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(The Sun)   Woman who can't keep her deodorant addiction a Secret eats 15 sticks a month   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 59
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2013-02-28 09:51:31 AM
The Sun is really trying to out-Daily Mail the Daily Mail.
 
2013-02-28 09:55:32 AM
I don't think she is trying to keep it a secret.
If she were trying to keep it a secret she wouldn't not have an interview with a newspaper.
 
2013-02-28 10:03:17 AM
Freshest smelling breath ever, etc//
 
2013-02-28 10:04:17 AM
Oh, like I'm so sure (roll-on's eyes).  I mean, to some degree it's simply attention-getting behavior.  Did she axe her friends if any of them also eat deodorant?  I hope it doesn't get too popular or the UK government will try to ban it, and it'll end up smelling like France.
 
2013-02-28 10:08:18 AM
I bet she acts like her shiat doesn't stink.
 
2013-02-28 10:18:26 AM
Hopefully deo sticks are gluten free.
 
2013-02-28 10:20:41 AM

dahmers love zombie: Oh, like I'm so sure (roll-on's eyes).  I mean, to some degree it's simply attention-getting behavior.  Did she axe her friends if any of them also eat deodorant?  I hope it doesn't get too popular or the UK government will try to ban it, and it'll end up smelling like France.


was coming here to post something very similar.  good job.
 
2013-02-28 10:29:15 AM
Try not to eat any more sticks on your way through the parking lot!
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2013-02-28 10:37:41 AM
"Strong enough for dinner, but made for lunch"
 
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2013-02-28 10:37:41 AM

ManateeGag: dahmers love zombie: Oh, like I'm so sure (roll-on's eyes).  I mean, to some degree it's simply attention-getting behavior.  Did she axe her friends if any of them also eat deodorant?  I hope it doesn't get too popular or the UK government will try to ban it, and it'll end up smelling like France.

was coming here to post something very similar.  good job.


Yes, same here. Bravo...
 
2013-02-28 10:43:37 AM
I don't know why she swallowed the Shure, perhaps she'll die.
 
2013-02-28 10:43:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-28 10:48:05 AM
So she went to the show "My Strange Addiction" about it? I would like to see this episode.
 
2013-02-28 10:48:58 AM
"My mouth gets really dry, but at the same time, it's still watering because it's what I'm craving."


I have the weirdest boner right now...
 
2013-02-28 10:50:03 AM
Anyone else notice a lot of of these stories? People who "can't stop" eating somethings toxic? That's one strong desire to get famous. It's like they are trying to one up each other.

"I eat 20 sheets of paper a day, look at ME! Aren't I weird and interesting now"

"Oh yeah, well I eat half a deoderant stick everyday. Look at MEE! Can I have my 15 minutes now?"

"You think you're so cool, I drink a glass of gasoline everyday and it's quickly poisoning me! I'm the most crazy and interesting one, everyone should be paying attention to me instead!"


Seriously just take the warning labels off of everything and let this problem sort itself out.
 
2013-02-28 10:55:45 AM

dahmers love zombie: Oh, like I'm so sure (roll-on's eyes).  I mean, to some degree it's simply attention-getting behavior.  Did she axe her friends if any of them also eat deodorant?  I hope it doesn't get too popular or the UK government will try to ban it, and it'll end up smelling like France.


The Irish'll spring her.
 
2013-02-28 10:56:32 AM

kdawg7736: So she went to the show "My Strange Addiction" about it? I would like to see this episode.


It was on last night.  My wife and I saw about five minutes of it because she also wanted to see the person who had an addiction to a small blue stuffed lamb.  We got as far as the woman with the lamb telling her best friend that the lamb had magical properties or something before changing the channel, having had our maximum recommended daily allowance of WTF.

If TLC is The Learning Channel, all I learned is that humanity is doomed.  Bring on the asteroid, please.
 
2013-02-28 10:56:49 AM
 
2013-02-28 10:57:24 AM
She should make a YouTube channel like shoenice22. (NSFW video of guy eating Old Spice)
She could make videos where she reviews different brands.
 
2013-02-28 11:02:34 AM

DArque Bishop: kdawg7736: So she went to the show "My Strange Addiction" about it? I would like to see this episode.

It was on last night.  My wife and I saw about five minutes of it because she also wanted to see the person who had an addiction to a small blue stuffed lamb.  We got as far as the woman with the lamb telling her best friend that the lamb had magical properties or something before changing the channel, having had our maximum recommended daily allowance of WTF.

If TLC is The Learning Channel, all I learned is that humanity is doomed.  Bring on the asteroid, please.


Some I could watch, but some I can't. Some were just amusing (The woman with really long fingernails and toenails was the funniest). That woman could probably swoop down and catch a trout.
 
2013-02-28 11:04:24 AM
I am pretty tired of fark greenlighting BS, sensational yellow journalism as entertainment.

It really isn't. It's an exploitation of our ever deepening stupidity, gullibility, and ignorance. These brit papers are pumping garbage out of their rear ends as fast as they can make it up and Americans are gulping it down hook, line, and sinker.

/will never click a Sun or Daily Mail link again.
 
2013-02-28 11:06:13 AM
i46.tinypic.com

if anyone gets this reference, you should be shot. as i should be.
 
2013-02-28 11:07:00 AM

duenor: I am pretty tired of fark greenlighting BS, sensational yellow journalism as entertainment.

It really isn't. It's an exploitation of our ever deepening stupidity, gullibility, and ignorance. These brit papers are pumping garbage out of their rear ends as fast as they can make it up and Americans are gulping it down hook, line, and sinker.

/will never click a Sun or Daily Mail link again.


Fark exploitative?

Are you new here?
 
2013-02-28 11:08:23 AM
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www.redriderleglamps.com
/piquant
 
2013-02-28 11:08:39 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: duenor: I am pretty tired of fark greenlighting BS, sensational yellow journalism as entertainment.

It really isn't. It's an exploitation of our ever deepening stupidity, gullibility, and ignorance. These brit papers are pumping garbage out of their rear ends as fast as they can make it up and Americans are gulping it down hook, line, and sinker.

/will never click a Sun or Daily Mail link again.

Fark exploitative?

Are you new here?


No - which is why I remember a time when this was not the case.
 
2013-02-28 11:10:02 AM
Jayquan, eh?
 
2013-02-28 11:10:57 AM
I know when I get all horned up, I go looking for a Secret ho.
 
2013-02-28 11:12:11 AM
Katy Winters does not approve
 
2013-02-28 11:14:28 AM
Didn't we JUST have this story with gasoline?
 
2013-02-28 11:14:51 AM
She had to get that taste out of her mouth somehow.
 
2013-02-28 11:19:02 AM

Demetrius: The Sun is really trying to out-Daily Mail the Daily Mail.


this
 
2013-02-28 11:24:27 AM
Heh! My son was saw that on TV last night and I told him I can guarantee she will show up on fark soon, just like the cat fur eating woman.
 
2013-02-28 11:29:56 AM

duenor: I am pretty tired of fark greenlighting BS, sensational yellow journalism as entertainment.

It really isn't. It's an exploitation of our ever deepening stupidity, gullibility, and ignorance. These brit papers are pumping garbage out of their rear ends as fast as they can make it up and Americans are gulping it down hook, line, and sinker.

/will never click a Sun or Daily Mail link again.


They were just reporting on an American show that featured this woman.  They're not exploiting us, we're exploiting ourselves.  But you'd know that if you clicked the link and read it.  But who can be bothered to do that when biatching is so much easier?  Yeah, I know, Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-02-28 11:31:45 AM

Elzar: Try not to eat any more sticks on your way through the parking lot!
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37, including your stick
 
2013-02-28 11:37:07 AM
Well, now her mouth won't sweat.
 
2013-02-28 11:43:37 AM
A blonde woman storms up to the pharmacy counter and asks, "Where is the rectal deodorant?"

"Excuse me, miss?"

"The rectal deodorant, nobody here seems to know where the hell it is!"

"I bought it here last week, I know you sell it! Where is it?"

"Miss, I can assure you that we don't have it."

"I'll prove it to you!" she says as she stomps out.

30 minutes later, she returns proudly holding up a stick of Secret.

"See?!  Look right here - it says: to apply, push up bottom and twist!"
 
2013-02-28 11:58:37 AM

kumanoki: Pica, pica. Pica chew!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)


She probably has that to some Degree.
 
2013-02-28 12:13:46 PM
So, I understand strange addictions like this after they've started. I just can't figure out how in the world it occurs the first time? What makes someone say, "Yes, I will eat this usually inedible item with a list of ingredients that are usually very difficult to pronounce much less know what it really means."
 
2013-02-28 12:14:47 PM

duenor: I am pretty tired of fark greenlighting BS, sensational yellow journalism as entertainment.

It really isn't. It's an exploitation of our ever deepening stupidity, gullibility, and ignorance. These brit papers are pumping garbage out of their rear ends as fast as they can make it up and Americans are gulping it down hook, line, and sinker.

/will never click a Sun or Daily Mail link again.


Why are so many Sun and Daily Fail articles about people in the US?
 
2013-02-28 12:43:18 PM
Was it pH balanced for her?
 
2013-02-28 12:46:50 PM
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BY MEN-NEN!
 
2013-02-28 01:00:27 PM
Judging from the photos, she'shiatting a few Krispy Kreme's along the way.
 
2013-02-28 01:01:28 PM
* she'shiatting...sorry
 
2013-02-28 01:02:03 PM
darn auto correct...
 
2013-02-28 01:39:07 PM

Blazer83: darn auto correct...


What? You've been here long enough to know you can't say...


shiat: (Vulgar) Expel feces from the body.
 
2013-02-28 02:21:39 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here.
 
2013-02-28 02:53:15 PM
I was trying to say She'shiatting...but I guess you could say she is shiatting out a few doughnuts, too.
 
2013-02-28 02:53:50 PM
Aaaaargh
 
2013-02-28 02:54:26 PM
She is hitting?
 
2013-02-28 02:55:01 PM
Victory is mine!
 
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