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2013-02-28 01:13:45 PM

syberpud: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

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Sasha Grey did a legit movie as well:  "The Girlfriend Experience".


And had a season on Entourage.
 
2013-02-28 01:15:24 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


And the crying.  don't forget the crying.
 
2013-02-28 01:17:28 PM

hubiestubert: abhorrent1: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

I suppose. She's a lousy actor from what I've seen though. Maybe she'll show up in some Tarantino movie or maybe a reporter for Fox News.

Candye Kane went from porn into music, and she is one HELLUVA blues singer. Nina Hartley still has that pesky degree and mind you, she does a lot of self help books and vids. There are careers outside of porn, even into legit acting, but it is rare.


Yeah, this.

Stallone went on to win a best picture Oscar, so definitely possible, just not probable.
 
2013-02-28 01:24:33 PM

trapped-in-CH: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

And the crying.  don't forget the crying.


This. I love (to fap to) Hitomi Tanaka, but the crying and squeaky voices are... Distracting.

But, there are a few vids in where she's more dominant.
 
2013-02-28 01:31:15 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


have sex with her.
ftfm
sob.
 
2013-02-28 01:32:05 PM

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?  The Scarlet Letter is supposed to be a thing of the past.  Yes, if someone is inappropriate in the workplace, especially with minors, throw the book at them.  But if it's just that you videotaped your farking and you happened to also be good at it WHY THE FARK DO WE CARE?
 
2013-02-28 01:33:36 PM
this thread delivers.
 
2013-02-28 01:33:52 PM
trapped-in-CH:
AverageAmericanGuy:

If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

And the crying. don't forget the crying.


Constant jap jap japping is pretty annoying.
 
2013-02-28 01:38:20 PM
Saw the 5 minute version last night. She's cute, but I was thoroughly unimpressed. After a little bit of "research," I can confidently state that her scene is not Girlsdoporn's best work.

On the other hand, she's an 18 (now 19?) year old girl who probably got convinced to do this as part of a PR scheme to launch her to Kardashian-type fame. Of course she's mediocre at sex. She's 18, and probably not as experienced as the more lively and skilled actresses out there.
 
2013-02-28 01:40:50 PM
Once again. SHE'S EIGHTEEN. HER next porn films Wil be better
 
2013-02-28 01:41:21 PM

CygnusDarius: Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:


weird. thanks for sharing.

"Kids, we have a special guest for you today. Former porn star Sasha Grey. Yesterday she took on 6 black guys at once and gargled their jizz, so we thought it'd be nice to have her come in to read for you all today."
 
2013-02-28 01:41:51 PM

The Voice of Doom: Constant jap jap japping is pretty annoying.


Is that what they do?
 
2013-02-28 01:46:23 PM

plewis: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?  The Scarlet Letter is supposed to be a thing of the past.  Yes, if someone is inappropriate in the workplace, especially with minors, throw the book at them.  But if it's just that you videotaped your farking and you happened to also be good at it WHY THE FARK DO WE CARE?


Companies don't want to be known to employ women who bang for money.
the ladies at the office dont like the competition either, they like fatties for coworkers, others get backstabbed..
 
2013-02-28 01:51:59 PM

pute kisses like a man: Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.

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There are few things that actually make me "LOL" when I read the Interwebs, but this one DID!
Well done!
 
2013-02-28 01:52:17 PM

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.


How CBS make any money?  You can get it over the air for free!
 
2013-02-28 01:52:43 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.


Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame
 
2013-02-28 01:53:10 PM

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


Seems her cowgirl skills are pretty good.  I'd let her ride me.
 
m00
2013-02-28 01:56:05 PM

plewis: Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?


Just 100 years ago, teachers were supposed to be females who were unmarried or widows. It was improper and unseemly for a woman who was having sex to teach kids.

/helenlovejoy.jpg
 
2013-02-28 01:57:01 PM

misanthropologist: On the other hand, she's an 18 (now 19?) year old girl who probably got convinced to do this as part of a PR scheme to launch her to Kardashian-type fame. Of course she's mediocre at sex. She's 18, and probably not as experienced as the more lively and skilled actresses out there.


Sasha Grey started at 18 and was a total freak.
 
2013-02-28 01:58:07 PM

Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame


There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.
 
2013-02-28 01:59:55 PM

m00: plewis: Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?

Just 100 years ago, teachers were supposed to be females who were unmarried or widows. It was improper and unseemly for a woman who was having sex to teach kids.

/helenlovejoy.jpg


Seems to me they were right considering all the teachers banging their students...
 
2013-02-28 02:07:00 PM
Terrible BJ?  Bad at sexy time?  I think I could put up with it...

fashion.blogorganization.com
 
2013-02-28 02:09:09 PM

FullMetalPanda: m00: plewis: Why?  Because we all know she farks?  My wife is a teacher.  We have a son.  She clearly farks so does that mean she can't also teach?  What the hell is wrong with us?

Just 100 years ago, teachers were supposed to be females who were unmarried or widows. It was improper and unseemly for a woman who was having sex to teach kids.

/helenlovejoy.jpg

Seems to me they were right considering all the teachers banging their students...


No, see, those are the ones who aren't having sex.
 
2013-02-28 02:12:02 PM
This thread delivers...even without the overload of pictures that there should be.
 
2013-02-28 02:12:25 PM
bookmark?, this isn't one...
 
2013-02-28 02:21:17 PM

robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.


You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!
 
2013-02-28 02:23:25 PM

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?
 
2013-02-28 02:28:42 PM

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-02-28 02:29:16 PM

Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?


It's a link to a half hour long porno...
 
2013-02-28 02:29:22 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


I've never heard it put like that before but I have to say that it's dead on. I'll be borrowing that.
 
2013-02-28 02:32:15 PM
from Miss Teen Delaware to Miss Teen Dollarwhore.
 
2013-02-28 02:32:53 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

It's a link to a half hour long porno...


My work is pretty liberal.
 
2013-02-28 02:36:15 PM
Acting in porn is hard.
It's not easy to remember lines when blood is rushing to other parts of your body.
 
2013-02-28 02:38:07 PM

robohobo: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

notsureifserious.jpg


Just a goof on the the guys who click on links with names like "younghotsluts.com" and then biatch that they are going to get fired because they weren't warned.  Oh, and its a bookmark.
 
2013-02-28 02:40:54 PM

sdromeo: Who did she blow to win Miss Teen Delaware?


Obviously someone with severe nerve damage.
 
2013-02-28 02:41:48 PM

Pollexter: Body like a tent stake and the facial expressions and eyes of a blow up doll. Poor thing needs to stay in school, not do drugs, focus on saving the children and bringing about whirled peas.


Making hummus is not that difficult if you can find good-quality chickpeas.
 
2013-02-28 02:42:45 PM
I wish to see this pretty girl f*cking badly at a later time.
 
2013-02-28 02:44:38 PM

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


I'm not saying she's bad a porn, but after watching that I feel like she owes me money.
 
2013-02-28 02:45:26 PM

Archae hippy: robohobo: Archae hippy: robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/

Hey man, before I click can I get an advisory on its safe for workiness?

notsureifserious.jpg

Just a goof on the the guys who click on links with names like "younghotsluts.com" and then biatch that they are going to get fired because they weren't warned.  Oh, and its a bookmark.


Ooooh. Do carry on.
 
2013-02-28 02:47:06 PM
something about sharp knees.
 
2013-02-28 02:47:19 PM

CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.


Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Also, her brief scene doing doggystyle early in season 1 will be with me for a long, long time.
 
2013-02-28 02:50:25 PM

over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.

Also, her brief scene doing doggystyle early in season 1 will be with me for a long, long time.


over_and_done: CygnusDarius: i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.

She's no Targaryen.

Dunno why they had Emilia Clarke go with white/blonde hair for that role.  She looks way more stunning as her natural brunette.


Because it is based on the book and how she looks is important to the character?
 
2013-02-28 02:50:45 PM

plewis: But if it's just that you videotaped your farking and you happened to also be good at it


Only half of these things apply here.
 
2013-02-28 02:53:01 PM
www.taptone.com
 
2013-02-28 02:54:48 PM

devilEther: "Kids, we have a special guest for you today. Former porn star Sasha Grey. Yesterday she took on 6 black guys at once and gargled their jizz, so we thought it'd be nice to have her come in to read for you all today."


Well it does help your singing voice

Spanky3woods: You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!


efukt has clips

They also have various other funnies
 
2013-02-28 02:58:10 PM

PsyLord: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

I wish that was true for Kim Kardashian.


..speaking of "yawn" videos.
 
2013-02-28 02:58:35 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: devilEther: "Kids, we have a special guest for you today. Former porn star Sasha Grey. Yesterday she took on 6 black guys at once and gargled their jizz, so we thought it'd be nice to have her come in to read for you all today."

Well it does help your singing voice

Spanky3woods: You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!

efukt has clips

They also have various other funnies


I came across (heh hehe, came) one of Gianna banging some dude, and they get violent, punching and slapping each other.  She really looked like she was in her proper element in that video.

/Gianna is a dirty dirty girl...but she bangs like a superstar
 
2013-02-28 02:59:21 PM
Hmm...
 
2013-02-28 03:01:08 PM

OregonVet: Really? The guy is FARKing Miss Teen Delaware and has to jerk himself off at the end?


It's in his contract, unless he's doing a creampie scene.

I resisted believing it was really her until I saw the bikini shot in HuffPo's slideshow.  Now I'm a believer.
 
2013-02-28 03:01:26 PM

Spanky3woods: robohobo: Endive Wombat: AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

Add to that, there was no crying.  I cannot cum if they are not crying from shame

There's a fantastic little clip I see every now and again where this chick at a part is blowing a stripper, takes the facial, realizes hey, she's being filmed while her face is covered in a strangers jizz , and just goes into slut meltdown. It's a thing of beauty.

You must post link to the slut meltdown clip. It is a moral imperative!


http://www.youjizz.com/videos/bachelorette-party-facial-regret-23592 17 .html

The added soundtrack really makes it worthwhile.
 
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