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(Religion News Service)   You know how it is in March: the guys from the Knights of Columbus fill out a shiatload of brackets, but it's always some Jewish girl making her picks by vestment color who wins the pool   (religionnews.com ) divider line
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2013-02-28 03:27:29 PM  
8 votes:
I'm hoping one of the African Cardinals makes it - It would be ironic to see a black pope surrounded by men wearing white robes and pointy hats carrying crosses
2013-02-28 03:52:08 PM  
6 votes:
I know it's a long shot, but I'm still rooting for Poprah.

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2013-02-28 03:47:29 PM  
4 votes:
I hereby announce my candidacy for the Cardinal Rumble.  I, PONTIFICUS REX;  The Confessor of Carnage, The Innovator of  Inquisitorial Violence, the Pontifex of Pain, Shall enter the Chapel, Brother,  and I will walk out Miter on head and Crosier in hand as the next Pope, and all the broken husks of the blood red stained cardinals will kneel before me and kiss the Ring as I begin my Dark Rule of 1000 years.  I will be a Cruel and Terrible Pope,  Raining down Destruction with my Vaunted Swiss guard and their newly modified Laser Halberds and Vatican Issue Power Armor made to look in my fearsome, nude Visage.  Soon the world Will tremble at the Very Mention of my name.  Soon.....
2013-02-28 03:37:44 PM  
4 votes:
www.smithgifford.com
2013-02-28 03:22:34 PM  
3 votes:
Quick! Someone check the Star Wars novels and find out who is Emperor after Palpatine!

The answer may be in plain sight.
2013-02-28 04:22:43 PM  
2 votes:

semiotix: They can pick pretty much any male Catholic who is or could become eligible to be a bishop. (That basically translates to "unmarried.") Doesn't have to be a cardinal, a bishop, or even a priest, for that matter.


That can turn out badly
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2013-02-28 03:48:12 PM  
2 votes:

airplane_mech2: One of the local DJ's here played fantasy football this year for the first time.  She made all her picks based on how hot the guys were.  She won her league.


Judging by some of the calls this year, that's how the refs played too.
2013-02-28 03:44:19 PM  
2 votes:
One of the local DJ's here played fantasy football this year for the first time.  She made all her picks based on how hot the guys were.  She won her league.
2013-02-28 03:32:57 PM  
2 votes:
I'm still hoping Cardinal Sin from the Phillipines gets the ring myself.
2013-02-28 03:26:43 PM  
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait, do people actually place bets on who the next pope will be?
That's To Deliciously deviant for words.
Where do I sign up?

People place bets on anything.  I knew a guy that bet on which nostril a fat kid would pick first.


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Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose
2013-02-28 03:17:31 PM  
2 votes:
THAT IS NOT HOW ALTERNATIVE VOTING WORKS
2013-02-28 03:16:53 PM  
2 votes:
100 cardinals enter, 1 pope leaves

/there can only be one
//can't think of another reference to stuff in there
///that's what he said... The priest I mean
2013-02-28 03:11:28 PM  
2 votes:
Meh there's no women this line up.
2013-02-28 06:36:23 PM  
1 vote:

roc6783: airplane_mech2: One of the local DJ's here played fantasy football this year for the first time.  She made all her picks based on how hot the guys were.  She won her league.

My cousin won our confidence pick 'em league by using the percentages CBS gives for which teams are picked across all leagues, then ranking them with the closest to 100/0 being her 16 and the closest to 50/50 being her 1.  She was in the top 5 the whole season and lead a week or two, then jumped into 1st and stayed there for the last 3 weeks.  She screwed up by telling me that though as it will now be incorporated into my foolproof strategy.  My foolproof strategy has seen me lead for 8+ weeks, then crap the bed the last 2 as teams rest players or fight for playoff spots.


The last World Cup, I won because I chose Spain for the Hot Guy factor, and lemme tell you, my husband was really annoyed.
2013-02-28 05:25:53 PM  
1 vote:

Candygram4Mongo: semiotix: Not strictly speaking true. They can pick pretty much any male Catholic who is or could become eligible to be a bishop. (That basically translates to "unmarried.") Doesn't have to be a cardinal, a bishop, or even a priest, for that matter. Although depending on how low on the org chart you are, there might have to be some hasty ordinational jiggery-pokery to satisfy canon law.


Pope Morrissey I, the Pope of Mope


No way. He'll change no meat Fridays to no meat everyday. And he'll take away our seafood loophole.
2013-02-28 05:17:42 PM  
1 vote:
I'm male, single(on fark!?), and at least nominally Catholic. If elected, I promise to hold it down to 400 excommunications a week.
2013-02-28 04:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
This site has betting odds:  http://www.paddypower.com/bet/novelty-betting/current-affairs/pope-be t ting/-4825595.html#link_35245700&force_racing_css=&ev_desc=Next%20Pope

A couple of long shots:


Richard Dawkins (UK) 666/1
Bono (Ireland) 1000/1


I'm going with Dawkins.
2013-02-28 04:18:58 PM  
1 vote:
Recent popes were chosen on the basis of an outrageous foreign accent. We've had a Polish pope who sounded like Bela Lugosi, and a German pope who sounded like a mad scientist. I'm going with a Frenchman or a Swede this time.

The Swedish pope: bork bork bork!
2013-02-28 04:00:48 PM  
1 vote:
I want to see Turkson elected so I can quote Blazing Saddles extensively and see bigoted idiots lose their shiat.

/*bong*
2013-02-28 03:53:47 PM  
1 vote:

Magorn: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Let's go Marc Ouellet in 2013!

http://www.policymic.com/articles/25701/marc-ouellet-5-facts-about-t he -potential-next-canadian-pope
"(On abortion) In May 2010, Ouellet stood by, "even in the case of rape," and urged the federal government to help pregnant women keep their child. Having earlier applauded Prime Minister Stephen Harper's government for its stance against funding abortions in the developing world, he added, "if they do not want to fund abortion abroad and they do not bring home more help to women to keep their child, I think they are incoherent."

If there were campaigns to become The Potato his slogan would be "Business as usual."

Please.  Nobody like to talk about it, but there still is a lot of prejudice in the upper ranks of the Church.  Do you seriously think they'll ever let a CANADIAN be pope?  And not just a Canadian but a FRENCH-Canadian?   Please.


Oh most definitely I know. It's just sad how I can't even support a Canadian contender on the basis they're just as medieval minded as the next guy.
Here I thought we retarded brothers in the north were a bastion of socialism, alcoholism and progressive thinking; yet we can't even pull out a progressive-thinking religious leader candidate.

airplane_mech2: One of the local DJ's here played fantasy football this year for the first time.  She made all her picks based on how hot the guys were.  She won her league.


It's funny because if you play by the hotness of players wives/girlfriends you could easily have one of the lowest scoring seasons on record. Well, except with Gisele.
2013-02-28 03:50:26 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sorry but it's Gonzaga's year.
2013-02-28 03:48:05 PM  
1 vote:

Magorn: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Let's go Marc Ouellet in 2013!

http://www.policymic.com/articles/25701/marc-ouellet-5-facts-about-t he -potential-next-canadian-pope
"(On abortion) In May 2010, Ouellet stood by, "even in the case of rape," and urged the federal government to help pregnant women keep their child. Having earlier applauded Prime Minister Stephen Harper's government for its stance against funding abortions in the developing world, he added, "if they do not want to fund abortion abroad and they do not bring home more help to women to keep their child, I think they are incoherent."

If there were campaigns to become The Potato his slogan would be "Business as usual."

Please.  Nobody like to talk about it, but there still is a lot of prejudice in the upper ranks of the Church.  Do you seriously think they'll ever let a CANADIAN be pope?  And not just a Canadian but a FRENCH-Canadian?   Please.


i think he was just poutine it out there, eh?
2013-02-28 03:37:11 PM  
1 vote:

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Let's go Marc Ouellet in 2013!

http://www.policymic.com/articles/25701/marc-ouellet-5-facts-about-t he -potential-next-canadian-pope
"(On abortion) In May 2010, Ouellet stood by, "even in the case of rape," and urged the federal government to help pregnant women keep their child. Having earlier applauded Prime Minister Stephen Harper's government for its stance against funding abortions in the developing world, he added, "if they do not want to fund abortion abroad and they do not bring home more help to women to keep their child, I think they are incoherent."

If there were campaigns to become The Potato his slogan would be "Business as usual."


Please.  Nobody like to talk about it, but there still is a lot of prejudice in the upper ranks of the Church.  Do you seriously think they'll ever let a CANADIAN be pope?  And not just a Canadian but a FRENCH-Canadian?   Please.
2013-02-28 03:33:54 PM  
1 vote:
I think everyone is sleping on some serious mid-major cardinals and I've got Cardinal George from Chicago as my Cinderella , knocking off Dolan in the play-in game and then making a run all the way to the white smoke.  But Ialso think Cardinal Pell of Australia made a strong statement today by knocking off the former winner and could make a run if the other cardinals haven't been properly coached up to handle the pressure
2013-02-28 03:31:56 PM  
1 vote:

DeathBySmiley: What does this have to do with politics, again?


Wow, thought I was on politics tab. Herpy-derpy-doo I'm out of it today.
2013-02-28 03:14:48 PM  
1 vote:

roccosrevolution.files.wordpress.com

"Yo yo yo dog. That sermon was a bit pitchy..."

2013-02-28 03:11:14 PM  
1 vote:

justanotherfarkinfarker: Would be funny if they just picked some random shlub of the st every few years. I would make a great pope is what I'm getting at.


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Agrees
2013-02-28 03:09:28 PM  
1 vote:

Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait, do people actually place bets on who the next pope will be?
That's To Deliciously deviant for words.
Where do I sign up?


People place bets on anything.  I knew a guy that bet on which nostril a fat kid would pick first.
2013-02-28 03:08:46 PM  
1 vote:
Would be funny if they just picked some random shlub of the st every few years. I would make a great pope is what I'm getting at.
2013-02-28 03:08:18 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, do people actually place bets on who the next pope will be?
That's To Deliciously deviant for words.
Where do I sign up?
2013-02-28 02:51:29 PM  
1 vote:

SmackLT: I'm going Dolan, Carrera (who always hustles harder against Canucks), Maradiaga and Sandri in the Americas, Erdo and Scola in Europe, Onaiyekan, and my upset pick, Turkson, in the Asia and Africa bracket.

/don't see Turkson knocking off the #1 seed, though


Erdo over Ravasi? What, is burning your money taking too long?  Everybody knows Ravasi is a monster in the first round.
2013-02-28 02:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going Dolan, Carrera (who always hustles harder against Canucks), Maradiaga and Sandri in the Americas, Erdo and Scola in Europe, Onaiyekan, and my upset pick, Turkson, in the Asia and Africa bracket.

/don't see Turkson knocking off the #1 seed, though
 
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