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2013-02-28 06:57:33 PM  
Yea it looks like a first time vid like most do. Too bad society, despite societies love of sex, feels the need to denigrate those who are sexual and proud of it...there will come a time when one's first sex video is seen as something normal and fun. Like binge drinking in college.
 
2013-02-28 07:07:29 PM  

LandOfChocolate: robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/


Damn, that was an overreaction!

I laugh at the staged "unwanted creampie" vids.
 
2013-02-28 07:07:42 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.


Tell that to the POS casting director of SyFy's The Dresden Files.

/Love the books.
//seriously, casting - as bad as it was - was actually one of the lesser problems with the TV show
 
2013-02-28 07:10:15 PM  
here to state the obvious: she farks like your average just-turned-18-year-old. besides, don't tell me you don't occasionally enjoy the "she's obviously ACTUALLY an amateur" video?

all ya'll been messed up by that porno, yo.
 
2013-02-28 07:11:26 PM  
She can't seem to suck cock worth a damn.  I feel sorry for her ex boyfriends.

At least she'll get more money out of the deal than if she stayed Miss Delaware.
 
2013-02-28 07:13:33 PM  

Jeep2011: Yea it looks like a first time vid like most do. Too bad society, despite societies love of sex, feels the need to denigrate those who are sexual and proud of it...there will come a time when one's first sex video is seen as something normal and fun. Like binge drinking in college.


And then we'll all run out of bandwidth.
 
2013-02-28 07:36:56 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


This. Japanese porn starts like an awkward gyno exam and it's all downhill from there; it's the anti-boner.
 
2013-02-28 07:41:33 PM  

Carth: Persnickety: over_and_done: BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.

...whoakay then.  Here's some decaf.  Deep breaths.

They've already made bigger changes to the appearance of other characters, you know.  That's why it's called an adaptation.  They change the story for visual media, when the differences can make a better story.  That's why they throw out some scenes entirely, and add scenes that aren't actually in the print.

"The farking books" also describe characters of significantly different ages, but they all got adapted for filming. They changed the names(!) of some characters that look the same on paper but sounded similar when spoken aloud, because the adaptation makes for a better story when presented visually, and because those characters are the same even with changed names.

Personally, I feel her natural hair color would have made a better visual impact, especially as it has zero impact on the plot.

Except that the whole reason Khal Drogo was attracted to Daenerys in the first place was because of her exotic looks.  All the Dotharki have dark hair.  The silver-gold hair of the Targaryans is something unique in the world.

And because she was 13. He likes kids in the book.


Don't we all?

/wait, what?
 
2013-02-28 07:46:51 PM  
Poppa like
 
2013-02-28 08:03:04 PM  

robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


Wait, you mean the Budapest street whore who signed a model release about 10 minutes before that and looked above and to the left of the camera at the director while smiling with jizz on her face was suddenly embarrassed about being in porn?

BTW did you hear they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?
 
2013-02-28 08:09:50 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


I hate those types.
 
2013-02-28 08:14:55 PM  
Ok, just saw the whole thing.

It was awkward. And then there was the queef that made it hilarious.
 
2013-02-28 08:15:39 PM  

dericwater: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.

I hate those types.


Ever had sex with a 10 that thought she was a 5?.
 
2013-02-28 08:52:05 PM  

CygnusDarius: dericwater: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.

I hate those types.

Ever had sex with a 10 that thought she was a 5?.


Somewhat. She was young-ish and was unsure of her attractiveness. Wasn't a total 10, but close to it (and for me at the time, any woman will to spread the tulips was a 10). It was a bit awkward because she didn't feel comfortable with herself. It's best to do it with a person who knows she is whatever rating she is deemed.
 
2013-02-28 09:12:14 PM  

CygnusDarius: Ok, just saw the whole thing.

It was awkward. And then there was the queef that made it hilarious.


most of us farkers are cynical 30+ers.  We had to watch it with the sound down because the wifey is in the other room.  But thanks for the heads up on the queef.

/She would become much more talkative if you pulled her hair I bet.
 
2013-02-28 09:13:07 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: FinFangFark: I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar

If it was this Gianna (Gianna Michaels):

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

Then I would believe it 100%.

She is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've ever seen.


Pretty sure I've seen the video he was talking about. Also seen one of Gianna Michaels farking some rice rocket bike group dude in a room with the rest of the group watching and some dude was talking smack the whole time. When dude that was railing her finishes in her mouth she spits the load at the heckler. If I have to tell you it's NSFW well then you need your head checked.
 
2013-02-28 09:14:21 PM  
www.efukt.com/20973_Gianna_PWNS_Heckling_Hector!.html

Dammit threw away my link
 
2013-02-28 09:42:20 PM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: CygnusDarius: Ok, just saw the whole thing.

It was awkward. And then there was the queef that made it hilarious.

most of us farkers are cynical 30+ers.  We had to watch it with the sound down because the wifey is in the other room.  But thanks for the heads up on the queef.

/She would become much more talkative if you pulled her hair I bet.


Oh, I'm 29.
 
2013-02-28 10:32:41 PM  
you pervs sicken me

/not a bookmark
 
2013-02-28 10:36:55 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


Ugh... hate that shiat.  The ones that ARE pretty, but fark like they're shocked someone else thinks they're pretty... they're the best.
 
2013-02-28 11:08:33 PM  
OK, so she gave a sub-par BJ and is quiet. She did have pretty good hip-grinding action. If you don't care about the histrionics and just "the feel down there," you shouldn't need much else, Studmen69.
 
2013-03-01 12:14:25 AM  
She was OK - it was the guy who was the lame fark
 
2013-03-01 12:19:54 AM  

airsupport: You ready baby?  You ready?  I'm gonna pull out and BOOKMARK THIS THREAD ALL OVER YOUR PRETTY FACE!

YEAH!  Marking the thread!  Marking the thread!  Marking marking marking mar...

Done.

Now I feel guilty and empty.  So ashamed.  I wish I'd never seen this thread.  Man, what am I doing with my life?



DROPPING LOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAADS of constructive comments on her general performance.
 
2013-03-01 01:15:35 AM  
Definitely not a bookmark.
 
2013-03-01 01:16:57 AM  
these sorts of threads really bring out the best in everyone
 
2013-03-01 02:58:22 AM  

stonicus: She was terrible.  The dude was even having a difficult time staying hard.


TBH, 80% of porn seems to be with utterly disinterested gay guys. At the most charitable, maybe they've just gotten off to much hotter broads three hours ago and can't get enthusiastic.
 
2013-03-01 03:01:46 AM  
Beauty pageants are a kind of a simulacrum of pornography by their very nature. That are all about sex without the actual sex. It seems hypocritical to chastise a contestant in a cocktease tournament for possibly having actual sex on camera.
 
2013-03-01 03:17:37 AM  
Not surprised.
 
2013-03-01 08:43:46 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.


lol, the same books that said her hair is all burned off and only growing back slowly?

TV can make changes.  It's okay.
 
2013-03-01 12:09:55 PM  

Marquis de Sod: She was OK - it was the guy who was the lame fark


yeah, she seemed to want to get into it - she was trying to do some grinding, she kept a positive attitude, flirted with the camera a bit...but the dude was just a rabbit or something.  His idea of "sex" is just bang-bang-bang jackhammer style, I guess.  Was she swinging her arms around and screaming?  No, but...that crap is distracting and unappealing to me.  Thumbs up for her, thumbs down for him.
 
2013-03-01 12:21:19 PM  
It's actually kind of sad. Those pageants cost a lot of money to preform in, and don't pay diddlysquat until you win, so a lot of those girls have to take shady jobs like porn and nude modeling to make ends meet.
 
2013-03-01 01:16:45 PM  

IamAwake: Marquis de Sod: She was OK - it was the guy who was the lame fark

yeah, she seemed to want to get into it - she was trying to do some grinding, she kept a positive attitude, flirted with the camera a bit...but the dude was just a rabbit or something.  His idea of "sex" is just bang-bang-bang jackhammer style, I guess.  Was she swinging her arms around and screaming?  No, but...that crap is distracting and unappealing to me.  Thumbs up for her, thumbs down for him.


After watching this last night I agree.  She isn't nearly as bad as advertised.  The dude on the other hand.  Lame.  You got a fresh 18 year old there dude, show her a good time.  Fail
 
2013-03-01 02:06:07 PM  

ignacio: It's actually kind of sad. Those pageants cost a lot of money to preform in, and don't pay diddlysquat until you win, so a lot of those girls have to take shady jobs like porn and nude modeling to make ends meet.


This is the problem. Our Puritan roots are still holding on, 400 years later. Nude modeling, and even porn and prostitution shouldn't have to be "shady" jobs.

We're living in a new Victorian era; sex is one the most popular sports and subjects, yet it's taboo.

Farkin' hypocrites, the lot of us.

// "And just remember what the MPAA says: horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as no one uses any naughty words [or shows any boobies]" ...
 
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