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(Politico)   GOP: Now is the winter of our discontent, Now are our senators bound with victorious wreaths; Our Teabags hung up for monuments; Our stern fearmongering changed to merry hatred, Our dreadful marches to delightful Sequester   (politico.com) divider line 103
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2013-02-28 09:26:21 AM  
Sometimes I think Gov. Romney would have made an excellent Richard III, Submitter.

Sometimes.
 
2013-02-28 09:27:11 AM  
Looks like they're going to get what they want...
 
2013-02-28 09:31:32 AM  
Every single one of you that elects Republicans can pat yourselves on the back.
 
2013-02-28 09:44:15 AM  
Fearmongering???  Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end because of the sequester.  At least, he was until last night when he saw that it might actually come to pass.  Now he's all "you probably won't even notice it".

Scarepocaplyse is upon us.  Thanks Obama.
 
2013-02-28 09:55:56 AM  
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more
 
2013-02-28 09:56:33 AM  
Shoot I forgot to put in a fart joke
 
2013-02-28 10:00:03 AM  

Jackson Herring: Shoot I forgot to put in a fart joke


Just post a picture of Dick Morris; it's pretty self-explanatory.
 
2013-02-28 10:14:35 AM  
I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.
 
2013-02-28 10:21:05 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.


Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Cantor?
 
2013-02-28 10:21:56 AM  

BillCo: Fearmongering??? Obama is the one who is saying the world will come to an end bec

...

Dude.  Just...  well...  just let it go, man.  Let it go.  You have no play here.
 
2013-02-28 10:25:42 AM  

somedude210: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Cantor?


Wrong Plantagenet.
 
2013-02-28 10:30:12 AM  
This is by the dude who said Sarah Palin gave him starbursts, right?
 
2013-02-28 10:35:16 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: somedude210: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I only hope this ends with someone drowned in a barrel of Malmsey Wine.

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Cantor?

Wrong Plantagenet.


Shut up, I knows my Shakespeare!

/no I don't. It just seemed appropriate
 
2013-02-28 10:43:31 AM  
All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.

wwwimage.cbsnews.com

And even if they did, Arabs are terrorists, so I wouldn't want their perfume.
 
2013-02-28 10:50:35 AM  
Split, you evil motherfarkers. Split.
 
2013-02-28 10:53:47 AM  
I still won't drop my guard about the gop until Steve King is strangled with the entrails of Sarah Palin.
 
2013-02-28 10:54:45 AM  
Zounds, sir, you're robbed! For shame, put on your gown.Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul.Even now, now, very now, an old black ramIs tupping your white ... USA.
 
2013-02-28 10:55:53 AM  

mahuika: Zounds, sir, you're robbed!
For shame, put on your gown.
Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul.
Even now, now, very now, an old black ram
Is tupping your white ... USA.


FTFM

/Iago's kind of like the Rush Limbaugh of Venice when you think about it
 
2013-02-28 10:56:22 AM  

TV's Vinnie: I still won't drop my guard about the gop until Steve King is strangled with the entrails of Sarah Palin.


Good luck - Tom Latham decided not to run in the GOP Senate Primary, so Steve King is basically guaranteed to be their Senate candidate in 2014. Prepare for Senator King!
 
2013-02-28 10:57:03 AM  
We need a new government.
 
2013-02-28 10:57:27 AM  
Now is the winter of our discount tent.
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 10:58:15 AM  
The private market will take up the slack for every single cut. Unless Rand was wrong.
 
2013-02-28 11:00:40 AM  
A pox on both your houses (so vote Republican)!
 
2013-02-28 11:01:22 AM  
PREDICTION: If the sequester happens, the GOP will be successful in preventing Obama from winning the next election.

/Check and Mate, libs.
 
2013-02-28 11:02:15 AM  

Generation_D: Every single one of you that elects Republicans can pat yourselves on the back.


clane: Is their anything that can't be blamed on Republicans?  What a great leader you Democrats elected!!

\it's not a cut, its a reduction in the increase they were going to receive and it was Obama's idea.  BUT HELP THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END!!!
 
2013-02-28 11:03:01 AM  
 
2013-02-28 11:05:43 AM  
GOP: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Fox News: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
GOP: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Fox News: It is backed like a weasel.
GOP: Or like a whale.
Fox News: Very like a whale.
 
2013-02-28 11:06:17 AM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-28 11:08:16 AM  
the Republican Party and I are similar. We are both going through a turbulent transition in our lives, where we aren't sure who we are anymore. The ideals we once held were great- solid. We were steadfast in our belief that we had the best in mind of ourselves, our family, the future. But now, damn...I don't know. I had an event in my life- losing a crucial person in my life, being forced to demote to a 4K-per-year less position within my company, loss of confidence- and these things have taken their toll. I mean, in my desire to get back on track, I feel like I've traded some of those values I once held to get ahead, 'making friends' with people for the connections; people I would never ever want in my life normally. But here I am, and now I don't know where to go or who to be. Maybe the Republican Party and I need to go to counseling.
 
2013-02-28 11:24:31 AM  
all you people about to lose your job just remember, Obama offered up 4 trillion in spending cuts and Boehner walked away and left it on the table to protect the top 1%'s tax cuts.
 
2013-02-28 11:27:00 AM  
and not a peep was heard from the GOP when they let your 2% payroll tax cut expire.
 
2013-02-28 11:28:30 AM  
"A fart! A fart! My kingdom for a fart!"

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 11:28:38 AM  
www.thedawgpound.com
 
2013-02-28 11:30:30 AM  
Forgot to mention that was for Jackson Herring. ;)
 
2013-02-28 11:30:50 AM  

DamnYankees: TV's Vinnie: I still won't drop my guard about the gop until Steve King is strangled with the entrails of Sarah Palin.

Good luck - Tom Latham decided not to run in the GOP Senate Primary, so Steve King is basically guaranteed to be their Senate candidate in 2014. Prepare for Senator King!


Possible as a candidate, but not likely as winning Harkin's seat (the Eastern half of IA isn't as Derpy and they hate King's farking guts). King is a walking gaffe factory, and he's given tons of material to be used against him.
 
2013-02-28 11:31:34 AM  

Hobodeluxe: all you people about to lose your job just remember, Obama offered up 4 trillion in spending cuts and Boehner walked away and left it on the table to protect the top 1%'s tax cuts.




lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-28 11:32:12 AM  

Jackson Herring: Shoot I forgot to put in a fart joke


It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying frijoles.
 
2013-02-28 11:36:28 AM  

mahuika: GOP: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
Fox News: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
GOP: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Fox News: It is backed like a weasel.
GOP: Or like a whale.
Fox News: Very like a whale.


clapclapclap
 
2013-02-28 11:38:00 AM  
A fart by any other name would smell as sweet
 
2013-02-28 11:38:19 AM  
This is what you happens when Reaganism has failed the American people for 30 years and your only message is MOAR REAGAN!!!
 
2013-02-28 11:39:38 AM  
FTFA It used to be that the Republicans were nasty people because they exploited "wedge issues,

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Evolution
Immigration
Fake Fiscal Cliff
Socialism
Etc.

Used to be my ass.
 
2013-02-28 11:45:20 AM  

Ha ha ha.....     Obama asked for sequestor.    He had Joe Biden walk the docunents up to the Hill.


giggle.   Now he's doing the ERHMAGERD!



Classic Quote of Today:    from Bill Freeza of Forbes

"Well, Jay Carney, explain this to me: The most imperial president in American history, a man who boasts that he will rule by Executive Action if Congress refuses to pass legislation he favors, can't figure out how to direct spending cuts in a way that does the least harm to the American people?

...I can't wait."

 
2013-02-28 11:47:51 AM  
TFA starts out well, but then fades into mumbling and grumbling about celebs and the liberal elite. It's essentially the same thing much of the right has done for years, and that's paint all non-GOP folks as immature children who lack substance, moral or otherwise.

Keep going with that, it's worked pretty well so far.
 
2013-02-28 11:50:27 AM  
Every member of congress should shoot, stab, and/or poison every other member of congress.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:34 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Every member of congress should shoot, stab, and/or poison every other member of congress.


But then we'd still have 1 member left!
 
2013-02-28 11:54:01 AM  

netcentric: (quoting from Forbes): The most imperial president in American history,


Every time I hear that Obama is an "imperial" president, I think what they really mean is

i45.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 11:54:54 AM  

joonyer: TFA starts out well, but then fades into mumbling and grumbling about celebs and the liberal elite. It's essentially the same thing much of the right has done for years, and that's paint all non-GOP folks as immature children who lack substance, moral or otherwise.

Keep going with that, it's worked pretty well so far.


That was a lot of herp at the end of that derp. Seriously, it was like the article was trying to steer the reader's opinion by getting into a wagon rut and then going off the beaten path. Like the author was hoping you'd end up agreeing with the article's conclusion just because the introduction seemed 'reasonable' on the surface.

Then, oh look.

FTA: Rich Lowry is editor of National Review.
 
2013-02-28 11:54:58 AM  

Somacandra: Sometimes I think Gov. Romney would have made an excellent Richard III, Submitter.

Sometimes.


I'm thinking King Arthur, actually.  And Boehner could be Sir Robin.  Oh, so brave Sir Robin.
 
2013-02-28 11:59:08 AM  

netcentric: Ha ha ha.....     Obama asked for sequestor.    He had Joe Biden walk the docunents up to the Hill.
giggle.   Now he's doing the ERHMAGERD!

Classic Quote of Today:    from Bill Freeza of Forbes"Well, Jay Carney, explain this to me: The most imperial president in American history, a man who boasts that he will rule by Executive Action if Congress refuses to pass legislation he favors, can't figure out how to direct spending cuts in a way that does the least harm to the American people?...I can't wait."


The first time I saw you doing this, I thought you were having a stroke.

Now I realize that you're being haunted by the ghost of winterwhile, who is having a stroke.

/Stroke!
 
2013-02-28 12:02:15 PM  

Lost Thought 00: HotIgneous Intruder: Every member of congress should shoot, stab, and/or poison every other member of congress.

But then we'd still have 1 member left!


As long as it's the one I voted for, I'm happy.
 
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