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2013-02-28 09:54:56 AM  
So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

/Article is worthless without links to the video.
//If you were looking for the video, you might consider the Gawker article on the same story.  Not that I'd know or anything.  It's just a hunch.
 
2013-02-28 09:55:10 AM  
In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.
 
2013-02-28 10:08:00 AM  

SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.


Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.
 
2013-02-28 10:08:30 AM  

Krymson Tyde: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.


Perfect use of the filter.  Heh.
 
2013-02-28 10:11:34 AM  
I volunteer to help her rehearse.  it will be a sacrifice, but I'm willing to make it for the betterment of all man kind.
 
2013-02-28 10:12:00 AM  

SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.


it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.
 
2013-02-28 10:15:12 AM  

Gwendolyn: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.


At least she owned up to the fact that she was "doing it for the money" and not the money shot.  Her "performance" reflected this quite well.
 
2013-02-28 10:15:13 AM  

Krymson Tyde: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.


Ah, that comment wasn't there when I was composing my post. Advice will be followed...

Gwendolyn: it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.


...to the bitter end.

/out of curiousity
//of course
 
2013-02-28 10:15:26 AM  

Krymson Tyde: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.


I would like to motorboat that advice.
 
2013-02-28 10:20:19 AM  

Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

/Article is worthless without links to the video.
//If you were looking for the video, you might consider the Gawker article on the same story.  Not that I'd know or anything.  It's just a hunch.



or just follow NSFW Links
 
2013-02-28 10:21:07 AM  
Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.
 
2013-02-28 10:29:32 AM  
She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.
 
2013-02-28 10:37:40 AM  
"Ok, honey. In this one you're just hanging out at Rehoboth Beach wearing your sash and up rolls a 1979 Trans Am driven by a Silver Fox. He'll ask you 'Hey, I'm interested in poling a constituent' and the rest writes itself."
 
2013-02-28 10:47:12 AM  

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.


Wow... that is... bad. Very bad, and she should feel bad.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


Yup.
 
2013-02-28 10:53:52 AM  
That's not me. But yeah I'll resign anyway. You know, because of the controversy and such.
 
2013-02-28 11:11:10 AM  
If she is smart, she will ride this wave of popularity while her name is still in the news and make a quick buck.
 
2013-02-28 11:13:14 AM  
I bookmarked and watched that video on another link.

It was the most boring porn in the history of porn.
 
2013-02-28 11:15:26 AM  
No wonder she's single.
 
2013-02-28 11:15:33 AM  

Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

/Article is worthless without links to the video.
//If you were looking for the video, you might consider the Gawker article on the same story.  Not that I'd know or anything.  It's just a hunch.


I watched it in my bunk.
 
2013-02-28 11:16:17 AM  
That's making some serious lemonade.
 
2013-02-28 11:17:28 AM  
If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.
 
2013-02-28 11:19:21 AM  
Ya'll understand that being the "spokeswoman" you'll probably get to see about as much skin from her as you get from Danica Patrick on the Go Daddy site, right?
 
2013-02-28 11:20:39 AM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


Don't know why, but that description cracked me up


tallguywithglasseson: That's not me. But yeah I'll resign anyway. You know, because of the controversy and such.


Funny...that's rumored to be the exact thing our Mayor is going to say this afternoon as well...
 
2013-02-28 11:23:39 AM  
I saw this vid on redtoob a while ago. A+ would fap again.
 
2013-02-28 11:24:14 AM  

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.


Dude. We don't want to be soiled by obscenity. We just want to see porn.
 
2013-02-28 11:24:46 AM  
And why not?
It's the American way.
 
2013-02-28 11:26:41 AM  

Gwendolyn: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.


The BJ was awful, but the rest would have been decent if she actually made some moaning noises or talked dirty. It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.
 
2013-02-28 11:27:36 AM  
/She's awful, btw.
 
2013-02-28 11:27:40 AM  
I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.
 
2013-02-28 11:28:22 AM  

Cymbal: It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.


Some people are into that. Or so I've heard.

/also not a bookmark
 
2013-02-28 11:30:35 AM  
There are some pretty women in Delaware, I have to say.
 
2013-02-28 11:30:42 AM  
As long as it's done for a straight cash payout there's no way it can be illegal or immoral.

I learned that from our government representation.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-02-28 11:31:15 AM  

Relatively Obscure: I bookmarked and watched that video on another link.

It was the most boring porn in the history of porn.


Stoj: No wonder she's single.


This and this.
 
2013-02-28 11:31:18 AM  

Relatively Obscure: I bookmarked and watched that video on another link.

It was the most boring porn in the history of porn.


Even the dude was bored.  I can't imagine anyone would get bored of pounding some cute 18 year old, but that guy was.  THAT is how bad this porn is.
 
2013-02-28 11:31:30 AM  
the video was one step up from kardashian. at least she moved some. the camera angles  weren't too helpful. as an occasional viewer of the pronographys i like to actually see something of the 'star'. there were glimpses but nothing special. lots of guy pushing a girl around with some butt smacking.

i can't comment on the sound because i usually watch them muted.

would like to see her do something like Miss Norway (not hard to find if you go to the right places to look for it... like fantasti.cc nsfw obviously).
 
2013-02-28 11:31:59 AM  
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears

She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.

Ahhh, corpse lay.
 
2013-02-28 11:35:32 AM  

Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.


That's it. We're not going to get better than this. Time to pack up and clear out.

a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

/thread.
 
2013-02-28 11:35:35 AM  
proud parent of a beauty queen porn star
 
2013-02-28 11:35:44 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.


She's no Targaryen.
 
2013-02-28 11:36:12 AM  
Really? The guy is FARKing Miss Teen Delaware and has to jerk himself off at the end?
 
2013-02-28 11:36:15 AM  

karmaceutical: I can't imagine anyone would get bored of pounding some cute 18 year old, but that guy was.


I'm guessing he's not into necrophilia.

Tanukis_Parachute: i can't comment on the sound because i usually watch them muted.


There is essentially no difference.
 
2013-02-28 11:37:07 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 11:40:21 AM  
Also, if (and only if) she goes to the porn industry, she could get some advice from Sasha Grey.
 
2013-02-28 11:41:10 AM  

OregonVet: Really? The guy is FARKing Miss Teen Delaware and has to jerk himself off at the end?


You don't watch much porn do you?
 
2013-02-28 11:42:15 AM  
Bookmark
 
2013-02-28 11:43:12 AM  

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.


cdn.duelinganalogs.com
 
2013-02-28 11:44:38 AM  
How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.
 
2013-02-28 11:46:18 AM  
She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.
 
2013-02-28 11:46:47 AM  

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.


Magic.
 
2013-02-28 11:47:57 AM  

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


I wish that was true for Kim Kardashian.
 
2013-02-28 11:48:48 AM  

Jackpot777: Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

That's it. We're not going to get better than this. Time to pack up and clear out.

[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]

/thread.


this may be a little premature. while it is a good joke and there is no need to be overly sensitive, sometimes it is better to take breath and allow things to continue on their own momentum towards its natural conclusion. Peaking to early may not leave room for other better jokes or insights and in the end leave everyone feeling limp and unsatisfied or thinking, "well, what the hell was that for?"
 
2013-02-28 11:49:01 AM  

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

www.theipinionsjournal.com
 
2013-02-28 11:49:45 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: this may be a little premature. while it is a good joke and there is no need to be overly sensitive, sometimes it is better to take breath and allow things to continue on their own momentum towards its natural conclusion. Peaking to early may not leave room for other better jokes or insights and in the end leave everyone feeling limp and unsatisfied or thinking, "well, what the hell was that for?"


That's exactly how I felt at the end of her video.
 
2013-02-28 11:49:54 AM  

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.


$13 Billion annually says there are a lot of people paying for it.  The free stuff is at least in part a byproduct of it.  Indeed, the pay sites actually release video clips into the wild to generate traffic to their sites.
 
2013-02-28 11:51:30 AM  
Seen more action from a Real Doll.
 
2013-02-28 11:51:42 AM  

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


Not really true anymore. Particularly for the younger generation. It's become far more accepted. It's going the same route as being gay. Used to completely block you from everything when you were outed  now not so much.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:30 AM  

Ratbert42: Seen more action from a Real Doll.


You've seen Kwame?.
 
2013-02-28 11:57:00 AM  
This an actual porn, in the Bang Brothers or Reality Kings style, and not some leaked sextape. Wonder were the pageant found her at.
 
2013-02-28 11:59:09 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: You don't watch much porn do you?


Suffice it to say I'm often disappoint. :)
 
2013-02-28 11:59:26 AM  
Mookbark.
 
2013-02-28 12:00:16 PM  
Who did she blow to win Miss Teen Delaware?
 
2013-02-28 12:00:23 PM  
Cymbal:

The BJ was awful, but the rest would have been decent if she actually made some moaning noises or talked dirty. It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.

What I thought as well, looks like she gives head "as well as" (read: very farking poorly) my ex does. Being that I watched it muted, I suppose the rest doesn't matter.
Mediocre porn was mediocre.
 
2013-02-28 12:00:50 PM  

ongbok: This an actual porn, in the Bang Brothers or Reality Kings style, and not some leaked sextape. Wonder were the pageant found her at.


I'm guessing she might have sent a photo through the 'contact us' section? I dunno, to me looking for porn auditions is like scoring weed: I have no idea.
 
2013-02-28 12:03:47 PM  
Saw the video, she farts too much.
 
2013-02-28 12:03:59 PM  
Giving this some more thought, I think we can't really heap all the blame for this being a crappy porn on her. Probably the first one she's done, and she doesn't really know she needs to add some moaning/screaming/sobbing/dirty talk. That's the director's fault, unless he told her what to do and she just didn't want to add any audio for fear of getting too into it and finding out she was actually kind of enjoying it.
 
2013-02-28 12:04:08 PM  
I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.
 
2013-02-28 12:07:11 PM  

OregonVet: Tat'dGreaser: You don't watch much porn do you?

Suffice it to say I'm often disappoint. :)


Hooray for Hollywood...cars don't really blow up like that, if you fall that far in reality you'd bust your femurs, weapons run out of ammo much quicker than that, no one really runs into the woman they just broke up last night with at the train station and convinces her to stay (mostly because no one takes trains like that anymore), and everyone wants to see the "big finish" to the porn scene.
 
2013-02-28 12:07:45 PM  

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


I suppose. She's a lousy actor from what I've seen though. Maybe she'll show up in some Tarantino movie or maybe a reporter for Fox News.
 
2013-02-28 12:13:07 PM  
She resigned due to a porn controversy? She was a beauty pageant winner; isn't that just the first step in a porn career anyway?
 
2013-02-28 12:14:30 PM  
Shameless bookmark for after-work viewing is shameless.
 
2013-02-28 12:15:08 PM  

abhorrent1: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

I suppose. She's a lousy actor from what I've seen though. Maybe she'll show up in some Tarantino movie or maybe a reporter for Fox News.


I don't wish this on anyone, even on my sworn enemies.
 
2013-02-28 12:15:43 PM  

Cymbal: Giving this some more thought, I think we can't really heap all the blame for this being a crappy porn on her. Probably the first one she's done, and she doesn't really know she needs to add some moaning/screaming/sobbing/dirty talk. That's the director's fault, unless he told her what to do and she just didn't want to add any audio for fear of getting too into it and finding out she was actually kind of enjoying it.


She should get lessons from Barry.  He knows how to give VJ's.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 12:16:34 PM  

envirovore: Cymbal:

The BJ was awful, but the rest would have been decent if she actually made some moaning noises or talked dirty. It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.

What I thought as well, looks like she gives head "as well as" (read: very farking poorly) my ex does. Being that I watched it muted, I suppose the rest doesn't matter.
Mediocre porn was mediocre.



I have to agree with Woody Allen, though: "The worst orgasm I ever had was right on the money."
 
2013-02-28 12:18:23 PM  

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.


The lap-dance is always better when the stripper cries.
 
2013-02-28 12:18:25 PM  

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.


I remember those from the 80's when there was still muff. I dont miss them at all.
 
2013-02-28 12:18:32 PM  

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


that's very sweet, and honestly she is cute as hell.  Looking at her, even when made up and looking sultry, I STILL can't believe some of the stuff she has put on video.
 
2013-02-28 12:19:06 PM  
Maybe she can use the money to buy some boobies?
 
2013-02-28 12:19:31 PM  
It's an awful porn video and I've considered all porn to be wonderful.
It's just so....awkward.
 
2013-02-28 12:20:14 PM  
I was crowned Mr/Miss/Unassigned Gender DnD Dungeon Master 1997.

anyone care to see my sextape??

/I'm ugly as fark
//still a MUCH better lay than that chick
///who are we kidding?  we'd ALL still hit it given the chance
 
2013-02-28 12:20:17 PM  
Wait - there is pr0n on the Internet???
 
2013-02-28 12:21:04 PM  

Shazam999: I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.


Jeez...what ancient porn are you talking about.  I don't even recall that in 70s porn...
 
2013-02-28 12:21:22 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.

[cdn.duelinganalogs.com image 500x667]


LOL
 
2013-02-28 12:22:00 PM  
They need to send her to Rocco Siffredi. He'll sort her out but good.
 
2013-02-28 12:25:29 PM  
At this point she really has nothing to lose.  No matter what, that one porn film and the following publicity will follow her around forever...especially since employers are googling candidates.  Since she doesn't have to perform in order to get the job, she can take the $250k and go to college, get a degree, and get a job (so long as she doesn't want to be a teacher).
 
2013-02-28 12:25:38 PM  

Weidbrewer: Shazam999: I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.

Jeez...what ancient porn are you talking about.  I don't even recall that in 70s porn...


I'm guessing the kind of porn that can land you in jail in most of the developed world (save for Japan, but we all know they're faking it).
 
2013-02-28 12:27:58 PM  

Savage Bacon: They need to send her to Rocco Siffredi. He'll sort her out but good.


I'd send Nina Hartley. Mostly for advice/girl-talk/sex. Then Sasha Grey, Lisa Ann, Ron Jeremy, and then, Rocco Siffriedi.
 
2013-02-28 12:28:14 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Ok, honey. In this one you're just hanging out at Rehoboth Beach wearing your sash and up rolls a 1979 Trans Am driven by a Silver Fox. He'll ask you 'Hey, I'm interested in poling a constituent' and the rest writes itself."


Rehoboth Beach? Wouldn't it be more realistic if it was an older lady with a femullet pulling up in a Subaru Forester?
 
2013-02-28 12:29:42 PM  
She's already done more for less. Might as well take the money.
 
2013-02-28 12:42:42 PM  
You ready baby?  You ready?  I'm gonna pull out and BOOKMARK THIS THREAD ALL OVER YOUR PRETTY FACE!

YEAH!  Marking the thread!  Marking the thread!  Marking marking marking mar...

Done.

Now I feel guilty and empty.  So ashamed.  I wish I'd never seen this thread.  Man, what am I doing with my life?
 
2013-02-28 12:44:28 PM  
Might be the quality of the pr0n I've watched but her performance wasn't that bad. a) It was her first porno. b) The guy was probably bigger than she was used to. And c) he was just trying to hold her still and bang her.

With a little more experience and those "porn acting lessons" ... who knows

/Would be interested in a solo
 
2013-02-28 12:44:34 PM  
 
2013-02-28 12:49:48 PM  
Body like a tent stake and the facial expressions and eyes of a blow up doll. Poor thing needs to stay in school, not do drugs, focus on saving the children and bringing about whirled peas.
 
2013-02-28 12:54:26 PM  

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


You're a gentleman, and a scholar.
 
2013-02-28 12:57:42 PM  
Was this same offer made to Carrie Prejean?
 
2013-02-28 01:03:20 PM  

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


Sasha Grey did a legit movie as well:  "The Girlfriend Experience".
 
m00
2013-02-28 01:06:56 PM  

SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.


watched it last night just to see what the fuss was about. It was pretty meh.
 
2013-02-28 01:07:15 PM  

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret...



You'll love marraige...
 
m00
2013-02-28 01:09:48 PM  

Shazam999: I like it when they have the face of regret.


Or they start crying!
 
2013-02-28 01:10:13 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

sleep with a real woman.

/FTFY

:)
 
2013-02-28 01:10:18 PM  

abhorrent1: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

I suppose. She's a lousy actor from what I've seen though. Maybe she'll show up in some Tarantino movie or maybe a reporter for Fox News.


Candye Kane went from porn into music, and she is one HELLUVA blues singer. Nina Hartley still has that pesky degree and mind you, she does a lot of self help books and vids. There are careers outside of porn, even into legit acting, but it is rare.
 
2013-02-28 01:13:45 PM  

syberpud: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha Grey did a legit movie as well:  "The Girlfriend Experience".


And had a season on Entourage.
 
2013-02-28 01:15:24 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


And the crying.  don't forget the crying.
 
2013-02-28 01:17:28 PM  

hubiestubert: abhorrent1: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

I suppose. She's a lousy actor from what I've seen though. Maybe she'll show up in some Tarantino movie or maybe a reporter for Fox News.

Candye Kane went from porn into music, and she is one HELLUVA blues singer. Nina Hartley still has that pesky degree and mind you, she does a lot of self help books and vids. There are careers outside of porn, even into legit acting, but it is rare.


Yeah, this.

Stallone went on to win a best picture Oscar, so definitely possible, just not probable.
 
2013-02-28 01:24:33 PM  

trapped-in-CH: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

And the crying.  don't forget the crying.


This. I love (to fap to) Hitomi Tanaka, but the crying and squeaky voices are... Distracting.

But, there are a few vids in where she's more dominant.
 
2013-02-28 01:31:15 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


have sex with her.
ftfm
sob.
 
2013-02-28 01:32:05 PM  

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?  The Scarlet Letter is supposed to be a thing of the past.  Yes, if someone is inappropriate in the workplace, especially with minors, throw the book at them.  But if it's just that you videotaped your farking and you happened to also be good at it WHY THE FARK DO WE CARE?
 
2013-02-28 01:33:36 PM  
this thread delivers.
 
2013-02-28 01:33:52 PM  
trapped-in-CH:
AverageAmericanGuy:

If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

And the crying. don't forget the crying.


Constant jap jap japping is pretty annoying.
 
2013-02-28 01:38:20 PM  
Saw the 5 minute version last night. She's cute, but I was thoroughly unimpressed. After a little bit of "research," I can confidently state that her scene is not Girlsdoporn's best work.

On the other hand, she's an 18 (now 19?) year old girl who probably got convinced to do this as part of a PR scheme to launch her to Kardashian-type fame. Of course she's mediocre at sex. She's 18, and probably not as experienced as the more lively and skilled actresses out there.
 
2013-02-28 01:40:50 PM  
Once again. SHE'S EIGHTEEN. HER next porn films Wil be better
 
2013-02-28 01:41:21 PM  

CygnusDarius: Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:


weird. thanks for sharing.

"Kids, we have a special guest for you today. Former porn star Sasha Grey. Yesterday she took on 6 black guys at once and gargled their jizz, so we thought it'd be nice to have her come in to read for you all today."
 
2013-02-28 01:41:51 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Constant jap jap japping is pretty annoying.


Is that what they do?
 
2013-02-28 01:46:23 PM  

plewis: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?  The Scarlet Letter is supposed to be a thing of the past.  Yes, if someone is inappropriate in the workplace, especially with minors, throw the book at them.  But if it's just that you videotaped your farking and you happened to also be good at it WHY THE FARK DO WE CARE?


Companies don't want to be known to employ women who bang for money.
the ladies at the office dont like the competition either, they like fatties for coworkers, others get backstabbed..
 
2013-02-28 01:51:59 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.

[cdn.duelinganalogs.com image 500x667]


There are few things that actually make me "LOL" when I read the Interwebs, but this one DID!
Well done!
 
2013-02-28 01:52:17 PM  

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.


How CBS make any money?  You can get it over the air for free!
 
2013-02-28 01:52:43 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame
 
2013-02-28 01:53:10 PM  

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


Seems her cowgirl skills are pretty good.  I'd let her ride me.
 
m00
2013-02-28 01:56:05 PM  

plewis: Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?


Just 100 years ago, teachers were supposed to be females who were unmarried or widows. It was improper and unseemly for a woman who was having sex to teach kids.

/helenlovejoy.jpg
 
2013-02-28 01:57:01 PM  

misanthropologist: On the other hand, she's an 18 (now 19?) year old girl who probably got convinced to do this as part of a PR scheme to launch her to Kardashian-type fame. Of course she's mediocre at sex. She's 18, and probably not as experienced as the more lively and skilled actresses out there.


Sasha Grey started at 18 and was a total freak.
 
2013-02-28 01:58:07 PM  

Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame


There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.
 
2013-02-28 01:59:55 PM  

m00: plewis: Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?

Just 100 years ago, teachers were supposed to be females who were unmarried or widows. It was improper and unseemly for a woman who was having sex to teach kids.

/helenlovejoy.jpg


Seems to me they were right considering all the teachers banging their students...
 
2013-02-28 02:07:00 PM  
Terrible BJ?  Bad at sexy time?  I think I could put up with it...

fashion.blogorganization.com
 
2013-02-28 02:09:09 PM  

FullMetalPanda: m00: plewis: Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?

Just 100 years ago, teachers were supposed to be females who were unmarried or widows. It was improper and unseemly for a woman who was having sex to teach kids.

/helenlovejoy.jpg

Seems to me they were right considering all the teachers banging their students...


No, see, those are the ones who aren't having sex.
 
2013-02-28 02:12:02 PM  
This thread delivers...even without the overload of pictures that there should be.
 
2013-02-28 02:12:25 PM  
bookmark?, this isn't one...
 
2013-02-28 02:21:17 PM  

robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.


You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!
 
2013-02-28 02:23:25 PM  

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?
 
2013-02-28 02:28:42 PM  

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-02-28 02:29:16 PM  

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


It's a link to a half hour long porno...
 
2013-02-28 02:29:22 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


I've never heard it put like that before but I have to say that it's dead on. I'll be borrowing that.
 
2013-02-28 02:32:15 PM  
from Miss Teen Delaware to Miss Teen Dollarwhore.
 
2013-02-28 02:32:53 PM  

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

It's a link to a half hour long porno...


My work is pretty liberal.
 
2013-02-28 02:36:15 PM  
Acting in porn is hard.
It's not easy to remember lines when blood is rushing to other parts of your body.
 
2013-02-28 02:38:07 PM  

robohobo: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

notsureifserious.jpg


Just a goof on the the guys who click on links with names like "younghotsluts.com" and then biatch that they are going to get fired because they weren't warned.  Oh, and its a bookmark.
 
2013-02-28 02:40:54 PM  

sdromeo: Who did she blow to win Miss Teen Delaware?


Obviously someone with severe nerve damage.
 
2013-02-28 02:41:48 PM  

Pollexter: Body like a tent stake and the facial expressions and eyes of a blow up doll. Poor thing needs to stay in school, not do drugs, focus on saving the children and bringing about whirled peas.


Making hummus is not that difficult if you can find good-quality chickpeas.
 
2013-02-28 02:42:45 PM  
I wish to see this pretty girl f*cking badly at a later time.
 
2013-02-28 02:44:38 PM  

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


I'm not saying she's bad a porn, but after watching that I feel like she owes me money.
 
2013-02-28 02:45:26 PM  

Archae hippy: robohobo: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

notsureifserious.jpg

Just a goof on the the guys who click on links with names like "younghotsluts.com" and then biatch that they are going to get fired because they weren't warned.  Oh, and its a bookmark.


Ooooh. Do carry on.
 
2013-02-28 02:47:06 PM  
something about sharp knees.
 
2013-02-28 02:47:19 PM  

CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.


Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Also, her brief scene doing doggystyle early in season 1 will be with me for a long, long time.
 
2013-02-28 02:50:25 PM  

over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Also, her brief scene doing doggystyle early in season 1 will be with me for a long, long time.


over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.


Because it is based on the book and how she looks is important to the character?
 
2013-02-28 02:50:45 PM  

plewis: But if it's just that you videotaped your farking and you happened to also be good at it


Only half of these things apply here.
 
2013-02-28 02:53:01 PM  
www.taptone.com
 
2013-02-28 02:54:48 PM  

devilEther: "Kids, we have a special guest for you today. Former porn star Sasha Grey. Yesterday she took on 6 black guys at once and gargled their jizz, so we thought it'd be nice to have her come in to read for you all today."


Well it does help your singing voice

Spanky3woods: You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!


efukt has clips

They also have various other funnies
 
2013-02-28 02:58:10 PM  

PsyLord: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

I wish that was true for Kim Kardashian.


..speaking of "yawn" videos.
 
2013-02-28 02:58:35 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: devilEther: "Kids, we have a special guest for you today. Former porn star Sasha Grey. Yesterday she took on 6 black guys at once and gargled their jizz, so we thought it'd be nice to have her come in to read for you all today."

Well it does help your singing voice

Spanky3woods: You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

efukt has clips

They also have various other funnies


I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar
 
2013-02-28 02:59:21 PM  
Hmm...
 
2013-02-28 03:01:08 PM  

OregonVet: Really? The guy is FARKing Miss Teen Delaware and has to jerk himself off at the end?


It's in his contract, unless he's doing a creampie scene.

I resisted believing it was really her until I saw the bikini shot in HuffPo's slideshow.  Now I'm a believer.
 
2013-02-28 03:01:26 PM  

Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!


http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.
 
2013-02-28 03:06:01 PM  

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.


"I wish she was mine.  Buying the video lets me claim ownership."  Same widespread thought process that lets so many people think they're entitled to photo opps with Brad Pitt and that they can be overbearing at  the DMV because "I pay your salary."
 
2013-02-28 03:08:24 PM  
This wasn't as bad as octomom. I was sick to my stomach watching that...
 
2013-02-28 03:09:48 PM  

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.
 
2013-02-28 03:12:40 PM  

Pollexter: Body like a tent stake and the facial expressions and eyes of a blow up doll. Poor thing needs to stay in school, not do drugs, focus on saving the children and bringing about whirled peas.


We wouldn't have "Twilight" if Kristen had followed your advice.
 
2013-02-28 03:13:21 PM  
This thread is getting creepier with every post.
 
2013-02-28 03:16:46 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.


Well, you know what Nietzche said: " Beware that, when gang-banging dudes, you yourself do not become a dude... for when you gaze long into the penis. The penis gazes also into you".
 
2013-02-28 03:19:22 PM  

over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.


Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.
 
2013-02-28 03:21:32 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.


Yeah same with that Audrina chick from the Hills. But I'd still fark the death out of them.
 
2013-02-28 03:33:21 PM  
I love FARK all these great new websites I get to check out when I get home from work...where I will be enjoying in my bunk.
 
2013-02-28 03:34:03 PM  

Cymbal: BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.

Yeah same with that Audrina chick from the Hills. But I'd still fark the death out of them.


Allie Sin had it, too.  Here's a scene she did with her step-sister, Astrid.  (NSFW)
 
2013-02-28 03:36:43 PM  

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


It's all good bro. Bring the boss and all the women of your office over so they can comment on this.
 
2013-02-28 03:38:11 PM  

Coiled Hot 1: Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.

I remember those from the 80's when there was still muff. I dont miss them at all.


This is why I read Fark. I dnrtfa but all of your comments have warmed my heart. Thank you for your vivid descriptions.
 
2013-02-28 03:39:28 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal: BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.

Yeah same with that Audrina chick from the Hills. But I'd still fark the death out of them.

Allie Sin had it, too.  Here's a scene she did with her step-sister, Astrid.  (NSFW)


Sigh.  Filter powned.  Just google Allie Sin and Astrid.
 
2013-02-28 03:41:36 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

It's all good bro. Bring the boss and all the women of your office over so they can comment on this.


We were all kind of talking about it in the office during lunch break, my boss walked by and stayed for the conversation (it's a small office, we're only ten people working, really), when the boss finally said "fark it, let's watch this".

Seriously, she's cute, and watching it made me feel like a dirty old man (I'm 29), but damn it, I've seen more life in boards getting nailed.
 
2013-02-28 03:45:39 PM  

FinFangFark: I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar


If it was this Gianna (Gianna Michaels):

farm3.static.flickr.com

Then I would believe it 100%.

She is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-28 03:51:27 PM  
Looking at her feet I'd say she has a future in fetish videos.. or Tarantino flicks

/big feets she gots 'em.
 
2013-02-28 03:51:40 PM  

robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


You, kind sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. Damn, I'm still at work. Will have to watch it at home
 
2013-02-28 03:52:36 PM  

robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/
 
2013-02-28 03:56:42 PM  

LandOfChocolate: robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/


lulz. "My whole life's ruined!"

Although it seems kind of acting-y.
 
2013-02-28 03:59:38 PM  
She was terrible.  The dude was even having a difficult time staying hard.
 
2013-02-28 04:07:25 PM  
I know Cygnus needs no acknowledgment of what he's done there, but the classroom pic? I worked in primary environments for nearly 20 years, and the come hither surreality of what women wear to work, about 1 in 5, is an aspect of femininity responsible for more sexual dysfunction than can be accounted by the market shares of (Springer x Povich) ^ of their imitators. Poor Geisel surveyed against a primer with a hole in it-- unanimous decision, indeed.
 
2013-02-28 04:13:46 PM  

ram.1500: [www.taptone.com image 309x419]


THIS.

/I shall return
 
2013-02-28 04:17:09 PM  

ideclare: I love FARK all these great new websites I get to check out when I get home from work...where I will be enjoying in my bunk.


Agreed, FARK is an endless fount of website goodness. Some people just have more time than others. Thank you for doing the leg (or hand) work.
 
2013-02-28 04:19:56 PM  

robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.


You wouldnt happen to have a link...you know, for research purposes...
 
2013-02-28 04:22:00 PM  
not a bookmark, i swear.
 
2013-02-28 04:24:46 PM  

Endive Wombat: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You wouldnt happen to have a link...you know, for research purposes...


robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

 
2013-02-28 04:25:06 PM  
Did somebody say bookmark?
 
2013-02-28 04:30:46 PM  

LandOfChocolate: http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/


That was epic.

So fark her in every hole but don't you DARE come on her hair.  She has Peter North Syndrome (Peter North doesn't let anyone touch his hair).
 
2013-02-28 04:31:17 PM  

CygnusDarius: Well, you know what Nietzche said: " Beware that, when gang-banging dudes, you yourself do not become a dude... for when you gaze long into the penis. The penis gazes also into you".


was that from his seminal work - Thus spake Schnitzengruben. ?
 
2013-02-28 04:35:19 PM  

robohobo: The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


That and the explanation.

The funny thing is that she was smiling up until he finished and she had a "Oh SHIAT, everyone will see this!"
 
2013-02-28 04:41:22 PM  

robohobo: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


This thread is making sure I won't be bored when the wife goes grocery shopping tonight...
 
2013-02-28 04:47:22 PM  

Weidbrewer: robohobo: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This thread is making sure I won't be bored when the wife goes grocery shopping tonight...


Can you laugh and fap at the same time? Don't we explode when we do that?.
 
2013-02-28 04:55:44 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Once again. SHE'S EIGHTEEN. HER next porn films Wil be better


What are you trying to say here?
 
2013-02-28 04:55:44 PM  

plewis: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?


No, but does your wife do it on camera for money? Do you think if she did, and the super googled her name and found it she'd still have a job? Any employer who googles her is gonna find that. May not be an issue if she get a soul sucking cubicle job. But anything high profile or in the media, you have to worry about your audience googling her as well. A lot of companies may not want to be associated with that.
 
2013-02-28 04:56:09 PM  

CygnusDarius: Weidbrewer: robohobo: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This thread is making sure I won't be bored when the wife goes grocery shopping tonight...

Can you laugh and fap at the same time? Don't we explode when we do that?.


You're confusing that with farting and sneezing at the same time.
 
2013-02-28 05:02:57 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: FinFangFark: I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar

If it was this Gianna (Gianna Michaels):

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

Then I would believe it 100%.

She is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've ever seen.


The hitting and spitting and choking and everything is a bit much most of the time, but in porn enthusiasm goes a long way for me. See also; Sunny Lane, Eve Laurence*, Annie Cruz**, Dasani Lezian, Gia Jordan**, Wendy James...

/*i hate ridiculous fake tits, but Eve Laurence remains one of my favorites in spite of them because of her enthusiasm
//**Annie Cruz and Gia Jordan also get a little gross and too hardcore sometimes...
///i probably watch too much porn
 
2013-02-28 05:09:53 PM  
She is beautiful and deserves money. Being a Ms. X pageant winner is pretty pointless if you can't make money out of it. How many times are beautiful pageant winners going to raise awareness on issues that we've already been aware of for decades?

At least Ms. Delaware is raising the awareness of my little friend...
 
2013-02-28 05:18:25 PM  

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


Clicked the HD icon (as you do) and my AVS blocked the link - may be safer with a direct download for offline viewing

http://stream.shooshtime.com/stream/77057d8dfb917d52ae9d57e8222dc31a /5 12fdf60/120/e1d0d8-.mp4
 
2013-02-28 05:24:01 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.


...whoakay then.  Here's some decaf.  Deep breaths.

They've already made bigger changes to the appearance of other characters, you know.  That's why it's called an adaptation.  They change the story for visual media, when the differences can make a better story.  That's why they throw out some scenes entirely, and add scenes that aren't actually in the print.

"The farking books" also describe characters of significantly different ages, but they all got adapted for filming. They changed the names(!) of some characters that look the same on paper but sounded similar when spoken aloud, because the adaptation makes for a better story when presented visually, and because those characters are the same even with changed names.

Personally, I feel her natural hair color would have made a better visual impact, especially as it has zero impact on the plot.  Purists can flame on because I'm going away for a week and don't care.  (When Roxanne McKee died at the end of a season instead of the beginning, it must have caused heart attacks.)

We now return you to the previous porn thread, still in progress.
 
2013-02-28 05:31:58 PM  

m00: Shazam999: I like it when they have the face of regret.

Or they start crying!


I feel the same way about lap dances!
 
2013-02-28 05:33:32 PM  
Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if the video wasn't her then why would she give up her crown? Oh, because the video really is her and she doesn't have to account for the decisions she has made and responsibility to admit to them.
 
2013-02-28 05:42:11 PM  

Profedius: Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if the video wasn't her then why would she give up her crown? Oh, because the video really is her and she doesn't have to account for the decisions she has made and responsibility to admit to them.


1. She's 18 - not a good age for life changing decisions
2. She has no training in handling the media
3. She won a beauty content, she wasn't elected to Congress
4. She's still only 18
 
2013-02-28 05:43:28 PM  

over_and_done: BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.

...whoakay then.  Here's some decaf.  Deep breaths.

They've already made bigger changes to the appearance of other characters, you know.  That's why it's called an adaptation.  They change the story for visual media, when the differences can make a better story.  That's why they throw out some scenes entirely, and add scenes that aren't actually in the print.

"The farking books" also describe characters of significantly different ages, but they all got adapted for filming. They changed the names(!) of some characters that look the same on paper but sounded similar when spoken aloud, because the adaptation makes for a better story when presented visually, and because those characters are the same even with changed names.

Personally, I feel her natural hair color would have made a better visual impact, especially as it has zero impact on the plot.


Except that the whole reason Khal Drogo was attracted to Daenerys in the first place was because of her exotic looks.  All the Dotharki have dark hair.  The silver-gold hair of the Targaryans is something unique in the world.
 
2013-02-28 05:47:56 PM  

Profedius: Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if the video wasn't her then why would she give up her crown? Oh, because the video really is her and she doesn't have to account for the decisions she has made and responsibility to admit to them.


well she's been tweeting about it being a good thing...to paraphrase "Look what it did for Kim K, etc. etc."  If that's not an indirect admission of guilt (or porning), I don't know what is.
 
2013-02-28 05:48:24 PM  

Persnickety: over_and_done: BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.

...whoakay then.  Here's some decaf.  Deep breaths.

They've already made bigger changes to the appearance of other characters, you know.  That's why it's called an adaptation.  They change the story for visual media, when the differences can make a better story.  That's why they throw out some scenes entirely, and add scenes that aren't actually in the print.

"The farking books" also describe characters of significantly different ages, but they all got adapted for filming. They changed the names(!) of some characters that look the same on paper but sounded similar when spoken aloud, because the adaptation makes for a better story when presented visually, and because those characters are the same even with changed names.

Personally, I feel her natural hair color would have made a better visual impact, especially as it has zero impact on the plot.

Except that the whole reason Khal Drogo was attracted to Daenerys in the first place was because of her exotic looks.  All the Dotharki have dark hair.  The silver-gold hair of the Targaryans is something unique in the world.


And because she was 13. He likes kids in the book.
 
2013-02-28 05:55:09 PM  

IRQ12: PsyLord: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

I wish that was true for Kim Kardashian.

..speaking of "yawn" videos.


I was referring to not having a career in any other type of media.

/sick of all those stupid Kardashian reality tv shows
 
2013-02-28 06:07:31 PM  

Carth: And because she was 13. He likes kids in the book.


Honestly, if they had done the Game of Thrones series with the right ages of all the characters:

1.- It would not have aired. At all
2.- It would've been a Disney movie. With blood, and sex, and all things in between.
 
2013-02-28 06:17:05 PM  
LandOfChocolate:

This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/


http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-2359 2 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


Would LOL again.
 
2013-02-28 06:20:36 PM  
so if i post something here this thread will appear under the myfark tab?  interesting.  not sure why that would be useful, but i'll give it a try...
 
2013-02-28 06:57:30 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: FinFangFark: I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar

If it was this Gianna (Gianna Michaels):

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

Then I would believe it 100%.

She is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've ever seen.


I recognize her from the internet!
 
2013-02-28 06:57:33 PM  
Yea it looks like a first time vid like most do. Too bad society, despite societies love of sex, feels the need to denigrate those who are sexual and proud of it...there will come a time when one's first sex video is seen as something normal and fun. Like binge drinking in college.
 
2013-02-28 07:07:29 PM  

LandOfChocolate: robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/


Damn, that was an overreaction!

I laugh at the staged "unwanted creampie" vids.
 
2013-02-28 07:07:42 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.


Tell that to the POS casting director of SyFy's The Dresden Files.

/Love the books.
//seriously, casting - as bad as it was - was actually one of the lesser problems with the TV show
 
2013-02-28 07:10:15 PM  
here to state the obvious: she farks like your average just-turned-18-year-old. besides, don't tell me you don't occasionally enjoy the "she's obviously ACTUALLY an amateur" video?

all ya'll been messed up by that porno, yo.
 
2013-02-28 07:11:26 PM  
She can't seem to suck cock worth a damn.  I feel sorry for her ex boyfriends.

At least she'll get more money out of the deal than if she stayed Miss Delaware.
 
2013-02-28 07:13:33 PM  

Jeep2011: Yea it looks like a first time vid like most do. Too bad society, despite societies love of sex, feels the need to denigrate those who are sexual and proud of it...there will come a time when one's first sex video is seen as something normal and fun. Like binge drinking in college.


And then we'll all run out of bandwidth.
 
2013-02-28 07:36:56 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


This. Japanese porn starts like an awkward gyno exam and it's all downhill from there; it's the anti-boner.
 
2013-02-28 07:41:33 PM  

Carth: Persnickety: over_and_done: BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.

...whoakay then.  Here's some decaf.  Deep breaths.

They've already made bigger changes to the appearance of other characters, you know.  That's why it's called an adaptation.  They change the story for visual media, when the differences can make a better story.  That's why they throw out some scenes entirely, and add scenes that aren't actually in the print.

"The farking books" also describe characters of significantly different ages, but they all got adapted for filming. They changed the names(!) of some characters that look the same on paper but sounded similar when spoken aloud, because the adaptation makes for a better story when presented visually, and because those characters are the same even with changed names.

Personally, I feel her natural hair color would have made a better visual impact, especially as it has zero impact on the plot.

Except that the whole reason Khal Drogo was attracted to Daenerys in the first place was because of her exotic looks.  All the Dotharki have dark hair.  The silver-gold hair of the Targaryans is something unique in the world.

And because she was 13. He likes kids in the book.


Don't we all?

/wait, what?
 
2013-02-28 07:46:51 PM  
Poppa like
 
2013-02-28 08:03:04 PM  

robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


Wait, you mean the Budapest street whore who signed a model release about 10 minutes before that and looked above and to the left of the camera at the director while smiling with jizz on her face was suddenly embarrassed about being in porn?

BTW did you hear they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?
 
2013-02-28 08:09:50 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


I hate those types.
 
2013-02-28 08:14:55 PM  
Ok, just saw the whole thing.

It was awkward. And then there was the queef that made it hilarious.
 
2013-02-28 08:15:39 PM  

dericwater: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.

I hate those types.


Ever had sex with a 10 that thought she was a 5?.
 
2013-02-28 08:52:05 PM  

CygnusDarius: dericwater: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.

I hate those types.

Ever had sex with a 10 that thought she was a 5?.


Somewhat. She was young-ish and was unsure of her attractiveness. Wasn't a total 10, but close to it (and for me at the time, any woman will to spread the tulips was a 10). It was a bit awkward because she didn't feel comfortable with herself. It's best to do it with a person who knows she is whatever rating she is deemed.
 
2013-02-28 09:12:14 PM  

CygnusDarius: Ok, just saw the whole thing.

It was awkward. And then there was the queef that made it hilarious.


most of us farkers are cynical 30+ers.  We had to watch it with the sound down because the wifey is in the other room.  But thanks for the heads up on the queef.

/She would become much more talkative if you pulled her hair I bet.
 
2013-02-28 09:13:07 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: FinFangFark: I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar

If it was this Gianna (Gianna Michaels):

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

Then I would believe it 100%.

She is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've ever seen.


Pretty sure I've seen the video he was talking about. Also seen one of Gianna Michaels farking some rice rocket bike group dude in a room with the rest of the group watching and some dude was talking smack the whole time. When dude that was railing her finishes in her mouth she spits the load at the heckler. If I have to tell you it's NSFW well then you need your head checked.
 
2013-02-28 09:14:21 PM  
www.efukt.com/20973_Gianna_PWNS_Heckling_Hector!.html

Dammit threw away my link
 
2013-02-28 09:42:20 PM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: CygnusDarius: Ok, just saw the whole thing.

It was awkward. And then there was the queef that made it hilarious.

most of us farkers are cynical 30+ers.  We had to watch it with the sound down because the wifey is in the other room.  But thanks for the heads up on the queef.

/She would become much more talkative if you pulled her hair I bet.


Oh, I'm 29.
 
2013-02-28 10:32:41 PM  
you pervs sicken me

/not a bookmark
 
2013-02-28 10:36:55 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


Ugh... hate that shiat.  The ones that ARE pretty, but fark like they're shocked someone else thinks they're pretty... they're the best.
 
2013-02-28 11:08:33 PM  
OK, so she gave a sub-par BJ and is quiet. She did have pretty good hip-grinding action. If you don't care about the histrionics and just "the feel down there," you shouldn't need much else, Studmen69.
 
2013-03-01 12:14:25 AM  
She was OK - it was the guy who was the lame fark
 
2013-03-01 12:19:54 AM  

airsupport: You ready baby?  You ready?  I'm gonna pull out and BOOKMARK THIS THREAD ALL OVER YOUR PRETTY FACE!

YEAH!  Marking the thread!  Marking the thread!  Marking marking marking mar...

Done.

Now I feel guilty and empty.  So ashamed.  I wish I'd never seen this thread.  Man, what am I doing with my life?



DROPPING LOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAADS of constructive comments on her general performance.
 
2013-03-01 01:15:35 AM  
Definitely not a bookmark.
 
2013-03-01 01:16:57 AM  
these sorts of threads really bring out the best in everyone
 
2013-03-01 02:58:22 AM  

stonicus: She was terrible.  The dude was even having a difficult time staying hard.


TBH, 80% of porn seems to be with utterly disinterested gay guys. At the most charitable, maybe they've just gotten off to much hotter broads three hours ago and can't get enthusiastic.
 
2013-03-01 03:01:46 AM  
Beauty pageants are a kind of a simulacrum of pornography by their very nature. That are all about sex without the actual sex. It seems hypocritical to chastise a contestant in a cocktease tournament for possibly having actual sex on camera.
 
2013-03-01 03:17:37 AM  
Not surprised.
 
2013-03-01 08:43:46 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.


lol, the same books that said her hair is all burned off and only growing back slowly?

TV can make changes.  It's okay.
 
2013-03-01 12:09:55 PM  

Marquis de Sod: She was OK - it was the guy who was the lame fark


yeah, she seemed to want to get into it - she was trying to do some grinding, she kept a positive attitude, flirted with the camera a bit...but the dude was just a rabbit or something.  His idea of "sex" is just bang-bang-bang jackhammer style, I guess.  Was she swinging her arms around and screaming?  No, but...that crap is distracting and unappealing to me.  Thumbs up for her, thumbs down for him.
 
2013-03-01 12:21:19 PM  
It's actually kind of sad. Those pageants cost a lot of money to preform in, and don't pay diddlysquat until you win, so a lot of those girls have to take shady jobs like porn and nude modeling to make ends meet.
 
2013-03-01 01:16:45 PM  

IamAwake: Marquis de Sod: She was OK - it was the guy who was the lame fark

yeah, she seemed to want to get into it - she was trying to do some grinding, she kept a positive attitude, flirted with the camera a bit...but the dude was just a rabbit or something.  His idea of "sex" is just bang-bang-bang jackhammer style, I guess.  Was she swinging her arms around and screaming?  No, but...that crap is distracting and unappealing to me.  Thumbs up for her, thumbs down for him.


After watching this last night I agree.  She isn't nearly as bad as advertised.  The dude on the other hand.  Lame.  You got a fresh 18 year old there dude, show her a good time.  Fail
 
2013-03-01 02:06:07 PM  

ignacio: It's actually kind of sad. Those pageants cost a lot of money to preform in, and don't pay diddlysquat until you win, so a lot of those girls have to take shady jobs like porn and nude modeling to make ends meet.


This is the problem. Our Puritan roots are still holding on, 400 years later. Nude modeling, and even porn and prostitution shouldn't have to be "shady" jobs.

We're living in a new Victorian era; sex is one the most popular sports and subjects, yet it's taboo.

Farkin' hypocrites, the lot of us.

// "And just remember what the MPAA says: horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as no one uses any naughty words [or shows any boobies]" ...
 
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