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(JoBlo)   Bernadette Peters is 65 today, and you'd still pick out a Thermos for her. With then and now photos   (joblo.com) divider line 131
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2013-02-28 11:12:33 AM
As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

www.joblo.com
 
2013-02-28 01:28:16 PM
I try to see everything she does on Broadway.  I lurve you Bernadette.
 
2013-02-28 01:34:39 PM

brap: I try to see everything she does on Broadway.


And after you "accidentally" followed her into the bathroom for the third time, did she finally go through with the restraining order?
 
2013-02-28 01:35:55 PM

acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]


A nerdy girl in glasses.
 
2013-02-28 01:37:22 PM
I'd show her what my special purpose was for.
 
2013-02-28 01:43:01 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Annie was one of my favorite movies growing up.
 
2013-02-28 01:48:23 PM
She looks great for 65.  Still hot.  Altho I think her face may be surgically stuck in that expression....
 
2013-02-28 01:50:51 PM
Like the Hammer of Thor.
 
2013-02-28 01:52:47 PM

Bladel: She looks great for 65.  Still hot.  Altho I think her face may be surgically stuck in that expression....


Exactly this.

Don't get me wrong...She's fantastically well-preserved. That round, kewpie-doll, almost Betty Boop-style cuteness she used to have has evolved into a VERY alluring sort of maturity. I still would.

Even so, that sort of stretched-tight thing she has going on seems to be more and more distressingly common as cosmetic surgery becomes de rigueur.
 
2013-02-28 01:53:41 PM
I'd still show her my special purpose
 
2013-02-28 01:55:00 PM
There's obviously a portrait of her in her attic slowly aging.
 
2013-02-28 02:14:16 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 02:16:25 PM
bullshiat
 
2013-02-28 02:19:35 PM
Good Lord...yes, yes I would.  With gusto.
 
2013-02-28 02:24:33 PM

brap: I try to see everything she does on Broadway.  I lurve you Bernadette.


Aw, I missed her in A Little Night Music, because I had just bought tickets to see it when Angela Lansbury and Catherine Zeta-Jones were in it. If I had known it was going to be Elaine Stritch and Bernadette Peters in a few months, I might have waited.
 
2013-02-28 02:44:41 PM
She's way more than looks. Yeah she is well preserved, but she is also funny, smart, and charming.
 
2013-02-28 02:54:14 PM
images2.fanpop.com
 
2013-02-28 02:57:45 PM
She's the female Dorian Gray.
 
2013-02-28 02:59:31 PM

Bladel: She looks great for 65.  Still hot.  Altho I think her face may be surgically stuck in that expression....


If she's getting plastic surgery, her doctor is very skilled. Kenny Rogers and Nikki Cox should have found someone as skilled.

/I won't post Kenny Rogers and Nikki Cox "after" pictures, but take my word, they're awful
 
2013-02-28 03:00:21 PM

acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]


That's a pop-Upton.
 
2013-02-28 03:02:49 PM
I would put my penis in her
 
2013-02-28 03:02:52 PM
She looks amazing. I'm assuming she's had some touch-ups, but WELL DONE.
 
2013-02-28 03:05:19 PM

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 221x228]

Annie was one of my favorite movies growing up.


Holy crap, I never realized that was her!
 
mjg
2013-02-28 03:05:22 PM

zvoidx: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

That's a pop-Upton.


First time I've looked at her face. Something is missing.
 
2013-02-28 03:05:36 PM
When I saw Streisand on the Oscars Sunday, I first thought of one exchange from The Jerk:

"I heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were!"
"What was it?"
"'The Way We Were!'"
 
2013-02-28 03:08:37 PM
I'd bang that like a snare drum in an all special-needs marching band!
 
2013-02-28 03:09:45 PM
Yes.  Yes I would.
 
2013-02-28 03:11:36 PM
BOOM, CRASH, THE LIGHTNING FLASH! ...
 
2013-02-28 03:11:40 PM
One of those rare women who look better as she gets older. Stockard Channing is the other one.
 
2013-02-28 03:13:29 PM

Bladel: She looks great for 65.  Still hot.  Altho I think her face may be surgically stuck in that expression....


FTFY by removing all the unnecessary words.

Beautiful is beautiful, regardless of age.

img002.lazygirls.info
 
2013-02-28 03:16:33 PM
This woman has been a dream fark of mine since I was a kiddo in the 70's...
When I didn't even know what a dream fark was!
Even at 65...I'd still devour that...greedily and happily.
 
2013-02-28 03:17:33 PM
Dang!
 
2013-02-28 03:21:46 PM
Wow!  On second thought, I do NOT need this paddle ball game, or this remote control...
 
2013-02-28 03:21:54 PM
I wonder if she would let me stick my rear end thermometer in her.
 
2013-02-28 03:26:03 PM

mahuika: brap: I try to see everything she does on Broadway.  I lurve you Bernadette.

Aw, I missed her in A Little Night Music...


She was brilliant as usual.   Send in the Clownsis a difficult tune to pull off (while acting).  She played it perfectly.  Realizing love is a game, that she misplayed all her chips, and her game is over.

It was truly one of the most powerful moments of musical theater I've ever experienced.  I got a little weepy.

My only other Bernadette Peters story is running into her some years back on Madison Avenue, she was so adorable I believe it is the only time in my life I have ever literally been starstruck.  The urge to touch her cute curls was so overwheliming that I had to run in the other direction red-faced like a heart-broken schoolboy.
 
2013-02-28 03:26:22 PM
The face might be surgically enhanced but it takes hard work to have a body that banging. There are 30 year olds who cannot compare.
 
2013-02-28 03:27:08 PM

Crewmannumber6: One of those rare women who look better as she gets older. Stockard Carol Channing is the other one.


FTFY.

/I keed, I keed
 
2013-02-28 03:28:02 PM
The Jerk is one of my all-time favorite films. I wasn't alive in the 70s, so I didn't have the opportunity to see her in her prime.. but it seems like she barely aged at all from the film I've seen a hundred times.
 
2013-02-28 03:28:16 PM
The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters
 
2013-02-28 03:35:57 PM

REO-Weedwagon: The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters


And this chair.
 
2013-02-28 03:36:15 PM

Treygreen13: The Jerk is one of my all-time favorite films. I wasn't alive in the 70s, so I didn't have the opportunity to see her in her prime.. but it seems like she barely aged at all from the film I've seen a hundred times.


One time, when she guested on THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW, she did some musical number wearing a
halter-topped spangly jumpsuit thing with a little cutout heart right on her buttcheek, and during part of the
number they zoomed in on it and you could see bare skin.  Racy stuff for the mid 70s, and I think that may
have been the exact moment when puberty began for me.

/Either that, or the hula dancer from the opening credits of the original HAWAII 5-0, I'm not sure.
 
2013-02-28 03:39:18 PM
oldfarthenry

I'd bang that like a snare drum in an all special-needs marching band!

   Yeah? We'll I'd bang that like a screen door in a hurricane!

/just sayin'
 
2013-02-28 03:39:39 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass

"You get many spiders in there?"
 
2013-02-28 03:40:34 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Beautiful is beautiful, regardless of age.


Bernadette is teh hawtness, sure, but those pixels have been rode hard and put away wet.
 
2013-02-28 03:43:55 PM

New Age Redneck: oldfarthenry

I'd bang that like a snare drum in an all special-needs marching band!

   Yeah? We'll I'd bang that like a screen door in a hurricane!

/just sayin'


I'd tap it like and elevator button.
 
2013-02-28 03:50:12 PM
Heartbeeps.. I saw that on cable back in the 80's some time, hardly remember it.

She's a couple years older than my mother, but she sure doesn't look it!
 
2013-02-28 03:55:40 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [images2.fanpop.com image 449x331]


Good, I didn't have to make that reference myself.
 
2013-02-28 04:02:47 PM

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 221x228]

Annie was one of my favorite movies growing up.


I'd never seen it until my daughter had it on the t.v. a couple of months ago.  Carol Burnett was freaking hilarious.  Favorite line: "Why any kid would want to be an orphan is beyond me."
 
2013-02-28 04:07:11 PM
It's a pity they're casting Meryl Streep instead of Peters as The Witch in the film version of Into the Woods.
 
2013-02-28 04:10:13 PM
Here's a song she sang for farkers
Link
 
2013-02-28 04:10:28 PM

borg: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

A nerdy girl in glasses.


No, that's a girl in nerdy glasses. Big difference.
 
2013-02-28 04:18:39 PM

zarberg: BOOM, CRASH, THE LIGHTNING FLASH! ...


Ah, but that's another story. Nevermind. Anyway....
 
2013-02-28 04:19:49 PM
"Which one you is Funn?"
 
2013-02-28 04:22:32 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: It's a pity they're casting Meryl Streep instead of Peters as The Witch in the film version of Into the Woods.


I like Peters, but she was really chewing the scenery in the American Playhouse film of Into the Woods. She was awesome in Sunday in the Park with George, however.
 
2013-02-28 04:22:52 PM

Pinner: Here's a song she sang for farkers
Link


I can't fap to this!!
 
2013-02-28 04:27:54 PM

GameSprocket: Tyrone Slothrop: It's a pity they're casting Meryl Streep instead of Peters as The Witch in the film version of Into the Woods.

I like Peters, but she was really chewing the scenery in the American Playhouse film of Into the Woods. She was awesome in Sunday in the Park with George, however.


This. That's when I became aware of Bernadette Peters and have had a crush on her ever since.
 
2013-02-28 04:34:05 PM

mjg: zvoidx: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

That's a pop-Upton.

First time I've looked at her face. Something is missing.


Here you go.

img96.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-28 04:36:09 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Good Lord...yes, yes I would.  With gusto.


?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-28 04:46:18 PM
Anyone who has Netflix, take some time out of your life, and watch a recording of the whimsical Broadway musical, "Into the Woods."
 
2013-02-28 05:01:31 PM
I'd hit that like the fist of a 65-year-old wih kids on his lawn.

/THAT is what plastic surgery is supposed to look like
 
2013-02-28 05:02:25 PM
She makes me want to put lipstick on my nipples.

/Came hoping for a pic of her doing that in Pennies from Heaven
//Leaving disappointed that no one even brought it up
 
2013-02-28 05:03:23 PM
I remember her crooning "Making Love Alone" on SNL back in 1979.
 
2013-02-28 05:08:04 PM
On a related note, Mary Steenburgen has gotten hotter.

www.joblo.com
 
2013-02-28 05:12:20 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 634x320]


Nice hair.  Ever done it standing up?
 
2013-02-28 05:20:44 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I would take my sweet time and great pleasure in making her scream my name until her hair straightened; repeatedly and often.
 
2013-02-28 05:25:29 PM

theesir: She makes me want to put lipstick on my nipples.

/Came hoping for a pic of her doing that in Pennies from Heaven
//Leaving disappointed that no one even brought it up


That wasn't Jessica Harper?
 
2013-02-28 05:27:50 PM
Speaking of hotties who don't seem to age, has anyone seen the new Old Navy ad with Julie Hagerty?  Damn.
 
2013-02-28 05:29:30 PM
Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?
 
2013-02-28 05:30:46 PM

buckeyebrain: Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?


Nope.
 
2013-02-28 05:36:34 PM

theesir: She makes me want to put lipstick on my nipples.

/Came hoping for a pic of her doing that in Pennies from Heaven
//Leaving disappointed that no one even brought it up


Wasn't it Jessica Harper that put lipstick on her nipples in Pennies From Heaven?

The Christopher Walken striptease to Let's Misbehave is my favorite part of that movie. Yum.

Bernadette looks fantastic

=]
 
2013-02-28 05:40:18 PM

borg: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

A nerdy girl in glasses.


That girl would only be considered nerdy in The Big Bang Theory bizzarro universe.

A real nerdy girl would look like a female version of this...

static5.businessinsider.com
 
2013-02-28 05:44:18 PM

buckeyebrain: Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?


White people all look the same, so it's normal
 
2013-02-28 05:47:52 PM

gunga galunga: zarberg: BOOM, CRASH, THE LIGHTNING FLASH! ...

Ah, but that's another story. Nevermind. Anyway....


Sheesh, glad SOMEONE got that. My favorite role of hers, and it just happens to be my favorite musical.

/Agony!
 
2013-02-28 05:48:25 PM

buckeyebrain: Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?


Nope. I always pictured the two of them going at it with each other.
 
2013-02-28 05:50:20 PM

Soulcatcher: Jessica Harper that put lipstick on her nipples


AHHHHHH! You're right!!! You Ruined it! You Ruined It! It was always Bernadette Peters in my memory.

I can see how those false memory convictions happen. I would have went to jail claiming it was her.
 
2013-02-28 05:57:09 PM

kg2095: borg: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

A nerdy girl in glasses.

That girl would only be considered nerdy in The Big Bang Theory bizzarro universe.

A real nerdy girl would look like a female version of this...

[static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


Yes, but we never discuss THOSE people...
 
2013-02-28 05:59:37 PM
She's always had a nice pair .... of legs .
 
2013-02-28 06:02:55 PM

Banned on the Run: On a related note, Mary Steenburgen has gotten hotter.

[www.joblo.com image 656x500]



   yeah,but you gotta have Ted Danson money.....
 
2013-02-28 06:07:47 PM

buckeyebrain: Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?


It's pretty easy to remember, One of them has been dead for 14 years,  The other is a GILF.
 
2013-02-28 06:10:40 PM

Soulcatcher: theesir: She makes me want to put lipstick on my nipples.

/Came hoping for a pic of her doing that in Pennies from Heaven
//Leaving disappointed that no one even brought it up

Wasn't it Jessica Harper that put lipstick on her nipples in Pennies From Heaven?

The Christopher Walken striptease to Let's Misbehave is my favorite part of that movie. Yum.

Bernadette looks fantastic

=]


It wasn't her, it was Steve Martin's wife in the movie, Jessica Harper as noted. That movie I could watch over and over again. wonderful in every way.
 
2013-02-28 06:22:10 PM
Ah, yes...Bernadette Peters...breasts to die for that we'll never ever see.
 
2013-02-28 06:24:51 PM
Goldam but that woman always did it for me; smart, funny and attractive in all the right ways.

They don't make 'em like that any more.
 
2013-02-28 06:34:36 PM
There she is.  One of the most talented, and underrated, actresses in America.  Lovely face, personality, and singing voice.  What a pleasure to watch on stage and screen.

Yes, I would wreck that chick.


Richard_The_Clown: buckeyebrain: Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?

Nope. I always pictured the two of them going at it with each other.


Sploosh.
 
2013-02-28 06:36:43 PM

buckeyebrain: Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?


yeah, I said "wait, I thought she was dead"

now im all sad and stuff
 
2013-02-28 06:38:58 PM

Ebenator: Speaking of hotties who don't seem to age, has anyone seen the new Old Navy ad with Julie Hagerty?  Damn.


Yes, I have.  And yes.  Damn.
 
2013-02-28 06:40:01 PM
I watched her in the jerk a lot when I was younger.
It turns out she was also in a movie called "The Jerk." Life is funny sometimes.
 
2013-02-28 06:41:52 PM

Sandbox Leprechaun: GameSprocket: Tyrone Slothrop: It's a pity they're casting Meryl Streep instead of Peters as The Witch in the film version of Into the Woods.

I like Peters, but she was really chewing the scenery in the American Playhouse film of Into the Woods. She was awesome in Sunday in the Park with George, however.

This. That's when I became aware of Bernadette Peters and have had a crush on her ever since.


I watched portions of that on YouTube and immediately became a fan of hers and Sondheim's.
 
2013-02-28 07:00:38 PM

23FPB23: buckeyebrain: Am I the only person that can never keep Bernadette Peters and Madeline Kahn straight in my head?

Nope.


They are the same person, like Mark Walhberg and Matt Damon are the same person.
 
2013-02-28 07:01:48 PM

Alphax: Heartbeeps.. I saw that on cable back in the 80's some time, hardly remember it.

She's a couple years older than my mother, but she sure doesn't look it!


Streaming on Netflix
 
2013-02-28 07:04:24 PM
They are the same person, like Mark Walhberg and Matt Damon are the same person.
 
2013-02-28 07:08:57 PM

Crewmannumber6: One of those rare women who look better as she gets older. Stockard Channing is the other one.


Indeed.

Let's not leave out Jamie Lee Curtis.

/mmm-mm-m
 
2013-02-28 07:09:52 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass:


Came for that. Too it a few times too.
 
2013-02-28 07:10:57 PM
I'd stream that... Repeatedly and often.
 
2013-02-28 07:17:35 PM
She was my first pin-up, covered in soap bubbles.
 
2013-02-28 07:20:41 PM
Mmm...I know it's been said, but she's a fine looking lady that has never disappointed me while I've been in my bunk.   My favorite of hers is Tell Me On a Sunday, but Into the Woods I am down with as we'll.  She's beautiful.
 
2013-02-28 07:22:14 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: It's a pity they're casting Meryl Streep instead of Peters as The Witch in the film version of Into the Woods.


NoooOOOOOooooo

GameSprocket: I like Peters, but she was really chewing the scenery in the American Playhouse film of Into the Woods.


I tend to forgive most stage performances. She's of the old school where she'd delivering it to the top balcony.
 
2013-02-28 07:26:16 PM

Pants_Optional: REO-Weedwagon: The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters

And this chair.


Do you "need help?" Are you "so very scared?"
 
2013-02-28 07:29:04 PM

Richard Saunders: Crewmannumber6: One of those rare women who look better as she gets older. Stockard Channing is the other one.

Indeed.

Let's not leave out Jamie Lee Curtis.

/mmm-mm-m


I would include Emmylou Harris, Monica, Vanessa and Salma to that list.
 
2013-02-28 07:44:16 PM
I'm not sure if it's the different hair-styles, my uncontrollable lust for women older than myself, or both, but:  She looks waaaay hotter now.
 
2013-02-28 08:16:47 PM
I totally forgot she was in Heatbeeps. What was Andy thinking?
 
2013-02-28 08:33:35 PM

Looks like you gotta catch her at juuuuuust the right angle.


www2.pictures.zimbio.com

 
2013-02-28 08:34:07 PM
I didn't know she was friends with sarah jessica parker? hollywood is such a small world...

snarkerati.com
 
2013-02-28 08:45:07 PM
...She did do a Playboy shoot in Dec. 81, though I don't remember how explicit it was.
 
2013-02-28 08:45:56 PM
Still at the top of my "Why haven't you been nude in movies and when are you going to get on that?" list.

//J-Lawrence is 2nd.
 
2013-02-28 09:00:39 PM
Yes. We can all agree that she is, was, and always will be hot.
 
2013-02-28 09:27:37 PM
She is so HOT!
 
2013-02-28 09:30:38 PM
Bernadette is incredibly talented, and STILL one of the hottest women who has ever lived.
 
2013-02-28 09:51:32 PM

Gumpokc: Bernadette is incredibly talented, and STILL one of the hottest women who has ever lived.


It's the talent that keeps her hot.

Mel knew how to pick them for his films. Both her and Kahn had good comedic timing.
Plus Mel must have a thing for gingers from looking at his castings in retrospect.
 
2013-02-28 09:52:19 PM

eggrolls: Looks like you gotta catch her at juuuuuust the right angle.
[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 328x450]


She's 65, dude.  Even at that angle she looks like late thirties, early forties.
 
2013-02-28 10:44:57 PM

eggrolls: Looks like you gotta catch her at juuuuuust the right angle.
[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 328x450]


what's wrong with that angle?  Or is that angle the one that's good?

//I'm 43, and that is very very nice.
 
2013-02-28 11:40:45 PM

AtlanticCoast63: ...She did do a Playboy shoot in Dec. 81, though I don't remember how explicit it was.


I do. It was a very tasteful historical lingerie retrospective. Not even a nip.
 
2013-03-01 12:15:58 AM
Wow, she's holding up even better than Marisa Tomei, my usual gold-standard for hotness maintenance.

/I'd bring  her Meals on Wheels
//I'd crochet  her an afghan
///I'd suck on  her Werther's Originals... there we go, that's the one I'm going with.
 
2013-03-01 12:24:44 AM
You know...
...while you were playing that just now...
...I had the craziest fantasy that I could...
...rise up...
...float right down the end of this cornet...
...right through here...
...through these valves...
...right along this tube...
...come right up against your lips..
....and give you a kiss.


Why didn't you?

I didn't want to get spit on me.
 
2013-03-01 02:15:15 AM

eggrolls: AtlanticCoast63: ...She did do a Playboy shoot in Dec. 81, though I don't remember how explicit it was.

I do. It was a very tasteful historical lingerie retrospective. Not even a nip.


Despite the tragedy of that information, metric tons of knucklechildren still died when it came out.
 
2013-03-01 02:38:05 AM
I'm Tired, as in Blazing Saddles.
content7.flixster.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4RpoLU
/hot like Madeline Kahn
 
2013-03-01 03:32:32 AM
If she's had surgery, I'd love a list for when I need it. GODDAMN she looks good.

My mom is in her 60s and still has a smoking hot body (and would muuuuurder me for saying so). Her face didn't keep pace unfortunately because she tanned in baby oil for many years and smokes. She's not at all ugly, just looks her age in the face. She also won't do any plastic surgery, though she could easily afford it. I kinda admire that tbh, especially because she's always been vain. I like that she likes how she looks.

I like my crows feet. :D
 
2013-03-01 04:10:10 AM

ertznay: I totally forgot she was in Heatbeeps. What was Andy thinking?


Maybe for him it was another of his practical jokes. What everyone else involved in that abject trainwreck of a film was thinking must forever remain a mystery unless you can get one of them drunk enough to talk about it.

As for Bernadette Peters, by the way, I would. Mind you, I'd probably have to keep plying her with drink long after getting her to talk about being in Heartbeeps first.
 
2013-03-01 05:14:26 AM

Pants_Optional: REO-Weedwagon: The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters

And this chair.


guffawed at that
 
2013-03-01 07:51:16 AM

kumanoki: New Age Redneck: oldfarthenry

I'd bang that like a snare drum in an all special-needs marching band!

   Yeah? We'll I'd bang that like a screen door in a hurricane!

/just sayin'

I'd tap it like and elevator button.


I'd hit it like a retard on pudding day!
 
2013-03-01 08:08:56 AM
I always thought her face was weird lookin'.  All smushed up and stuff.
 
2013-03-01 08:12:15 AM

JayR30: Richard Saunders: Crewmannumber6: One of those rare women who look better as she gets older. Stockard Channing is the other one.

Indeed.

Let's not leave out Jamie Lee Curtis.

/mmm-mm-m

I would include Emmylou Harris, Monica, Vanessa and Salma to that list.


Unlike Emmylou, Monica, Vanessa and Salma who have always been amazing looking, Bernadette and Stockard were kind of odd looking when they were young and got BETTER looking as they got older.

Plus now I can't get this out of my head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pVM00eoohI
 
2013-03-01 11:22:00 AM
Hey, has anyone seen a kid running around here with a t-shirt that says "bullshirt" across the front?
 
2013-03-01 11:28:31 AM

Slow of Wit: She was my first pin-up, covered in soap bubbles.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-01 01:03:15 PM
 
2013-03-01 01:10:29 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: SCTV


I always liked the one where they blew up Helen Reddy... Classic!
 
2013-03-01 01:23:21 PM

Banned on the Run: On a related note, Mary Steenburgen has gotten hotter.


Damn.
 
2013-03-01 01:23:45 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: SCTV has this to say about Miss Peters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKWn6oPj-c&list=UUzkcuUgsMln4y_aSxhE 0H -g&index=4


That was a pretty good impression, and I didn't realise Andrea Martin had such nice breasts
 
2013-03-01 01:53:28 PM

kg2095: borg: acanuck: As bad as popup hell.

WTF is this, subass?

[www.joblo.com image 440x191]

A nerdy girl in glasses.

That girl would only be considered nerdy in The Big Bang Theory bizzarro universe.

A real nerdy girl would look like a female version of this...

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i247.photobucket.com
Nerdy girl
 
2013-03-01 04:35:08 PM
ctrl+F "vargas"

Phrase not found.

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-01 09:17:25 PM

Pants_Optional: REO-Weedwagon: The only things I need in life:

1) ashtray
2) paddle game
3) remote control
4) Bernadette Peters

And this chair.


and my dog

*grrrr*

I don't need my dog
 
2013-03-02 02:06:53 AM
She's always been a favorite. She is gorgeous....

/obligatory - I'd pee in her butt
 
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