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10051 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2013 at 11:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-28 10:02:41 AM  
2 votes:
Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.
2013-02-28 01:09:40 PM  
1 vote:
Vargas contacted 30-year-old Shaina Carter of the Bronx, N.Y., who police described as her "companion."

What a companion might look like.
2013-02-28 01:09:36 PM  
1 vote:
It never says what the circumstances were. If she caught the pair of them going at it, or the boy with his pecker wet, I can understand some of the rage. Don't condone it, no, but kinda understand it. As for the beat-down, I wonder if the boy, maybe, exaggerated it in order to not look like a pansy. In any case, threatening him with a machete and and beating the crap out of him were probably bad ideas.
As for my daughters and their boyfriends, as long as I don't hear them, and they are playing safe, I don't care. It's a health issue for us, not a moral issue.
2013-02-28 12:31:38 PM  
1 vote:
What always goes through my mind after reading such stories is "what, exactly, did those two adults think was going to happen as a result of their actions?"
2013-02-28 12:29:37 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if he realized that both of Heather's mommies are in jail.

Time to go back to the scene of the crime and plant your flag.
2013-02-28 12:22:25 PM  
1 vote:

cig-mkr: The kid was doomed from the get go. He has a penis.
As soon as he heard the mom come home he should have been gone lickety split.
2013-02-28 12:01:03 PM  
1 vote:
"unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.
2013-02-28 11:42:24 AM  
1 vote:
That mother should be lauded as a hero. That boy, or any boy for that matter will think twice about deflowering her daughter. No woman is worth dismemberment.
2013-02-28 11:36:36 AM  
1 vote:

Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.
2013-02-28 11:32:01 AM  
1 vote:
They did it wrong.  Aren't you supposed to threaten the boy with violence before he violates your daughter?
2013-02-28 11:24:27 AM  
1 vote:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?
2013-02-28 11:20:43 AM  
1 vote:
Heather's mommy is Danny Trejo?!?
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