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2013-02-28 06:15:38 AM  
Uh, yeah, I'm glad there's no picture.
 
2013-02-28 06:24:12 AM  
"AHEAD"! She said she wanted you to get "AHEAD" in life, not "a head". Clean your ears, fool.
 
2013-02-28 09:26:09 AM  
Cops said McLean killed Byrd because she "wanted him to grow up and move out and be a man."

Well, he will be moving out and getting his own place.
 
2013-02-28 09:44:25 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: "wanted him to grow up and move out and be a man."


I just facepalmed after I read that yesterday. Really?
/kids these days
 
2013-02-28 10:12:31 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Cops said McLean killed Byrd because she "wanted him to grow up and move out and be a man."

Well, he will be moving out and getting his own place.


I have a feeling he'll be giving more head than he takes at his new house.
 
2013-02-28 10:12:51 AM  

Alphax: Uh, yeah, I'm glad there's no picture.


www.nypost.com
 
2013-02-28 10:14:25 AM  
Just want to post here because it's been so long.  Love the Fark.
 
2013-02-28 10:15:22 AM  
How badly do you have to screw up body disposal that it is noticed by some dude walking his dog?
 
2013-02-28 10:15:32 AM  
Yeah, make him dig his own hole and give him two taps.
Stop wasting my tax dollars on his "Rehabilitation"
He has no soul.
Shoot him and move on.
 
2013-02-28 10:16:54 AM  
I wonder if the cops will follow up on the guy's friend, because what does he have on him that the friend would help with his mother's body?  Either that or the friend had something planned for the future and wanted to have the first guy on the hook.
 
2013-02-28 10:18:00 AM  
<img src="3.bp.blogspot.com ">
 
2013-02-28 10:19:11 AM  
She looks remarkably lifelike.
 
2013-02-28 10:20:45 AM  
So then ban sharp objects?
 
2013-02-28 10:21:19 AM  
Funny, I remember her being taller.
 
2013-02-28 10:22:44 AM  
Time for a knife ban or at least registration.
Wouldn't have happened if he didn't have easy access to a knife.
 
2013-02-28 10:24:05 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Time for a knife ban or at least registration.
Wouldn't have happened if he didn't have easy access to a knife.


I think you're missing the point... The real danger here is the lack of a ban on power tools. The knife may have been the murder weapon but the real crime was the "illegal body dissection"
 
2013-02-28 10:27:15 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-28 10:33:58 AM  

lack of warmth: I wonder if the cops will follow up on the guy's friend, because what does he have on him that the friend would help with his mother's body?  Either that or the friend had something planned for the future and wanted to have the first guy on the hook.


Yep, the guys friend was also friends with these people
 
2013-02-28 10:34:29 AM  

RembrandtQEinstein: How badly do you have to screw up body disposal that it is noticed by some dude walking his dog?


I'm guessing some crows or rats or something picked a trash bag open enough for human hair/flesh to be visible and the dog came along and sniffed/licked at it long enough for the dude to notice it.
 
2013-02-28 10:34:57 AM  
uncrate.com

/oblig
//so many more over here ---> http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
 
2013-02-28 10:36:17 AM  

vudukungfu: Yeah, make him dig his own hole and give him two taps.
Stop wasting my tax dollars on his "Rehabilitation"
He has no soul.
Shoot him and move on.


You farking hypocrite.  You talk all high and mighty about wasting tax dollars, but want to use TWO bullets?  Stop wasting MY tax dollars you damn free-spending hippie!
 
2013-02-28 10:37:18 AM  

RembrandtQEinstein: How badly do you have to screw up body disposal that it is noticed by some dude walking his dog?


"Walking his dog" is a slang term. It doesn't mean what you think it means.
 
2013-02-28 10:38:21 AM  
I think I know the next original for Fark Photoshop Contest.
 
2013-02-28 10:49:11 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: lack of warmth: I wonder if the cops will follow up on the guy's friend, because what does he have on him that the friend would help with his mother's body?  Either that or the friend had something planned for the future and wanted to have the first guy on the hook.

Yep, the guys friend was also friends with these people


Ok, I read that article...wtf is wrong with people?
 
2013-02-28 10:52:06 AM  
That's one way to get ahead in life.
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-28 10:53:37 AM  
Garden-variety manic depressive.  Tedious, very tedious.
www.best-horror-movies.com
 
2013-02-28 10:54:02 AM  
www.biography.com

R.I.P. George Foreman
 
2013-02-28 10:54:03 AM  
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't,
maybe you'll have children,maybe you won't,
maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary...
what ever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either -
your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's
Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...

/It's creepy the way you keep a dead body around the house.
 
2013-02-28 10:54:54 AM  

WhippingBoy: "Walking his dog" is a slang term. It doesn't mean what you think it means.


static.ddmcdn.com
 
2013-02-28 10:57:41 AM  
This is the sort of crime where the perp should be sterilized. Seriously. Not castrated, but sterilized. And yet we still recoil from it and invoke Godwin's Law and "racism" and every tenuous argument we can can think of. But why? This guy should not have kids, period. Regardless of your feelings on death penalty or psychiatry or anything else, this guy should not make children.
 
2013-02-28 10:58:00 AM  

sethen320: Ok, I read that article...wtf is wrong with people?


Exactly
 
2013-02-28 10:58:08 AM  

SlodaMan: vudukungfu: Yeah, make him dig his own hole and give him two taps.
Stop wasting my tax dollars on his "Rehabilitation"
He has no soul.
Shoot him and move on.

You farking hypocrite.  You talk all high and mighty about wasting tax dollars, but want to use TWO bullets?  Stop wasting MY tax dollars you damn free-spending hippie!


Still not cost effective. I say use the same power saw, it's already been paid for.
 
2013-02-28 10:59:37 AM  
FTA: McLean was charged last night with second-degree murder, police said. Both men were charged with hindering prosecution and unlawful dissection of a human body. They blamed each other for Byrd's death.

How the hell is this not pre-meditated murder?
 
2013-02-28 11:00:51 AM  

dmax


This is the sort of crime where the perp should be sterilized. Seriously. Not castrated, but sterilized.


Submerging him in a vat of boiling water for ten minutes should take care of that.
 
2013-02-28 11:05:36 AM  
www.nypost.comcps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2013-02-28 11:05:39 AM  
Almost reminds me of Mortal Kombat, where most fatalities involve decapitation.
 
2013-02-28 11:09:08 AM  
she "wanted him to grow up and move out and be a man."

He's definitely going to move out, grow up in prison, and probably meet a much bigger man.
 
2013-02-28 11:09:19 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 11:09:35 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
Diversity rocks kids!
i26.photobucket.com
Looks like someone needs a dad
i26.photobucket.com
creepy as fark
 
2013-02-28 11:13:21 AM  
I'm disappointed in you farkers, we were given the mom's head shot and the son's full body picture, and no one photo-shopped the two together?
 
2013-02-28 11:13:32 AM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-28 11:19:31 AM  

dmax: This is the sort of crime where the perp should be sterilized. Seriously. Not castrated, but sterilized. And yet we still recoil from it and invoke Godwin's Law and "racism" and every tenuous argument we can can think of. But why? This guy should not have kids, period. Regardless of your feelings on death penalty or psychiatry or anything else, this guy should not make children.


Unless there has been a sudden development I'm not aware of I don't think a guy can get another guy pregnant.
/Cause he's gonna be in prison getting humped by dudes.
 
2013-02-28 11:28:54 AM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-28 11:29:33 AM  

aaeko: I'm disappointed in you farkers, we were given the mom's head shot and the son's full body picture, and no one photo-shopped the two together?


What like this?

i46.tinypic.com

Seems kind of lame.
 
2013-02-28 11:40:11 AM  
How long before the newspaper posts the picture on their front page?
 
2013-02-28 11:43:55 AM  
"He's definitely sick," a law-enforcement source said. "It's a ghoulish act. This guy is so mentally defective to do that. That's pretty outrageous. That's hardcore s--t."

Is that his professional opinion?
 
2013-02-28 11:45:11 AM  

Lollipop165: FTA: McLean was charged last night with second-degree murder, police said. Both men were charged with hindering prosecution and unlawful dissection of a human body. They blamed each other for Byrd's death.

How the hell is this not pre-meditated murder?


I read that as pre-marinated...
 
2013-02-28 11:45:30 AM  
Not human
 
2013-02-28 11:49:59 AM  
"He's definitely sick," a law-enforcement source said. "It's a ghoulish act. This guy is so mentally defective to do that. That's pretty outrageous. That's hardcore s--t."


No, this is hardcore.
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-28 11:54:34 AM  
Did he have a sandwich in his other hand?

/ mother scratcher
 
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