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(Lancashire Evening Post)   The new Aston Martin is, er, a pram. I wonder if it comes with rocket launcher and ejector seat?   (lep.co.uk) divider line 47
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2013-02-28 05:15:28 AM
Pram?  That word is not in my vocabulary.

An Aston-Martin baby stroller?  Rather colorless, but sporty.
 
2013-02-28 06:02:05 AM
I like to push the pram a lot.
 
2013-02-28 06:45:58 AM

RexTalionis: I like to push the pram a lot.


On second thought, let's not get the Aston. 'Tis a silly brand.
 
2013-02-28 07:12:20 AM
That's a baby stroller.
 
2013-02-28 07:22:10 AM
Can't wait until Hollyweird gets the news of this.

/gotta have
 
2013-02-28 08:14:29 AM
The £2,000 pram

Totally worth it if it plays the James Bond Theme whenever it's rolling.
 
2013-02-28 08:43:28 AM
Damn it England, Speak English!
 
2013-02-28 08:43:49 AM

Sybarite: Totally worth it if it plays the James Bond Theme whenever it's rolling.


I play the James Bond Theme whenever I go to change a diaper. In some ways its a lot like disarming a bomb.
 
2013-02-28 08:46:43 AM
A View to a Poopie.

"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"

"No, Mr Baby Bond, I expect you to burp!"
 
2013-02-28 08:51:10 AM
I found their invisible baby stroller highly unrealistic and became sick of the franchise.
 
2013-02-28 08:54:22 AM
For those with less money but just as little sense, there are the Eddie Bauer strollers.

Only a first time parent would think of letting a baby anywhere near leather and suede.
 
2013-02-28 08:54:22 AM

skinink: A View to a Poopie.

"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"

"No, Mr Baby Bond, I expect you to burp!"


Shaken, (not strirred) Baby Syndrome?
 
2013-02-28 08:55:16 AM
The "ejector seat" comment was the best thing about Skyfall
 
2013-02-28 08:57:22 AM

buntz: The "ejector seat" comment was the best thing about Skyfall


The waste of scotch line was pretty good IMHO
 
2013-02-28 08:58:42 AM
Jeep already did this.

trus.imageg.net

Of course every 70,000 miles they head gasket needed to be changed.
 
2013-02-28 08:59:57 AM
I loved that scene in Skyfall when 007 was scampering with the pram to get to the shop for nappies whilst shooting all those North Korean henchmen.
 
2013-02-28 09:00:26 AM
Sure, it sounds like an awesome car, but how will it handle a cross country race against Burt Reynolds and the late Dom DeLuise?
 
2013-02-28 09:02:01 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Jeep already did this.

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Of course every 70,000 miles they head gasket needed to be changed.


Is that in baby miles?
 
2013-02-28 09:07:05 AM

bedtundy: Sure, it sounds like an awesome car, but how will it handle a cross country race against Burt Reynolds and the late Dom DeLuise?


Now I want to see that movie. Thanks.
 
2013-02-28 09:07:26 AM
RE Skyfall...Bardem made a great villian; a shame they had to kill him off at the end
 
2013-02-28 09:09:51 AM
Have to get spike rims for close encounters with evil babies.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 09:14:18 AM

NeoBad: RE Skyfall...Bardem made a great villian; a shame they had to kill him off at the end


You're right.  I thought they were hinting at him being the next "Blofeld" type (if not being Blofeld himself, when they said Silva wasn't his real name)
 
2013-02-28 09:21:37 AM
An ejector seat? You're joking.

/I never joke about my work, 007.
 
2013-02-28 09:24:18 AM

abhorrent1: Damn it England, Speak English!


You know who gave 'mericah it's redneck accent? well a good chunk of it anyways.  I think they did that to get rid of it and blame it all on us.  clever bastards.
 
2013-02-28 09:24:27 AM
I could never buy such an expensive stroller. I get bored easily and usually bought 2 or 3 during each child's stroller years.
 
2013-02-28 09:26:30 AM
They see me strollin', they're hatin'.
 
2013-02-28 09:27:18 AM
I'm making Chicken Pram tonight so I'm getting a kick
 
2013-02-28 09:31:38 AM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-02-28 09:33:46 AM
Pram? I'd like a bit of pram, know what I mean, nudge nudge.
 
2013-02-28 09:35:29 AM
Over here, pram means something a bit different...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-28 09:36:42 AM
Does it come with rubber baby buggy bumpers?
 
2013-02-28 09:40:12 AM
www.bondcollection.com.ar

"My name is Bond. James Bond. Junior."

/how many of you farkers remember this??
 
2013-02-28 09:43:10 AM
Aston Martin < McLaren
Aston Martin < Maclaren

sandiegorealestatedad.com
 
2013-02-28 09:43:46 AM
clicks link...ohhhhhhhh a stroller.
 
2013-02-28 09:46:01 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Sybarite: Totally worth it if it plays the James Bond Theme whenever it's rolling.

I play the James Bond Theme whenever I go to change a diaper. In some ways its a lot like disarming a bomb.


I had the theme from "Mission Impossible" playing in my head when ever it was diaper changing time.
 
2013-02-28 09:47:26 AM
FTA: Newborns are set to have a taste of the 007 lifestyle with an Aston Martin-designed ride touted as "the most exclusive pram in the world".

How long will it be before those blokes get their hands on this and do a proper review? Richard Hammond is short enough to fit in it, and Clarkson's already had kids, so all they need is some humourous bits to say about the Stig and send him 'round the track.

I would so watch that, as I do every episode.
 
2013-02-28 09:49:07 AM
The best pram... in. the. world.
skaheru.files.wordpress.com

Now it's time to see how well the new Aston does round our track. And that means handing it over to our tame racing driver. Some say he only breast feeds at the petrol station, and that he circumcised himself. All we know is he's called Baby Stig.
 
2013-02-28 09:53:34 AM

Alphax: Pram?  That word is not in my vocabulary.

An Aston-Martin baby stroller?  Rather colorless, but sporty.


It's ok, subby was just lazy and lifted the first half of the headline directly from the article's headline.  Apparently mods these days are just as lazy in greenlighting these half-@ssed headlines.
 
2013-02-28 09:53:59 AM

Gr8GooglyMoogly: The best pram... in. the. world.
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Now it's time to see how well the new Aston does round our track. And that means handing it over to our tame racing driver. Some say he only breast feeds at the petrol station, and that he circumcised himself. All we know is he's called Baby Stig.


Ok, yes. That is legitimately funny. +1, sir.
 
2013-02-28 09:58:28 AM
"English, goddamnit. This supposedly the country that spawned the farking language and yet nobody here seems to speak it"
 
2013-02-28 10:10:55 AM

Pentaxian: I had the theme from "Mission Impossible" playing in my head when ever it was diaper changing time.


That makes sense, after feeding very often this baby will self destruct in a cloud of formula flavored vomit.
 
2013-02-28 10:29:40 AM
I thought it was gonna be a story about this Aston Martin

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-02-28 12:41:31 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com

Not impressed.
 
2013-02-28 01:10:33 PM

MythDragon: [www.bondcollection.com.ar image 300x213]

"My name is Bond. James Bond. Junior."

/how many of you farkers remember this??


*raises hand* The theme song to that show was awesome. Remember when TV shows had theme songs?
 
2013-02-28 01:17:55 PM

RexTalionis: I like to push the pram a lot.



Aaaand we're done here.
 
2013-02-28 05:49:14 PM
Now if they can only figure out how to make it leak oil....
 
2013-02-28 06:24:11 PM
The racing version of this pram will be painted in gaudy colours with the driver's baby's name on the right side, and it shall be equipped with a 110-litre endurance fuel formula tank.

Whar Mercedes AMG pram whar?
 
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