FARK.com: (7616971) You know how in porn when a cabbie tells a woman she doesn't have to pay him for the ride if she lets him give her another kind of ride and she's totally into the suggestion? Yeah, it doesn't work that way in real life

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		You know how in porn when a cabbie tells a woman she doesn't have to pay him for the ride if she lets him give her another kind of ride and she's totally into the suggestion? Yeah, it doesn't work that way in real life (azfamily.com)		12
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HotWingAgenda		2013-02-28 03:52:33 AM

6 votes:

KrispyKritter: my psychoanalyst didn't realize there's only one cabbie in my town, right down the block from me. i wish he would quit telling me stories.

How do you live in town with exactly one taxi, and also a psychoanalyst? Do you live on the set of a television show?

Day_Old_Dutchie		2013-02-28 06:07:37 AM

3 votes:

While speaking with police, Vincent reportedly admitted that he had offered the women rides in exchange for sexual favors."

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A pic of his cab

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MythDragon		2013-02-28 07:39:00 AM

2 votes:

I'm sure he has a good twin somewhere

KrispyKritter		2013-02-28 03:23:03 AM

2 votes:

my psychoanalyst has the bad habit of telling stories about other patients. told me about an over-sexed cab driver in my town who drove a sister to the Jersey Shore (from way up in NoNJ Action Park country) and along the way couldn't help but be himself. and she was nice enough to give him a hand job.

next thing you know he's on a nasty block in Atlantic City scared shiatless while some brothers are loading his trunk up with things you don't want in your trunk. when the nubian princess got back into the cab he began to object and she reminded him about his hack license, certain laws, a recent handjob and that she's got a trunk load of goods to deliver to NYC pronto.

when all was said and done she didn't pay him a dime and also hit him up for $100.00 to keep her mouth shut. the kicker: my psychoanalyst didn't realize there's only one cabbie in my town, right down the block from me. i wish he would quit telling me stories.

orbister		2013-02-28 08:08:55 AM

1 votes:

meanmutton: Why does enforcing the law as written require "outrage"?

Try asking that on a pot thread.

HotIgneous Intruder		2013-02-28 06:53:13 AM

1 votes:

filter: Is there a law against this?

Is there a law against exchanging a nice meal and a few drinks for sex? I thought that was how dating worked.

You may think sex is free, but one way or another, men always end up paying for it.

Note: It's always cheaper to pay a pro. Always.

doglover		2013-02-28 03:55:30 AM

1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: KrispyKritter: my psychoanalyst didn't realize there's only one cabbie in my town, right down the block from me. i wish he would quit telling me stories.

How do you live in town with exactly one taxi, and also a psychoanalyst? Do you live on the set of a television show?

Neat thing about making shiat up, you can just add the details you want.

ModernLuddite		2013-02-28 03:29:14 AM

1 votes:

I call fake. There are no white cab drivers!

SpaceBison		2013-02-28 03:21:45 AM

1 votes:

That only works if you're not ugly.

walrusonion		2013-02-28 03:17:49 AM

1 votes:

filter		2013-02-28 03:17:43 AM

1 votes:

Is there a law against this?

Is there a law against exchanging a nice meal and a few drinks for sex? I thought that was how dating worked.

You may think sex is free, but one way or another, men always end up paying for it.