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(NJ.com)   Heather has two mommies. And one of them has a machete   (nj.com) divider line 95
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2013-02-28 10:02:41 AM
Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.
 
2013-02-28 10:26:50 AM
What their darling progeny didn't decided to eat at the Y2.
 
2013-02-28 11:20:43 AM
Heather's mommy is Danny Trejo?!?
 
2013-02-28 11:22:49 AM
www.filmofilia.com
 
2013-02-28 11:24:04 AM
I'm curious about why the photo is of a police car with protesters in the background. The ONLY photo they have of a Garfield police car is the one where they were parked across the street from police brutality protesters?? Really?
 
2013-02-28 11:24:27 AM
FTFA:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?
 
2013-02-28 11:25:25 AM
...charged with possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and unlawful possession of a weapon

They forgot unlawful weapon of a purposeful possession and weapon prupose unlawful of a possession and ....
 
2013-02-28 11:26:03 AM
Whole lotta stories about gays and transgender folks today...
 
2013-02-28 11:26:09 AM
No, this Garfield woman beat the boy because he ate all her lasagna.
 
2013-02-28 11:27:04 AM

boarch: FTFA:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?


" Vargas, who was also charged with criminal restraint "
 
2013-02-28 11:27:22 AM

Marcus Aurelius: ...charged with possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and unlawful possession of a weapon

They forgot unlawful weapon of a purposeful possession and weapon prupose unlawful of a possession and ....


That's uh, one count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.
 
2013-02-28 11:28:23 AM

stevetherobot: No, this Garfield woman beat the boy because he ate all her lasagna.


Booooooo!
 
2013-02-28 11:32:01 AM
They did it wrong.  Aren't you supposed to threaten the boy with violence before he violates your daughter?
 
2013-02-28 11:34:45 AM
I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.
 
2013-02-28 11:36:36 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.


There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.
 
2013-02-28 11:36:45 AM

stevetherobot: boarch: FTFA:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?

" Vargas, who was also charged with criminal restraint "


Forgot to read the last sentence. Doh.
 
2013-02-28 11:39:18 AM
When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...
 
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2013-02-28 11:39:21 AM
boarch

The standard charge in my area is "witness intimidation." It's hard to commit an assaault without witness intimidation because not letting the victim call police is a felony.
 
2013-02-28 11:41:08 AM
The girl's mother was 32 years old... what a hypocrite.
 
2013-02-28 11:42:24 AM
That mother should be lauded as a hero. That boy, or any boy for that matter will think twice about deflowering her daughter. No woman is worth dismemberment.
 
2013-02-28 11:42:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Whole lotta stories about gays and transgender folks today...


well it was a popular topic yesterday... mods always like to greenlight in themes
 
2013-02-28 11:43:19 AM
THEY
TOOK
HIS
SHOES
 
2013-02-28 11:45:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.



24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-28 11:46:33 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.


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I thing AAG went all sarcasm on your sarcasm.
 
2013-02-28 11:46:47 AM

WhippingBoy: When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...


When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

/oh, and her room was on the 3rd floor...
//I'm relatively sure she knew...
 
2013-02-28 11:50:07 AM

boarch: FTFA:
"Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said.  "

Why no kidnapping charge or at least illegal detainment?


Machete Don't Text.

/Everyone knows that.
 
2013-02-28 11:51:15 AM
Would she have been upset if her daughter was home alone with a girl? Or joined in?
 
2013-02-28 11:52:22 AM

Amos Quito: Smoky Dragon Dish: AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.


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I thing AAG went all sarcasm on your sarcasm.


Mayhaps.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:01 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.


as a beating victim of 3 'feminazis', who broke 3 ribs, my nose, and my collar bone, (for being male) without the polis doing anything about it (because 'I should have defended myself',  I concur with your statement.

Sexism is alive and well in the Swedish investigatory system.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:21 AM
You have reached Mommy's gelding service.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:21 AM
reillan:
Anyway, I doubt this has anything to do with "lesbian man-hate" and everything to do with "my daughter is still a little girl".

I agree the later has a strong presence, but I think a little "lesbian man-hate" played a part.  I have seen that with single women with children from when they were young, even straight women have man-hate based on past experiences.  The lady probably did scream something about him knocking up her daughter and not returning.  This much violence is more than just not accepting 'little' girl is no longer 'little'.
 
2013-02-28 11:53:31 AM
Did anyone else do the math on the mother's age compared to her daughter?  32-15=17.

She was very young when her daughter was born.  Probably explains her being overprotective.  It might also explain why she changed teams.
 
2013-02-28 11:59:02 AM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 12:01:03 PM
"unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.
 
2013-02-28 12:03:42 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought kids with two mommies or two daddies caught teh gey.

There is no evidence gay couples are adopting children just to have a sexual plaything to train.


You sound like a representative of the tobacco industry.
 
2013-02-28 12:04:02 PM

reillan: WhippingBoy: When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...

When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

/oh, and her room was on the 3rd floor...
//I'm relatively sure she knew...


Similar story here, except we hung out in the basement, and on the rare occasions her mom did come downstairs, she made a big production out of opening the door and very slowly descending the steps.

Good times.
 
2013-02-28 12:05:50 PM
The kid was doomed from the get go. He has a penis.
As soon as he heard the mom come home he should have been gone lickety split.
 
2013-02-28 12:06:10 PM
Carter was ordered held on $62,500 bond. Vargas, who was also charged with criminal restraint, was being held on $82,500 bond.

So the kid is back in her room as we speak.
 
2013-02-28 12:08:40 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.


It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon.

/ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that
 
2013-02-28 12:13:16 PM

uttertosh: Because People in power are Stupid: Of course you know that this is impossible. Men are always the aggressor.

as a beating victim of 3 'feminazis', who broke 3 ribs, my nose, and my collar bone, (for being male) without the polis doing anything about it (because 'I should have defended myself',  I concur with your statement.

Sexism is alive and well in the Swedish investigatory system.


You are lucky they didn't press charges.
 
2013-02-28 12:13:30 PM
Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.
 
2013-02-28 12:15:00 PM

iheartscotch: To The Escape Zeppelin!: "unlawful possession of a weapon"

Since when is owning a machete unlawful? Home Depot sells them, right next to the shovels.

It's New York! A semi-wet towel that is used to snap at someone else is considered a deadly weapon.

/ probably can't have a knife over 8 inches or something like that


New York is now New Singapore per Mayor Bloomberg.  He watches you in your sleep to make sure you aren't dreaming about large regular sodas.
 
2013-02-28 12:22:25 PM

cig-mkr: The kid was doomed from the get go. He has a penis.
As soon as he heard the mom come home he should have been gone lickety split.


imageshack.us
 
2013-02-28 12:22:35 PM

reillan: WhippingBoy: When I was 17, my girlfriend's father would show me his hand-gun every time I went to her house.
All he'd say was "I'm not afraid to use it... I'm not afraid to use it..." as he looked me directly in the eye.

Didn't make a lick of difference...

When I was 17, I went over to my girlfriend's house, and her mom was home.  She greeted me, asked if I wanted anything to drink (water, etc.), and when my g/f said "we're just going to go hang out in my room", her mom said, "ok, you two have fun."  Never bugged us once, although my g/f was totally paranoid that she would.

/oh, and her room was on the 3rd floor...
//I'm relatively sure she knew...


She knew her bedroom was on the 3rd floor?
 
2013-02-28 12:23:03 PM

crab66: Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.


If this woman stopped one unwanted pregnancy and another drain on society, good for her.
 
2013-02-28 12:25:43 PM

Gifted Many Few: crab66: Kids are going to fool around. Get over it.

If this woman stopped one unwanted pregnancy and another drain on society, good for her.


Because there's no such thing as birth control.
 
2013-02-28 12:27:52 PM
I bet the boy was darker than khaki and that was the problem.
 
2013-02-28 12:28:45 PM

Llois: I'm curious about why the photo is of a police car with protesters in the background. The ONLY photo they have of a Garfield police car is the one where they were parked across the street from police brutality protesters?? Really?


Photography is ilegal in Garfield.
 
2013-02-28 12:28:53 PM

Amos Quito: THEY
TOOK
HIS
SHOES


That was the best part!
 
2013-02-28 12:29:37 PM
I wonder if he realized that both of Heather's mommies are in jail.

Time to go back to the scene of the crime and plant your flag.
 
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