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2013-02-28 03:06:01 PM  

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.


"I wish she was mine.  Buying the video lets me claim ownership."  Same widespread thought process that lets so many people think they're entitled to photo opps with Brad Pitt and that they can be overbearing at  the DMV because "I pay your salary."
 
2013-02-28 03:08:24 PM  
This wasn't as bad as octomom. I was sick to my stomach watching that...
 
2013-02-28 03:09:48 PM  

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.
 
2013-02-28 03:12:40 PM  

Pollexter: Body like a tent stake and the facial expressions and eyes of a blow up doll. Poor thing needs to stay in school, not do drugs, focus on saving the children and bringing about whirled peas.


We wouldn't have "Twilight" if Kristen had followed your advice.
 
2013-02-28 03:13:21 PM  
This thread is getting creepier with every post.
 
2013-02-28 03:16:46 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.


Well, you know what Nietzche said: " Beware that, when gang-banging dudes, you yourself do not become a dude... for when you gaze long into the penis. The penis gazes also into you".
 
2013-02-28 03:19:22 PM  

over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.


Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.
 
2013-02-28 03:21:32 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.


Yeah same with that Audrina chick from the Hills. But I'd still fark the death out of them.
 
2013-02-28 03:33:21 PM  
I love FARK all these great new websites I get to check out when I get home from work...where I will be enjoying in my bunk.
 
2013-02-28 03:34:03 PM  

Cymbal: BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.

Yeah same with that Audrina chick from the Hills. But I'd still fark the death out of them.


Allie Sin had it, too.  Here's a scene she did with her step-sister, Astrid.  (NSFW)
 
2013-02-28 03:36:43 PM  

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


It's all good bro. Bring the boss and all the women of your office over so they can comment on this.
 
2013-02-28 03:38:11 PM  

Coiled Hot 1: Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.

I remember those from the 80's when there was still muff. I dont miss them at all.


This is why I read Fark. I dnrtfa but all of your comments have warmed my heart. Thank you for your vivid descriptions.
 
2013-02-28 03:39:28 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Cymbal: BarkingUnicorn: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

Sasha creeps me out in the same way Kristen Stewart does.  There's something horribly dead inside of them, and I don't think it's just the sperm.

Yeah same with that Audrina chick from the Hills. But I'd still fark the death out of them.

Allie Sin had it, too.  Here's a scene she did with her step-sister, Astrid.  (NSFW)


Sigh.  Filter powned.  Just google Allie Sin and Astrid.
 
2013-02-28 03:41:36 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

It's all good bro. Bring the boss and all the women of your office over so they can comment on this.


We were all kind of talking about it in the office during lunch break, my boss walked by and stayed for the conversation (it's a small office, we're only ten people working, really), when the boss finally said "fark it, let's watch this".

Seriously, she's cute, and watching it made me feel like a dirty old man (I'm 29), but damn it, I've seen more life in boards getting nailed.
 
2013-02-28 03:45:39 PM  

FinFangFark: I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar


If it was this Gianna (Gianna Michaels):

farm3.static.flickr.com

Then I would believe it 100%.

She is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-28 03:51:27 PM  
Looking at her feet I'd say she has a future in fetish videos.. or Tarantino flicks

/big feets she gots 'em.
 
2013-02-28 03:51:40 PM  

robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


You, kind sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. Damn, I'm still at work. Will have to watch it at home
 
2013-02-28 03:52:36 PM  

robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/
 
2013-02-28 03:56:42 PM  

LandOfChocolate: robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/


lulz. "My whole life's ruined!"

Although it seems kind of acting-y.
 
2013-02-28 03:59:38 PM  
She was terrible.  The dude was even having a difficult time staying hard.
 
2013-02-28 04:07:25 PM  
I know Cygnus needs no acknowledgment of what he's done there, but the classroom pic? I worked in primary environments for nearly 20 years, and the come hither surreality of what women wear to work, about 1 in 5, is an aspect of femininity responsible for more sexual dysfunction than can be accounted by the market shares of (Springer x Povich) ^ of their imitators. Poor Geisel surveyed against a primer with a hole in it-- unanimous decision, indeed.
 
2013-02-28 04:13:46 PM  

ram.1500: [www.taptone.com image 309x419]


THIS.

/I shall return
 
2013-02-28 04:17:09 PM  

ideclare: I love FARK all these great new websites I get to check out when I get home from work...where I will be enjoying in my bunk.


Agreed, FARK is an endless fount of website goodness. Some people just have more time than others. Thank you for doing the leg (or hand) work.
 
2013-02-28 04:19:56 PM  

robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.


You wouldnt happen to have a link...you know, for research purposes...
 
2013-02-28 04:22:00 PM  
not a bookmark, i swear.
 
2013-02-28 04:24:46 PM  

Endive Wombat: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You wouldnt happen to have a link...you know, for research purposes...


robohobo: Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

 
2013-02-28 04:25:06 PM  
Did somebody say bookmark?
 
2013-02-28 04:30:46 PM  

LandOfChocolate: http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/


That was epic.

So fark her in every hole but don't you DARE come on her hair.  She has Peter North Syndrome (Peter North doesn't let anyone touch his hair).
 
2013-02-28 04:31:17 PM  

CygnusDarius: Well, you know what Nietzche said: " Beware that, when gang-banging dudes, you yourself do not become a dude... for when you gaze long into the penis. The penis gazes also into you".


was that from his seminal work - Thus spake Schnitzengruben. ?
 
2013-02-28 04:35:19 PM  

robohobo: The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


That and the explanation.

The funny thing is that she was smiling up until he finished and she had a "Oh SHIAT, everyone will see this!"
 
2013-02-28 04:41:22 PM  

robohobo: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


This thread is making sure I won't be bored when the wife goes grocery shopping tonight...
 
2013-02-28 04:47:22 PM  

Weidbrewer: robohobo: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This thread is making sure I won't be bored when the wife goes grocery shopping tonight...


Can you laugh and fap at the same time? Don't we explode when we do that?.
 
2013-02-28 04:55:44 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Once again. SHE'S EIGHTEEN. HER next porn films Wil be better


What are you trying to say here?
 
2013-02-28 04:55:44 PM  

plewis: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?


No, but does your wife do it on camera for money? Do you think if she did, and the super googled her name and found it she'd still have a job? Any employer who googles her is gonna find that. May not be an issue if she get a soul sucking cubicle job. But anything high profile or in the media, you have to worry about your audience googling her as well. A lot of companies may not want to be associated with that.
 
2013-02-28 04:56:09 PM  

CygnusDarius: Weidbrewer: robohobo: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.

This thread is making sure I won't be bored when the wife goes grocery shopping tonight...

Can you laugh and fap at the same time? Don't we explode when we do that?.


You're confusing that with farting and sneezing at the same time.
 
2013-02-28 05:02:57 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: FinFangFark: I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar

If it was this Gianna (Gianna Michaels):

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

Then I would believe it 100%.

She is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've ever seen.


The hitting and spitting and choking and everything is a bit much most of the time, but in porn enthusiasm goes a long way for me. See also; Sunny Lane, Eve Laurence*, Annie Cruz**, Dasani Lezian, Gia Jordan**, Wendy James...

/*i hate ridiculous fake tits, but Eve Laurence remains one of my favorites in spite of them because of her enthusiasm
//**Annie Cruz and Gia Jordan also get a little gross and too hardcore sometimes...
///i probably watch too much porn
 
2013-02-28 05:09:53 PM  
She is beautiful and deserves money. Being a Ms. X pageant winner is pretty pointless if you can't make money out of it. How many times are beautiful pageant winners going to raise awareness on issues that we've already been aware of for decades?

At least Ms. Delaware is raising the awareness of my little friend...
 
2013-02-28 05:18:25 PM  

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


Clicked the HD icon (as you do) and my AVS blocked the link - may be safer with a direct download for offline viewing

http://stream.shooshtime.com/stream/77057d8dfb917d52ae9d57e8222dc31a /5 12fdf60/120/e1d0d8-.mp4
 
2013-02-28 05:24:01 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.


...whoakay then.  Here's some decaf.  Deep breaths.

They've already made bigger changes to the appearance of other characters, you know.  That's why it's called an adaptation.  They change the story for visual media, when the differences can make a better story.  That's why they throw out some scenes entirely, and add scenes that aren't actually in the print.

"The farking books" also describe characters of significantly different ages, but they all got adapted for filming. They changed the names(!) of some characters that look the same on paper but sounded similar when spoken aloud, because the adaptation makes for a better story when presented visually, and because those characters are the same even with changed names.

Personally, I feel her natural hair color would have made a better visual impact, especially as it has zero impact on the plot.  Purists can flame on because I'm going away for a week and don't care.  (When Roxanne McKee died at the end of a season instead of the beginning, it must have caused heart attacks.)

We now return you to the previous porn thread, still in progress.
 
2013-02-28 05:31:58 PM  

m00: Shazam999: I like it when they have the face of regret.

Or they start crying!


I feel the same way about lap dances!
 
2013-02-28 05:33:32 PM  
Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if the video wasn't her then why would she give up her crown? Oh, because the video really is her and she doesn't have to account for the decisions she has made and responsibility to admit to them.
 
2013-02-28 05:42:11 PM  

Profedius: Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if the video wasn't her then why would she give up her crown? Oh, because the video really is her and she doesn't have to account for the decisions she has made and responsibility to admit to them.


1. She's 18 - not a good age for life changing decisions
2. She has no training in handling the media
3. She won a beauty content, she wasn't elected to Congress
4. She's still only 18
 
2013-02-28 05:43:28 PM  

over_and_done: BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.

...whoakay then.  Here's some decaf.  Deep breaths.

They've already made bigger changes to the appearance of other characters, you know.  That's why it's called an adaptation.  They change the story for visual media, when the differences can make a better story.  That's why they throw out some scenes entirely, and add scenes that aren't actually in the print.

"The farking books" also describe characters of significantly different ages, but they all got adapted for filming. They changed the names(!) of some characters that look the same on paper but sounded similar when spoken aloud, because the adaptation makes for a better story when presented visually, and because those characters are the same even with changed names.

Personally, I feel her natural hair color would have made a better visual impact, especially as it has zero impact on the plot.


Except that the whole reason Khal Drogo was attracted to Daenerys in the first place was because of her exotic looks.  All the Dotharki have dark hair.  The silver-gold hair of the Targaryans is something unique in the world.
 
2013-02-28 05:47:56 PM  

Profedius: Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if the video wasn't her then why would she give up her crown? Oh, because the video really is her and she doesn't have to account for the decisions she has made and responsibility to admit to them.


well she's been tweeting about it being a good thing...to paraphrase "Look what it did for Kim K, etc. etc."  If that's not an indirect admission of guilt (or porning), I don't know what is.
 
2013-02-28 05:48:24 PM  

Persnickety: over_and_done: BarkingUnicorn: over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Maybe it had something to do with the farking books that describe her character.

...whoakay then.  Here's some decaf.  Deep breaths.

They've already made bigger changes to the appearance of other characters, you know.  That's why it's called an adaptation.  They change the story for visual media, when the differences can make a better story.  That's why they throw out some scenes entirely, and add scenes that aren't actually in the print.

"The farking books" also describe characters of significantly different ages, but they all got adapted for filming. They changed the names(!) of some characters that look the same on paper but sounded similar when spoken aloud, because the adaptation makes for a better story when presented visually, and because those characters are the same even with changed names.

Personally, I feel her natural hair color would have made a better visual impact, especially as it has zero impact on the plot.

Except that the whole reason Khal Drogo was attracted to Daenerys in the first place was because of her exotic looks.  All the Dotharki have dark hair.  The silver-gold hair of the Targaryans is something unique in the world.


And because she was 13. He likes kids in the book.
 
2013-02-28 05:55:09 PM  

IRQ12: PsyLord: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

I wish that was true for Kim Kardashian.

..speaking of "yawn" videos.


I was referring to not having a career in any other type of media.

/sick of all those stupid Kardashian reality tv shows
 
2013-02-28 06:07:31 PM  

Carth: And because she was 13. He likes kids in the book.


Honestly, if they had done the Game of Thrones series with the right ages of all the characters:

1.- It would not have aired. At all
2.- It would've been a Disney movie. With blood, and sex, and all things in between.
 
2013-02-28 06:17:05 PM  
LandOfChocolate:

This is pretty comical, in the same vein:

http://www.spankwire.com/cum-on-hair-blooper/video186690/


http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-2359 2 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.


Would LOL again.
 
2013-02-28 06:20:36 PM  
so if i post something here this thread will appear under the myfark tab?  interesting.  not sure why that would be useful, but i'll give it a try...
 
2013-02-28 06:57:30 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: FinFangFark: I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar

If it was this Gianna (Gianna Michaels):

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

Then I would believe it 100%.

She is one of the most enthusiastic performers I've ever seen.


I recognize her from the internet!
 
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