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(JoBlo)   Bernadette Peters is 65 today, and you'd still pick out a Thermos for her. With then and now photos   (joblo.com ) divider line 28
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2013-02-28 03:00:21 PM  
7 votes:

acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]


That's a pop-Upton.
2013-02-28 03:35:57 PM  
6 votes:

REO-Weedwagon: The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters


And this chair.
2013-02-28 03:08:37 PM  
5 votes:
I'd bang that like a snare drum in an all special-needs marching band!
2013-02-28 02:54:14 PM  
3 votes:
images2.fanpop.com
2013-02-28 01:37:22 PM  
3 votes:
I'd show her what my special purpose was for.
2013-03-01 11:28:31 AM  
2 votes:

Slow of Wit: She was my first pin-up, covered in soap bubbles.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-28 08:34:07 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't know she was friends with sarah jessica parker? hollywood is such a small world...

snarkerati.com
2013-02-28 04:36:09 PM  
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Good Lord...yes, yes I would.  With gusto.


?

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-28 04:10:13 PM  
2 votes:
Here's a song she sang for farkers
Link
2013-02-28 03:28:16 PM  
2 votes:
The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters
2013-02-28 03:21:46 PM  
2 votes:
Wow!  On second thought, I do NOT need this paddle ball game, or this remote control...
2013-02-28 03:05:36 PM  
2 votes:
When I saw Streisand on the Oscars Sunday, I first thought of one exchange from The Jerk:

"I heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were!"
"What was it?"
"'The Way We Were!'"
2013-02-28 01:55:00 PM  
2 votes:
There's obviously a portrait of her in her attic slowly aging.
2013-02-28 01:35:55 PM  
2 votes:

acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]


A nerdy girl in glasses.
2013-02-28 01:34:39 PM  
2 votes:

brap: I try to see everything she does on Broadway.


And after you "accidentally" followed her into the bathroom for the third time, did she finally go through with the restraining order?
2013-02-28 11:12:33 AM  
2 votes:
As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

www.joblo.com
2013-03-01 12:15:58 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, she's holding up even better than Marisa Tomei, my usual gold-standard for hotness maintenance.

/I'd bring  her Meals on Wheels
//I'd crochet  her an afghan
///I'd suck on  her Werther's Originals... there we go, that's the one I'm going with.
2013-02-28 08:45:56 PM  
1 vote:
Still at the top of my "Why haven't you been nude in movies and when are you going to get on that?" list.

//J-Lawrence is 2nd.
2013-02-28 07:04:24 PM  
1 vote:
They are the same person, like Mark Walhberg and Matt Damon are the same person.
2013-02-28 05:44:18 PM  
1 vote:

buckeyebrain: Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?


White people all look the same, so it's normal
2013-02-28 05:40:18 PM  
1 vote:

borg: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

A nerdy girl in glasses.


That girl would only be considered nerdy in The Big Bang Theory bizzarro universe.

A real nerdy girl would look like a female version of this...

static5.businessinsider.com
2013-02-28 04:46:18 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone who has Netflix, take some time out of your life, and watch a recording of the whimsical Broadway musical, "Into the Woods."
2013-02-28 04:34:05 PM  
1 vote:

mjg: zvoidx: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

That's a pop-Upton.

First time I've looked at her face. Something is missing.


Here you go.

img96.imageshack.us
2013-02-28 03:40:34 PM  
1 vote:

DjangoStonereaver: Beautiful is beautiful, regardless of age.


Bernadette is teh hawtness, sure, but those pixels have been rode hard and put away wet.
2013-02-28 03:36:15 PM  
1 vote:

Treygreen13: The Jerk is one of my all-time favorite films. I wasn't alive in the 70s, so I didn't have the opportunity to see her in her prime.. but it seems like she barely aged at all from the film I've seen a hundred times.


One time, when she guested on THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW, she did some musical number wearing a
halter-topped spangly jumpsuit thing with a little cutout heart right on her buttcheek, and during part of the
number they zoomed in on it and you could see bare skin.  Racy stuff for the mid 70s, and I think that may
have been the exact moment when puberty began for me.

/Either that, or the hula dancer from the opening credits of the original HAWAII 5-0, I'm not sure.
2013-02-28 03:27:08 PM  
1 vote:

Crewmannumber6: One of those rare women who look better as she gets older. Stockard Carol Channing is the other one.


FTFY.

/I keed, I keed
2013-02-28 03:26:03 PM  
1 vote:

mahuika: brap: I try to see everything she does on Broadway.  I lurve you Bernadette.

Aw, I missed her in A Little Night Music...


She was brilliant as usual.   Send in the Clownsis a difficult tune to pull off (while acting).  She played it perfectly.  Realizing love is a game, that she misplayed all her chips, and her game is over.

It was truly one of the most powerful moments of musical theater I've ever experienced.  I got a little weepy.

My only other Bernadette Peters story is running into her some years back on Madison Avenue, she was so adorable I believe it is the only time in my life I have ever literally been starstruck.  The urge to touch her cute curls was so overwheliming that I had to run in the other direction red-faced like a heart-broken schoolboy.
2013-02-28 02:14:16 PM  
1 vote:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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