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(Sun Sentinel)   So you think you had a rough day? Disabled man with pooch mugged at ATM, then pushed into traffic. His pooch suffered a broken leg. Man then transported his Chihuahua 7-miles to a vet -- via his wheelchair   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 98
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2013-02-28 10:19:02 AM
FTA: "Sonny Abreu, 24, a known gang member, faces charges of attempted murder, robbery, abuse on a disabled man and animal cruelty related to this Chihuahua's broken leg and the abuse of his owner."

Sounds like someone needs to visit a Chinese Firing Squad.
 
2013-02-28 10:28:35 AM

PacManDreaming: Sounds like someone needs to visit a Chinese Firing Squad.


They are quite good at putting lead in things...
 
2013-02-28 10:45:20 AM
He should be pushed onto traffic. Jail's too good for him.
 
2013-02-28 10:46:18 AM
This is comic book evil. We need a guy in a Batman outfit to just beat the everloving fark outta him, tie a rope around his feet, string him upside down, and leave him writhing that way surrounded by a crowd of stunned police officers or it just doesn't seem real.
 
2013-02-28 11:06:03 AM
¡Yo quiero payback!
 
2013-02-28 11:20:15 AM
I just have this mental image of this guy, bruised and bloody, rolling down the street, sobbing silently, right arm pushing his wheelchair forward while his left cradles his shivering dog in his lap. For two hours.
 
2013-02-28 11:21:34 AM
Someone should have at least towed him.
 
2013-02-28 11:21:46 AM
idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg
 
2013-02-28 11:22:12 AM

kumanoki: I just have this mental image of this guy, bruised and bloody, rolling down the street, sobbing silently, right arm pushing his wheelchair forward while his left cradles his shivering dog in his lap. For two hours.


And no one even tried to help along all 7 miles of the trip
 
2013-02-28 11:22:15 AM
blogs.suntimes.com
You got a negative attitude...
 
2013-02-28 11:22:22 AM
mobilepictures.sun-sentinel.com
This woman on the side bar looks like a guy that I know.
 
2013-02-28 11:24:58 AM
This should get a "Sad" tag, not a Florida one
 
2013-02-28 11:25:42 AM
oarenj.com
 
2013-02-28 11:26:27 AM
7-miles

what multiple 7-miles might look like
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2013-02-28 11:27:55 AM

PacManDreaming: FTA: "Sonny Abreu, 24, a known gang member, faces charges of attempted murder, robbery, abuse on a disabled man and animal cruelty related to this Chihuahua's broken leg and the abuse of his owner."

Sounds like someone needs to visit a Chinese Firing Squad.


He just needs to be liberally doused in flames until dead.
 
2013-02-28 11:28:26 AM
Assclown needs to be pushed off a cliff

/to be fair, the article states the guy was in a motorized wheelchair
//still shiatty nobody was able to help the guy out
///almost feel sorry for assclown, he seems to be the submissive type... Nope, not sorry at all
 
2013-02-28 11:28:57 AM

JohnnyRebel88: This should get a "Sad" tag, not a Florida one


Is there a difference?
 
2013-02-28 11:29:17 AM

JohnnyRebel88: This should get a "Sad" tag, not a Florida one


Or a hero tag for wheelchair guy.

And I agree, the mugger's punishment should be to be pushed onto the fast lane of the autobahn while dressed in the same color as the pavement.
 
2013-02-28 11:31:35 AM
CSB:

So a friend of mine got really drunk at a bar once, and had to hit the head. He walked down past the wall of full urinals, and started thumping on the doors to the stalls to see if they'd open, but they were all full. He was getting angry - uh, pissed off - and so he got to the last stall, also full, and finally just booted the door in.

So the door flies inward and nails the guy sitting right in the knee, had to hurt a lot, and as he's looking up at my friend, my friend is processing thoughts in his drunken brain that go something like this:

"Aww man, that must have hurt. If I were hurt, I'd be angry. If I were angry at being hurt, I'd want to hurt the guy who hurt me. Therefore, this guy is going to try to hurt me. He's gonna pick a fight with me!"

With that logic out of the way, my friend then yells out, "OH YEAH?!? YOU WANNA FIGHT THEN?!?" and socks the guy in the face, snapping his head back against the wall and knocking him out.

All the adrenaline and activity was apparently bad for his liquor-filled stomach as he then threw up all over the guy.

Then we left.

So when you're having a bad day, think about this guy. Through no fault of his own, he's going to wake up with his pants down in an open stall at a bar, mid-shiat, covered in someone's puke, his knee is going to me messed up, he's going to have a massive headache and mild concussion, maybe a black eye, and with blood flowing from the back of his head to boot.

It could always be worse.
 
2013-02-28 11:32:07 AM

kumanoki: I just have this mental image of this guy, bruised and bloody, rolling down the street, sobbing silently, right arm pushing his wheelchair forward while his left cradles his shivering dog in his lap. For two hours.


If it makes you feel a little better at least it was a motorized wheel chair so his right arm was for the control knob. To make you feel worse again though, it looks like the dog probably has advanced cataracts and is nearly if not totally blind.
 
2013-02-28 11:32:16 AM
I'm sure some of Fark's best will come along to say the guy isn't really disabled if he can roll himself 7 miles.
 
2013-02-28 11:32:21 AM

boarch: kumanoki: I just have this mental image of this guy, bruised and bloody, rolling down the street, sobbing silently, right arm pushing his wheelchair forward while his left cradles his shivering dog in his lap. For two hours.

And no one even tried to help along all 7 miles of the trip


it did say he had a motorized wheelchair.  there really isn't much anyone in a car (that isn't outfitted to carry a motorized wheelchair) could do.

i mean, the guy wouldn't want to give his dog to a stranger, and wouldn't want to leave his wheelchair unattended.  so, you couldn't really give him a ride (or take the dog for him).  also, the dog was in a carrier, so it maybe the case that no one noticed anything amiss.

/ still a very sad article... and it took me a while to consider why no one offered help.  but, after considering the relevant facts, i think that humanity is not necessarily damned entirely, because there were a lot of excuses for not helping the guy.
 
2013-02-28 11:33:11 AM
www.seeing-stars.com

Knows about hurting dogs.
 
2013-02-28 11:34:07 AM
Because robbing a guy in a wheelchair isn't embarrasingly bad enough you have to actually push him - and his little dog too - into traffic so you can go from embarrasingly bad to cartoonishly evil. I hope with the attempted murder charges on there they put this guy away for a long, long time.

Maybe I'm just cynical, but I kind of expect him not to have that long of a prison sentence because we've got our prisons too crowded with people who smoke joints to give long sentences to cartoonishly evil schmucks like this.
 
2013-02-28 11:38:29 AM

mongbiohazard: Because robbing a guy in a wheelchair isn't embarrasingly bad enough you have to actually push him - and his little dog too - into traffic so you can go from embarrasingly bad to cartoonishly evil. I hope with the attempted murder charges on there they put this guy away for a long, long time.

Maybe I'm just cynical, but I kind of expect him not to have that long of a prison sentence because we've got our prisons too crowded with people who smoke joints to give long sentences to cartoonishly evil schmucks like this.


attempted murder + against a disabled person. those are extremely serious charges.  plus, an injured dog is involved, so a jury might actually pay enough attention to convict

/ as everyone knows, people in our society are actually more concerned about injured dogs than injured people.  just watch a movie and listen to the reaction of the audience when a person is killed vs. when a dog is killed
// however, in The Road Warrior, I have to admit, when they kill the dog, it gets me... but, what really gets me even more, is killing the last of the V-8 interceptors.
 
2013-02-28 11:40:04 AM

quietwalker: It could always be worse.


Your friend is a complete asshole and I really hope that you do not consider him a friend any longer.

Also, not a CSB.
 
2013-02-28 11:40:22 AM
Wonder how many people passed him on the street and gave zero farks.
 
2013-02-28 11:42:06 AM
Hero tag for the disabled guy. He didn't give up and he successfully executed a difficult mission under duress, saving himself and his companion. There are heroes in our midst. One of the Afghanistan Medal Of Honor recipients was working as a Subway clerk before joining the military (Sal Giunta).

Of course, there is evil in our midst too. That's what usually makes the news.

The offender needs to be permanently removed from society. Being pushed into traffic is lethal. Offenders with lethal intent should get no quarter for being incompetent.
 
2013-02-28 11:43:18 AM
*looks at mug shot*

yep, figures
 
2013-02-28 11:49:14 AM

quietwalker: CSB:

So a friend of mine got really drunk at a bar once, and had to hit the head. He walked down past the wall of full urinals, and started thumping on the doors to the stalls to see if they'd open, but they were all full. He was getting angry - uh, pissed off - and so he got to the last stall, also full, and finally just booted the door in.

So the door flies inward and nails the guy sitting right in the knee, had to hurt a lot, and as he's looking up at my friend, my friend is processing thoughts in his drunken brain that go something like this:

"Aww man, that must have hurt. If I were hurt, I'd be angry. If I were angry at being hurt, I'd want to hurt the guy who hurt me. Therefore, this guy is going to try to hurt me. He's gonna pick a fight with me!"

With that logic out of the way, my friend then yells out, "OH YEAH?!? YOU WANNA FIGHT THEN?!?" and socks the guy in the face, snapping his head back against the wall and knocking him out.

All the adrenaline and activity was apparently bad for his liquor-filled stomach as he then threw up all over the guy.

Then we left.

So when you're having a bad day, think about this guy. Through no fault of his own, he's going to wake up with his pants down in an open stall at a bar, mid-shiat, covered in someone's puke, his knee is going to me messed up, he's going to have a massive headache and mild concussion, maybe a black eye, and with blood flowing from the back of his head to boot.

It could always be worse.


If you knew he'd done that at the time, you're a damn scumbag for letting him meander away like he hadn't just farked some poor soul over.
 
2013-02-28 11:51:14 AM
Well, they do say dogs take after their owners.
 
2013-02-28 11:55:18 AM

quietwalker: CSB:

So a friend of mine got really drunk at a bar once, and had to hit the head. He walked down past the wall of full urinals, and started thumping on the doors to the stalls to see if they'd open, but they were all full. He was getting angry - uh, pissed off - and so he got to the last stall, also full, and finally just booted the door in.

So the door flies inward and nails the guy sitting right in the knee, had to hurt a lot, and as he's looking up at my friend, my friend is processing thoughts in his drunken brain that go something like this:

"Aww man, that must have hurt. If I were hurt, I'd be angry. If I were angry at being hurt, I'd want to hurt the guy who hurt me. Therefore, this guy is going to try to hurt me. He's gonna pick a fight with me!"

With that logic out of the way, my friend then yells out, "OH YEAH?!? YOU WANNA FIGHT THEN?!?" and socks the guy in the face, snapping his head back against the wall and knocking him out.

All the adrenaline and activity was apparently bad for his liquor-filled stomach as he then threw up all over the guy.

Then we left.

So when you're having a bad day, think about this guy. Through no fault of his own, he's going to wake up with his pants down in an open stall at a bar, mid-shiat, covered in someone's puke, his knee is going to me messed up, he's going to have a massive headache and mild concussion, maybe a black eye, and with blood flowing from the back of his head to boot.

It could always be worse.


I want to party with you cowboy
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2013-02-28 12:04:59 PM

IronJelly: JohnnyRebel88: This should get a "Sad" tag, not a Florida one

Or a hero tag for wheelchair guy.

And I agree, the mugger's punishment should be to be pushed onto the fast lane of the autobahn while dressed in the same color as the pavement.


Not on my watch.

Fast lane is too quick and easy a death.  Push him into the slow lane and let me run my tractor over his head the rest of the day.  Merciful executions like you would grant are why scumsucking douchebags like him have no fear of law in this country.
 
2013-02-28 12:05:19 PM

loveblondieo: He should be pushed onto traffic. Jail's too good for him.


Hanging's too good for him! Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
 
2013-02-28 12:05:22 PM

JWideman: I'm sure some of Fark's best will come along to say the guy isn't really disabled if he can roll himself 7 miles.


I'mm sure some of farks best will come along and say the guy didn't really roll himself 7 miles, government did. He couldn't roll himself without roads.

Gee. Being a partisan is fun.
 
2013-02-28 12:09:45 PM

abhorrent1: *looks at mug shot*

yep, figures


Asian, right?

Right.
 
2013-02-28 12:11:01 PM

IronJelly: JohnnyRebel88: This should get a "Sad" tag, not a Florida one

Or a hero tag for wheelchair guy.

And I agree, the mugger's punishment should be to be pushed onto the fast lane of the autobahn while dressed in the same color as the pavement.


my thoughts exactly.
 
2013-02-28 12:15:46 PM
Sonny Abreu,  YOU SUCK

/or you will be, God willing.
 
2013-02-28 12:17:04 PM
Aw come on folks, we all know when he gets to court it will be something like "society's fault"
We didn't provide enough for this kid and he had to resort to this kind of activity to survive.
Somehow we failed this kid and he joined a group of friends to feel like part of a family.
If he had a free smart phone, cash in his pocket, 60" flat screen, and air conditioning he wouldn't have to resort to crime.
 
2013-02-28 12:18:48 PM

MyRandomName: JWideman: I'm sure some of Fark's best will come along to say the guy isn't really disabled if he can roll himself 7 miles.

I'mm sure some of farks best will come along and say the guy didn't really roll himself 7 miles, government did. He couldn't roll himself without roads.

Gee. Being a partisan is fun.


Interesting that you would turn this political. Being an asshole is non-partisan, last I checked.
 
2013-02-28 12:19:06 PM
"Good Samaritan motorists stopped to help the poor man"

"he used his wheelchair to take badly injured dog to a pet hospital nearly seven-miles away"


Good Samaritans?
 
2013-02-28 12:22:05 PM
Kind of reminds me of the homeless guy in ireland I believe, who has a pet bunny.  One of his only things in the world and probably his only friend.  Some jackass kid walks by, takes the bunny and throws him off a bridge.  Bum freaks out and dives in and pulls the bunny out and has to perform CPR on it and it comes back to life.  Bum is rescued from the water by the cops.  Friggin story had my crying out of sadness and anger.  At least they caught the little bastard that did it.
 
2013-02-28 12:29:16 PM
I think we need to give Sonny a reason to get his worthless ass into a wheelchair.
 
2013-02-28 12:30:44 PM
Sonny Abreu didn't want to work.  No sir.  He was a dope-ass muthafarka from around the way.  He was hard.  biatches didn't give him no back talk, and punk ass fronters knew to give him space.  He deserved to get paid because he was one bad ass ****a, yo, and original gangstas don't got ta work.  They just do what they do, you feel me?

Anyway, Sonny Abreu wanted stuff, but didn't have any spare cash on hand.  The disabled man with the tiny harmless dog, on the other hand, had plenty.  Why should he have so much, thought Sonny, when a bad ass muthafarka like me don't.

So Sonny Abreu abandoned his humanity and every last vestige of decency that his rotted soul contained and THAT MUTHAfarkA GOT PAID, YO!

fark you, Sonny.  I hope you get your leg broken in the shower, and they give your anus seven miles of cock before they take you to the clinic.
 
2013-02-28 12:40:32 PM

epoch_destroi: quietwalker: CSB:

Then we left.

So when you're having a bad day, think about this guy. Through no fault of his own, he's going to wake up with his pants down in an open stall at a bar, mid-shiat, covered in someone's puke, his knee is going to me messed up, he's going to have a massive headache and mild concussion, maybe a black eye, and with blood flowing from the back of his head to boot.

It could always be worse.

If you knew he'd done that at the time, you're a damn scumbag for letting him meander away like he hadn't just farked some poor soul over.


We didn't let him meander away.  We hustled his drunk ass out of there like bro ninja's disappearing in a puff of smoke.

He wasn't so much of an asshole as he was a bad drunk.  I mean, he may not always have been a great person, but he WAS our friend.  Though he did later throw up on my chair, and that was irritating.
 
2013-02-28 12:41:14 PM

IronJelly: JohnnyRebel88: This should get a "Sad" tag, not a Florida one

Or a hero tag for wheelchair guy.

And I agree, the mugger's punishment should be to be pushed onto the fast lane of the autobahn while dressed in the same color as the pavement.


Why the hell would you want to ruin the perfectly good car of a random stranger?

shiat dude, it might be a Bugatti or a restored DeLorean you're planning on wrecking.
 
2013-02-28 12:42:40 PM
Am I the only one to hit a paywall?
 
2013-02-28 12:43:28 PM

abhorrent1: *looks at mug shot*

yep, figures


I know, right? He TOTALLY looks Floridian!
 
2013-02-28 12:47:54 PM

quietwalker: epoch_destroi: quietwalker: CSB:

Then we left.

So when you're having a bad day, think about this guy. Through no fault of his own, he's going to wake up with his pants down in an open stall at a bar, mid-shiat, covered in someone's puke, his knee is going to me messed up, he's going to have a massive headache and mild concussion, maybe a black eye, and with blood flowing from the back of his head to boot.

It could always be worse.

If you knew he'd done that at the time, you're a damn scumbag for letting him meander away like he hadn't just farked some poor soul over.

We didn't let him meander away.  We hustled his drunk ass out of there like bro ninja's disappearing in a puff of smoke helped him get away.

He wasn't so much of an asshole as he was a bad drunk.  I mean, he may not always have been a great person, but he WAS our friend.  Though he did later throw up on my chair, and that was irritating.


Yeah, you're part of what's wrong with society.
 
2013-02-28 12:48:35 PM

kumanoki: I just have this mental image of this guy, bruised and bloody, rolling down the street, sobbing silently, right arm pushing his wheelchair forward while his left cradles his shivering dog in his lap. For two hours.


gee thanks, now I'm sad.
 
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