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(Huffington Post)   Perez Hilton becomes dad of a new boy. No word yet on when he will out the baby   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 13
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2013-02-28 11:25:42 AM
8 votes:
This tool used to sit outside Starbucks and leach off their wifi to post to his sad blog rather than go in and spend a few bucks on a coffee and he would snark away like a bitter spurned drag queen at anyone in the spotlight. To understand his lack of usefulness in society you just have to note that he made up his name "Perez Hilton" after the person most people assumed was the most useless person in the world. SOMEHOW, some-farking-how, this freak is now rich from it. If you found an old lottery ticket in a urinal and discovered that it was worth 10 million dollars and you cashed it in on the last day before it expired you would STILL have the right to point at this scumbag and ask how in hell he got lucky enough to be where he is.
2013-02-28 01:08:49 PM
2 votes:
For all the "but wait he's gay! I'm so confused!" comments.  Maybe his hag had his baby?  Maybe he got a surrogate mother?  It's not that weird to be gay and still want to and actually pass along your genetic seed by non sexual means.\

/I think he's an idiot not for wanting a baby but because he's a douchbag.
2013-02-28 12:06:07 PM
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: How long until the state he's in gathers enough evidence of child abuse/neglect to take the child away from him?

/I give him a few months, tops


If octomom still has her brood...
2013-02-28 11:30:51 AM
2 votes:
Wait...........he's not gay.........?
2013-02-28 06:57:34 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: How long until the state he's in gathers enough evidence of child abuse/neglect to take the child away from him?



In my opinion, being his child is enough abuse to justify state intervention.
mjg
2013-02-28 04:11:20 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-28 01:38:59 PM
1 votes:
I don't know what the confusion people have is.  Yes, Perez Hilton is gay.  That doesn't mean that he can't also be a father (either through adoption, surrogacy, or other means) and it certainly doesn't mean that he isn't one of the most outwardly homophobic personalities in popular culture.
2013-02-28 01:16:51 PM
1 votes:
This manchild is supposed to take care of a child of his own?!

No farking way.
2013-02-28 11:46:46 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This is the second article this week where I'm sharing the same surprise.


I'm completely shocked, I thought that's his whole schtick. Like "It's ok for me to be catty because I'm gay"
2013-02-28 11:45:01 AM
1 votes:
How long until the state he's in gathers enough evidence of child abuse/neglect to take the child away from him?

/I give him a few months, tops
2013-02-28 11:41:01 AM
1 votes:

deanayer: If you found an old lottery ticket in a urinal and discovered that it was worth 10 million dollars and you cashed it in on the last day before it expired you would STILL have the right to point at this scumbag and ask how in hell he got lucky enough to be where he is.


Heh.
2013-02-28 11:28:54 AM
1 votes:
Giving birth must have been incredibly uncomfortable for him, since he's male.

Good.
2013-02-28 11:01:32 AM
1 votes:
This guy got famous by drawing MSPaint cocks coming out of the mouths of celebrities.

So naturally, people should....
 
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