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(Yahoo)   "Really, Your Honor, I saw little green men on my mommy's boyfriend's chest so I stabbed them all. LSD? Yes, Your Honor, a little"   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 87
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2003-12-18 12:08:02 PM
yeah, just take this little piece of paper and put it in your mouth and hide it.

wow. was the guy retarded? seriously
 
2003-12-18 12:22:16 PM
The ravages of LSD... first thing to go are the prepositions.
 
2003-12-18 12:29:12 PM
Allow me to be the first;

REPEAT!!!
 
2003-12-18 12:29:36 PM
It's funny that the article says, 'Raymond Rodriguez (pictured, left)', even though he isn't...

This story has the same text, word for word, but they remembered to include the picture...
 
2003-12-18 12:35:56 PM
If the guy is at a second grade level then yes he's retarded.

My little brother is handicapped. He's 28 years old with the mind of a four year old. But a very big four year old.
 
2003-12-18 12:51:08 PM
3 good reasons why he should get the chair:

- he's a convicted killer (the old man was obviously an accident...but there's no denying he was trying to kill that little green man)

- he's a hard core drug abuser (licked funny stamps and was probably a pot smoker too)

- he's a retard (self explanatory)

/flamebait
 
2003-12-18 01:16:12 PM
M-O-O-N. That spells murder.
 
2003-12-18 01:45:13 PM
doccm9 wins
 
2003-12-18 02:36:36 PM
Deja-vu!
 
2003-12-18 03:57:10 PM
Allow me to be the first;

REPEAT!!!
 
2003-12-18 03:59:26 PM
This is one of those stories that gets more interesting
each time I read it.
 
2003-12-18 04:00:21 PM
This isn't a repeat, this is a follow-up giving the verdict to the trial which was posted befor.
 
2003-12-18 04:00:30 PM
Simply because he's retarded he should be killed...

Really, they shouldn't let people like that live.
 
2003-12-18 04:01:22 PM
Whoever gave the mentally disabled person guy should be in jail.
 
2003-12-18 04:01:29 PM
I cry bulls@#t
 
2003-12-18 04:02:19 PM
doccm9 Laws yes!
 
2003-12-18 04:02:48 PM
I betcha the people yelling repeat are the ones that have little green martians on their chest. Farkin alien lovers, c'mere one second ...
 
2003-12-18 04:03:27 PM
fly_by_night such a quick Rush to judgement there...
 
2003-12-18 04:03:35 PM
Allow me to be the 2nd or 3rd..

REPEAT!!!
 
2003-12-18 04:03:35 PM
YOu don't 'pass out' on LSD. Er, so I've heard.
 
2003-12-18 04:04:15 PM
wow. two repeats in a row. wow. two repeats in a row.
 
2003-12-18 04:04:17 PM
Allow me to be the first;

REPEAT!!!
 
mem
2003-12-18 04:05:03 PM
Again?

Now, ive heard of flashbacks but this sh*t gettin' recockulous!
 
2003-12-18 04:05:46 PM
Only the deaf and dumb along with their retarded accomplices, are immune to Captain Trips. Lame troll fly_by_night. A lot of people here I'm sure have relatives that you wish would be killed, and thats not very nice. That said, I love making fun of retarded people.
 
2003-12-18 04:06:35 PM
"Rodriguez said he was forced to take LSD..."

Well, hell, and the pimp on the corner was forced to biatch slap his hoes and forced them to turn tricks, so they are all innocent too because they were forced to.

Old 'n busted: "Temporary insanity" defense
New hotness: "Forced to commit a crime" defense
 
2003-12-18 04:07:51 PM
I keep tryin to have flashbacks..............
just cant seem to find them for over 20 yearsof tryin..
 
2003-12-18 04:08:23 PM
I thought this was going to be another article bashing drugs, but i'd have to say this is pretty legitimate. Jesus, you don't give someone a drug and not tell them what it is ESPECIALLY if it's a mentally challenged person, who can't normally even percieve the reality their in sober. Give the guy who gave him the drugs the chair.
 
2003-12-18 04:09:58 PM
bearinews:
I keep tryin to have flashbacks..............
just cant seem to find them for over 20 yearsof tryin..

I've never had a flashback either. I always considered flashbacks as an added bonus.
 
2003-12-18 04:10:30 PM
Man, there is no fun quite like slipping acid to a retard and handing him a knife. Good times.
 
2003-12-18 04:11:22 PM
and furthermore, anyone else think this kid was set up?
 
2003-12-18 04:12:23 PM
Allow me to be the 2nd or 3rd..

REPEAT!!!
 
2003-12-18 04:14:00 PM
LSD does not make you violent!!!

-is that roast baby I smell?-
 
2003-12-18 04:16:03 PM
We're talking about a person with a second-grade level who didn't...

Second-grade level WHAT? Education? Looks like someone forgot a word.
 
2003-12-18 04:17:16 PM
hey, i've tripped out like ten times and never had to stab anyone. Not even a little. Really, drugs don't change who you are or what you want to do, they just weaken the barriers that normally stop you from doin' it. If you kill someone on drugs it's not the fault of drugs, it just means you're too much of a wimp to do it sober.

of course, giving someone drugs without telling them is hurting them, in a way similar to kicking the crap out of them.

sorry if you read this post looking for something witty or intelligent.
 
2003-12-18 04:18:27 PM
 
2003-12-18 04:18:27 PM
anyone who doses someone else without their knowledge is a piece of sheisse. that is all
 
2003-12-18 04:18:54 PM
I've taken LSD multiple times and never been violent. Never been much more then cheery and giggling.
 
2003-12-18 04:21:04 PM
Repeat??? Follow-up???
 
2003-12-18 04:21:27 PM
2003-12-18 04:14:00 PM lysergic

-is that roast baby I smell?-


"Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you. Hold onto your values as we step through the looking glass into a hippie pot party. While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his
old lady has a better idea....
That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger."
 
2003-12-18 04:21:56 PM
I've always wanted to ask my passengers if that is a giant butterfly on our wing?
Did you know a 747 can do a barrel roll?
 
2003-12-18 04:23:45 PM
the prosecuters said he killed his mom's boyfriend for a truck. why would he want a truck anyway? 2nd graders can't drive. was it a toy truck? maybe for the little green man to drive? oh wait, he killed that guy. oh, this is confusing.
 
2003-12-18 04:24:40 PM
 
2003-12-18 04:25:21 PM
Mopofdeath...Beautiful!
 
2003-12-18 04:28:28 PM
retard---I love that word.

Better though is your standard 'tard'.
 
2003-12-18 04:32:30 PM
I've got something that needs to be hidden in a tard's mouth.
 
2003-12-18 04:35:34 PM
Let me be the first to say that I, for one, welcome our new mentally handicapped, knife-weilding overlords.
 
2003-12-18 04:37:08 PM
People!. There is a new and far more deadly threat to our national security! The mentally handicapped! We must confront this evil head on! Hide your children! Lock your doors (use the child-proof ones, they have trouble with those)! Fear their vastly inferior intelligence!
 
2003-12-18 04:42:00 PM
Zenenigma


yeah i've done some too. but i almost always knew about it.
the ONE time i was dosed without knowing about it was the
worst, WORST night o' my life.
jeebus keerist for about an hour i didnt know what was happening. then i figured it out.
now i'm trying to figure out what a retarded guy would do
if the couch started talking to him. freak out?
prob'ly.

tough call. shame on the doser.
 
2003-12-18 04:42:26 PM
This was repeated last week with a funnier headline.
 
2003-12-18 04:42:38 PM
repeat or not - it's my point! (yay)
 
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