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2013-02-28 09:54:56 AM
So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

/Article is worthless without links to the video.
//If you were looking for the video, you might consider the Gawker article on the same story.  Not that I'd know or anything.  It's just a hunch.
 
2013-02-28 09:55:10 AM
In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.
 
2013-02-28 10:08:00 AM

SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.


Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.
 
2013-02-28 10:08:30 AM

Krymson Tyde: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.


Perfect use of the filter.  Heh.
 
2013-02-28 10:11:34 AM
I volunteer to help her rehearse.  it will be a sacrifice, but I'm willing to make it for the betterment of all man kind.
 
2013-02-28 10:12:00 AM

SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.


it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.
 
2013-02-28 10:15:12 AM

Gwendolyn: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.


At least she owned up to the fact that she was "doing it for the money" and not the money shot.  Her "performance" reflected this quite well.
 
2013-02-28 10:15:13 AM

Krymson Tyde: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.


Ah, that comment wasn't there when I was composing my post. Advice will be followed...

Gwendolyn: it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.


...to the bitter end.

/out of curiousity
//of course
 
2013-02-28 10:15:26 AM

Krymson Tyde: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

Or you could, you know, follow the advice in the Boobies.


I would like to motorboat that advice.
 
2013-02-28 10:20:19 AM

Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

/Article is worthless without links to the video.
//If you were looking for the video, you might consider the Gawker article on the same story.  Not that I'd know or anything.  It's just a hunch.



or just follow NSFW Links
 
2013-02-28 10:21:07 AM
Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.
 
2013-02-28 10:29:32 AM
She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.
 
2013-02-28 10:37:40 AM
"Ok, honey. In this one you're just hanging out at Rehoboth Beach wearing your sash and up rolls a 1979 Trans Am driven by a Silver Fox. He'll ask you 'Hey, I'm interested in poling a constituent' and the rest writes itself."
 
2013-02-28 10:47:12 AM

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.


Wow... that is... bad. Very bad, and she should feel bad.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


Yup.
 
2013-02-28 10:53:52 AM
That's not me. But yeah I'll resign anyway. You know, because of the controversy and such.
 
2013-02-28 11:11:10 AM
If she is smart, she will ride this wave of popularity while her name is still in the news and make a quick buck.
 
2013-02-28 11:13:14 AM
I bookmarked and watched that video on another link.

It was the most boring porn in the history of porn.
 
2013-02-28 11:15:26 AM
No wonder she's single.
 
2013-02-28 11:15:33 AM

Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.

/Article is worthless without links to the video.
//If you were looking for the video, you might consider the Gawker article on the same story.  Not that I'd know or anything.  It's just a hunch.


I watched it in my bunk.
 
2013-02-28 11:16:17 AM
That's making some serious lemonade.
 
2013-02-28 11:17:28 AM
If I wanted to watch an uninterested girl pretend to go through the motions of sex, I'd watch Japanese porn.
 
2013-02-28 11:19:21 AM
Ya'll understand that being the "spokeswoman" you'll probably get to see about as much skin from her as you get from Danica Patrick on the Go Daddy site, right?
 
2013-02-28 11:20:39 AM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.


Don't know why, but that description cracked me up


tallguywithglasseson: That's not me. But yeah I'll resign anyway. You know, because of the controversy and such.


Funny...that's rumored to be the exact thing our Mayor is going to say this afternoon as well...
 
2013-02-28 11:23:39 AM
I saw this vid on redtoob a while ago. A+ would fap again.
 
2013-02-28 11:24:14 AM

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.


Dude. We don't want to be soiled by obscenity. We just want to see porn.
 
2013-02-28 11:24:46 AM
And why not?
It's the American way.
 
2013-02-28 11:26:41 AM

Gwendolyn: SurfaceTension: In no way is this a bookmark in case someone comes in and posts a link to the porn video she was in.

it's probably best if that is left up to your imagination. It was extremely bad. I was expecting the guy to start yelling OW QUIT IT! during the blow job.


The BJ was awful, but the rest would have been decent if she actually made some moaning noises or talked dirty. It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.
 
2013-02-28 11:27:36 AM
/She's awful, btw.
 
2013-02-28 11:27:40 AM
I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.
 
2013-02-28 11:28:22 AM

Cymbal: It was like she was trying to be as quiet as possible so they wouldn't wake the baby.


Some people are into that. Or so I've heard.

/also not a bookmark
 
2013-02-28 11:30:35 AM
There are some pretty women in Delaware, I have to say.
 
2013-02-28 11:30:42 AM
As long as it's done for a straight cash payout there's no way it can be illegal or immoral.

I learned that from our government representation.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-02-28 11:31:15 AM

Relatively Obscure: I bookmarked and watched that video on another link.

It was the most boring porn in the history of porn.


Stoj: No wonder she's single.


This and this.
 
2013-02-28 11:31:18 AM

Relatively Obscure: I bookmarked and watched that video on another link.

It was the most boring porn in the history of porn.


Even the dude was bored.  I can't imagine anyone would get bored of pounding some cute 18 year old, but that guy was.  THAT is how bad this porn is.
 
2013-02-28 11:31:30 AM
the video was one step up from kardashian. at least she moved some. the camera angles  weren't too helpful. as an occasional viewer of the pronographys i like to actually see something of the 'star'. there were glimpses but nothing special. lots of guy pushing a girl around with some butt smacking.

i can't comment on the sound because i usually watch them muted.

would like to see her do something like Miss Norway (not hard to find if you go to the right places to look for it... like fantasti.cc nsfw obviously).
 
2013-02-28 11:31:59 AM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears

She f*cks like she knows she's pretty.

Ahhh, corpse lay.
 
2013-02-28 11:35:32 AM

Demetrius: So instead of a crown, now she just gets a necklace.


That's it. We're not going to get better than this. Time to pack up and clear out.

a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

/thread.
 
2013-02-28 11:35:35 AM
proud parent of a beauty queen porn star
 
2013-02-28 11:35:44 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: I'd sniff her big slappy feet and tell her Mmmmm, I Know You're a Dirty Girl, Miss Missy Melissa Princess King of Delaware.


She's no Targaryen.
 
2013-02-28 11:36:12 AM
Really? The guy is FARKing Miss Teen Delaware and has to jerk himself off at the end?
 
2013-02-28 11:36:15 AM

karmaceutical: I can't imagine anyone would get bored of pounding some cute 18 year old, but that guy was.


I'm guessing he's not into necrophilia.

Tanukis_Parachute: i can't comment on the sound because i usually watch them muted.


There is essentially no difference.
 
2013-02-28 11:37:07 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 11:40:21 AM
Also, if (and only if) she goes to the porn industry, she could get some advice from Sasha Grey.
 
2013-02-28 11:41:10 AM

OregonVet: Really? The guy is FARKing Miss Teen Delaware and has to jerk himself off at the end?


You don't watch much porn do you?
 
2013-02-28 11:42:15 AM
Bookmark
 
2013-02-28 11:43:12 AM

Demetrius: Link to Gawker. You'll need to find your way from there.


cdn.duelinganalogs.com
 
2013-02-28 11:44:38 AM
How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.
 
2013-02-28 11:46:18 AM
She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.
 
2013-02-28 11:46:47 AM

Gifted Many Few: How can anyone make a living doing porn. There is loads and loads out there in amateur stuff. There are also free sites galore. What pathetic chump still pays for anything like that.


Magic.
 
2013-02-28 11:47:57 AM

abhorrent1: She may as well. Any chance at a legit career in any other type of media is most likely gone now.


I wish that was true for Kim Kardashian.
 
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