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(JoBlo)   Bernadette Peters is 65 today, and you'd still pick out a Thermos for her. With then and now photos   (joblo.com) divider line 131
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2013-02-28 08:33:35 PM

Looks like you gotta catch her at juuuuuust the right angle.


www2.pictures.zimbio.com

 
2013-02-28 08:34:07 PM
I didn't know she was friends with sarah jessica parker? hollywood is such a small world...

snarkerati.com
 
2013-02-28 08:45:07 PM
...She did do a Playboy shoot in Dec. 81, though I don't remember how explicit it was.
 
2013-02-28 08:45:56 PM
Still at the top of my "Why haven't you been nude in movies and when are you going to get on that?" list.

//J-Lawrence is 2nd.
 
2013-02-28 09:00:39 PM
Yes. We can all agree that she is, was, and always will be hot.
 
2013-02-28 09:27:37 PM
She is so HOT!
 
2013-02-28 09:30:38 PM
Bernadette is incredibly talented, and STILL one of the hottest women who has ever lived.
 
2013-02-28 09:51:32 PM

Gumpokc: Bernadette is incredibly talented, and STILL one of the hottest women who has ever lived.


It's the talent that keeps her hot.

Mel knew how to pick them for his films. Both her and Kahn had good comedic timing.
Plus Mel must have a thing for gingers from looking at his castings in retrospect.
 
2013-02-28 09:52:19 PM

eggrolls: Looks like you gotta catch her at juuuuuust the right angle.
[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 328x450]


She's 65, dude.  Even at that angle she looks like late thirties, early forties.
 
2013-02-28 10:44:57 PM

eggrolls: Looks like you gotta catch her at juuuuuust the right angle.
[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 328x450]


what's wrong with that angle?  Or is that angle the one that's good?

//I'm 43, and that is very very nice.
 
2013-02-28 11:40:45 PM

AtlanticCoast63: ...She did do a Playboy shoot in Dec. 81, though I don't remember how explicit it was.


I do. It was a very tasteful historical lingerie retrospective. Not even a nip.
 
2013-03-01 12:15:58 AM
Wow, she's holding up even better than Marisa Tomei, my usual gold-standard for hotness maintenance.

/I'd bring  her Meals on Wheels
//I'd crochet  her an afghan
///I'd suck on  her Werther's Originals... there we go, that's the one I'm going with.
 
2013-03-01 12:24:44 AM
You know...
...while you were playing that just now...
...I had the craziest fantasy that I could...
...rise up...
...float right down the end of this cornet...
...right through here...
...through these valves...
...right along this tube...
...come right up against your lips..
....and give you a kiss.


Why didn't you?

I didn't want to get spit on me.
 
2013-03-01 02:15:15 AM

eggrolls: AtlanticCoast63: ...She did do a Playboy shoot in Dec. 81, though I don't remember how explicit it was.

I do. It was a very tasteful historical lingerie retrospective. Not even a nip.


Despite the tragedy of that information, metric tons of knucklechildren still died when it came out.
 
2013-03-01 02:38:05 AM
I'm Tired, as in Blazing Saddles.
content7.flixster.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4RpoLU
/hot like Madeline Kahn
 
2013-03-01 03:32:32 AM
If she's had surgery, I'd love a list for when I need it. GODDAMN she looks good.

My mom is in her 60s and still has a smoking hot body (and would muuuuurder me for saying so). Her face didn't keep pace unfortunately because she tanned in baby oil for many years and smokes. She's not at all ugly, just looks her age in the face. She also won't do any plastic surgery, though she could easily afford it. I kinda admire that tbh, especially because she's always been vain. I like that she likes how she looks.

I like my crows feet. :D
 
2013-03-01 04:10:10 AM

ertznay: I totally forgot she was in Heatbeeps. What was Andy thinking?


Maybe for him it was another of his practical jokes. What everyone else involved in that abject trainwreck of a film was thinking must forever remain a mystery unless you can get one of them drunk enough to talk about it.

As for Bernadette Peters, by the way, I would. Mind you, I'd probably have to keep plying her with drink long after getting her to talk about being in Heartbeeps first.
 
2013-03-01 05:14:26 AM

Pants_Optional: REO-Weedwagon: The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters

And this chair.


guffawed at that
 
2013-03-01 07:51:16 AM

kumanoki: New Age Redneck: oldfarthenry

I'd bang that like a snare drum in an all special-needs marching band!

   Yeah? We'll I'd bang that like a screen door in a hurricane!

/just sayin'

I'd tap it like and elevator button.


I'd hit it like a retard on pudding day!
 
2013-03-01 08:08:56 AM
I always thought her face was weird lookin'.  All smushed up and stuff.
 
2013-03-01 08:12:15 AM

JayR30: Richard Saunders: Crewmannumber6: One of those rare women who look better as she gets older. Stockard Channing is the other one.

Indeed.

Let's not leave out Jamie Lee Curtis.

/mmm-mm-m

I would include Emmylou Harris, Monica, Vanessa and Salma to that list.


Unlike Emmylou, Monica, Vanessa and Salma who have always been amazing looking, Bernadette and Stockard were kind of odd looking when they were young and got BETTER looking as they got older.

Plus now I can't get this out of my head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pVM00eoohI
 
2013-03-01 11:22:00 AM
Hey, has anyone seen a kid running around here with a t-shirt that says "bullshirt" across the front?
 
2013-03-01 11:28:31 AM

Slow of Wit: She was my first pin-up, covered in soap bubbles.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-01 01:03:15 PM
 
2013-03-01 01:10:29 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: SCTV


I always liked the one where they blew up Helen Reddy... Classic!
 
2013-03-01 01:23:21 PM

Banned on the Run: On a related note, Mary Steenburgen has gotten hotter.


Damn.
 
2013-03-01 01:23:45 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: SCTV has this to say about Miss Peters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKWn6oPj-c&list=UUzkcuUgsMln4y_aSxhE 0H -g&index=4


That was a pretty good impression, and I didn't realise Andrea Martin had such nice breasts
 
2013-03-01 01:53:28 PM

kg2095: borg: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

A nerdy girl in glasses.

That girl would only be considered nerdy in The Big Bang Theory bizzarro universe.

A real nerdy girl would look like a female version of this...

[static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


i247.photobucket.com
Nerdy girl
 
2013-03-01 04:35:08 PM
ctrl+F "vargas"

Phrase not found.

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-01 09:17:25 PM

Pants_Optional: REO-Weedwagon: The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters

And this chair.


and my dog

*grrrr*

I don't need my dog
 
2013-03-02 02:06:53 AM
She's always been a favorite. She is gorgeous....

/obligatory - I'd pee in her butt
 
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