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(Politico)   As ICE detainees are released, America's Sheriff is worried that illegal aliens may flee the country   (politico.com) divider line 73
    More: Strange, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, illegal immigrants, Maricopa County, ice, Chuck Schumer  
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2013-02-28 02:04:02 PM  
"I'll take them. I have room in my tents. I would be happy to have them - and I wouldn't even charge them. I would love to take them in the tents," Arpaio told POLITICO.

"I'll charge the dipshiats that keep electing me!"
 
2013-02-28 02:48:23 PM  
LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.
 
2013-02-28 02:48:40 PM  
After all the failure I've had getting a green light, I see now that the key is just to point out what some pig-headed, evil moron actually said.
 
2013-02-28 02:51:12 PM  

pootsie: After all the failure I've had getting a green light, I see now that the key is just to point out what some pig-headed, evil moron actually said.


My only green was a Sandusky article.  This place is depressing sometimes.
 
2013-02-28 02:51:36 PM  
Proving, republicans love illegals or something.
 
2013-02-28 02:52:22 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "I'll charge the dipshiats that keep electing me!"


How proud those dipshiats must be!
 
2013-02-28 02:54:23 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.


I like Psych too.
 
2013-02-28 02:54:35 PM  
I don't think he gives a fark about illegals. i think he only gives a fark about power and shoving as many people as he can into the tents whether they're guilty of anything or not and whether he even has jurisdiction or not. He runs the 'camps' the Tea Party keeps shrieking in fear over and he's cheered on because he's got the same letter next to his name as they do.
 
2013-02-28 02:55:29 PM  

pootsie: After all the failure I've had getting a green light, I see now that the key is just to point out what some pig-headed, evil moron actually said.


If it makes you feel any better my first green was a tired, played out joke. The other was the first four words of the song on YouTube that it linked to.

I stopped caring about greens a long time ago but I still submit links every once in a while under the hopes that I can at least make a TFer or two smile.
 
2013-02-28 02:55:51 PM  

GoldSpider: pootsie: After all the failure I've had getting a green light, I see now that the key is just to point out what some pig-headed, evil moron actually said.

My only green was a Sandusky article.  This place is depressing sometimes.


My boobies is an article about a Britney Spears sex tape.  I'm forever unclean.
 
2013-02-28 02:57:04 PM  
If life were a movie, Dustin Hoffman would be forcing this guy at gunpoint to eat diamonds right about now.
 
2013-02-28 02:57:37 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.


You need another drink.
 
2013-02-28 02:59:06 PM  
I THOUGHT THE ILLEGALS WERE SUPPOSED TO DEPORT THEMSELVES FOR F**KS SAKE
 
2013-02-28 02:59:15 PM  
See, self deportation works!!!  If only Fartbama would start using more of Romney's plans we could turn this whole country around.
 
2013-02-28 03:02:41 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "I'll take them. I have room in my tents. I would be happy to have them - and I wouldn't even charge them. I would love to take them in the tents," Arpaio told POLITICO.

"I'll charge the dipshiats that keep electing me!"


Done in one.
 
2013-02-28 03:03:27 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.


You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
 
2013-02-28 03:04:52 PM  
Lemme guess...Sheriff Joe hasn't been in the headlines the past few days.

*clicks link*

WINNAH!!!
 
2013-02-28 03:04:53 PM  
I must admit I just had a vision of a ICE jail full of rotting bodies after no one was scheduled to come in to work.
 
2013-02-28 03:10:36 PM  
[still pining for a meow said the dog stuffed toy]
 
2013-02-28 03:13:53 PM  
I would love to take them in the tents," Arpaio told POLITICO.

He also said that he's concerned the released detainees will flee the country.

Bottom line, Arpaio said, "If they're here illegally, they should be deported."


Ouch, my brain.
 
2013-02-28 03:14:33 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-28 03:15:26 PM  
Because illegals who leave the country aren't making the private prison corporations any money.
 
2013-02-28 03:18:07 PM  
I would love to take them in the tents," Arpaio told POLITICO.

He also said that he's concerned the released detainees will flee the country.

Bottom line, Arpaio said, "If they're here illegally, they should be deported."


I just realized how much this shows he is only concerned with "control" and has no concern with laws for society's sake nor is he concerned for justice. Only that he gets to say what happens. Whether it's going or staying.
 
2013-02-28 03:19:19 PM  
Maybe this is what you get when you have for profit prisons? I doubt sheriff Joe's tent city runs on his kindness and jovial laughter alone. It baffles me that anyone would want a corruptive economic incentive to lock up as many people as possible for as long as possible. Granted, I've only seen "Cops", but from that it seems like in the US you can get arrested and jailed for the most banal and trivial technicalities. Failure to appear? Jail. Not obeying officers every whim? Jail. Driving while black? Jail. Not dropping to the ground within half a second after officer tells you to stop? Tazing, then jail.
 
2013-02-28 03:21:31 PM  
Somewhere someone has a list of all the detainees that will be released.  And one of them is going to commit a horrible crime.  And then someone will figure it out that that detainee was released by ICE because of the sequester cuts and if that detainee hadn't been released, they would not have committed that horrible crime.

Whatever bad things these released detainees do, the blame will lay right at the feet of the person who decided to let them go.  I wouldn't want to be that person when that happens.
 
2013-02-28 03:21:49 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.


i1135.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 03:28:34 PM  
I assumed the headline was parody.  But no, it's Sheriff Joe.  He actually said that.
 
2013-02-28 03:35:02 PM  

vsavatar: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.


I deeply knowledge and clarity of the most convincing their comments on this issue.
 
2013-02-28 03:36:40 PM  
Arpaio - the outspoken Arizona sheriff of Maricopa County known for his tough stance on illegal immigration - says he'd take the prisoners free of charge at Tent City, his controversial Phoenix-based jail in the desert, where prisoners sleep in tents and are required to wear pink underwear.

"I'll take them. I have room in my tents. I would be happy to have them - and I wouldn't even charge them. I would love to take them in the tents," Arpaio told POLITICO.


Wow that sounds....

www.zingerbug.com
 
2013-02-28 03:37:10 PM  
I just thought it was funny when meow said the dog got mad enough to break character in the Monday rape thread.
 
2013-02-28 03:37:35 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.


You are the Jackson Pollock of Farkers.
 
2013-02-28 03:38:10 PM  
Take them in the tents is old-timey slang for cock-docking.
 
2013-02-28 03:38:56 PM  

SlothB77: Whatever bad things these released detainees do, the blame will lay right at the feet of the person who decided to let them go. I wouldn't want to be that person when that happens.


You mean the Republicans who demanded these cuts? You can't demand cuts and then complain services are being reduced. I know Republicans like to pretend there are big stacks of cash that people get paid to do nothing but that is actually not reality. If you cut departments by 5% you will see a reduction in services.
 
2013-02-28 03:42:18 PM  

SlothB77: Somewhere someone has a list of all the detainees that will be released. And one of them is going to commit a horrible crime. And then someone will figure it out that that detainee was released by ICE because of the sequester cuts and if that detainee hadn't been released, they would not have committed that horrible crime.

Whatever bad things these released detainees do, the blame will lay right at the feet of the person who decided to let them go. I wouldn't want to be that person when that happens.


You mean recidivism is sometimes above 0%? SCANDAL AND SHOCK, SIR!
 
2013-02-28 03:45:37 PM  

BSABSVR: I just thought it was funny when meow said the dog got mad enough to break character in the Monday rape thread.


Ahh!  I missed that!  Have a link?
 
2013-02-28 03:47:47 PM  
His lawn's not gonna mow itself.
 
2013-02-28 03:49:25 PM  

Corvus: SlothB77: Whatever bad things these released detainees do, the blame will lay right at the feet of the person who decided to let them go. I wouldn't want to be that person when that happens.

You mean the Republicans who demanded these cuts? You can't demand cuts and then complain services are being reduced. I know Republicans like to pretend there are big stacks of cash that people get paid to do nothing but that is actually not reality. If you cut departments by 5% you will see a reduction in services.


Republicans believe that there is always money in the kitty to lock up the dark skinned. Funding such programs is as vital to freedom as our nuclear deterrent, carrier task groups and all (Jesusy) faith-based initiatives.
 
2013-02-28 03:50:04 PM  
Damn, I thought the headline, was a joke, but the article clearly states ...
"He also said that he's concerned the released detainees will flee the country."
The strange tag doesn't cut it, there should be a tag for Tin Foil Hat, or Brain Fart.
 
2013-02-28 03:51:04 PM  

vsavatar: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.



You show a lot of heart, kid. You got the chops, now you gotta pull out some moxie and give it to'em like you just got off the boat.

4/10
/You can't just mangle syntax like that, where's the nuance?
 
2013-02-28 03:53:27 PM  

cettin: BSABSVR: I just thought it was funny when meow said the dog got mad enough to break character in the Monday rape thread.

Ahh!  I missed that!  Have a link?


Seconded!

I love when trolls accidentally become emotionally invested!
 
2013-02-28 03:53:40 PM  

cettin: BSABSVR: I just thought it was funny when meow said the dog got mad enough to break character in the Monday rape thread.

Ahh!  I missed that!  Have a link?


Here you go
 
2013-02-28 03:54:30 PM  
We need a Retard tag just for him
 
2013-02-28 03:56:41 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what is most loved about this individual is how much the family of he is making from the individuals who do the voting for this individual through the food program.  However I have not the sympathy for those individuals as they have the capacity of the mentalism of the guy from the Mentalist as the opposition to the individuals from Psych who are much more brilliant than this and for this reason they would not do the voting of Sheriff Joe Arapahoe.  You are welcome for the analysis upon which has been commissioned by me.


I lol'd

vsavatar: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.


lol'd even harder!
 
2013-02-28 04:04:22 PM  

BSABSVR: cettin: BSABSVR: I just thought it was funny when meow said the dog got mad enough to break character in the Monday rape thread.

Ahh!  I missed that!  Have a link?

Here you go


Wow, her idiom sure does shift when she is angry.

Still, I am liking of her usual style and the grace of which she has.
 
2013-02-28 04:06:47 PM  

Gosling: SlothB77: Somewhere someone has a list of all the detainees that will be released. And one of them is going to commit a horrible crime. And then someone will figure it out that that detainee was released by ICE because of the sequester cuts and if that detainee hadn't been released, they would not have committed that horrible crime.

Whatever bad things these released detainees do, the blame will lay right at the feet of the person who decided to let them go. I wouldn't want to be that person when that happens.

You mean recidivism is sometimes above 0%? SCANDAL AND SHOCK, SIR!


Only among those people.  You know the people I mean *wink*wink*
 
2013-02-28 04:19:38 PM  

Gyrfalcon: We need a Retard tag just for him


[digs aggressively in Fark Tag graphics folder]

I'll be back.
 
2013-02-28 04:35:04 PM  

Kittypie070: [still pining for a meow said the dog stuffed toy]


It would have a pull string. You pull it and it spits out a sentence made of randomly generated words.
 
2013-02-28 04:36:44 PM  
Will this do?

i.imgur.com
/maybe I should make a pink one?
 
2013-02-28 04:41:39 PM  

Kittypie070: Will this do?

[i.imgur.com image 54x11]
/maybe I should make a pink one?


It needs something... Hmm... Maybe a zoo animal. Ooh, like an elephant!
 
2013-02-28 04:46:27 PM  
OK, and here's the pink one.

i.imgur.com

A bit more Q&D than the first.
 
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