Jackson Herring: Shoot I forgot to put in a fart joke
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.
BillCo: Fearmongering??? Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end bec
somedude210: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Cantor?
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: somedude210: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Cantor?Wrong Plantagenet.
mahuika: Zounds, sir, you're robbed!For shame, put on your gown.Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul.Even now, now, very now, an old black ramIs tupping your white ... USA.
TV's Vinnie: I still won't drop my guard about the gop until Steve King is strangled with the entrails of Sarah Palin.
Generation_D: Every single one of you that elects Republicans can pat yourselves on the back.
DamnYankees: TV's Vinnie: I still won't drop my guard about the gop until Steve King is strangled with the entrails of Sarah Palin.Good luck - Tom Latham decided not to run in the GOP Senate Primary, so Steve King is basically guaranteed to be their Senate candidate in 2014. Prepare for Senator King!
Hobodeluxe: all you people about to lose your job just remember, Obama offered up 4 trillion in spending cuts and Boehner walked away and left it on the table to protect the top 1%'s tax cuts.
mahuika: GOP: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?Fox News: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.GOP: Methinks it is like a weasel.Fox News: It is backed like a weasel.GOP: Or like a whale.Fox News: Very like a whale.
HotIgneous Intruder: Every member of congress should shoot, stab, and/or poison every other member of congress.
netcentric: (quoting from Forbes): The most imperial president in American history,
joonyer: TFA starts out well, but then fades into mumbling and grumbling about celebs and the liberal elite. It's essentially the same thing much of the right has done for years, and that's paint all non-GOP folks as immature children who lack substance, moral or otherwise.Keep going with that, it's worked pretty well so far.
Somacandra: Sometimes I think Gov. Romney would have made an excellent Richard III, Submitter.Sometimes.
netcentric: Ha ha ha..... Obama asked for sequestor. He had Joe Biden walk the docunents up to the Hill.giggle. Now he's doing the ERHMAGERD!Classic Quote of Today: from Bill Freeza of Forbes"Well, Jay Carney, explain this to me: The most imperial president in American history, a man who boasts that he will rule by Executive Action if Congress refuses to pass legislation he favors, can't figure out how to direct spending cuts in a way that does the least harm to the American people?...I can't wait."
Lost Thought 00: HotIgneous Intruder: Every member of congress should shoot, stab, and/or poison every other member of congress.But then we'd still have 1 member left!
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