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(Huffington Post)   Perez Hilton becomes dad of a new boy. No word yet on when he will out the baby   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 52
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2013-02-28 11:01:32 AM
This guy got famous by drawing MSPaint cocks coming out of the mouths of celebrities.

So naturally, people should....
 
2013-02-28 11:13:35 AM
Stupid headline.
 
2013-02-28 11:17:59 AM
Perez WHO?
 
2013-02-28 11:25:42 AM
This tool used to sit outside Starbucks and leach off their wifi to post to his sad blog rather than go in and spend a few bucks on a coffee and he would snark away like a bitter spurned drag queen at anyone in the spotlight. To understand his lack of usefulness in society you just have to note that he made up his name "Perez Hilton" after the person most people assumed was the most useless person in the world. SOMEHOW, some-farking-how, this freak is now rich from it. If you found an old lottery ticket in a urinal and discovered that it was worth 10 million dollars and you cashed it in on the last day before it expired you would STILL have the right to point at this scumbag and ask how in hell he got lucky enough to be where he is.
 
2013-02-28 11:28:54 AM
Giving birth must have been incredibly uncomfortable for him, since he's male.

Good.
 
2013-02-28 11:30:51 AM
Wait...........he's not gay.........?
 
2013-02-28 11:32:24 AM
I don't get it. I'm assuming a lesbian couple used his sperm?
 
2013-02-28 11:32:35 AM
That bedazzled twink has a sperm count? No way!
 
2013-02-28 11:35:54 AM

Grapple: Giving birth must have been incredibly uncomfortable for him, since he's male.

Good.


You and your oppressive social constructs...
 
2013-02-28 11:38:43 AM

GoldSpider: Grapple: Giving birth must have been incredibly uncomfortable for him, since he's male.

Good.

You and your oppressive social constructs...


Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?
 
2013-02-28 11:41:01 AM

deanayer: If you found an old lottery ticket in a urinal and discovered that it was worth 10 million dollars and you cashed it in on the last day before it expired you would STILL have the right to point at this scumbag and ask how in hell he got lucky enough to be where he is.


Heh.
 
2013-02-28 11:42:09 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait...........he's not gay.........?


This is the second article this week where I'm sharing the same surprise.
 
2013-02-28 11:43:24 AM
I have three questions..

who?
we care why?
who?
 
2013-02-28 11:45:01 AM
How long until the state he's in gathers enough evidence of child abuse/neglect to take the child away from him?

/I give him a few months, tops
 
2013-02-28 11:45:58 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Tat'dGreaser: Wait...........he's not gay.........?

This is the second article this week where I'm sharing the same surprise.


Welcome to Obama's America. Where even straight men act like gay.
 
2013-02-28 11:46:39 AM

Hobo Jr.: AverageAmericanGuy: Tat'dGreaser: Wait...........he's not gay.........?

This is the second article this week where I'm sharing the same surprise.

Welcome to Obama's America. Where even straight men act like gay.


DAMN YOU OBAMA AND YOUR GAY AGENDA!
 
2013-02-28 11:46:46 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This is the second article this week where I'm sharing the same surprise.


I'm completely shocked, I thought that's his whole schtick. Like "It's ok for me to be catty because I'm gay"
 
2013-02-28 11:49:14 AM
Wait, wiki says this:

On his blog, Hilton is open about his homosexuality and about his desire to "out" those who he claims are closeted gay celebrities
 
2013-02-28 11:52:09 AM

Hobo Jr.: AverageAmericanGuy: Tat'dGreaser: Wait...........he's not gay.........?

This is the second article this week where I'm sharing the same surprise.

Welcome to Obama's America. Where even straight men act like gay.


Yes, let's return to Eisenhower's America, where gay men acted straight...  or died.
 
2013-02-28 11:52:46 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: GoldSpider: Grapple: Giving birth must have been incredibly uncomfortable for him, since he's male.

Good.

You and your oppressive social constructs...

Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?


Ewww... Colon Baby.
 
2013-02-28 11:57:16 AM
It breeds!?.
 
2013-02-28 12:06:07 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: How long until the state he's in gathers enough evidence of child abuse/neglect to take the child away from him?

/I give him a few months, tops


If octomom still has her brood...
 
2013-02-28 12:12:51 PM
He still won't ever be a daddy.
 
2013-02-28 12:30:55 PM
Poor child.
 
2013-02-28 12:31:18 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, wiki says this:

On his blog, Hilton is open about his homosexuality and about his desire to "out" those who he claims are closeted gay celebrities


Maybe it's a rent-a-uterus.
 
2013-02-28 12:46:09 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait...........he's not gay.........?


Same thing I was thinking...
 
2013-02-28 12:52:16 PM
Good damn that baby looks fugly! Looks like a mongoloid let me draw some cum stains on its mouth.
 
2013-02-28 01:08:49 PM
For all the "but wait he's gay! I'm so confused!" comments.  Maybe his hag had his baby?  Maybe he got a surrogate mother?  It's not that weird to be gay and still want to and actually pass along your genetic seed by non sexual means.\

/I think he's an idiot not for wanting a baby but because he's a douchbag.
 
2013-02-28 01:16:51 PM
This manchild is supposed to take care of a child of his own?!

No farking way.
 
2013-02-28 01:22:43 PM
What you people don't know is that Perez Hilton is actually a straight male PHD with an IQ of 190.

This who shtick is justsome kind of genius performance art for him.
 
2013-02-28 01:32:55 PM
So do we get to draw jizz on pictures of the baby?
 
2013-02-28 01:33:58 PM

doczoidberg: What you people don't know is that Perez Hilton is actually a straight male PHD with an IQ of 190.

This who shtick is justsome kind of genius performance art for him.


He used to be a cute cuban (check out the oooooooooooooooold photos of him, back when he was thin, dark haired and light eyed). Then he became a fat cuban.  Drugs really fked him up. His need to be a mover and shaker and hanger on fked him up even more. Everything Paris Hilton touched turned to shiat...... Mario just got hit with the same stick as Britney and Lindsay.  How Nicole Richie and Kim Kardashian escaped, I have no idea... must be the continued presence of chocolate acts as a natural immune defense from Paris' super-herp.

The only thing I was down with him for was combating the hypocrisy of being in the closet, and being silent.

I miss the Mario who used to blog before Paris started paying him off. He was Michael K funny.

/Wasn't his sister doing his blog in his name after he blew up and started doing drugs hard core?
 
2013-02-28 01:34:23 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, wiki says this:

On his blog, Hilton is open about his homosexuality and about his desire to "out" those who he claims are closeted gay celebrities


I would think that that should be their decision, not that of some self-righteous, agenda-pushing, media-whoring tool who made his fame and fortune being biatchy. Now he get's to teach a human being life lessons.
 
2013-02-28 01:37:02 PM
I'm not seeing logic in "he adopted a child; therefore, he's straight!"

Newsflash: Plenty of gay women and men have children.
 
2013-02-28 01:38:13 PM

RedTank: For all the "but wait he's gay! I'm so confused!" comments.  Maybe his hag had his baby?  Maybe he got a surrogate mother?  It's not that weird to be gay and still want to and actually pass along your genetic seed by non sexual means.\

/I think he's an idiot not for wanting a baby but because he's a douchbag.


I know, I'm completely baffled by everyone who's saying he's not gay. The article doesn't say anything about his sexuality or having a wife or anything that would contradict what we've always known about him.

Not that him having a wife would surprise me that much. I've heard of that before. There was an openly gay radio host who said he was at one point legally married to a woman even though he was already out. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Karel_Bouley  Bizarre, I know, and I don't remember the details. I only heard him a couple times as a guest on another radio show after he got thrown off the air in San Francisco for being caught on a "hot mike" expressing a desire to see Joe the Plumber dead.)
 
2013-02-28 01:38:59 PM
I don't know what the confusion people have is.  Yes, Perez Hilton is gay.  That doesn't mean that he can't also be a father (either through adoption, surrogacy, or other means) and it certainly doesn't mean that he isn't one of the most outwardly homophobic personalities in popular culture.
 
2013-02-28 01:40:17 PM
Also:

The Matthew Shepard Foundation was surprised to learn this morning via media reports that blogger Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira) has announced he plans to donate, to our organization, the proceeds of a lawsuit he is contesting over an altercation which has been widely reported in recent days.

We had no advance notice or contact from Mr. Hilton or his representatives regarding this proposal, nor any communication since he posted this plan to his website.

We do not know the details of the lawsuit, whether it has been filed, the nature of his claims or the likely outcome. But because the lawsuit presumably involves the physical attack prompted by Mr. Hilton's admitted use of an anti-gay slur, the Foundation will be unable to accept any funds obtained in such a manner.

We very much appreciate the generosity of the offer to support our continuing work to memorialize Matthew through activism in defense of sexual minorities and in favor of understanding, compassion, and acceptance. But because so much of our work involves education to reduce the use of hateful language against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered persons, or those so perceived, it would be inappropriate for us to benefit financially from circumstances in which such a verbal attack was involved.

While we applaud Mr. Hilton's apology to the LGBT community and their loved ones for his use of such a slur, we also feel compelled to point out that use of epithets can often lead to physical violence, as it appears it may have in this case, and that the Matthew Shepard Foundation has worked for more than 10 years to bring to people's attention the consequences of hateful or intolerant language.

Judy Shepard
Chair, MSF Governing Board


Though, I doubt he felt shame since he's essentially a middle school girl who just hit puberty.
 
2013-02-28 01:41:32 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu:
I miss the Mario who used to blog before Paris started paying him off. He was Michael K funny.

No, he wasn't. He wasn't as immature, churlish, and whiny, but he was never as funny as Michael K. Part of the greatness of Michael K's blog is his self-deprecating style. This annoying little twat never had that.
 
2013-02-28 01:43:22 PM

MadAzza: ExperianScaresCthulhu:
I miss the Mario who used to blog before Paris started paying him off. He was Michael K funny.

No, he wasn't. He wasn't as immature, churlish, and whiny, but he was never as funny as Michael K. Part of the greatness of Michael K's blog is his self-deprecating style. This annoying little twat never had that.



I meant to say, "He wasn't as immature, churlish, and whiny AS HE IS NOW."


I did not intend to say the fabulous Michael K is ... any of those things.
 
2013-02-28 02:02:23 PM
Betcha the baby can take a punch to face with more dignity than Perez did.
 
2013-02-28 02:34:05 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: GoldSpider: Grapple: Giving birth must have been incredibly uncomfortable for him, since he's male.

Good.

You and your oppressive social constructs...

Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?


YOU KEEP IT IN THE CLOSET?! AND YOU WROTE CLEVELAND ON IT?!
 
2013-02-28 03:18:11 PM
Must've had a baby like Billy Zane did.
 
2013-02-28 04:04:56 PM
deanayer would snark away like a bitter spurned drag queen at anyone in the spotlight.
 
mjg
2013-02-28 04:11:20 PM
images1.makefive.com
 
2013-02-28 06:01:31 PM

SkylineRecords: Tat'dGreaser: Wait, wiki says this:

On his blog, Hilton is open about his homosexuality and about his desire to "out" those who he claims are closeted gay celebrities

I would think that that should be their decision, not that of some self-righteous, agenda-pushing, media-whoring tool who made his fame and fortune being biatchy. Now he get's to teach a human being life lessons.


Oh yeah, that kid is farking DOOMED.
 
2013-02-28 06:57:34 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: How long until the state he's in gathers enough evidence of child abuse/neglect to take the child away from him?



In my opinion, being his child is enough abuse to justify state intervention.
 
2013-02-28 07:51:51 PM
Poor kid.
 
2013-02-28 07:52:52 PM
He's the only worse person to procreate than Kim and Kanye. Poor kid.
 
2013-02-28 09:03:12 PM

missmez: The My Little Pony Killer: How long until the state he's in gathers enough evidence of child abuse/neglect to take the child away from him?

/I give him a few months, tops

If octomom still has her brood...


maybe octomom gave him one of her hatchlings
 
2013-02-28 11:06:55 PM
I can't wait to see when the kid rebels and becomes a well-adjusted member of society.
 
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