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2013-02-28 09:54:56 AM
15 votes:
So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

/Article is worthless without links to the video.
//If you were looking for the video, you might consider the Gawker article on the same story.  Not that I'd know or anything.  It's just a hunch.
2013-02-28 01:07:15 PM
8 votes:

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret...



You'll love marraige...
2013-02-28 12:42:42 PM
5 votes:
You ready baby?  You ready?  I'm gonna pull out and BOOKMARK THIS THREAD ALL OVER YOUR PRETTY FACE!

YEAH!  Marking the thread!  Marking the thread!  Marking marking marking mar...

Done.

Now I feel guilty and empty.  So ashamed.  I wish I'd never seen this thread.  Man, what am I doing with my life?
2013-02-28 12:04:08 PM
5 votes:
I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.
2013-02-28 11:53:30 AM
5 votes:

Ratbert42: Seen more action from a Real Doll.


You've seen Kwame?.
2013-02-28 11:24:14 AM
5 votes:

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.


Dude. We don't want to be soiled by obscenity. We just want to see porn.
2013-02-28 01:41:21 PM
4 votes:

CygnusDarius: Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:


weird. thanks for sharing.

"Kids, we have a special guest for you today. Former porn star Sasha Grey. Yesterday she took on 6 black guys at once and gargled their jizz, so we thought it'd be nice to have her come in to read for you all today."
2013-02-28 11:43:12 AM
4 votes:

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.


cdn.duelinganalogs.com
2013-02-28 10:29:32 AM
4 votes:
She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.
2013-02-28 10:08:00 AM
4 votes:

SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.


Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.
2013-02-28 12:18:23 PM
3 votes:

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.


The lap-dance is always better when the stripper cries.
2013-02-28 11:47:57 AM
3 votes:

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


I wish that was true for Kim Kardashian.
2013-02-28 11:36:12 AM
3 votes:
Really? The guy is FARKing Miss Teen Delaware and has to jerk himself off at the end?
2013-02-28 11:15:26 AM
3 votes:
No wonder she's single.
2013-02-28 10:15:26 AM
3 votes:

Krymson Tyde: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.


I would like to motorboat that advice.
2013-02-28 03:36:43 PM
2 votes:

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


It's all good bro. Bring the boss and all the women of your office over so they can comment on this.
2013-02-28 03:16:46 PM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.


Well, you know what Nietzche said: " Beware that, when gang-banging dudes, you yourself do not become a dude... for when you gaze long into the penis. The penis gazes also into you".
2013-02-28 02:32:53 PM
2 votes:

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

It's a link to a half hour long porno...


My work is pretty liberal.
2013-02-28 02:29:16 PM
2 votes:

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


It's a link to a half hour long porno...
2013-02-28 02:28:42 PM
2 votes:

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


notsureifserious.jpg
2013-02-28 12:03:47 PM
2 votes:
Saw the video, she farts too much.
2013-02-28 11:48:48 AM
2 votes:

Jackpot777: Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

That's it. We're not going to get better than this. Time to pack up and clear out.

[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]

/thread.


this may be a little premature. while it is a good joke and there is no need to be overly sensitive, sometimes it is better to take breath and allow things to continue on their own momentum towards its natural conclusion. Peaking to early may not leave room for other better jokes or insights and in the end leave everyone feeling limp and unsatisfied or thinking, "well, what the hell was that for?"
2013-02-28 11:41:10 AM
2 votes:

OregonVet: Really? The guy is FARKing Miss Teen Delaware and has to jerk himself off at the end?


You don't watch much porn do you?
2013-02-28 11:27:40 AM
2 votes:
I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.
2013-02-28 11:17:28 AM
2 votes:
If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.
2013-02-28 10:37:40 AM
2 votes:
"Ok, honey. In this one you're just hanging out at Rehoboth Beach wearing your sash and up rolls a 1979 Trans Am driven by a Silver Fox. He'll ask you 'Hey, I'm interested in poling a constituent' and the rest writes itself."
2013-02-28 10:08:30 AM
2 votes:

Krymson Tyde: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.


Perfect use of the filter.  Heh.
2013-02-28 09:12:14 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Ok, just saw the whole thing.

It was awkward. And then there was the queef that made it hilarious.


most of us farkers are cynical 30+ers.  We had to watch it with the sound down because the wifey is in the other room.  But thanks for the heads up on the queef.

/She would become much more talkative if you pulled her hair I bet.
2013-02-28 05:09:53 PM
1 votes:
She is beautiful and deserves money. Being a Ms. X pageant winner is pretty pointless if you can't make money out of it. How many times are beautiful pageant winners going to raise awareness on issues that we've already been aware of for decades?

At least Ms. Delaware is raising the awareness of my little friend...
2013-02-28 04:19:56 PM
1 votes:

robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.


You wouldnt happen to have a link...you know, for research purposes...
2013-02-28 04:13:46 PM
1 votes:

ram.1500: [www.taptone.com image 309x419]


THIS.

/I shall return
2013-02-28 03:52:36 PM
1 votes:

robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/
2013-02-28 03:51:40 PM
1 votes:

robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


You, kind sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. Damn, I'm still at work. Will have to watch it at home
2013-02-28 03:38:11 PM
1 votes:

Coiled Hot 1: Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.

I remember those from the 80's when there was still muff. I dont miss them at all.


This is why I read Fark. I dnrtfa but all of your comments have warmed my heart. Thank you for your vivid descriptions.
2013-02-28 03:09:48 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.
2013-02-28 03:01:26 PM
1 votes:

Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!


http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.
2013-02-28 02:53:01 PM
1 votes:
www.taptone.com
2013-02-28 02:21:17 PM
1 votes:

robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.


You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!
m00
2013-02-28 01:56:05 PM
1 votes:

plewis: Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?


Just 100 years ago, teachers were supposed to be females who were unmarried or widows. It was improper and unseemly for a woman who was having sex to teach kids.

/helenlovejoy.jpg
2013-02-28 01:33:52 PM
1 votes:
trapped-in-CH:
AverageAmericanGuy:

If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

And the crying. don't forget the crying.


Constant jap jap japping is pretty annoying.
2013-02-28 01:31:15 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


have sex with her.
ftfm
sob.
2013-02-28 01:10:13 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

sleep with a real woman.

/FTFY

:)
2013-02-28 12:49:48 PM
1 votes:
Body like a tent stake and the facial expressions and eyes of a blow up doll. Poor thing needs to stay in school, not do drugs, focus on saving the children and bringing about whirled peas.
2013-02-28 12:28:14 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Ok, honey. In this one you're just hanging out at Rehoboth Beach wearing your sash and up rolls a 1979 Trans Am driven by a Silver Fox. He'll ask you 'Hey, I'm interested in poling a constituent' and the rest writes itself."


Rehoboth Beach? Wouldn't it be more realistic if it was an older lady with a femullet pulling up in a Subaru Forester?
2013-02-28 12:20:17 PM
1 votes:
Wait - there is pr0n on the Internet???
2013-02-28 12:20:14 PM
1 votes:
I was crowned Mr/Miss/Unassigned Gender DnD Dungeon Master 1997.

anyone care to see my sextape??

/I'm ugly as fark
//still a MUCH better lay than that chick
///who are we kidding?  we'd ALL still hit it given the chance
2013-02-28 12:18:32 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


that's very sweet, and honestly she is cute as hell.  Looking at her, even when made up and looking sultry, I STILL can't believe some of the stuff she has put on video.
2013-02-28 12:13:07 PM
1 votes:
She resigned due to a porn controversy? She was a beauty pageant winner; isn't that just the first step in a porn career anyway?
2013-02-28 12:00:16 PM
1 votes:
Who did she blow to win Miss Teen Delaware?
2013-02-28 11:51:30 AM
1 votes:
Seen more action from a Real Doll.
2013-02-28 11:49:45 AM
1 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: this may be a little premature. while it is a good joke and there is no need to be overly sensitive, sometimes it is better to take breath and allow things to continue on their own momentum towards its natural conclusion. Peaking to early may not leave room for other better jokes or insights and in the end leave everyone feeling limp and unsatisfied or thinking, "well, what the hell was that for?"


That's exactly how I felt at the end of her video.
2013-02-28 11:36:15 AM
1 votes:

karmaceutical: I can't imagine anyone would get bored of pounding some cute 18 year old, but that guy was.


I'm guessing he's not into necrophilia.

Tanukis_Parachute: i can't comment on the sound because i usually watch them muted.


There is essentially no difference.
2013-02-28 11:35:32 AM
1 votes:

Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.


That's it. We're not going to get better than this. Time to pack up and clear out.

a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

/thread.
2013-02-28 11:31:18 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: I bookmarked and watched that video on another link.

It was the most boring porn in the history of porn.


Even the dude was bored.  I can't imagine anyone would get bored of pounding some cute 18 year old, but that guy was.  THAT is how bad this porn is.
2013-02-28 11:30:42 AM
1 votes:
As long as it's done for a straight cash payout there's no way it can be illegal or immoral.

I learned that from our government representation.
2013-02-28 11:26:41 AM
1 votes:

Gwendolyn: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.


The BJ was awful, but the rest would have been decent if she actually made some moaning noises or talked dirty. It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.
2013-02-28 11:23:39 AM
1 votes:
I saw this vid on redtoob a while ago. A+ would fap again.
2013-02-28 11:15:33 AM
1 votes:

Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

/Article is worthless without links to the video.
//If you were looking for the video, you might consider the Gawker article on the same story.  Not that I'd know or anything.  It's just a hunch.


I watched it in my bunk.
2013-02-28 10:12:00 AM
1 votes:

SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.


it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.
 
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