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(WCSH 8 Portland)   Hickory dickory dock. Have sex, get hit with a clock. Hit in the head. The hooker is dead. Hickory dickory dock   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange, hickory, manslaughter, clocks  
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6724 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2013 at 6:40 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-28 06:57:19 AM  
2 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: /If you buy or sell sex, you're doing it wrong.

I've never bought any, but I've always paid for it.
2013-02-28 08:16:08 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-28 07:41:35 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-28 06:43:04 AM  
1 vote:
I love this headline so much for some reason. Bravo subby, bravo.
2013-02-28 06:42:43 AM  
1 vote:
/If you buy or sell sex, you're doing it wrong.
2013-02-28 06:42:05 AM  
1 vote:
Hard times in Hooker Town.
2013-02-28 06:19:35 AM  
1 vote:
He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.
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