AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.
HortusMatris: That's what I was wondering, too. I read the article and thought "well shiat. Am I going to have to go get a permit for my garden tools now?"
cig-mkr: The kid was doomed from the get go. He has a penis.As soon as he heard the mom come home he should have been gone lickety split.
DenisVengeance: In HS we had a snow day so my GF and I spent the day banging in her bed. All of a sudden her dad comes home for lunch and starts trudging up the steps. I grabbed my clothes and bolted for the closet, and as I was pulling the door shut I could see the bedroom door opening...I hid in that closet naked until he finished his lunch and left./csb// hell yeah we finished what we started
reillan: Pentaxian: reillan: When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home. She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun." Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.When my daughter starts dating I'm planning to welcome the boy and say "Listen, instead of spending all that money on dinner and a movie just give me the money and I'll get dinner and see a movie myself and I'll be out of your hair"You, sir, are in for many great dinners.
iheartscotch: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon./ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that
Publikwerks: I wonder if he realized that both of Heather's mommies are in jail.Time to go back to the scene of the crime and plant your flag.
uttertosh: Because People in power are Stupid: Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.as a beating victim of 3 'feminazis', who broke 3 ribs, my nose, and my collar bone, (for being male) without the polis doing anything about it (because 'I should have defended myself', I concur with your statement.Sexism is alive and well in the Swedish investigatory system.
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