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(Politico)   GOP: Now is the winter of our discontent, Now are our senators bound with victorious wreaths; Our Teabags hung up for monuments; Our stern fearmongering changed to merry hatred, Our dreadful marches to delightful Sequester   (politico.com) divider line 31
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2013-02-28 11:05:43 AM  
7 votes:
GOP: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Fox News: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
GOP: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Fox News: It is backed like a weasel.
GOP: Or like a whale.
Fox News: Very like a whale.
2013-02-28 11:01:22 AM  
7 votes:
PREDICTION: If the sequester happens, the GOP will be successful in preventing Obama from winning the next election.

/Check and Mate, libs.
2013-02-28 11:00:40 AM  
5 votes:
A pox on both your houses (so vote Republican)!
2013-02-28 10:43:31 AM  
5 votes:
All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.

wwwimage.cbsnews.com

And even if they did, Arabs are terrorists, so I wouldn't want their perfume.
2013-02-28 10:21:05 AM  
5 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.


Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Cantor?
2013-02-28 12:26:02 PM  
3 votes:
anyone else find it interesting that we can make an entire thread of Shakespearing the GOP? And have it work?

I feel proud ^_^

/subbs
2013-02-28 11:28:38 AM  
3 votes:
www.thedawgpound.com
2013-02-28 10:54:45 AM  
3 votes:
Zounds, sir, you're robbed! For shame, put on your gown.Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul.Even now, now, very now, an old black ramIs tupping your white ... USA.
2013-02-28 09:56:33 AM  
3 votes:
Shoot I forgot to put in a fart joke
2013-02-28 11:59:08 AM  
2 votes:

netcentric: Ha ha ha.....     Obama asked for sequestor.    He had Joe Biden walk the docunents up to the Hill.
giggle.   Now he's doing the ERHMAGERD!

Classic Quote of Today:    from Bill Freeza of Forbes"Well, Jay Carney, explain this to me: The most imperial president in American history, a man who boasts that he will rule by Executive Action if Congress refuses to pass legislation he favors, can't figure out how to direct spending cuts in a way that does the least harm to the American people?...I can't wait."


The first time I saw you doing this, I thought you were having a stroke.

Now I realize that you're being haunted by the ghost of winterwhile, who is having a stroke.

/Stroke!
2013-02-28 10:58:15 AM  
2 votes:
The private market will take up the slack for every single cut. Unless Rand was wrong.
2013-02-28 10:57:27 AM  
2 votes:
Now is the winter of our discount tent.
i6.photobucket.com
2013-02-28 10:25:42 AM  
2 votes:

somedude210: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Cantor?


Wrong Plantagenet.
2013-02-28 09:26:21 AM  
2 votes:
Sometimes I think Gov. Romney would have made an excellent Richard III, Submitter.

Sometimes.
2013-02-28 03:04:19 PM  
1 votes:
And all the logic that lourdes upon our house in the deep buttcheeks of our arses buried.
2013-02-28 02:36:16 PM  
1 votes:
Ehrmegerd/terxes.jpg

/no fertersherp skilz
2013-02-28 01:51:53 PM  
1 votes:
Also

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2013-02-28 01:47:16 PM  
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Looks like they're going to get what they want...


Well, 98% anyway.
2013-02-28 01:06:43 PM  
1 votes:
At times, it seems as if "we have a $16 trillion debt" is the sum total of the party's argumentation.

Hey now, that's not fair.  They also have rape and guns, and being raped for your guns, and being raped because you didn't carry a gun, and all the other lovely combinations of rape and guns that they can come up with.

letterstoadyingdream.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-28 01:03:55 PM  
1 votes:

somedude210: anyone else find it interesting that we can make an entire thread of Shakespearing the GOP? And have it work?


The whole thing does read like one of the History plays.

/Exeunt pursued by a bear.
2013-02-28 12:03:46 PM  
1 votes:

cc_rider: "A fart! A fart! My kingdom for a fart!"


Lemme fix that for ya..."A dressage horse! A dressage horse! My kingdom for a dressage horse!
2013-02-28 12:02:15 PM  
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: HotIgneous Intruder: Every member of congress should shoot, stab, and/or poison every other member of congress.

But then we'd still have 1 member left!


As long as it's the one I voted for, I'm happy.
2013-02-28 11:54:01 AM  
1 votes:

netcentric: (quoting from Forbes): The most imperial president in American history,


Every time I hear that Obama is an "imperial" president, I think what they really mean is

i45.photobucket.com
2013-02-28 11:30:30 AM  
1 votes:
Forgot to mention that was for Jackson Herring. ;)
2013-02-28 11:28:30 AM  
1 votes:
"A fart! A fart! My kingdom for a fart!"

i28.photobucket.com
2013-02-28 10:55:53 AM  
1 votes:

mahuika: Zounds, sir, you're robbed!
For shame, put on your gown.
Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul.
Even now, now, very now, an old black ram
Is tupping your white ... USA.


FTFM

/Iago's kind of like the Rush Limbaugh of Venice when you think about it
2013-02-28 10:53:47 AM  
1 votes:
I still won't drop my guard about the gop until Steve King is strangled with the entrails of Sarah Palin.
2013-02-28 10:14:35 AM  
1 votes:
I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.
2013-02-28 10:00:03 AM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Shoot I forgot to put in a fart joke


Just post a picture of Dick Morris; it's pretty self-explanatory.
2013-02-28 09:55:56 AM  
1 votes:
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more
2013-02-28 09:44:15 AM  
1 votes:
Fearmongering???  Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.  At least, he was until last night when he saw that it might actually come to pass.  Now he's all "you probably won't even notice it".

Scarepocaplyse is upon us.  Thanks Obama.
 
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