She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

CygnusDarius: Ok, just saw the whole thing.

It was awkward. And then there was the queef that made it hilarious.

most of us farkers are cynical 30+ers.  We had to watch it with the sound down because the wifey is in the other room.  But thanks for the heads up on the queef.

/She would become much more talkative if you pulled her hair I bet.

Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Not really true anymore. Particularly for the younger generation. It's become far more accepted. It's going the same route as being gay. Used to completely block you from everything when you were outed  now not so much.

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

I wish that was true for Kim Kardashian.

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.

Dude. We don't want to be soiled by obscenity. We just want to see porn.

OK, so she gave a sub-par BJ and is quiet. She did have pretty good hip-grinding action. If you don't care about the histrionics and just "the feel down there," you shouldn't need much else, Studmen69.

robohobo: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This thread is making sure I won't be bored when the wife goes grocery shopping tonight...

sdromeo: Who did she blow to win Miss Teen Delaware?

Obviously someone with severe nerve damage.

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

It's a link to a half hour long porno...

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret...


You'll love marraige...

Body like a tent stake and the facial expressions and eyes of a blow up doll. Poor thing needs to stay in school, not do drugs, focus on saving the children and bringing about whirled peas.

They need to send her to Rocco Siffredi. He'll sort her out but good.

Shazam999: I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.

Jeez...what ancient porn are you talking about.  I don't even recall that in 70s porn...

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.

I remember those from the 80's when there was still muff. I dont miss them at all.

I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.

Jackpot777: Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

That's it. We're not going to get better than this. Time to pack up and clear out.

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this may be a little premature. while it is a good joke and there is no need to be overly sensitive, sometimes it is better to take breath and allow things to continue on their own momentum towards its natural conclusion. Peaking to early may not leave room for other better jokes or insights and in the end leave everyone feeling limp and unsatisfied or thinking, "well, what the hell was that for?"

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.

Magic.

How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.

Also, if (and only if) she goes to the porn industry, she could get some advice from Sasha Grey.

Relatively Obscure: I bookmarked and watched that video on another link.

It was the most boring porn in the history of porn.

Even the dude was bored.  I can't imagine anyone would get bored of pounding some cute 18 year old, but that guy was.  THAT is how bad this porn is.