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(Sun Sentinel)   So you think you had a rough day? Disabled man with pooch mugged at ATM, then pushed into traffic. His pooch suffered a broken leg. Man then transported his Chihuahua 7-miles to a vet -- via his wheelchair   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 13
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2013-02-28 11:33:11 AM  
2 votes:
www.seeing-stars.com

Knows about hurting dogs.
2013-02-28 11:31:35 AM  
2 votes:
CSB:

So a friend of mine got really drunk at a bar once, and had to hit the head. He walked down past the wall of full urinals, and started thumping on the doors to the stalls to see if they'd open, but they were all full. He was getting angry - uh, pissed off - and so he got to the last stall, also full, and finally just booted the door in.

So the door flies inward and nails the guy sitting right in the knee, had to hurt a lot, and as he's looking up at my friend, my friend is processing thoughts in his drunken brain that go something like this:

"Aww man, that must have hurt. If I were hurt, I'd be angry. If I were angry at being hurt, I'd want to hurt the guy who hurt me. Therefore, this guy is going to try to hurt me. He's gonna pick a fight with me!"

With that logic out of the way, my friend then yells out, "OH YEAH?!? YOU WANNA FIGHT THEN?!?" and socks the guy in the face, snapping his head back against the wall and knocking him out.

All the adrenaline and activity was apparently bad for his liquor-filled stomach as he then threw up all over the guy.

Then we left.

So when you're having a bad day, think about this guy. Through no fault of his own, he's going to wake up with his pants down in an open stall at a bar, mid-shiat, covered in someone's puke, his knee is going to me messed up, he's going to have a massive headache and mild concussion, maybe a black eye, and with blood flowing from the back of his head to boot.

It could always be worse.
2013-02-28 03:14:39 PM  
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: I am currently looking for a lost dog, does anyone have any tips?  My friend even hired a tracker, but lost his scent near the busy street and we figure he was picked up because he is such a nice dog, however he didn't have tags on.  I am just putting up flyers up in the correct direction now because we finally know which way he went. All the vets in the area have been called, as well as the local ASPCA.  Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

Sorry to hijack the thread, but it is kinda important that my friend finds his dog.


Alright, listen up. Your freinds dog has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Scruffy. Go get him.
2013-02-28 02:34:03 PM  
1 votes:
blatz514:

kimkiminy.com

/I couldn't resist.

It was that way when I found it; I think it is part of its charm. I set it as the background on one of our computers at home and it bothered my wife so much she made me take it down.
2013-02-28 02:08:35 PM  
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: I am currently looking for a lost dog, does anyone have any tips?  My friend even hired a tracker, but lost his scent near the busy street and we figure he was picked up because he is such a nice dog, however he didn't have tags on.  I am just putting up flyers up in the correct direction now because we finally know which way he went. All the vets in the area have been called, as well as the local ASPCA.  Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

Sorry to hijack the thread, but it is kinda important that my friend finds his dog.


You get your ass out there and you find that farking dog!
2013-02-28 12:57:21 PM  
1 votes:
Not to worry, I'm helping pay for his dog to his leg fixed, and so are a bunch of folks I know. This poor guy with muscular distrophy(sp?) gets farked up by another asshole criminal in Orlando. The man is being taken care of and so is his dog, it's his only companion and when i saw this yesterday I contacted the news station and we're getting donations together so he'll get some extra money and his dog will be able to walk again. farking shiat heads in this state.
2013-02-28 12:43:28 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: *looks at mug shot*

yep, figures


I know, right? He TOTALLY looks Floridian!
2013-02-28 11:43:18 AM  
1 votes:
*looks at mug shot*

yep, figures
2013-02-28 11:28:57 AM  
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: This should get a "Sad" tag, not a Florida one


Is there a difference?
2013-02-28 11:25:42 AM  
1 votes:
oarenj.com
2013-02-28 11:21:34 AM  
1 votes:
Someone should have at least towed him.
2013-02-28 11:06:03 AM  
1 votes:
¡Yo quiero payback!
2013-02-28 10:46:18 AM  
1 votes:
This is comic book evil. We need a guy in a Batman outfit to just beat the everloving fark outta him, tie a rope around his feet, string him upside down, and leave him writhing that way surrounded by a crowd of stunned police officers or it just doesn't seem real.
 
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