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2013-02-28 09:28:40 AM  
And yet when I talk about the merits of my penis on the street corner, I get arrested.
 
2013-02-28 09:29:38 AM  
The vagina doesn't look like a clam.  What you're thinking about is the vulva.
 
2013-02-28 09:30:44 AM  

Valiente: And yet when I talk about the merits of my penis on the street corner, I get arrested.


And when AC/DC sings a song about their balls nobody bats an eye, life is perilously unfair.
 
2013-02-28 09:31:57 AM  
DNRTA, so I am left to assume that her next single was written by/about her vadge?

/Somehow i don't see her new track, "My Bacon Tuna Melt" to chart very well . . .
 
2013-02-28 09:32:03 AM  
Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

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Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o
 
2013-02-28 09:34:44 AM  
"Ke$ha can't keep her clam shut about her new songwriting partner"

She's very honest about her love of clam-stuffing.
 
2013-02-28 09:35:27 AM  

Bored Horde: The vagina doesn't look like a clam.  What you're thinking about is the vulva.


Who cares? WHO. FARKING. CARES?????


CLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAMCLAM
 
2013-02-28 09:39:58 AM  

Bored Horde: Valiente: And yet when I talk about the merits of my penis on the street corner, I get arrested.

And when AC/DC sings a song about their balls nobody bats an eye, life is perilously unfair.


Surely their song is about their balls only on surface and in fact is some kind of social commentary, slap in the face of society?
 
2013-02-28 09:41:41 AM  
Her pussy is a Trans Am?

So it has left over McDonalds bags, a few used condoms, half a container of MD20/20, a few empty bottles of boonesfarm, belches black smoke when you rev it up, and plays Motley Crue's 'Girls Girls Girls' very loudly.

Lemme get my Burt stache and lets cruise the rockies babe.
 
2013-02-28 09:43:58 AM  
 i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-28 09:44:09 AM  
Wow. She's Wisconsin mall-hot. Maybe Idaho.
 
2013-02-28 09:48:21 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

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Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o


I've done much worse, and wouldn't mind doing that in the least.
 
2013-02-28 10:02:41 AM  
That's not how metaphors work! said the scary green alien newscaster
 
2013-02-28 10:05:02 AM  

Tom_Slick: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o

I've done much worse, and wouldn't mind doing that in the least.


Dude, remember to treat that like a moped. You ride it, have a bit of fun. But never admit it to anyone.
 
2013-02-28 10:13:24 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

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Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o


"She's built like a thumb."

/Oblig
 
2013-02-28 10:24:30 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

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Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o

"She's built like a thumb."

/Oblig


That line still makes me laugh.
Thanks
 
2013-02-28 10:26:56 AM  

Psycoholic_Slag: "She's built like a thumb."


One two three four, lets have a thumb war
 
2013-02-28 10:27:45 AM  
There is something about her that makes me think she would have BO.  I have never been anywhere near her and thus have never smelled her myself, but I do believe she would smell like crotch rot, a stagnant retention pond, and burning sulfur.
 
2013-02-28 10:30:01 AM  
Eeeeeeeww
 
2013-02-28 10:36:32 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

[roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com image 480x720]

[rareunlimited.com image 548x503]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 435x580]

Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o


Everytime I see these pics I think "granny-panties"......

/Am I alone with this?
 
2013-02-28 10:50:28 AM  
Granny-assed, maybe.
 
2013-02-28 11:03:50 AM  
"My vagina is in tip-top working order," she continued. "Valeted and souped-up and working 100 percent of the time."

Now that is golden interview material.

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Her pussy is a Trans Am?

So it has left over McDonalds bags, a few used condoms, half a container of MD20/20, a few empty bottles of boonesfarm, belches black smoke when you rev it up, and plays Motley Crue's 'Girls Girls Girls' very loudly.

Lemme get my Burt stache and lets cruise the rockies babe.


MD 20/20  AND Boonesfarm? You are one classy guy!
 
2013-02-28 11:31:17 AM  

GalFriday: There is something about her that makes me think she would have BO.  I have never been anywhere near her and thus have never smelled her myself, but I do believe she would smell like crotch rot, a stagnant retention pond, and burning sulfur.


My opinion is that her image as an extreme party girl slut is a marketing ploy to make her stand out. Half of selling music is differentiating yourself from everyone else, right? She's obviously successfully convinced you and others that that's who she really is, thus she's "controversial" and "shocking" and it sells.
 
2013-02-28 11:33:21 AM  

Tom_Slick: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

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[rareunlimited.com image 548x503]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 435x580]

Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o

I've done much worse, and wouldn't mind doing that in the least.


Agreed. She would prob wreck me. Id be very ok with that.
 
2013-02-28 11:37:32 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: GalFriday: There is something about her that makes me think she would have BO.  I have never been anywhere near her and thus have never smelled her myself, but I do believe she would smell like crotch rot, a stagnant retention pond, and burning sulfur.

My opinion is that her image as an extreme party girl slut is a marketing ploy to make her stand out. Half of selling music is differentiating yourself from everyone else, right? She's obviously successfully convinced you and others that that's who she really is, thus she's "controversial" and "shocking" and it sells.


I don't like her music, I don't believe that she is controversial or shocking.  It is my belief that she would smell bad if you got close enough to her.
 
2013-02-28 11:37:35 AM  

PapaChester: MD 20/20 AND Boonesfarm? You are one classy guy!


Only the best babe, only the best
 
2013-02-28 11:56:15 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Her pussy is a Trans Am?

So it has left over McDonalds bags, a few used condoms, half a container of MD20/20, a few empty bottles of boonesfarm, belches black smoke when you rev it up, and plays Motley Crue's 'Girls Girls Girls' very loudly.

Lemme get my Burt stache and lets cruise the rockies babe.


And Jo Biden likes to hose it down on the whitehouse drive.
 
2013-02-28 12:17:07 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

[roneradionowindy.files.wordpress.com image 480x720]

[rareunlimited.com image 548x503]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 435x580]

Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o

Everytime I see these pics I think "granny-panties"......

/Am I alone with this?


fark you!
 
2013-02-28 12:18:20 PM  
Be honest. How many people here would drink her pee?
 
2013-02-28 12:35:05 PM  

Granny_Panties: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

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[rareunlimited.com image 548x503]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 435x580]

Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o

Everytime I see these pics I think "granny-panties"......

/Am I alone with this?

fark you!


BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Wow..........just wow!

/So this is how collateral damage works.....Who knew???
 
2013-02-28 12:43:25 PM  
Could she please die in a plane crash already?
 
2013-02-28 12:48:36 PM  

mooseyfate: Could she please die in a plane crash already?


Only good artists die young.
 
2013-02-28 12:51:36 PM  

WhippingBoy: mooseyfate: Could she please die in a plane crash already?

Only good artists die young.


Then can we at least send her to Mindy McCready's psychiatrist?

/or perhaps Amy Whinehouse's pharmacist?
 
2013-02-28 12:55:12 PM  

GalFriday: B.L.Z. Bub: GalFriday: There is something about her that makes me think she would have BO.  I have never been anywhere near her and thus have never smelled her myself, but I do believe she would smell like crotch rot, a stagnant retention pond, and burning sulfur.

My opinion is that her image as an extreme party girl slut is a marketing ploy to make her stand out. Half of selling music is differentiating yourself from everyone else, right? She's obviously successfully convinced you and others that that's who she really is, thus she's "controversial" and "shocking" and it sells.

I don't like her music, I don't believe that she is controversial or shocking.  It is my belief that she would smell bad if you got close enough to her.


I'm of the same opinion.  Except for me, she gives off an odor of stale beer and urinary tract infection.  I can almost smell it through my screen.
 
2013-02-28 01:11:54 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: GalFriday: B.L.Z. Bub: GalFriday: There is something about her that makes me think she would have BO.  I have never been anywhere near her and thus have never smelled her myself, but I do believe she would smell like crotch rot, a stagnant retention pond, and burning sulfur.

My opinion is that her image as an extreme party girl slut is a marketing ploy to make her stand out. Half of selling music is differentiating yourself from everyone else, right? She's obviously successfully convinced you and others that that's who she really is, thus she's "controversial" and "shocking" and it sells.

I don't like her music, I don't believe that she is controversial or shocking.  It is my belief that she would smell bad if you got close enough to her.

I'm of the same opinion.  Except for me, she gives off an odor of stale beer and urinary tract infection.  I can almost smell it through my screen.


I imagine she smells like one of those "mystery" smells that you get when you have kids and pets. One day, a particular room of the house will just suddenly reek with a very, very wrong smell. No matter what you do, you can't track down the source of the order, or expunge it. After a few days, it just mysteriously disappears for a few months.

That's what I imagine she smells like.
 
2013-02-28 01:24:33 PM  
I would imagine she smells of old dirty laundry and last night's bar smoke.
 
2013-02-28 01:29:12 PM  
A chick talking about her vagina with HER MOM???

Now that's hot!
 
2013-02-28 01:30:32 PM  

Bored Horde: The vagina doesn't look like a clam.  What you're thinking about is the vulva.


I'll bet hers smells like one.
 
2013-02-28 01:37:21 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Her pussy is a Trans Am?

So it has left over McDonalds bags, a few used condoms, half a container of MD20/20, a few empty bottles of boonesfarm, belches black smoke when you rev it up, and plays Motley Crue's 'Girls Girls Girls' very loudly.

Lemme get my Burt stache and lets cruise the rockies babe.


No, it sits busted and rusted on concrete blocks in the front yard of a trailer park.
 
2013-02-28 01:47:41 PM  
This chick annoys the hell out of me.  Yes, her music sucks, but most pop music sucks these days so I can overlook it.  She mostly sucks because she tries so damn hard to be controversial, but she doesn't have the proverbial balls to back up the schtick.  She released that video with all that satanic imagery, and when it caused more controversy than she expected she was like "oh, I had nothing to do with it, I didn't know! ".

She just comes across as some coked-out music exec's idea of how to ride Gaga's coattails.  It's like they looked at her and said "well, she's unique!  She's different!  The freaks and the gays will eat this up!"
 
2013-02-28 02:15:01 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: No, it sits busted and rusted on concrete blocks in the front yard of a trailer park.


And has a colony of bees in it
 
2013-02-28 02:36:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Tom_Slick: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o

I've done much worse, and wouldn't mind doing that in the least.

Dude, remember to treat that like a moped. You ride it, have a bit of fun. But never admit it to anyone.



Hey, is that kinda like secretly watching iCarly with the daughter because I love checkin' Jeanette McCurdy's rack?  Not to mention the way she tongues all those bottles of pop she's constantly drinking?

Nah...couldn't be.  I watch, have a *lot* of fun and I certainly don't mind admitting it.

\see ya at the next pervert meeting.
 
2013-02-28 02:51:28 PM  

ristst: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Tom_Slick: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o

I've done much worse, and wouldn't mind doing that in the least.

Dude, remember to treat that like a moped. You ride it, have a bit of fun. But never admit it to anyone.


Hey, is that kinda like secretly watching iCarly with the daughter because I love checkin' Jeanette McCurdy's rack?  Not to mention the way she tongues all those bottles of pop she's constantly drinking?

Nah...couldn't be.  I watch, have a *lot* of fun and I certainly don't mind admitting it.

\see ya at the next pervert meeting.


That's comparing apples to skanks.  McCurdy's a very cute little number.  Kesha is not.
 
2013-02-28 02:59:41 PM  
Just for fun.

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Yeah, she must smell like piss and wet dog...
 
2013-02-28 04:03:04 PM  

GalFriday: There is something about her that makes me think she would have BO.  I have never been anywhere near her and thus have never smelled her myself, but I do believe she would smell like crotch rot, a stagnant retention pond, and burning sulfur.


I have seen that reported in more than one gossip mag, so who knows.
 
2013-02-28 04:03:39 PM  

Tom_Slick: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mandatory in any Ke$ha thread.

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Yep. She's so sexy.  O_o

I've done much worse, and wouldn't mind doing that in the least.


She's hotter when you see her and her checking account ballance in the same picture.
 
2013-02-28 04:14:24 PM  

Zerochance: This chick annoys the hell out of me.  Yes, her music sucks, but most pop music sucks these days so I can overlook it.  She mostly sucks because she tries so damn hard to be controversial, but she doesn't have the proverbial balls to back up the schtick.  She released that video with all that satanic imagery, and when it caused more controversy than she expected she was like "oh, I had nothing to do with it, I didn't know! ".

She just comes across as some coked-out music exec's idea of how to ride Gaga's coattails.  It's like they looked at her and said "well, she's unique!  She's different!  The freaks and the gays will eat this up!"


She's basically the white trash version of Lady G, except she aims for "shocking" and lands on "disgusting".

There was a recent clip from her upcoming MTV show (keep lowering that bar, MTV!) where she fellates the cream out of a cannoli and then precedes to feed it to her friends by spitting it up into their mouths like a bird feeding its chicks. Now I can't look at a cannoli without getting the urge to strangle Keshiat for making me associate her grossness with cannollis.
 
2013-02-28 04:16:37 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Just for fun.

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Yeah, she must smell like piss and wet dog...


She's not going to sleep w....nevermind. She probably already had, and then left a huge dump on your bed afterwards.
 
2013-02-28 04:49:09 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: She's not going to sleep w....nevermind. She probably already had, and then left a huge dump on your bed afterwards.


Watch your mouth asshole, she's a real lady, she took a huge dump on my chest!

Seriously though, not whiteknighting her, just commenting on the business.  Kesha is more like Madonna than GaGa ever could be.  GaGa is that strange, Madonna and Kesha just do what sells for them, which, in a word, is taboo.

I find it entertaining when people buy what the media shoves at them wholesale.  So she's not to your taste, but she does make much money off the same people who view media the same way you do, with unquestioning faith.
 
2013-02-28 05:26:16 PM  
she's just a pig.

I don't mean she's fat, or she eats a lot.. I mean she's a disgusting human being who makes me feel nauseous.
 
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