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2013-02-28 11:48:48 AM

Jackpot777: Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

That's it. We're not going to get better than this. Time to pack up and clear out.

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this may be a little premature. while it is a good joke and there is no need to be overly sensitive, sometimes it is better to take breath and allow things to continue on their own momentum towards its natural conclusion. Peaking to early may not leave room for other better jokes or insights and in the end leave everyone feeling limp and unsatisfied or thinking, "well, what the hell was that for?"
 
2013-02-28 11:49:01 AM

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

www.theipinionsjournal.com
 
2013-02-28 11:49:45 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: this may be a little premature. while it is a good joke and there is no need to be overly sensitive, sometimes it is better to take breath and allow things to continue on their own momentum towards its natural conclusion. Peaking to early may not leave room for other better jokes or insights and in the end leave everyone feeling limp and unsatisfied or thinking, "well, what the hell was that for?"


That's exactly how I felt at the end of her video.
 
2013-02-28 11:49:54 AM

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.


$13 Billion annually says there are a lot of people paying for it.  The free stuff is at least in part a byproduct of it.  Indeed, the pay sites actually release video clips into the wild to generate traffic to their sites.
 
2013-02-28 11:51:30 AM
Seen more action from a Real Doll.
 
2013-02-28 11:51:42 AM

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


Not really true anymore. Particularly for the younger generation. It's become far more accepted. It's going the same route as being gay. Used to completely block you from everything when you were outed  now not so much.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:30 AM

Ratbert42: Seen more action from a Real Doll.


You've seen Kwame?.
 
2013-02-28 11:57:00 AM
This an actual porn, in the Bang Brothers or Reality Kings style, and not some leaked sextape. Wonder were the pageant found her at.
 
2013-02-28 11:59:09 AM

Tat'dGreaser: You don't watch much porn do you?


Suffice it to say I'm often disappoint. :)
 
2013-02-28 11:59:26 AM
Mookbark.
 
2013-02-28 12:00:16 PM
Who did she blow to win Miss Teen Delaware?
 
2013-02-28 12:00:23 PM
Cymbal:

The BJ was awful, but the rest would have been decent if she actually made some moaning noises or talked dirty. It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.

What I thought as well, looks like she gives head "as well as" (read: very farking poorly) my ex does. Being that I watched it muted, I suppose the rest doesn't matter.
Mediocre porn was mediocre.
 
2013-02-28 12:00:50 PM

ongbok: This an actual porn, in the Bang Brothers or Reality Kings style, and not some leaked sextape. Wonder were the pageant found her at.


I'm guessing she might have sent a photo through the 'contact us' section? I dunno, to me looking for porn auditions is like scoring weed: I have no idea.
 
2013-02-28 12:03:47 PM
Saw the video, she farts too much.
 
2013-02-28 12:03:59 PM
Giving this some more thought, I think we can't really heap all the blame for this being a crappy porn on her. Probably the first one she's done, and she doesn't really know she needs to add some moaning/screaming/sobbing/dirty talk. That's the director's fault, unless he told her what to do and she just didn't want to add any audio for fear of getting too into it and finding out she was actually kind of enjoying it.
 
2013-02-28 12:04:08 PM
I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.
 
2013-02-28 12:07:11 PM

OregonVet: Tat'dGreaser: You don't watch much porn do you?

Suffice it to say I'm often disappoint. :)


Hooray for Hollywood...cars don't really blow up like that, if you fall that far in reality you'd bust your femurs, weapons run out of ammo much quicker than that, no one really runs into the woman they just broke up last night with at the train station and convinces her to stay (mostly because no one takes trains like that anymore), and everyone wants to see the "big finish" to the porn scene.
 
2013-02-28 12:07:45 PM

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


I suppose. She's a lousy actor from what I've seen though. Maybe she'll show up in some Tarantino movie or maybe a reporter for Fox News.
 
2013-02-28 12:13:07 PM
She resigned due to a porn controversy? She was a beauty pageant winner; isn't that just the first step in a porn career anyway?
 
2013-02-28 12:14:30 PM
Shameless bookmark for after-work viewing is shameless.
 
2013-02-28 12:15:08 PM

abhorrent1: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

I suppose. She's a lousy actor from what I've seen though. Maybe she'll show up in some Tarantino movie or maybe a reporter for Fox News.


I don't wish this on anyone, even on my sworn enemies.
 
2013-02-28 12:15:43 PM

Cymbal: Giving this some more thought, I think we can't really heap all the blame for this being a crappy porn on her. Probably the first one she's done, and she doesn't really know she needs to add some moaning/screaming/sobbing/dirty talk. That's the director's fault, unless he told her what to do and she just didn't want to add any audio for fear of getting too into it and finding out she was actually kind of enjoying it.


She should get lessons from Barry.  He knows how to give VJ's.

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2013-02-28 12:16:34 PM

envirovore: Cymbal:

The BJ was awful, but the rest would have been decent if she actually made some moaning noises or talked dirty. It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.

What I thought as well, looks like she gives head "as well as" (read: very farking poorly) my ex does. Being that I watched it muted, I suppose the rest doesn't matter.
Mediocre porn was mediocre.



I have to agree with Woody Allen, though: "The worst orgasm I ever had was right on the money."
 
2013-02-28 12:18:23 PM

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.


The lap-dance is always better when the stripper cries.
 
2013-02-28 12:18:25 PM

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret.  I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.


I remember those from the 80's when there was still muff. I dont miss them at all.
 
2013-02-28 12:18:32 PM

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


that's very sweet, and honestly she is cute as hell.  Looking at her, even when made up and looking sultry, I STILL can't believe some of the stuff she has put on video.
 
2013-02-28 12:19:06 PM
Maybe she can use the money to buy some boobies?
 
2013-02-28 12:19:31 PM
It's an awful porn video and I've considered all porn to be wonderful.
It's just so....awkward.
 
2013-02-28 12:20:14 PM
I was crowned Mr/Miss/Unassigned Gender DnD Dungeon Master 1997.

anyone care to see my sextape??

/I'm ugly as fark
//still a MUCH better lay than that chick
///who are we kidding?  we'd ALL still hit it given the chance
 
2013-02-28 12:20:17 PM
Wait - there is pr0n on the Internet???
 
2013-02-28 12:21:04 PM

Shazam999: I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.


Jeez...what ancient porn are you talking about.  I don't even recall that in 70s porn...
 
2013-02-28 12:21:22 PM

pute kisses like a man: Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.

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LOL
 
2013-02-28 12:22:00 PM
They need to send her to Rocco Siffredi. He'll sort her out but good.
 
2013-02-28 12:25:29 PM
At this point she really has nothing to lose.  No matter what, that one porn film and the following publicity will follow her around forever...especially since employers are googling candidates.  Since she doesn't have to perform in order to get the job, she can take the $250k and go to college, get a degree, and get a job (so long as she doesn't want to be a teacher).
 
2013-02-28 12:25:38 PM

Weidbrewer: Shazam999: I also miss it when a girl would lick another girl's pussy and both would have a disgusted look on their faces.

Jeez...what ancient porn are you talking about.  I don't even recall that in 70s porn...


I'm guessing the kind of porn that can land you in jail in most of the developed world (save for Japan, but we all know they're faking it).
 
2013-02-28 12:27:58 PM

Savage Bacon: They need to send her to Rocco Siffredi. He'll sort her out but good.


I'd send Nina Hartley. Mostly for advice/girl-talk/sex. Then Sasha Grey, Lisa Ann, Ron Jeremy, and then, Rocco Siffriedi.
 
2013-02-28 12:28:14 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Ok, honey. In this one you're just hanging out at Rehoboth Beach wearing your sash and up rolls a 1979 Trans Am driven by a Silver Fox. He'll ask you 'Hey, I'm interested in poling a constituent' and the rest writes itself."


Rehoboth Beach? Wouldn't it be more realistic if it was an older lady with a femullet pulling up in a Subaru Forester?
 
2013-02-28 12:29:42 PM
She's already done more for less. Might as well take the money.
 
2013-02-28 12:42:42 PM
You ready baby?  You ready?  I'm gonna pull out and BOOKMARK THIS THREAD ALL OVER YOUR PRETTY FACE!

YEAH!  Marking the thread!  Marking the thread!  Marking marking marking mar...

Done.

Now I feel guilty and empty.  So ashamed.  I wish I'd never seen this thread.  Man, what am I doing with my life?
 
2013-02-28 12:44:28 PM
Might be the quality of the pr0n I've watched but her performance wasn't that bad. a) It was her first porno. b) The guy was probably bigger than she was used to. And c) he was just trying to hold her still and bang her.

With a little more experience and those "porn acting lessons" ... who knows

/Would be interested in a solo
 
2013-02-28 12:44:34 PM
 
2013-02-28 12:49:48 PM
Body like a tent stake and the facial expressions and eyes of a blow up doll. Poor thing needs to stay in school, not do drugs, focus on saving the children and bringing about whirled peas.
 
2013-02-28 12:54:26 PM

robohobo: Full half hour version.

http://shooshtime.com/videos/xxx/entire-miss-delaware-teen-sex-tape_ 12 0488/


You're a gentleman, and a scholar.
 
2013-02-28 12:57:42 PM
Was this same offer made to Carrie Prejean?
 
2013-02-28 01:03:20 PM

CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]


Sasha Grey did a legit movie as well:  "The Girlfriend Experience".
 
m00
2013-02-28 01:06:56 PM

SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.


watched it last night just to see what the fuss was about. It was pretty meh.
 
2013-02-28 01:07:15 PM

Shazam999: I dunno, I liked it.  She looked like she was being used.  In most porn the girl enjoys it too much.  I like it when they have the face of regret...



You'll love marraige...
 
m00
2013-02-28 01:09:48 PM

Shazam999: I like it when they have the face of regret.


Or they start crying!
 
2013-02-28 01:10:13 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.

sleep with a real woman.

/FTFY

:)
 
2013-02-28 01:10:18 PM

abhorrent1: CygnusDarius: abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.

Who knows, really. I mean, Sasha Grey did a bit of voice acting in Saint's Row (just one game, tho), and Ron Jeremy makes the odd cameo in movies.

Speaking of Sasha (Fifty Shades of) Grey, here she is in a classroom:

[www.theipinionsjournal.com image 660x475]

I suppose. She's a lousy actor from what I've seen though. Maybe she'll show up in some Tarantino movie or maybe a reporter for Fox News.


Candye Kane went from porn into music, and she is one HELLUVA blues singer. Nina Hartley still has that pesky degree and mind you, she does a lot of self help books and vids. There are careers outside of porn, even into legit acting, but it is rare.
 
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