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Rich Lowry is a cocksucker.

Discuss.

cc_rider: "A fart! A fart! My kingdom for a fart!"

Lemme fix that for ya..."A dressage horse! A dressage horse! My kingdom for a dressage horse!

Citrate1007: FTFA It used to be that the Republicans were nasty people because they exploited "wedge issues,

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Evolution
Immigration
Fake Fiscal Cliff
Socialism
Etc.

Used to be my ass.

Yes but they're popular, and that makes Democrats uncomfortable! It couldn't be due to these issues being couched in white, male privilege, racism, xenophobia, misogyny or idiocy!

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

netcentric: Ha ha ha.....     Obama asked for sequestor.    He had Joe Biden walk the docunents up to the Hill.
giggle.   Now he's doing the ERHMAGERD!

Classic Quote of Today:    from Bill Freeza of Forbes"Well, Jay Carney, explain this to me: The most imperial president in American history, a man who boasts that he will rule by Executive Action if Congress refuses to pass legislation he favors, can't figure out how to direct spending cuts in a way that does the least harm to the American people?...I can't wait."

At this point, because of the way the GOP has acted for the last 4 years, and in particular the last 4 months, I'm prepared to accept "Because Fark You, Bill Freeza" as the WH response.  Eventually, and I'll be honest, it took some time, but eventually you exhaust all your good will and everyone just hates you and doesn't rightly give two farks what you think, what you have to say, or how 'clever' you're being.

So... basically...

Too late, assholes.  You lost the messaging on this one and if you can't figure out how to get back on that gravy train you're going to find yourselves in a world of hurt in 2014.  I know personal responsibility is something y'all struggle with, but you've got nobody to blame but yourselves.

To quote Obi-wan Kenobi:
"I have the high ground!  Don't try it!"

verbaltoxin: Citrate1007: FTFA It used to be that the Republicans were nasty people because they exploited "wedge issues,

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Evolution
Immigration
Fake Fiscal Cliff
Socialism
Etc.

Used to be my ass.

Yes but they're popular, and that makes Democrats uncomfortable! It couldn't be due to these issues being couched in white, male privilege, racism, xenophobia, misogyny or idiocy!

WTF has that got to do with his ass!?!

verbaltoxin: Rich Lowry is a cocksucker.

Discuss.

I hear he doesn't cover his teeth.

Hobodeluxe: and not a peep was heard from the GOP when they let your 2% payroll tax cut expire.

What about the well-orchestrated social media campaign of "Obama said our taxes wouldn't go up! Our taxes went up! WAAH!"

(well-orchestrated, or lots of stupid people. or both. okay, poorly orchestrated, and lots of stupid people).

FTFA: It used to be that the Republicans were nasty people because they exploited "wedge issues," which was the pejorative way to describe issues that were popular with the public but made Democrats uncomfortable.

This is what Republicans really believe.

BillCo: Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.

So in your universe, two days ago a group of Republican governors didn't say the sequester was going to screw their states over.

anyone else find it interesting that we can make an entire thread of Shakespearing the GOP? And have it work?

I feel proud ^_^

/subbs

BillCo: Fearmongering???  Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.  At least, he was until last night when he saw that it might actually come to pass.  Now he's all "you probably won't even notice it".

Scarepocaplyse is upon us.  Thanks Obama.

just because you are irrationally afraid of the President doesn't mean he is a fear monger. When the President's possible overreaction to complicated economic issues leads us into a pair of open ended wars, then you can make your case.

TV's Vinnie: I still won't drop my guard about the gop until Steve King is strangled with the entrails of Sarah Palin.

Ooooo, Kinky!

I love that the right still thinks they are at the same place they were when Reagan was president, despite the total lack of a real liberal party, as well as the Democrats repeated co-opting of Republican platform ideals.

The only thing the GOP has left is being pro-gun, anti-abortion, anti-gay, and using tax cuts for the rich to pay for everything.

mahuika: GOP: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Fox News: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
GOP: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Fox News: It is backed like a weasel.
GOP: Or like a whale.
Fox News: Very like a whale.

the difference being that Hamlet was trying to point out what a sycophantic nitwit Polonius was, the GOP is counting on Fox's sycophantic nitwittedness.

somedude210: anyone else find it interesting that we can make an entire thread of Shakespearing the GOP? And have it work?

I feel proud ^_^

/subbs

First, kill all the lawyers.

Yep, it works.

netcentric: Ha ha ha.....     Obama asked for sequestor.    He had Joe Biden walk the docunents up to the Hill.
giggle.   Now he's doing the ERHMAGERD!

Classic Quote of Today:    from Bill Freeza of Forbes"Well, Jay Carney, explain this to me: The most imperial president in American history, a man who boasts that he will rule by Executive Action if Congress refuses to pass legislation he favors, can't figure out how to direct spending cuts in a way that does the least harm to the American people?...I can't wait."

TOOOO

MUUUUCCHHHH

WHIIIIITE SPAAAAAAACE

and also repetition cuz I saw yer exact saem poast in nuther thred

verbaltoxin: Citrate1007: FTFA It used to be that the Republicans were nasty people because they exploited "wedge issues,

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Evolution
Immigration
Fake Fiscal Cliff
Socialism
Etc.

Used to be my ass.

Yes but they're popular, and that makes Democrats uncomfortable! It couldn't be due to these issues being couched in white, male privilege, racism, xenophobia, misogyny or idiocy!

Barring the gerrymandered house seats, I think it is quite apparent that they are on the wrong side of nearly every one of these wedge issues.  Don't forget that Bachmann almost lost her seat despite outspending her opponent nearly 10:1 in a district engineered to be red.

neversubmit: verbaltoxin: Citrate1007: FTFA It used to be that the Republicans were nasty people because they exploited "wedge issues,

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Evolution
Immigration
Fake Fiscal Cliff
Socialism
Etc.

Used to be my ass.

Yes but they're popular, and that makes Democrats uncomfortable! It couldn't be due to these issues being couched in white, male privilege, racism, xenophobia, misogyny or idiocy!

WTF has that got to do with his ass!?!

Lol.......good place for a comma :D

Therion: Hobodeluxe: and not a peep was heard from the GOP when they let your 2% payroll tax cut expire.

What about the well-orchestrated social media campaign of "Obama said our taxes wouldn't go up! Our taxes went up! WAAH!"

(well-orchestrated, or lots of stupid people. or both. okay, poorly orchestrated, and lots of stupid people).

I didn't think I would notice the extra $100 missing each month. I noticed the extra$100 missing each month.

Of course, it's helped me re-evaluate where my money goes but to the detriment to the local economy, as I am not going out as much each month spending a little here and a little there.

tom baker's scarf: mahuika: GOP: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Fox News: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
GOP: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Fox News: It is backed like a weasel.
GOP: Or like a whale.
Fox News: Very like a whale.

the difference being that Hamlet was trying to point out what a sycophantic nitwit Polonius was, the GOP is counting on Fox's sycophantic nitwittedness.

Yeah, I'm aware of that. I just thought he Polonius/Fox comparison would be amusing

somedude210: anyone else find it interesting that we can make an entire thread of Shakespearing the GOP? And have it work?

The whole thing does read like one of the History plays.

/Exeunt pursued by a bear.

At times, it seems as if "we have a $16 trillion debt" is the sum total of the party's argumentation. Hey now, that's not fair. They also have rape and guns, and being raped for your guns, and being raped because you didn't carry a gun, and all the other lovely combinations of rape and guns that they can come up with. clane: Generation_D: Every single one of you that elects Republicans can pat yourselves on the back. clane: Is their anything that can't be blamed on Republicans? What a great leader you Democrats elected!! \it's not a cut, its a reduction in the increase they were going to receive and it was Obama's idea. BUT HELP THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END!!! Listen, Piyush told you to stop being the party of stupid. So stop it. mahuika: GOP: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel? Fox News: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed. GOP: Methinks it is like a weasel. Fox News: It is backed like a weasel. GOP: Or like a whale. Fox News: Very like a whale. I think you have the roles reversed. PS, you just caved on VAWA, Hagel and you are about to cave or lose even more on the sequester. Enjoy your wilderness, may it be a long and bitter walk, you soulless basterds. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of guys. But we'll have enough money to follow up on the Benghazi scandal right?? Right? So, here's what the morons are going to do to our research capabilities: former NIH director Elias Zerhouni said: "I think the suddenness of it and the depth of it would be a disaster for research, which is not an activity that you can turn on and off from year to year. It's an activity that takes time. The most impacted are the young, new investigator scientists, who are coming into science, and will now abandon the field of science. There will be a generational gap created. An average grant is five years long, because science is like that. So think: That means that every one year, only 20 percent of the grants come to their end. So any one year, NIH only has 20 percent of its money available for new grants. At NIH, about half of the grants get terminated at five years, but the rest get to be continued, as you don't want to throw away good research. So the half of it that's left has to go to very promising areas of science, and you have 10 percent left. If you take 8 percent of that 10 percent, it's going to come from new science, new people, young investigators; we are going to maim our innovation capabilities if you do these abrupt deep cuts at NIH. It will impact science for generations to come." hubiestubert: Looks like they're going to get what they want... Well, 98% anyway. Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: clane: Generation_D: Every single one of you that elects Republicans can pat yourselves on the back. clane: Is their anything that can't be blamed on Republicans? What a great leader you Democrats elected!! \it's not a cut, its a reduction in the increase they were going to receive and it was Obama's idea. BUT HELP THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END!!! Listen, Piyush told you to stop being the party of stupid. So stop it. check out his profile page, it's not going to happen. He wears his Derp flag. HortusMatris: At times, it seems as if "we have a$16 trillion debt" is the sum total of the party's argumentation.

Hey now, that's not fair.  They also have rape and guns, and being raped for your guns, and being raped because you didn't carry a gun, and all the other lovely combinations of rape and guns that they can come up with.

It's perfectly ok as long as you do it illegitimately.

Muta: BillCo: Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.

So in your universe, two days ago a group of Republican governors RINOs under Obamic Mind Control said the sequester was going to screw their states over.

And furthermore!

Also

BillCo: Fearmongering???  Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.

No he hasn't. He says the will be a reduction in services and he is spelling them out. I thought you guys wanted less government services so why are you complaining that they are going to go away.

Corvus: BillCo: Fearmongering???  Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.

I thought you guys wanted less government services so why are you complaining that they are going to go away.

I still haven't figured out why the GOP isn't celebrating this as a victory for their fiscal philosophy.

GoldSpider: Corvus: BillCo: Fearmongering???  Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.

I thought you guys wanted less government services so why are you complaining that they are going to go away.

I still haven't figured out why the GOP isn't celebrating this as a victory for their fiscal philosophy.

because their districts suffer and not just the democrat districts, therefore bad

GoldSpider: Corvus: BillCo: Fearmongering???  Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.

I thought you guys wanted less government services so why are you complaining that they are going to go away.

I still haven't figured out why the GOP isn't celebrating this as a victory for their fiscal philosophy.

Because at least one white person will be adversely affected.

GoldSpider: Corvus: BillCo: Fearmongering???  Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.

I thought you guys wanted less government services so why are you complaining that they are going to go away.

I still haven't figured out why the GOP isn't celebrating this as a victory for their fiscal philosophy.

I don't get it either

GOP "WE WANT GOVERNMENT DOING LESS AND OUT OF OUR LIVES"

Obama "Ok these cuts will remove these services"

GOP "OBAMA IS FEAR MONGERING BECAUSE CUTS IN GOVERNMENT SERVICES MEANS THE END OF THE WORLD".

Corvus: I don't get it either

GOP "WE WANT GOVERNMENT DOING LESS AND OUT OF OUR LIVES"

Obama "Ok these cuts will remove these services"

GOP "OBAMA IS FEAR MONGERING BECAUSE CUTS IN GOVERNMENT SERVICES MEANS THE END OF THE WORLD".

It's almost as if they KNOW their economic theories are bullshiat and harmful in a weak job market and fragile economic recovery...

It doesn't have as much resonance as in the years after Sept. 11, and the country is war weary. Barack Obama is a weak foreign policy president, although not in ways likely to cost him politically.

The House Republicans mainly have blocking power. Woe to the republic if they didn't.

The McCain ad dubbing Barack Obama the biggest celebrity in the world back in 2008 was deadly accurate

Little did they know eight short years later, they would run a successful reelection campaign partly on limitless abortion and free contraception.

There are some points in the article that almost appear insightful to the Republican dilemma, but then these shiat-raisins are littered throughout making it hard to read without gritting your teeth.

Ehrmegerd/terxes.jpg

/no fertersherp skilz

xanadian: Somacandra: Sometimes I think Gov. Romney would have made an excellent Richard III, Submitter.

Sometimes.

I'm thinking King Arthur, actually.  And Boehner could be Sir Robin.  Oh, so brave Sir Robin.

Yeah, but I'm not eating his minstrels, no matter how bad things get.

/he's working on having his liver removed

And all the logic that lourdes upon our house in the deep buttcheeks of our arses buried.

Raharu: Also

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No one should be surprised what they're willing to do for the 2%

mahuika: tom baker's scarf: mahuika: GOP: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Fox News: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
GOP: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Fox News: It is backed like a weasel.
GOP: Or like a whale.
Fox News: Very like a whale.

the difference being that Hamlet was trying to point out what a sycophantic nitwit Polonius was, the GOP is counting on Fox's sycophantic nitwittedness.

Yeah, I'm aware of that. I just thought he Polonius/Fox comparison would be amusing

I figured you knew. The comparrison was done for the same of the Fox "news" watchers.

In hind sight I probably should have started with- Hamlet is a play not a some new, low-cal Jimmy Dean product.

GOPpers, do not reprehend; if you weren't assholes, we could spend.

So Obama is a celebrity and Bobby Jindal and Marco Rubio are creating the path to the GOP's future?  I guess when you compare Jindal's Mr. Rogers impression and Rubio's horrible awkwardness during their respective state of the union rebuttals, Obama's cool confidence might indeed make him look like a celebrity.

And the article talks about how the GOP only have one thing to say and it doesn't resonate; spending cuts and tax breaks.  But Jindal and Rubio have the future!  Which is...spending cuts and tax breaks, with different names!

Oh boy.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to kick Mitch McConnel in the nuts?

burning_bridge: So Obama is a celebrity and Bobby Jindal and Marco Rubio are creating the path to the GOP's future?  I guess when you compare Jindal's Mr. Rogers impression and Rubio's horrible awkwardness during their respective state of the union rebuttals, Obama's cool confidence might indeed make him look like a celebrity.

And the article talks about how the GOP only have one thing to say and it doesn't resonate; spending cuts and tax breaks.  But Jindal and Rubio have the future!  Which is...spending cuts and tax breaks, with different names!

Oh boy.

It's hard to see Jindal and Rubio being the future of a party that has used decades of bigotry to unify scared white rural types with the rich white types that want to screw over the rural types.  With all the hatred against Obama due to his skin color, the Republicans have proven they will be a white party for the few remaining months the party has left before it implodes.

And note this isn't even taking into effect how both men have already been thrown aside by the base as 2016's earliest flavors of the month.

Hack Patooey: [www.thedawgpound.com image 550x669]

I love this picture.

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