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(Globe and Mail)   Would you go to Mars on a 501 day round trip with your wife? Difficulty: Your wife, no showers, no toilet paper, drinking your own urine   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-28 01:22:20 AM
4 votes:

gadian: I'd do it.  The kids would understand, right?  Hell, they can come too.


Woah. Mars is no place to raise a kid. In fact, it's cold as hell.
2013-02-28 06:27:50 AM
3 votes:
No showers, no TP, ...

Why not just take a Carnival Cruise?
2013-02-28 12:47:30 AM
3 votes:
Won't SHE be surprised when I sneak off the pad at T-60!
2013-02-28 11:57:10 AM
2 votes:
Hell, I won't go on a two day road trip with my wife.

The last damn thing I need is 501 days of being told that I am not flying the right direction.
2013-02-28 12:37:10 AM
2 votes:
crap
2013-02-28 12:29:57 AM
2 votes:
Other than the Mars thing...how is this any different than what were doing now?
2013-02-28 08:40:05 AM
1 votes:
Sure, I'll go with my Canadian wife. You haven't met her, but she's really hot.
2013-02-28 07:07:36 AM
1 votes:
Two astronauts, one cup.
2013-02-28 06:34:11 AM
1 votes:

gadian: I'd do it.  The kids would understand, right?  Hell, they can come too.


Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids. in fact its cold as hell.
2013-02-28 04:49:14 AM
1 votes:
YES! I would go. I would take my wife with me. Seriously? How could I not want to? My wife would be hesitant, until I mention the awesome fringe benefit of ... Zero gravity sex!

I already live most of the American dream, I'm a white guy who screws a minority. I may as well live the Ultimate dream, of doing that in space.

And we can catch up on reading and video games!

/now I've only got to find a babysitter
//name a more niche porn than "inter-racial, zero-gravity, ANY kind of sex"
2013-02-28 03:13:09 AM
1 votes:
Can I choose a new wife before I go?

My wife would not want to go on the trip.
2013-02-28 02:34:05 AM
1 votes:
If I can have Timothy Olyphant for my wife then let's go.
2013-02-28 01:28:18 AM
1 votes:
Open the pod bay doors Sweet Pea. Sweet Pea ... open the pod bay doors.
2013-02-28 01:26:02 AM
1 votes:
With my wife- No.

Watch from the launch pad as she leaves for Mars,knowing that so far nothing we've sent to Mars has ever returned - yes.
2013-02-28 01:06:59 AM
1 votes:
i.cdn.turner.com

There can be only NONE!
2013-02-28 01:05:55 AM
1 votes:
The story is also on io9 right now.

The most popular comment thread there is a bunch of people whining about the fact the spacefaring couple is expected to be "heteronormative".
2013-02-28 01:03:28 AM
1 votes:
Hmmmm....space nookie...vs trapped with my wife.

Can I just take my girlfriend, instead?
2013-02-28 12:52:06 AM
1 votes:
I just mentioned to my wife today that I'd chew my arm off for an opportunity to make that trip.  She said she wasn't going but my one armed self should have a good time.

So I'm going.
2013-02-28 12:50:50 AM
1 votes:
HOUSTON, WE DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM ANYMORE
 
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