 PM  
My parents were just telling us about how their pediatrician gave them paregoric for my older sister when she was teething.  Benedryl is nothing compared to that shiat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paregoric
 
2013-02-28 03:53:37 PM  
when louis ck says it, it's hilarious,

when tina fey says it, everyone gets uppity

News flash to those without or forgot what it's like: Having little kids is a rewarding experience, but the little demons are incredibly trying at times. There is no understanding of logical explanations with them. I pity the parents who try (and we all do).

Also, hearing about it from others is teh funny.

/ I just defended a Hoo.
// I feel so dirty
 
2013-02-28 03:55:09 PM  
meanmutton:

Parents who properly plan ahead shouldn't have kids who are upset.  If they sleep well, they're well fed, and you have something for them to do (an iPad, a coloring book, and a couple surprise cheap toys can go a long way) then the kid will be fine.

Know how I know that you don't have kids?
 
2013-02-28 03:58:19 PM  
Chloral Hydrate.
 
2013-02-28 04:14:01 PM  
Aleve PM
 
2013-02-28 04:23:00 PM  
Crazy workaholic.
 
2013-02-28 04:26:08 PM  

UFIA4U: meanmutton:

Parents who properly plan ahead shouldn't have kids who are upset.  If they sleep well, they're well fed, and you have something for them to do (an iPad, a coloring book, and a couple surprise cheap toys can go a long way) then the kid will be fine.

Know how I know that you don't have kids?


No, this person probably does. It's one of THOSE parents.
 
2013-02-28 04:26:57 PM  
Ball gag and cowl.
 
2013-02-28 04:58:06 PM  

Speaker2Animals: MILF-lovers love Tina Fey.


Indeed

Well, I had to say something because I can't watch the videos just now so I need a way to find them later..
 
2013-02-28 05:01:44 PM  

Thrag: When there's a loud child on a flight I prefer to call the stewardess over and say "I'd like to buy that baby a scotch."


You owe me two ounces of beer and a booger.
 
2013-02-28 05:12:49 PM  

factoryconnection: An experienced mother still trying to look dignified while handling a trantruming child?  Kudos for trying, lady.  I go one of two ways: bear-hug for short distances to get a kid outside, or dangle by the ankle(s) to avoid their flying hands, teeth, and nut-kicking Stride Rites.

I have no shame... they are in a different zone and I treat them as a hazard to be contained at that point.

/Loves Tina Fey


A parent handling their child looks infinitely more dignified than one who allows them to cause problems for others.
 
2013-02-28 05:19:39 PM  
I hate kids on planes (well, i just plain hate kids), but when booking a flight to Orlando, you have to know what to expect. Therefore, stay the hell out of Orlando.
 
2013-02-28 05:49:26 PM  

GalFriday: Strap them kids in, give 'em a little bit of Benadryl in a cherry Coke, we're going to Oklahoma for the family reunion!


Came here for this.  See you up at uncle Slayton's.
 
2013-02-28 05:51:50 PM  

Oakenshield: "Because that's what I do now"

I wonder if the sex is worth the constant sarcasm and acidity?

/probably


A woman I work with looks very much like a 20-something year old Tina Fey. She's extremely sarcastic too. She gets macked on CONSTANTLY, and I can't blame a guy for trying. If I was single I'd have asked her out a long time ago.
 
2013-02-28 06:10:37 PM  

Tricky Chicken: factoryconnection:
She is hotish, and her 30 Rock work was good.  But, her entire SNL career was one prolonged 'Bush is dumb.' joke rewritten over and over.  It was so bad that Nobody has been able to cite 3 episodes when Bush was president that she didn't include the same joke.  Actually, I'd be impressed if you could find 2 (so far I haven't found a second).


It wasn't the same joke. Bush just did a lot of dumb stuff. Clinton got it too with the womanizing. That's 16 years of material. The comedy world was grateful. Obama is just not a good SNL material president.
 
2013-02-28 06:18:27 PM  

offacue: GalFriday: Strap them kids in, give 'em a little bit of Benadryl in a cherry Coke, we're going to Oklahoma for the family reunion!

Came here for this.  See you up at uncle Slayton's.


We'll be having us a time!
 
2013-02-28 06:19:46 PM  

Decillion: Tricky Chicken: factoryconnection:
She is hotish, and her 30 Rock work was good.  But, her entire SNL career was one prolonged 'Bush is dumb.' joke rewritten over and over.  It was so bad that Nobody has been able to cite 3 episodes when Bush was president that she didn't include the same joke.  Actually, I'd be impressed if you could find 2 (so far I haven't found a second).

It wasn't the same joke. Bush just did a lot of dumb stuff. Clinton got it too with the womanizing. That's 16 years of material. The comedy world was grateful. Obama is just not a good SNL material president.


Obama is terrible material for a roast. There's nothing that exciting to make fun of. I mean, "Well, you're skinny, you smoke, your wife is real tall, uhhhh." As for for crazies thinking he's the Antichrist, well, he would be the most boring Antichrist in existence. Like finding out the ultimate evil resided in a bran raisin muffin. Bush and Clinton both could be the funny character at a party but Obama is the guy discussing mortgages with your elderly Uncle Jim.
 
2013-02-28 06:24:38 PM  
As long as the batteries hold out on my sound canceling headphones, I'm good.

/use over the ear headphones, so you can add earplugs
 
2013-02-28 06:55:49 PM  
America is the only the country I know of where people regard children as the plague.
 
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