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(Daily Mail)   Lead On: Photographer's pictures of girlfriend leading him by the hand around the world, yeah you'd follow her too   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 134
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2013-02-28 09:44:54 AM
Ooooooh, someone learned how to apply a filter in Photoshop!
 
2013-02-28 09:58:09 AM

Ennuipoet: Ooooooh, someone learned how to apply a filter in Photoshop!


There's a "nice ass" filter in Photoshop now?
 
2013-02-28 09:58:45 AM
Not a fan of the processing on these photos at all. Ugh.

Also, why does nail polish gross me out so much? Some kind of childhood trauma perhaps. I instantly associate nail polish with really gross old leathery hands in my mind.
 
2013-02-28 09:59:48 AM
Dat a$$.
 
2013-02-28 10:01:13 AM
If he re-titled this as "My GF has an exquisite turd-chopper" he'd STILL have my respect (& envy).
 
2013-02-28 10:01:34 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Um, holding hands at the bowling alley is reasons for a beat down.  One hand for the bowling ball and one for my beer.
 
2013-02-28 10:03:06 AM
@@
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2013-02-28 10:03:24 AM
God, back in the day I let way too many girls like that lead me around by the hand
 
2013-02-28 10:03:40 AM
She's wearing a thong in Venice.
 
2013-02-28 10:03:48 AM
Cool concept. I wonder how much it cost for all the travel.

It doesn't seem like it would pay for itself as art.
 
2013-02-28 10:05:19 AM
Damn those socolist europeeans for having the resources to go to lots of cool vacation spots.
 
2013-02-28 10:07:12 AM
They all look fake. Pictures like that are why I don't call myself a hobby photgrapher, because I just snap pictures and don't alter them and that is apparently utterly unnormal now.
 
2013-02-28 10:07:52 AM

blatz514: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x781]

Um, holding hands at the bowling alley is reasons for a beat down.  One hand for the bowling ball and one for my beer.


"It's a league game, Smokey."
 
2013-02-28 10:08:33 AM
He's really getting some incredible depth of field in those shots, unless it is some shoop trick I'm not familiar with.
 
2013-02-28 10:09:18 AM

lucksi: They all look fake. Pictures like that are why I don't call myself a hobby photgrapher, because I just snap pictures and don't alter them and that is apparently utterly unnormal now.


Yeah, they all look like he pasted shots of his gf onto stock photos.
 
2013-02-28 10:11:36 AM
Beautiful pictures. Some people have to criticize. Right?
 
2013-02-28 10:15:50 AM
[photoshop] these images from reverse-angle to see her face.

/making some huge assumptions about the entity in the from
//heh I said "huge ass"
///and tity
 
2013-02-28 10:15:54 AM

Okieboy: God, back in the day I let way too many girls like that lead me around by the hand


Me too.

Made for some outstanding memories :)
 
2013-02-28 10:17:26 AM

charley572: Beautiful pictures. Some people have to criticize. Right?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 10:17:53 AM
It's Daily Mail, they're probably shopped.   Especially that berlin one.
 
2013-02-28 10:19:38 AM
Nice concept.
Horrible HDR.

/jealous of the travel and the model.
//damn that dude is hairy
 
2013-02-28 10:20:13 AM
I'll be glad when HDR goes the way of selective color.
 
2013-02-28 10:20:32 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Cool concept. I wonder how much it cost for all the travel.

It doesn't seem like it would pay for itself as art.


Lol. You must be a blast a parties. How about the experience of traveling the world with a gorgeous woman?

/Or, you could put the money in an IRA and get a few percentage points so you can travel like this when you're 70.
//the pics will be a lot less flattering
 
kab
2013-02-28 10:20:42 AM
Oh my god, someone posted pictures.

Quick, lets criticize them.
 
2013-02-28 10:23:48 AM
The photographer looks like a lesbian.
 
2013-02-28 10:25:45 AM
She is hot, pics were lame, bowling alley was just dumb but the wife was hot, bares repeating.
 
2013-02-28 10:26:52 AM
Good lord her hair is phenomenal.

And everything else, too. Sure. But her HAIR is goddamned GORGEOUS.
 
2013-02-28 10:28:51 AM

jennyz: I'll be glad when HDR goes the way of selective color.


Damn straight.

I bracket and shoot RAW most of the time. I process to HDR in order to work out exposure (sort of a modern Zone system) when called for, not to over saturate and screw with contrast like these pictures do.
 
2013-02-28 10:28:56 AM

kab: Oh my god, someone posted pictures.

Quick, lets criticize them.


Okay. The filter he used is terrible...made them look fake. The composition got old. The whole thing got stale by the fourth picture.

He should have just taken one picture of her ass and brag that he travels the world with it and gets to hit it. That would be more artistic. That was his real point, no need to try to cover it up with bad art and sh*tty shoooooooping.

$.02
 
2013-02-28 10:34:48 AM
FTA: You're love keeps lifting me higher

I could do a better job of writing these fluff pieces in my sleep. fark you, Daily Fail, and your incompetent wage-slave moron hack-cum-journalists.
 
2013-02-28 10:37:26 AM

charley572: Beautiful pictures. Some people have to criticize. Right?


imageshack.us
 
2013-02-28 10:38:50 AM
Need shoop of here walking him off a cliff, into the middle of traffic, into a volcano,etc.
 
2013-02-28 10:42:48 AM
i4.ytimg.com
i2.ytimg.com
www.gamersglobal.de
 
2013-02-28 10:46:29 AM
Meh, she has sharp knuckles.
 
2013-02-28 10:50:40 AM
God, I hate HDR.  If it doesn't make a photo look like CGI, it makes everything look like it's been cut-and-pasted.  It made this guy's stuff look like Baby's First Ctrl-V.  Nice idea, but he ruined it.
 
2013-02-28 10:54:52 AM
s23.postimage.org
 
2013-02-28 10:54:53 AM
Horrible pictures. Wow, that was just terrible.
 
2013-02-28 10:55:10 AM

jennyz: I'll be glad when

bad HDR goes the way of selective color.

FTFY. HDR is okay when used properly (i.e. you can't tell that the HDR has been used).
 
2013-02-28 10:56:02 AM
s23.postimage.org


a quick png if you want it
 
2013-02-28 10:56:09 AM

steveGswine: Ennuipoet: Ooooooh, someone learned how to apply a filter in Photoshop!

There's a "nice ass" filter in Photoshop now?


Warp tool.
 
2013-02-28 10:58:08 AM
H.O.L.Y. H.E.L.L.

that is one nice ass
 
2013-02-28 11:00:14 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: AverageAmericanGuy: Cool concept. I wonder how much it cost for all the travel.

It doesn't seem like it would pay for itself as art.

Lol. You must be a blast a parties. How about the experience of traveling the world with a gorgeous woman?

/Or, you could put the money in an IRA and get a few percentage points so you can travel like this when you're 70.
//the pics will be a lot less flattering


If it's his hobby, that's fine. But if he's presenting it as art, I'm curious what he thinks it's worth.

The costs involved must be pretty steep.

Then again, he's giving away the pictures on the web, so maybe he's just a hobbiest.
 
2013-02-28 11:00:28 AM
freeversephotography.com
 
2013-02-28 11:01:33 AM

kvinesknows: H.O.L.Y. H.E.L.L.

that is one nice ass


You'd follow her too
 
2013-02-28 11:07:48 AM
Nice butt, should cater to the interest of the viewer more.  Like this one.   (PNSFW)
 
2013-02-28 11:08:13 AM
s9.postimage.org
 
2013-02-28 11:09:15 AM
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 11:13:05 AM
s8.postimage.org


should've just done it that way in the boobies
 
2013-02-28 11:13:26 AM
By the hand, huh?
 
2013-02-28 11:17:58 AM
I don't think it's been said yet, but: NICE ASS, CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP.

Seriously--I'd split that like firewood.
 
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