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(NJ.com)   Heather has two mommies. And one of them has a machete   (nj.com ) divider line
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10044 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2013 at 11:19 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-28 11:20:43 AM  
7 votes:
Heather's mommy is Danny Trejo?!?
2013-02-28 11:26:09 AM  
6 votes:
No, this Garfield woman beat the boy because he ate all her lasagna.
2013-02-28 11:45:16 AM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.



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2013-02-28 12:47:21 PM  
2 votes:

HortusMatris: That's what I was wondering, too.  I read the article and thought "well shiat.  Am I going to have to go get a permit for my garden tools now?"


Wasn't there a story yesterday about how some guy got arrested because he had a couple of hoes?
2013-02-28 12:22:25 PM  
2 votes:

cig-mkr: The kid was doomed from the get go. He has a penis.
As soon as he heard the mom come home he should have been gone lickety split.


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2013-02-28 11:25:25 AM  
2 votes:
...charged with possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and unlawful possession of a weapon

They forgot unlawful weapon of a purposeful possession and weapon prupose unlawful of a possession and ....
2013-02-28 04:34:00 PM  
1 vote:

DenisVengeance: In HS we had a snow day so my GF and I spent the day banging in her bed. All of a sudden her dad comes home for lunch and starts trudging up the steps. I grabbed my clothes and bolted for the closet, and as I was pulling the door shut I could see the bedroom door opening...

I hid in that closet naked until he finished his lunch and left.

/csb
// hell yeah we finished what we started


Why was he eating in his daughter's bedroo-...  oh god...
2013-02-28 01:01:08 PM  
1 vote:

reillan: Pentaxian: reillan: When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

When my daughter starts dating I'm planning to welcome the boy and say "Listen, instead of spending all that money on dinner and a movie just give me the money and I'll get dinner and see a movie myself and I'll be out of your hair"

You, sir, are in for many great dinners.


Sometimes paid for by the entire high-school football team!
2013-02-28 12:57:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-28 12:51:20 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.

It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon.

/ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that



Garfield is in NJ.  Not New York.

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2013-02-28 12:40:07 PM  
1 vote:
"Daddy's New Roommate"  Absolute filth. Disgusting.
"Heather's Two Mommies" Quite a fetching read.

/RIP Bill
2013-02-28 12:31:17 PM  
1 vote:

Publikwerks: I wonder if he realized that both of Heather's mommies are in jail.

Time to go back to the scene of the crime and plant your flag.


And by flag you mean penis.
2013-02-28 12:29:37 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if he realized that both of Heather's mommies are in jail.

Time to go back to the scene of the crime and plant your flag.
2013-02-28 12:13:16 PM  
1 vote:

uttertosh: Because People in power are Stupid: Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.

as a beating victim of 3 'feminazis', who broke 3 ribs, my nose, and my collar bone, (for being male) without the polis doing anything about it (because 'I should have defended myself',  I concur with your statement.

Sexism is alive and well in the Swedish investigatory system.


You are lucky they didn't press charges.
2013-02-28 12:05:50 PM  
1 vote:
The kid was doomed from the get go. He has a penis.
As soon as he heard the mom come home he should have been gone lickety split.
2013-02-28 12:03:42 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.


You sound like a representative of the tobacco industry.
2013-02-28 11:41:08 AM  
1 vote:
The girl's mother was 32 years old... what a hypocrite.
2013-02-28 11:39:18 AM  
1 vote:
When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...
2013-02-28 11:32:01 AM  
1 vote:
They did it wrong.  Aren't you supposed to threaten the boy with violence before he violates your daughter?
2013-02-28 11:22:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-28 10:26:50 AM  
1 vote:
What their darling progeny didn't decided to eat at the Y2.
2013-02-28 10:02:41 AM  
1 vote:
Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.
 
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