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(Huffington Post)   Perez Hilton becomes dad of a new boy. No word yet on when he will out the baby   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Perez Hilton, celebrity, gay parents, transgender youth, London hotels, Katie Couric  
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2930 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Feb 2013 at 11:07 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-28 04:11:20 PM  
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2013-02-28 11:38:43 AM  
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GoldSpider: Grapple: Giving birth must have been incredibly uncomfortable for him, since he's male.


You and your oppressive social constructs...

Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
2013-02-28 01:32:55 PM  
1 vote:
So do we get to draw jizz on pictures of the baby?
2013-02-28 11:42:09 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: Wait...........he's not gay.........?

This is the second article this week where I'm sharing the same surprise.
2013-02-28 11:32:35 AM  
1 vote:
That bedazzled twink has a sperm count? No way!
2013-02-28 11:25:42 AM  
1 vote:
This tool used to sit outside Starbucks and leach off their wifi to post to his sad blog rather than go in and spend a few bucks on a coffee and he would snark away like a bitter spurned drag queen at anyone in the spotlight. To understand his lack of usefulness in society you just have to note that he made up his name "Perez Hilton" after the person most people assumed was the most useless person in the world. SOMEHOW, some-farking-how, this freak is now rich from it. If you found an old lottery ticket in a urinal and discovered that it was worth 10 million dollars and you cashed it in on the last day before it expired you would STILL have the right to point at this scumbag and ask how in hell he got lucky enough to be where he is.
2013-02-28 11:01:32 AM  
1 vote:
This guy got famous by drawing MSPaint cocks coming out of the mouths of celebrities.

So naturally, people should....
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