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2013-02-28 10:02:41 AM
Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.
 
2013-02-28 10:26:50 AM
What their darling progeny didn't decided to eat at the Y2.
 
2013-02-28 11:20:43 AM
Heather's mommy is Danny Trejo?!?
 
2013-02-28 11:22:49 AM
www.filmofilia.com
 
2013-02-28 11:24:04 AM
I'm curious about why the photo is of a police car with protesters in the background. The ONLY photo they have of a Garfield police car is the one where they were parked across the street from police brutality protesters?? Really?
 
2013-02-28 11:24:27 AM
FTFA:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?
 
2013-02-28 11:25:25 AM
...charged with possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and unlawful possession of a weapon

They forgot unlawful weapon of a purposeful possession and weapon prupose unlawful of a possession and ....
 
2013-02-28 11:26:03 AM
Whole lotta stories about gays and transgender folks today...
 
2013-02-28 11:26:09 AM
No, this Garfield woman beat the boy because he ate all her lasagna.
 
2013-02-28 11:27:04 AM

boarch: FTFA:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?


" Vargas, who was also charged with criminal restraint "
 
2013-02-28 11:27:22 AM

Marcus Aurelius: ...charged with possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and unlawful possession of a weapon

They forgot unlawful weapon of a purposeful possession and weapon prupose unlawful of a possession and ....


That's uh, one count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
 
2013-02-28 11:28:23 AM

stevetherobot: No, this Garfield woman beat the boy because he ate all her lasagna.


Booooooo!
 
2013-02-28 11:32:01 AM
They did it wrong.  Aren't you supposed to threaten the boy with violence before he violates your daughter?
 
2013-02-28 11:34:45 AM
I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.
 
2013-02-28 11:36:36 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.


There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.
 
2013-02-28 11:36:45 AM

stevetherobot: boarch: FTFA:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?

" Vargas, who was also charged with criminal restraint "


Forgot to read the last sentence. Doh.
 
2013-02-28 11:39:18 AM
When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-28 11:39:21 AM
boarch

The standard charge in my area is "witness intimidation." It's hard to commit an assaault without witness intimidation because not letting the victim call police is a felony.
 
2013-02-28 11:41:08 AM
The girl's mother was 32 years old... what a hypocrite.
 
2013-02-28 11:42:24 AM
That mother should be lauded as a hero. That boy, or any boy for that matter will think twice about deflowering her daughter. No woman is worth dismemberment.
 
2013-02-28 11:42:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Whole lotta stories about gays and transgender folks today...


well it was a popular topic yesterday... mods always like to greenlight in themes
 
2013-02-28 11:43:19 AM
THEY
TOOK
HIS
SHOES
 
2013-02-28 11:45:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.



24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-28 11:46:33 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.


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I thing AAG went all sarcasm on your sarcasm.
 
2013-02-28 11:46:47 AM

WhippingBoy: When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...


When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

/oh, and her room was on the 3rd floor...
//I'm relatively sure she knew...
 
2013-02-28 11:50:07 AM

boarch: FTFA:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?


Machete Don't Text.

/Everyone knows that.
 
2013-02-28 11:51:15 AM
Would she have been upset if her daughter was home alone with a girl? Or joined in?
 
2013-02-28 11:52:22 AM

Amos Quito: Smoky Dragon Dish: AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.


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I thing AAG went all sarcasm on your sarcasm.


Mayhaps.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:01 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.


as a beating victim of 3 'feminazis', who broke 3 ribs, my nose, and my collar bone, (for being male) without the polis doing anything about it (because 'I should have defended myself',  I concur with your statement.

Sexism is alive and well in the Swedish investigatory system.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:21 AM
You have reached Mommy's gelding service.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:21 AM
reillan:
Anyway, I doubt this has anything to do with "lesbian man-hate" and everything to do with "my daughter is still a little girl".

I agree the later has a strong presence, but I think a little "lesbian man-hate" played a part.  I have seen that with single women with children from when they were young, even straight women have man-hate based on past experiences.  The lady probably did scream something about him knocking up her daughter and not returning.  This much violence is more than just not accepting 'little' girl is no longer 'little'.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:31 AM
Did anyone else do the math on the mother's age compared to her daughter?  32-15=17.

She was very young when her daughter was born.  Probably explains her being overprotective.  It might also explain why she changed teams.
 
2013-02-28 11:59:02 AM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 12:01:03 PM
"unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.
 
2013-02-28 12:03:42 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.


You sound like a representative of the tobacco industry.
 
2013-02-28 12:04:02 PM

reillan: WhippingBoy: When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...

When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

/oh, and her room was on the 3rd floor...
//I'm relatively sure she knew...


Similar story here, except we hung out in the basement, and on the rare occasions her mom did come downstairs, she made a big production out of opening the door and very slowly descending the steps.

Good times.
 
2013-02-28 12:05:50 PM
The kid was doomed from the get go. He has a penis.
As soon as he heard the mom come home he should have been gone lickety split.
 
2013-02-28 12:06:10 PM
Carter was ordered held on $62,500 bond. Vargas, who was also charged with criminal restraint, was being held on $82,500 bond.

So the kid is back in her room as we speak.
 
2013-02-28 12:08:40 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.


It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon.

/ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that
 
2013-02-28 12:13:16 PM

uttertosh: Because People in power are Stupid: Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.

as a beating victim of 3 'feminazis', who broke 3 ribs, my nose, and my collar bone, (for being male) without the polis doing anything about it (because 'I should have defended myself',  I concur with your statement.

Sexism is alive and well in the Swedish investigatory system.


You are lucky they didn't press charges.
 
2013-02-28 12:13:30 PM
Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.
 
2013-02-28 12:15:00 PM

iheartscotch: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.

It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon.

/ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that


New York is now New Singapore per Mayor Bloomberg.  He watches you in your sleep to make sure you aren't dreaming about large regular sodas.
 
2013-02-28 12:22:25 PM

cig-mkr: The kid was doomed from the get go. He has a penis.
As soon as he heard the mom come home he should have been gone lickety split.


imageshack.us
 
2013-02-28 12:22:35 PM

reillan: WhippingBoy: When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...

When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

/oh, and her room was on the 3rd floor...
//I'm relatively sure she knew...


She knew her bedroom was on the 3rd floor?
 
2013-02-28 12:23:03 PM

crab66: Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.


If this woman stopped one unwanted pregnancy and another drain on society, good for her.
 
2013-02-28 12:25:43 PM

Gifted Many Few: crab66: Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.

If this woman stopped one unwanted pregnancy and another drain on society, good for her.


Because there's no such thing as birth control.
 
2013-02-28 12:27:52 PM
I bet the boy was darker than khaki and that was the problem.
 
2013-02-28 12:28:45 PM

Llois: I'm curious about why the photo is of a police car with protesters in the background. The ONLY photo they have of a Garfield police car is the one where they were parked across the street from police brutality protesters?? Really?


Photography is ilegal in Garfield.
 
2013-02-28 12:28:53 PM

Amos Quito: THEY
TOOK
HIS
SHOES


That was the best part!
 
2013-02-28 12:29:37 PM
I wonder if he realized that both of Heather's mommies are in jail.

Time to go back to the scene of the crime and plant your flag.
 
2013-02-28 12:31:17 PM

Publikwerks: I wonder if he realized that both of Heather's mommies are in jail.

Time to go back to the scene of the crime and plant your flag.


And by flag you mean penis.
 
2013-02-28 12:31:38 PM
What always goes through my mind after reading such stories is "what, exactly, did those two adults think was going to happen as a result of their actions?"
 
2013-02-28 12:33:35 PM

GranoblasticMan: Gifted Many Few: crab66: Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.

If this woman stopped one unwanted pregnancy and another drain on society, good for her.

Because there's no such thing as birth control.


Kids that just have lust in their hearts aren't thinking about birth control. All they care about is getting off.
 
2013-02-28 12:40:07 PM
"Daddy's New Roommate"  Absolute filth. Disgusting.
"Heather's Two Mommies" Quite a fetching read.

/RIP Bill
 
2013-02-28 12:40:35 PM

iheartscotch: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.

It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon.

/ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that


Actually it's NJ, which until Cuomo/Bloomberg, made NY look like South Dakota in these regards. A buttered bagel in NJ will get you arrested for the bagel (too many carbs) the butter (too much fat) and the butter knife (lethal weapon, it is a knife anyway).
 
2013-02-28 12:41:01 PM

Gifted Many Few: Kids that just have lust in their hearts aren't thinking about birth control. All they care about is getting off.


You kidding? When I was 16 birth control was the second-best thing in the universe.
 
2013-02-28 12:41:23 PM
take that child the hell away from those idiots
 
2013-02-28 12:42:29 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.


That's what I was wondering, too.  I read the article and thought "well shiat.  Am I going to have to go get a permit for my garden tools now?"
 
2013-02-28 12:47:21 PM

HortusMatris: That's what I was wondering, too.  I read the article and thought "well shiat.  Am I going to have to go get a permit for my garden tools now?"


Wasn't there a story yesterday about how some guy got arrested because he had a couple of hoes?
 
2013-02-28 12:47:23 PM

iheartscotch: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.

It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon.

/ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that


Garfield, NJ is New York?  I don't think so.  You make want to audit a 4th grade geography class for a bit.
 
2013-02-28 12:51:20 PM

iheartscotch: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.

It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon.

/ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that



Garfield is in NJ.  Not New York.

i573.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 12:53:52 PM

uttertosh: Because People in power are Stupid: Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.

as a beating victim of 3 'feminazis', who broke 3 ribs, my nose, and my collar bone, (for being male) without the polis doing anything about it (because 'I should have defended myself',  I concur with your statement.

Sexism is alive and well in the Swedish investigatory system.


Yeah, but hot Swedish chicks, right??!!Sorry, I had to take a foreign exchange student out to a dance for a friend when I was in college, all Swedish women are not hot, thin, and most importantly for the evening, sane, so I am sorry you had that experience. I would sue the hell out of them!
 
2013-02-28 12:54:27 PM

stevetherobot: No, this Garfield woman beat the boy because he ate all her lasagna.


It's too bad this story happened on a Tuesday instead of a day earlier, otherwise she's have a perfect defense.

/Because Garfield hates Mondays.
//Like in the comic strip.
///With the cat.
////Garfield.
 
2013-02-28 12:55:35 PM

HortusMatris: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a "

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.

That's what I was wondering, too.  I read the article and thought "well shiat.  Am I going to have to go get a permit for my garden tools now?"


It's all about context, in the eyes of the law, when you use a otherwise innocuous object to hurt someone it BECOMES a weapon and the cops a lot of leeway with what they can charge you with.
 
2013-02-28 12:57:48 PM
collider.com
 
2013-02-28 12:58:32 PM

reillan: When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.


When my daughter starts dating I'm planning to welcome the boy and say "Listen, instead of spending all that money on dinner and a movie just give me the money and I'll get dinner and see a movie myself and I'll be out of your hair"
 
2013-02-28 01:00:12 PM

Pentaxian: reillan: When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

When my daughter starts dating I'm planning to welcome the boy and say "Listen, instead of spending all that money on dinner and a movie just give me the money and I'll get dinner and see a movie myself and I'll be out of your hair"


You, sir, are in for many great dinners.
 
2013-02-28 01:01:08 PM

reillan: Pentaxian: reillan: When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

When my daughter starts dating I'm planning to welcome the boy and say "Listen, instead of spending all that money on dinner and a movie just give me the money and I'll get dinner and see a movie myself and I'll be out of your hair"

You, sir, are in for many great dinners.


Sometimes paid for by the entire high-school football team!
 
2013-02-28 01:06:05 PM
Thread is useless without Michelle Rodriguez.
 
2013-02-28 01:09:11 PM
Garfield mom

anissastein.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-28 01:09:36 PM
It never says what the circumstances were. If she caught the pair of them going at it, or the boy with his pecker wet, I can understand some of the rage. Don't condone it, no, but kinda understand it. As for the beat-down, I wonder if the boy, maybe, exaggerated it in order to not look like a pansy. In any case, threatening him with a machete and and beating the crap out of him were probably bad ideas.
As for my daughters and their boyfriends, as long as I don't hear them, and they are playing safe, I don't care. It's a health issue for us, not a moral issue.
 
2013-02-28 01:09:40 PM
Vargas contacted 30-year-old Shaina Carter of the Bronx, N.Y., who police described as her "companion."

What a companion might look like.

www.beertripper.com
 
2013-02-28 01:42:08 PM
You people wouldn't be laughing if she'd chopped off his penis.

That's how I was afraid the story would end.
 
2013-02-28 01:49:01 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Michelle Rodriguez


Well, you made my Thursday work day a little nicer.  Here ya go.

files.x-celebrity.meu.zoznam.sk
 
2013-02-28 01:52:28 PM

Now I Is!: HortusMatris: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a "

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.

That's what I was wondering, too.  I read the article and thought "well shiat.  Am I going to have to go get a permit for my garden tools now?"

It's all about context, in the eyes of the law, when you use a otherwise innocuous object to hurt someone it BECOMES a weapon and the cops a lot of leeway with what they can charge you with.


What if I want to use innocuous objects, such as machetes, baseball bats, crow-bar, Shake-Weights, etc. for home defense?  Is there an "innocuous object for home defense" permit, or will I be slapped with an "unlawful use of innocuous object" charge for bashing a burglar upside the head with a lamp?
 
2013-02-28 01:54:53 PM

blatz514: Well, you made my Thursday work day a little nicer. Here ya go.


I thank you.
 
2013-02-28 02:18:06 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Whole lotta stories about gays and transgender folks today...


That's PROGRESS, you benighted bigot!
 
2013-02-28 02:19:12 PM
A machete, eh?  You could make quite a wound with one of those.
 
2013-02-28 02:19:48 PM

stevetherobot: No, this Garfield woman beat the boy because he ate all her lasagna.


Is that slang for "lesbian vagina?"  I gather the daughter isn't a lesbian, but she's theirs.
 
2013-02-28 02:24:31 PM

Gifted Many Few: crab66: Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.

If this woman stopped one unwanted pregnancy and another drain on society, good for her.


You flunk Biblology 1:01.   Children of gays can't get pregnant.  So fark 'em.
 
2013-02-28 02:37:35 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.


Would the "Mommy" have threatened a girl with the machete?
 
2013-02-28 02:39:39 PM

Two16: A machete, eh?  You could make quite a wound with one of those.


It's a trick.  Get an axe.
 
2013-02-28 02:42:18 PM

Starhawk: Two16: A machete, eh?  You could make quite a wound with one of those.

It's a trick.  Get an axe.


Perhaps a hatchet for sir?
 
2013-02-28 02:50:26 PM

Two16: A machete, eh?  You could make quite a wound with one of those.


Do you know what a machete can do to...
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 02:53:53 PM
Came here to see Danny Treejo.  Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-28 03:07:33 PM
They just messed with the wrong lesbian.
 
2013-02-28 03:20:07 PM
In HS we had a snow day so my GF and I spent the day banging in her bed. All of a sudden her dad comes home for lunch and starts trudging up the steps. I grabbed my clothes and bolted for the closet, and as I was pulling the door shut I could see the bedroom door opening...

I hid in that closet naked until he finished his lunch and left.

/csb
// hell yeah we finished what we started
 
2013-02-28 04:32:01 PM
cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2013-02-28 04:34:00 PM

DenisVengeance: In HS we had a snow day so my GF and I spent the day banging in her bed. All of a sudden her dad comes home for lunch and starts trudging up the steps. I grabbed my clothes and bolted for the closet, and as I was pulling the door shut I could see the bedroom door opening...

I hid in that closet naked until he finished his lunch and left.

/csb
// hell yeah we finished what we started


Why was he eating in his daughter's bedroo-...  oh god...
 
2013-02-28 04:52:13 PM
Typical lesbians.  They beat the wrong one.  They should have beat their daughter.
 
2013-02-28 04:55:02 PM

Gifted Many Few: crab66: Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.

If this woman stopped one unwanted pregnancy and another drain on society, good for her.


If this kid could get two crazed lesbians locked up and out of society he should get a medal.  Oh wait, he just did that.  Way to go sonny!  Now is a time for boinkin' the girl.
 
2013-02-28 04:58:16 PM

reillan: Pentaxian: reillan: When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

When my daughter starts dating I'm planning to welcome the boy and say "Listen, instead of spending all that money on dinner and a movie just give me the money and I'll get dinner and see a movie myself and I'll be out of your hair"

You, sir, are in for many great dinners.


Hey, teens will do what teens will do. If they're going to do stuff like that much better that they have some privacy rather than getting caught by a cop in the backseat of a car. BTW I'll be much more upset if I find cigarettes in her possession than birth control. One shows that she has respect for her body the other one does not.
 
2013-02-28 07:07:19 PM
  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.


csb;

I was recently charged with "possession of a weapon dangerous to public safety" after the rcmp constable responding to the physical dispute I got forced into patted me down and discovered the belt sheath for my official Bear Grylls folding knife I had earlier handed to a bartender lest it be found on my person and used against me in the manner it ended up being anyway. This was a Gerber with a 3" blade I had purchased from a local London Drugs (drug store for all you mendicants) which was sitting right beside an official Bear Grylls machete in the display case.

  After responding to his query as to the knife's location with "what knife, constable?" he kicked my feet out from under me and started booting me in the ribs, breaking only one thank buddha, whilst shouting "stop resisting!"
  I wonder what he would have done if the knife was actually in its sheath.  I still carry a folding blade in my pocket, refuse to give in to the politically correct pussification of the north american male. I've been carrying a lock-blade all my adult life because it is a farking TOOL first and weapon never. Unless maybe my fists become non-functioning and I need to fend off a rabid pack of carrots in need of peeling.
 
/after six weeks off work unpaid I'm finally ready to return to society as a productive member thereof and continue paying that cocksmokers wage
//anyone know of a good defense and then civil claims lawyer in the Edmonton area?
 
2013-02-28 07:36:58 PM

uttertosh: Because People in power are Stupid: Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.

as a beating victim of 3 'feminazis', who broke 3 ribs, my nose, and my collar bone, (for being male) without the polis doing anything about it (because 'I should have defended myself',  I concur with your statement.

Sexism is alive and well in the Swedish investigatory system.


Now you know not to insult ugly lesbian shoes.
 
2013-02-28 07:43:36 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: I still carry a folding blade in my pocket, refuse to give in to the politically correct pussification of the north american male


Me too.  Preach it, Brother.
 
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