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(WCSH 8 Portland)   Hickory dickory dock. Have sex, get hit with a clock. Hit in the head. The hooker is dead. Hickory dickory dock   ( divider line
    More: Strange, hickory, manslaughter, clocks  
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6730 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2013 at 6:40 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-28 06:57:19 AM  
4 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: /If you buy or sell sex, you're doing it wrong.

I've never bought any, but I've always paid for it.
2013-02-28 08:42:01 AM  
3 votes:
2013-02-28 08:38:48 AM  
2 votes:

probesport: Call girl.

No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!
2013-02-28 10:47:01 AM  
1 vote:
That hooker has a face that could stop a clock.
2013-02-28 08:19:23 AM  
1 vote:
You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her.... smoking!
2013-02-28 08:16:08 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-28 07:45:28 AM  
1 vote:
So instead of this working girl being on the clock...(puts on sunglasses), it looks like the clock was on her.

2013-02-28 07:41:35 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-28 06:47:47 AM  
1 vote:
Everyone knows you dump dead hookers in the river.  At least he Darwined himself by killing the only female he'll ever have sex with.
2013-02-28 06:47:20 AM  
1 vote:
approves of headline....
2013-02-28 06:43:04 AM  
1 vote:
I love this headline so much for some reason. Bravo subby, bravo.
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