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(Canoe)   School authorities say that transgendered six-year old is no longer allowed to use the girl's room at the school. Wow, dick move   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 62
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2013-02-28 10:16:39 AM  
7 votes:
www.cbc.ca
I say, Mrs. Crabtree - I have to sh*t like a pampered race-horse.
Allow me the use of the ladies powder room as I'm in denial of this dastardly penis I'm sporting!
2013-02-28 10:16:04 AM  
6 votes:

orbister: First of all, she's a girl with male genitals, not a boy with male genitals.


And I'm a bird without wings.
2013-02-28 10:07:38 AM  
5 votes:

orbister: Two issues here. First of all, she's a girl with male genitals


They call those boys, from where I was raised.
2013-02-28 11:01:42 AM  
4 votes:

Gyrfalcon: So when this "girl" hits puberty and decides he's a guy after all, what's mom going to do then?


Well clearly at that time Coy will be a lesbian...with a penis. No need for rubber strap-ons or dildos. It's the new eco-sensitive solution to lesbian sex. Go green.
2013-02-28 10:25:58 AM  
4 votes:

HAMMERTOE: orbister: First of all, she's a girl with male genitals, not a boy with male genitals.

And I'm a bird without wings.


How is that claim going to help make you feel special by suing someone?  I am going for something I can get something cool out of.

I identify as being an astronaut, and am suing NASA for not allowing me to fly the space shuttle.

//This can be fun if we learn how to do it right.
2013-02-28 10:14:13 AM  
4 votes:
Look i'm all for adults being able to have whatever sort of lifestyle they want, but it seems slightly disturbing that a six year old boy can just say "I have decided i'm a girl, therefore you have to let me use the women's bathroom". If this precedent stands, i suspect that nearly 100% of teenage males in junior high will voluntarily identify as female in exchange for unrestricted access to the female locker room.
2013-02-28 10:19:35 AM  
3 votes:
i512.photobucket.com
2013-02-28 10:04:09 AM  
3 votes:
Excuse me ladies while I whip this out....
2013-02-28 11:37:59 AM  
2 votes:
This boy's parents should be whipped and the school should offer a "Chicks With Dicks" restroom option.
2013-02-28 10:46:46 AM  
2 votes:

CarloSkippy: My sister could pee standing up quite easily


I have no clue how any of my sisters pee, and I'm very thankful for that.

/ I assume they pee sitting down, but now I'm dwelling on the topic. Damn you, CarloSkippy, damn you to hell.
2013-02-28 10:37:50 AM  
2 votes:

ginandbacon: Wow. Fark has been really a quite nasty place to be the last few days. At least Coy has parents who listen to her and stand up for her.


Haven't you heard, the more pessimistic and bitter your the longer you live. We're shooting for immortality here.
2013-02-28 10:32:28 AM  
2 votes:
Tomorrow let's explore Therianthropy, Lycanthropy, Cynanthropy, Ailuranthropy and Musoanthropy.

OK Mommy.
2013-02-28 10:19:35 AM  
2 votes:

orbister: Secondly, who the hell is going to see them in the girls toilet? Do they check flaps before landing?


She'll leave the toilet seats up all the time. Just imagine the trauma...
=Smidge=
2013-02-28 10:16:43 AM  
2 votes:

orbister: TheDumbBlonde: In another interview, the mother in question described this child as "our neuro-typical child". This family is farked.

The expression "neuro typical" seems a little precious to me, but I can see why people prefer not to refer to children without ASD or other issues as "normal". A bit like civilised people say "gay" and "straight", not "gay" and "normal".


How dare you call me straight, sir.

I much prefer the term "pussy wrecker".
2013-02-28 10:15:52 AM  
2 votes:
Name the mental illness...

1. unwarranted sense of importance and paranoia
2. Lack of empathy for others
3. delusions and a skewed sense of reality
4. strange behavior and illogical behavior

Am I talking about schizophrenia? Paranoid Psychosis? NO! TRANSGENDERISM!

1. Unwarranted sense of importance and paranoia-  "I identify as a woman, it is MY right to do so, you are just homo-trans phobic if you disagree!"
2. Lack of empathy- "I identify as a woman, it does not matter if real women do not want me in the bathroom with them, its all about what I identify as, thats all that matters!"
3. delusions and skewed sense of reality- "I feel like im born in the wrong body, I am a woman despite all biological signs to the contrary"
4. Strange behavior and illogical behavior- "I will wear the most horrid womens clothes, perhaps some garbage found in the back of my grandmas closet or something no regular woman would wanna wear JUST to prove im a woman. Also women wear heels all day everywhere, so do I. Nevermind that I am fooling no one and I look like a trainwreck hit a womens big and tall, IM A LADY, BUB"
2013-02-28 10:15:15 AM  
2 votes:
in before fark geneticists

the mom is a goddamn loon
2013-02-28 10:09:38 AM  
2 votes:
Its not like there are stand up stalls in the girls restroom, they all use stalls

...right? I mean I've never been in there so you all could have a three ring circus for all I know
2013-02-28 10:06:46 AM  
2 votes:
The transgender author of TFA couldn't possibly have an agenda of her own, right?

/ my 10-yr old had certain feminine qualities when he was 4 or 5 so I guess we did him a huge disservice by not identifying him as a girl at that point.

// okay - so he used to be a brony but I fail to see where that's relevant.
2013-02-28 10:05:18 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: It said the district's decision "took into account not only Coy but other students in the building, their parents, and the future impact a boy with male genitals using a girls' bathroom would have as Coy grew older."

Two issues here. First of all, she's a girl with male genitals, not a boy with male genitals. Secondly, who the hell is going to see them in the girls toilet? Do they check flaps before landing?
2013-02-28 10:03:17 AM  
2 votes:
I saw that episode of Shameless.
2013-02-28 06:24:42 PM  
1 votes:

shkkmo: Wow, this thread is full of assholes.


It sure is.  Asshole lunatics who've taken a single pseudo-scientific college gender studies course and decided they know best about everything, and want to force all of society to function just the way a tiny minority want it to, no matter how the majority feels.  And who have nothing but love for a woman who is willing to prostitute her own child to push her idiot causes.

Real serious assholes.
2013-02-28 05:58:44 PM  
1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: orbister: First of all, she's a girl with male genitals, not a boy with male genitals.

And I'm a bird without wings.


I'm a hornless Unicorn!
2013-02-28 04:52:31 PM  
1 votes:

ginandbacon: Joe Blowme: Biology is what makes you female, no matter how you FEEL about it.

You should really get up to speed with current gender research. You look incredibly ignorant and prejudiced.


And you look incredibly crazy but lets not judge.
2013-02-28 03:32:23 PM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Jument: In my meaningless opinion, a 6 yo is not capable of comprehending the choice to change gender. That kid is going to have a very confusing next few decades.

Did you know at six? Whether you remember or not you did, and if someone tried to force you too dress and act as the opposite gender you would have known it was wrong for you.


Six is quite old enough to have a sense of gender. To know who you are.
2013-02-28 02:56:43 PM  
1 votes:

 trustfundStoj: Another interview


I am a mom of 4 amazing, wonderful, awesome children one planned kid and a victim of three others thanks to overzealous fertility treament (and one on the way!). Dakota is 5 1/2 years old and has Autismand I cannot cope so I had him diagnosed. Coy, Max, and Lily are 3 1/2 year old triplets. Coy is our special little neuro-typical child was pretty normal so I had to invent an issue for him. Max is also on the Autism spectrum another child I cannot cope with. Lily had a very bad brain injury as a 4 month old was dropped on her head and is about like having a 1-2 month old baby, but is so much fun (and feisty!)and my guilt raddles me to hysteria so I take it out on polite society by being a deranged LGBTQ advocate even though I'm the posterchild for white cisgender privilege. I work full time at home as make the nanny be Lily's nurse as well as being a professional LOLFacebook photographer outside the home. My husband, Jeremy, is a full time student at two colleges and should be done with school in Spring 2012bum of the highest order and is totally cashing in on my parent's trustfund. - See more at: http://visionarymom.com/an-interview-with-kathryn-mathis/#sthash.CnVi r 3cw.dpuf
2013-02-28 01:37:04 PM  
1 votes:
When I was 3 or 4, I told my parents I was a shark, and went around biting stuff. If only they had agreed and let me fully transform!!!

Instead they told me I was a boy. Those bastards!!

This is so stupid it is beyond belief. The fact this is even in debate at all is why we completely fail as a country, and younger generations suck. Bad, bad parents. Yes, they should drill it into the kid he is not a girl. When it is older, maybe then have a talk with it and lay out options. Tell it it can have the wang removed and be whatever it wants. I am sorry, but you can send kids to jail for picking on it all you want, but it will have a really hard time growing up and the damage will be permanent.
2013-02-28 01:31:14 PM  
1 votes:
The kid is a sell-out to the societal concept of gender. Wearing a dress!
2013-02-28 12:46:21 PM  
1 votes:
What is wrong with these farking parents?? The kid is six farking years old! Why haven't they gotten her an operation to fix her birth defect yet? They need to whack that thing off so that she can lead a normal life, as God intended. I'm sure ,later on in life, she'll thank them for fixing the problem before she had time to fully understand it.
2013-02-28 12:23:12 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: It takes more effort to biatch about how put out you feel by being asked to use pronouns you might not be used to using for a person than it does to simply use the damn pronouns.

You look less ignorant in the end, as well.


So we should quit using words as they are actually defined and instead use them as other people want them to be used (sometimes being the exact opposite of the correct definition)?

Let me try it.

You're "smart".
2013-02-28 12:22:09 PM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: In my house we typically shut the door and lock it when its occupied.



WTH happens at your house that you need to LOCK the door?  Don't people there just respect a closed bathroom door?
2013-02-28 12:16:32 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: gja: So, you think 6 year of age is adequate for a person to decide such matters as gender?

Six is well past adequate, seeing as how kids form ideas about gender (as well as assigning those ideas) by the ages of 3-4.


Well what do ya know - we've been doing it wrong this whole time. Give the world over to the children as they obviously know what's best for themselves.
2013-02-28 11:58:15 AM  
1 votes:

octopied: Remember when you were 5, 6?

Did you play "Show me yours, I'll show you mine"?


No, I was never molested as a child.
2013-02-28 11:54:06 AM  
1 votes:
*family meeting at the PC house commune*

`Coy, I understand your school isn't allowing you to use the girl's room.'

`It's not a big deal, Mom. They'll letting me use a single-seater unisex one.'

`Now Coy - this is a cop-out and an insult to your gender-identity. And don't call me "Mom" - it stigmatizes our relationship!'

`Fine, Moonflower. Can I untuck my junk now? My balls are killing me.'

`No. You made the decision to identify as female and signed the declaration papers.'

`Nuts.'
2013-02-28 11:39:49 AM  
1 votes:

PJ-: Any guy in this thread that is saying shared washrooms are a good thing are straight up insane.  Have you not noticed lineups for the female washrooms, pretty much anywhere?  They ALWAYS have a line, and the line moves slow as all HELL.  While the male washroom usually doesn't have a line, but if it's between periods/innings/halftime, there will be a line, but it moves quite fast.  That's exactly what I want, one big washroom that has a HUGE line that moves slow as all hell.


Well all the men will use the urinals and the women will be in the stalls to piss. How about a separate place for men to just shiat? It will remove a bad thing from the place men and women piss and the queue speed will not affect men shiatting or pissing?

Also the men with shame about their small dicks will piss where everyone shiats which is just funny.
PJ-
2013-02-28 11:36:16 AM  
1 votes:
Any guy in this thread that is saying shared washrooms are a good thing are straight up insane.  Have you not noticed lineups for the female washrooms, pretty much anywhere?  They ALWAYS have a line, and the line moves slow as all HELL.  While the male washroom usually doesn't have a line, but if it's between periods/innings/halftime, there will be a line, but it moves quite fast.  That's exactly what I want, one big washroom that has a HUGE line that moves slow as all hell.
2013-02-28 11:30:09 AM  
1 votes:

GF named my left testicle thundercles: to those saying sex isnt gender: the brain is a sexually dimorphic organ.


I'll try using this statement when I ask Mrs. Henry for a beej tonight.
`Seriously, the brain is a sexually dimorphic organ. Let me pork your brain through your mouth.'
2013-02-28 11:21:32 AM  
1 votes:

Private_Citizen: The boy is too young to decide his bedtime, much less his sexuality.

I support the school, there is no way the little boy gets to use the little girls room - regardless of what he thinks his reasons are.


The big city closest to my suburb just passed the 'bathroom bill'.  It took exactly two days for a grown male to enter the female shower room at a local fitness club where several women were showering.  They complained, the cops showed up, apparantly they told the guy to leave the premises but could not arrest him or cite him for anything.  I'm sure the A-hol3 that walked into the shower room was trying to make a point and not just getting his jollies.

I don't think we will be going to the city as much as we used to.  Maybe I'm just too old, I'm not OK with my wife and daughter using a bathroom that a unknown male can just walk into anytime they feel like it.
2013-02-28 11:15:36 AM  
1 votes:
:::Sigh::: OK, people. Due to the overwhelmingmajority of morons in our society, today, bathrooms will no longer be labled as men's / women's or boys / girls. From now on they will be labled as Penises / Vaginas. Hermaphrodites will have their choice to use either. So, whether it's the genitalia you were born with, or  aquired through surgery, what's between your legs will decide which restroom you use. That is all. Carry on.
2013-02-28 11:14:29 AM  
1 votes:
I have a nephew that thought he was a lion at that age and would roar at people. Did we send him to the Serengeti to live with the other beasts? of course not. We let it work itself and he grew into the perfect little self-centered asshole teen that he is today.
2013-02-28 11:00:30 AM  
1 votes:

Brubold: Englebert Slaptyback: The first-grader, Coy Mathis, was born male but identifies as female


And here I was thinking that surgery was required for someone to be transgender.

This.

Has the kid got a pecker? Then the kid uses the boy's room. End of story.


Its not like we can put tits on a six year old

.....I mean technically medical science can but there's that nagging thing called ethics
2013-02-28 10:59:31 AM  
1 votes:
"I used to like ponies but my daddy beat that out of me and I turned out fine" says way more about the armchair psychologist and how many beers he's had by this hour than the gender identity of a child he's never met and whether or not we'll all fit in that handbasket.

Oh but I'm sure Fark Commenter Man is just preparing to go out and rescue all those kittens from trees and then balance the budget.
2013-02-28 10:56:53 AM  
1 votes:

CarloSkippy: loaba: CarloSkippy: I have no clue how any of my sisters pee, and I'm very thankful for that.

/ I assume they pee sitting down, but now I'm dwelling on the topic. Damn you, CarloSkippy, damn you to hell.

I assume all of your sisters pee.


Doh! I read that as "how many of my sisters pee."  <sigh>
2013-02-28 10:52:45 AM  
1 votes:
i303.photobucket.com

You know what really grinds my gears?  When I was a member at the YMCA in Bothell, Washington, girls 6 and younger were allowed in the men's locker room.  It's friggin' awkward as hell.  I don't give a damn if dad has to take little Suzy to swimming lessons....have mommy take her.  And don't get me started about the old guys who would walk around naked for hours....even Herbert the Pervert wasn't that bad.  And that's what really grinds my gears.
2013-02-28 10:51:52 AM  
1 votes:

The_Sponge: I swear....some of you are so "open-mind", your brains are leaking out.


That joke is scratched into the walls of the Lascaux Caves.

And right below it is a crack about having head that one from Lucy.
2013-02-28 10:50:47 AM  
1 votes:
Liberals are funny and sad at the same time...
2013-02-28 10:44:53 AM  
1 votes:
Did someone call dibs on the right half of that website?
2013-02-28 10:42:56 AM  
1 votes:
Chicks with dicks: Kindergarten Edition
2013-02-28 10:38:35 AM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: the fact is the bathrooms are based on sex


Your stalls musta had some holes in the wall
2013-02-28 10:37:38 AM  
1 votes:
I agree that it would be horrible to just throw surgeries and hormone treatments at "those weird kids" every time one of em put on a dress.

Good thing its a pretty well understood mental disorder diagnosed by mental health professionals.
2013-02-28 10:36:32 AM  
1 votes:

ginandbacon: Wow. Fark has been really a quite nasty place to be the last few days. At least Coy has parents who listen to her and stand up for her.


If by her you mean him, then yeah, he's the luckiest kid on the planet...
2013-02-28 10:30:29 AM  
1 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: loaba: Theaetetus: I don't see why it's an issue. Just get rid of the group pissing trough in the boy's bathroom and let everyone use a toilet stall with a door. Frankly, it'd be more sanitary anyway, and then it wouldn't matter what parts you have.

What the hell bass-ackwards school did you go to? Wall urinals, man. They're, like, typical and stuff.

Must have went to school at Wrigley Field


I thought the toilet at Wrigley Field was that big pit in the middle with grass, dirt, and players.
2013-02-28 10:27:34 AM  
1 votes:
Remember "Sleepaway Camp"?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.
2013-02-28 10:26:51 AM  
1 votes:

tjsands1118: Raise him how nature intended, as a boy, at least until he's old enough to realize the real differences of genders.



That's reasonable talk and it won't be tolerated.
2013-02-28 10:21:53 AM  
1 votes:
I think I see the problem.

www.truuconfessions.com
2013-02-28 10:20:59 AM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: Name the mental illness...

1. unwarranted sense of importance and paranoia
2. Lack of empathy for others
3. delusions and a skewed sense of reality
4. strange behavior and illogical behavior



Easy. It's called "worrying-about-what-toilet-a-six-year-old-kid-wants-to-use-itis".
2013-02-28 10:20:03 AM  
1 votes:
Let's review: Mom has four kids. According to mom, one is full-blown autistic, one "measures on the autistic scale", one had a massive brain injury at 4 months and is incurably damaged and finally, one is "neuro-typical". So BAM, the only norm is suddenly transgender. I think mommy has a serious case of Munschausen or is on one hell of a martyr trip.
2013-02-28 10:16:18 AM  
1 votes:
Does it have a penis or a vagina?

That's really the only question that needs to be asked here.

I don't care what you (or your mom) thinks you are, nature has actually given you a pretty big clue as to what you actually are if you just look down.
2013-02-28 10:11:17 AM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-28 10:09:58 AM  
1 votes:

orbister: Two issues here. First of all, she's a girl with male genitals,


On issue here: Grow a brain.
2013-02-28 10:09:01 AM  
1 votes:
Transwhatnow!? Spooky! Scary!
2013-02-28 10:06:28 AM  
1 votes:
Transgendered at six?  What did the parents catch the kid playing dressup in his sister's clothes one day and just go full retard or something?  Seems way to early to make the call on the kid and more like creepy parents grooming the kid to be a transgender or something that ends up on an extra farked up episode of Law and Order.

/also considering the kid has access to gender neutral facilities, not seeing the problem
//seriously though, there is no way the kid has a full enough understanding of gender roles and all that at 6 to make a decision
/I think thought girls were gross and had cooties back then, yet I grew out of that
2013-02-28 10:02:41 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, that kid's parents must be MESSED up.
 
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