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(Daily Mail)   Good: Your girlfriend likes three way sex. Bad: With other men Worse: Dead men, cold murdered dead men   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 123
    More: Sick, Alisa Massaro, corpses, Cheyenne Central High School, Adam Landerman  
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2013-02-28 01:05:54 AM
she 'wanted to have sex with a dead guy,'
....
piled the bodies of Eric Glover and Terrence Rankins, both 22, together and placed a beige sheet across them so he and his longtime girlfriend, Alisa Massaro, could lie together on top of them


- youredoingitwrong.jpg

i.dailymail.co.uk
hey guyz, you wanna come over? i've got video games. and we can have sex. please?

/
story is awesome and deserves a made-for-tv movie.
 
2013-02-28 05:31:02 AM
All that and noone examines the racial angle?
 
2013-02-28 05:33:00 AM
It goes to show that guys can be led around by their cawks,by even ugly chicks.
 
2013-02-28 09:18:01 AM
Maybe she's a nympho and needs someone who can be stiff for more than four hours without having to see a doctor to prevent permanent injury.
 
2013-02-28 09:19:27 AM
Wait a second, there was two dead guys AND her sexual partners?

We've been over this, two sticks and a hole thats a threeway. Add more sticks then its a gangbang......get it right already
 
2013-02-28 09:22:26 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Wait a second, there was two dead guys AND her sexual partners?

We've been over this, two sticks and a hole thats a threeway. Add more sticks then its a gangbang......get it right already


He could have been humping one of the guys in the butt... so technically a 3 way times 2.
 
2013-02-28 09:23:16 AM
doomgeneration.jpg
 
2013-02-28 09:23:23 AM
Hey, I'm not judging. I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth.
 
2013-02-28 09:23:56 AM
And this, folks, is why we have the death penalty.  There's no fixing these sick farks, just shove'em into a woodchipper.  And throw the sheet in with'em.
 
2013-02-28 09:24:18 AM
I gotta try that sometime. Sounds hawt
 
2013-02-28 09:24:49 AM
www.aerojockey.com

Fortunately, they turned out to be drug dealers.
 
2013-02-28 09:24:50 AM
Dollars to donuts these weirdos all listen to ICP.
 
2013-02-28 09:24:57 AM
and they say necromance is dead
 
2013-02-28 09:26:12 AM
Come for the video games, stay for the necro sex.
 
2013-02-28 09:26:21 AM
I just don't get it.  Do these folks end up in an asylum or prison?
 
MFK
2013-02-28 09:26:26 AM
what in the actual fark?
 
2013-02-28 09:26:46 AM
At least the dead guys didn't have to see who they were farking. And they don't have to admit to it either, so that is good.
 
hej
2013-02-28 09:27:09 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

If that's enough to lure you, you probably don't have much to live for anyways.
 
2013-02-28 09:27:10 AM
It's like we just had an article yesterday about how the Daily Mail makes up stories out of whole cloth or something
 
2013-02-28 09:27:35 AM
the801:
hey guyz, you wanna come over? i've got video games. and we can have sex. please?

Honestly, nobody looks at their sexiest in a mug shot.  I'm not saying she'd give Charlize Theron a run for her money, but [Ric Romero] teenage boys often exercise poor judgement in the eternal quest for a warm spot to park their dick.

That aside, if you look like this:

i.dailymail.co.uk

(by which I mean, reasonably normal, not black) Stay the HELL away from people who look even a bit like this:

i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk

There is no possible way it will end well.
 
2013-02-28 09:29:15 AM
5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Internet
#4. It's From the Farking Daily Mail
 
2013-02-28 09:29:25 AM
Unless I'm reading it wrong, the sickos didn't have sex with the bodies at all; they had sex on top of the bodies.  I'm not sure which is worse, but I'm thoroughly grossed out.
 
2013-02-28 09:29:27 AM
Look, ladies, I understand Shane was bunkable material for you, but let it go....
 
2013-02-28 09:29:28 AM
Not buying it. The only "source" is some page that only references itself for any quotes and info.
 
2013-02-28 09:29:51 AM

one0nine: And this, folks, is why we have the death penalty.  There's no fixing these sick farks, just shove'em into a woodchipper.  And throw the sheet in with'em.


Your assuming that that the Daily Mail is making it completely up.
 
2013-02-28 09:30:28 AM

FullMetalPanda: He could have been humping one of the guys in the butt... so technically a 3 way times 2.


Upon further inspection of the mug shots, I contend that you could quite possibly be right

Rev. Skarekroe: Dollars to donuts these weirdos all listen to ICP.


Never could a more true statement be made
 
2013-02-28 09:30:42 AM
I don't blame her, a guy would have to be dead to be remotely stiff in the presence of that chick.
 
2013-02-28 09:32:49 AM

Bored Horde: It's like we just had an article yesterday about how the Daily Mail makes up stories out of whole cloth or something


generallyso: 5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Internet
#4. It's From the Farking Daily Mail


RoxtarRyan: Not buying it. The only "source" is some page that only references itself for any quotes and info.


except that this really did happen:

Nightmare on Hickory Street: An Inside View to a Horrific Double Murder
 
2013-02-28 09:33:35 AM
I wish these people would have accidentally pulled into a paranoid shot gun wielding old mans driveway.
 
2013-02-28 09:33:41 AM
sithon : All that and no one examines the racial angle?

They're white trash that thinks $100 is big money. Ain't no money in it for Reverend Al and the rest of the black agenda folks.
They're sleazy, not stupid.
 
2013-02-28 09:33:53 AM

Bored Horde: It's like we just had an article yesterday about how the Daily Mail makes up stories out of whole cloth or something


This one's real. Here's a non-Daily Fail link.

one0nine: And this, folks, is why we have the death penalty.  There's no fixing these sick farks, just shove'em into a woodchipper.  And throw the sheet in with'em.


They should just bring back hanging. Fast, cheap, simple, effective, no bullshiat.

/lives near J-town
 
2013-02-28 09:34:18 AM
We are keeping in mind this is a Daily Fail article that is most likely completely made up.
 
2013-02-28 09:34:49 AM
I don't get how those black guys let those white guys kill them???

They look athletic, strong...and not totally stupid.
The white guys look like hillbilly meth come to town...sharing brain cells between them.

???

Sad and sick!
 
2013-02-28 09:34:49 AM
Cue the blame on ICP!!
 
2013-02-28 09:35:35 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Trapped: Bethany McKee, 18, allegedly lured the victims to her friend's house with the promise of sex and video games

So what happened to their guide dogs?
 
2013-02-28 09:36:01 AM
Miner later admitted that they four believed the men had carried 'lot of money' and that they were planning to rob them. They believed Rankins was a drug dealer and carried $100 with him.

I don't even know where to begin with those statements.  Not a very good drug dealer first of all then downhill from there.
 
2013-02-28 09:37:05 AM
Seen it.
cdn-1.nflximg.com
/hot
 
2013-02-28 09:37:23 AM
It also said that she had sex with a Miner.
/Joshua Miner, that is.
 
2013-02-28 09:38:12 AM
Necrophilia, really? She didn't even have sex with the bodies. Did no one stop to think that she just likes lumpy mattresses?
 
2013-02-28 09:39:05 AM

calbert: Bored Horde: It's like we just had an article yesterday about how the Daily Mail makes up stories out of whole cloth or something

generallyso: 5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Internet
#4. It's From the Farking Daily Mail

RoxtarRyan: Not buying it. The only "source" is some page that only references itself for any quotes and info.

except that this really did happen:

Nightmare on Hickory Street: An Inside View to a Horrific Double Murder


That's the "source" he's referring to. None of the links on that page go to somewhere credible.

However- I found  this, not much else, though, my google fu is weak.
 
2013-02-28 09:39:23 AM
FTFA: Trapped: Bethany McKee, 18, allegedly lured the victims to her friend's house with the promise of sex and video games


I'm thinking it was mostly the video games.
 
2013-02-28 09:40:11 AM

Coolfusis: calbert: Bored Horde: It's like we just had an article yesterday about how the Daily Mail makes up stories out of whole cloth or something

generallyso: 5 Easy Ways to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Internet
#4. It's From the Farking Daily Mail

RoxtarRyan: Not buying it. The only "source" is some page that only references itself for any quotes and info.

except that this really did happen:

Nightmare on Hickory Street: An Inside View to a Horrific Double Murder

That's the "source" he's referring to. None of the links on that page go to somewhere credible.

However- I found  this, not much else, though, my google fu is weak.


Sorry, I should specify - there are other, more credible stories, but none that mention the sex angle.
 
2013-02-28 09:41:36 AM
 
2013-02-28 09:41:51 AM
couple of straight up thugs. these people are all alike...animals!
 
2013-02-28 09:45:03 AM
fark everything about these people.
 
2013-02-28 09:45:44 AM
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/01/15/new-details-revealed-about-jol i et-double-murder-suspects/

I got this. I'm still not 100% on this being a real thing, but I'm getting there.

Black guys: Stay away from fat, white trailer trash. Sure, you won't always get murdered and have your corpse defiled, but nothing good's going to happen either.
 
2013-02-28 09:45:51 AM
Rigor mortis is way better than Viagra.
 
2013-02-28 09:45:56 AM

Droog8912: Unless I'm reading it wrong, the sickos didn't have sex with the bodies at all; they had sex on top of the bodies.  I'm not sure which is worse, but I'm thoroughly grossed out.


Especially more grossed out when the article states the bodies expelled gas and evacuated the bowels, most likely during.

hej:i.dailymail.co.uk

If that's enough to lure you, you probably don't have much to live for anyways.

When the guys followed her into the room and saw the two white guys and another girl, they were like 'Aw hell no, over our dead bodies'.  Miner was 'That's works for us.'
 
2013-02-28 09:47:16 AM

Coolfusis: Sorry, I should specify - there are other, more credible stories, but none that mention the sex angle.


Ah, good point. That is exactly the type of detail the Mail would make up.
 
2013-02-28 09:49:04 AM

Coolfusis: However- I found  this, not much else, though, my google fu is weak.

Sorry, I should specify - there are other, more credible stories, but none that mention the sex angle.


here is a link from when it first broke:

Joliet Authorities: 4 Young Adults Rob, Murder 2 Friends, Then Continue 'Party Atmosphere' - See more at: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/01/11/joliet-authorities-4-young-adul ts-robbed-murdered-2-friends-then-continued-party-atmosphere/#sthash.v 2gUuFgF.dpuf Jan 11

besides the murder, the fact that they 'played video games and were surprised when the police showed up' was the only extravagant angle to the story.

now that more details are emerging about sex on the bodies, that is what is grabbing headlines and piquing interest.

when the story was first reported, the timeline made it sound like it all happened on one night (Monday 4pm, murders occur... Monday 8pm, cops are at the door).

Now the details are showing that the timeline was spread out over a few days.

/I live about 5 miles away
 
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