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(WCSH 8 Portland)   Hickory dickory dock. Have sex, get hit with a clock. Hit in the head. The hooker is dead. Hickory dickory dock   (wcsh6.com) divider line 58
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2013-02-28 06:19:35 AM
He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.
 
2013-02-28 06:42:05 AM
Hard times in Hooker Town.
 
2013-02-28 06:42:43 AM
/If you buy or sell sex, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-28 06:42:52 AM
So if you made prostitution legal....
 
2013-02-28 06:43:04 AM
I love this headline so much for some reason. Bravo subby, bravo.
 
2013-02-28 06:46:00 AM

doglover: He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.


  He used a clock buried the body in his own basement.  That's not something someone who planned ahead would do.
 
2013-02-28 06:47:20 AM
brooklynbugle.com
approves of headline....
 
2013-02-28 06:47:47 AM
Everyone knows you dump dead hookers in the river.  At least he Darwined himself by killing the only female he'll ever have sex with.
 
2013-02-28 06:48:27 AM
Harahan, LA represent!
snoballstogo.com
 
2013-02-28 06:57:19 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: /If you buy or sell sex, you're doing it wrong.


I've never bought any, but I've always paid for it.
 
2013-02-28 07:00:07 AM
Dude is an old 21. Who pays for sex when you're 21?
 
2013-02-28 07:02:23 AM
Hickory dickory dock/don't be a hooker.
 
2013-02-28 07:03:32 AM
*snerk*
 
2013-02-28 07:23:54 AM

great_tigers: Dude is an old 21. Who pays for sex when you're 21?


You ain't kidding,he looks way older than 21.
 
2013-02-28 07:24:03 AM
he won't have to pay for it where he's going.
 
2013-02-28 07:24:54 AM

doglover: He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.


Plea bargain, according to TFA.

So he saves the taxpayers the cost of a trial, and the chance of a "Not Guilty" verdict leading to him not doing ANY time.

I'm OK with this.
 
2013-02-28 07:26:05 AM

potterydove: doglover: He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.

  He used a clock buried the body in his own basement.  That's not something someone who planned ahead would do.


There's no honorable reason for killing a hooker with a wooden clock and hiding her body in the basement. That's straight up murder.

People like this are why the death penalty was invented. It's a shame we no longer use it properly.
 
2013-02-28 07:26:54 AM
HOTY candidate, right there. Nicely done, smitty.
 
2013-02-28 07:30:47 AM
The guy is totally cuckoo.
 
2013-02-28 07:41:35 AM
BAN ASSAULT CLOCKS!
 
2013-02-28 07:45:28 AM
So instead of this working girl being on the clock...(puts on sunglasses), it looks like the clock was on her.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
2013-02-28 07:55:18 AM
Is the clock ok?
 
2013-02-28 08:11:21 AM
This woman was 38 and had nine kids. He killed her because he woke up to find her going through his wallet. He told his AA sponser about it a couple of days later but he waited 2 and a half weeks to inform the police because of the AA confidentiality agreement. Link

The dead hooker
www.sunjournal.com
 
2013-02-28 08:14:21 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: /If you buy or sell sex, you're doing it wrong.


Buying sex is like getting married because you take it home and keep it. Hookers on the other hand is more like renting. And you know the old saying, "if it Flies, Floats or Fuks, its better to rent."
 
2013-02-28 08:15:55 AM
Wow.  I guess video games do promote violence.  Classic Grand Theft Auto move right there.  Pick up a hooker, kill her afterwards to get the money back.
 
2013-02-28 08:16:08 AM
SUBBY! -

fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-28 08:19:23 AM
www.oocities.org
You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her.... smoking!
 
2013-02-28 08:28:50 AM
So he killed the lady in 2011 when they also found the body, he pled guilty in June 2012, and he's just being sentenced in 2013? Talk about slow justice.
 
2013-02-28 08:29:51 AM
Call girl.
 
2013-02-28 08:36:54 AM
So the ShamWow guy got into the timepiece business?
 
2013-02-28 08:38:48 AM

probesport: Call girl.


No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!
 
2013-02-28 08:40:47 AM
Wow...Time flys
 
2013-02-28 08:40:48 AM

doglover: He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.


I am quite positive that over time, whilst in prison, what he gets in the shower room will add up to 6 feet eventually.
 
2013-02-28 08:42:01 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-28 08:47:40 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: doglover: He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.

I am quite positive that over time, whilst in prison, what he gets in the shower room will add up to 6 feet eventually.


Yes, because men who beat people to death are known for being timid victims of prison rape.

/and old cliche is old and tired.
 
2013-02-28 08:50:39 AM
Seen fleeing the scene:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 08:52:21 AM

Alonjar: MyKingdomForYourHorse: doglover: He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.

I am quite positive that over time, whilst in prison, what he gets in the shower room will add up to 6 feet eventually.

Yes, because men who beat people to death are known for being timid victims of prison rape.

/and old cliche is old and tired.


Yeah, I wish more people would realize that these sick farks will probably go on to be brutal, sick farks in prison.
 
2013-02-28 08:55:39 AM

Orgasmatron138: Yeah, I wish more people would realize that these sick farks will probably go on to be brutal, sick farks in prison.


Not really as much as you would think, unless they get 'protection'

Of course thanks to our fattening asses, now more than ever the protection you purchase comes at the cost of some Fritos and chocolate donuts and not your ass.
 
2013-02-28 08:55:52 AM
Not Lewiston Idaho. Whew. The hookers there are safe.

Or maybe those were just housewives out for a weekend in Seattle.

Rode my plane home if you know what I mean. But I had to leave them wet on the tarmac.
 
2013-02-28 08:59:21 AM

skinink: So he killed the lady in 2011 when they also found the body, he pled guilty in June 2012, and he's just being sentenced in 2013? Talk about slow justice.


There's no justice, except by accident, in the legal system.
 
2013-02-28 09:09:40 AM

Not_The_Target_Market: [brooklynbugle.com image 400x480]
approves of headline....


He came for this...and he left feeling satisfied,,,,
 
2013-02-28 09:16:00 AM
I told him, HIT THE HOOKER WITH YOUR cOck, not with a clock....I wish he's have changed his hearing aid battery that day
 
2013-02-28 09:22:23 AM
Now he's the one who will be doing time.
 
2013-02-28 09:45:51 AM

doglover: He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.


For a hooker?
 
2013-02-28 09:52:53 AM
www.scaryforkids.com

Approves
 
2013-02-28 10:07:10 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i45.tinypic.com image 300x225]


LOL!! You are aweful for making me laugh at that one!

//need a new keyboard now....coffee spittin out and all
 
2013-02-28 10:20:32 AM

doglover: potterydove: doglover: He murdered a hooker and hid the body. He should not be getting 21 years, he should be getting 6 feet.

  He used a clock buried the body in his own basement.  That's not something someone who planned ahead would do.

There's no honorable reason for killing a hooker with a wooden clock and hiding her body in the basement. That's straight up murder.

People like this are why the death penalty was invented. It's a shame we no longer use it properly.


There's more than 1 degree of murder.  Capital/first degree murder requires premeditation.  It doesn't look like he planned to kill her before hand, so the best they could convict on would be 2nd degree, which isn't death penalty eligible.

Also he had a plea bargain.  No sane person with competent representation would plead guilty to murder if the death penalty was on the table, and anyone with a brain would plead down a potential 2nd degree murder conviction at trial to a lesser charge, like manslaughter.
 
2013-02-28 10:38:21 AM
And nothing of value was lost. What would you get in western europe for this 8 years?

Man that mug shot looks hard compared to the pics submitted by family. I know people almost never look good in mug shots, but the crack hit that one fast.
 
2013-02-28 10:47:01 AM
That hooker has a face that could stop a clock.
 
2013-02-28 12:16:21 PM
He cleaned her clock
For having a piece of her time
He had her hands on his kok
Now he's doing time
 
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