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(WOWT Omaha)   $19,000 in Girl Scout Cookies stolen. Damn, that's like 12 boxes   (wowt.com) divider line 37
    More: Sad, Girl Scout cookie, Spartanburg  
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2013-02-27 09:42:14 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 09:49:02 PM
i22.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-02-28 12:25:50 AM
In before the Thin Mints.
 
2013-02-28 01:26:19 AM

Amos Quito: In before the Thin Mints.


in before samoans
 
2013-02-28 01:39:44 AM

SpikeStrip: in before samoans



Those are the money cookies.
 
2013-02-28 02:07:31 AM
if no girl scouts come to your house, is it okay to come to them and did i word that poorly
 
2013-02-28 03:26:21 AM
Meanwhile, in a hotel room somewhere north of Spartanburg

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-28 03:58:03 AM
www.grubgrade.com
 
2013-02-28 04:15:59 AM
www.maniacworld.com

/It was probably Derek
//was in The John
 
2013-02-28 04:19:13 AM
Were they made from real Girl Scouts?
 
m00
2013-02-28 04:26:32 AM
"The thieves seem to favor think mints and shortbreads...those were the only two flavors taken."

think mints? pretty sure the editor was riding the shortbread bus.
 
2013-02-28 04:28:43 AM
GIVE THE MONSTER WHAT HE WANTS!

Diabetes?

NO, BUT GOOD COMMENT ON MODERN CULTURE! NO, COOKIES!

thedailyentertainment.files.wordpress.com
 
Skr
2013-02-28 04:37:26 AM
This is madness!
 
2013-02-28 04:38:10 AM
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
i.imgur.com
www.gunaxin.com

/they sell cookies too?
 
2013-02-28 04:41:50 AM
It was an inside job.
i.imgur.com
Justine Beiber did it!!!
 
2013-02-28 05:21:28 AM
Had just taken a drink of tea when I read the headline.  Subby, you damn near owed me a new laptop.
 
2013-02-28 05:58:40 AM

Amos Quito: In before the Thin Mints.


s24.postimage.org
Think mints?
 
2013-02-28 06:11:20 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-28 07:19:03 AM
Think mints?

nice editing.
 
2013-02-28 07:39:17 AM
Death penalty.

Also, did I ever tell you why I was kicked out of the cub scouts?

/Got caught eating a brownie
 
2013-02-28 07:52:57 AM
Actually it's more like 40 boxes.

And that's as much as four tens.

And that's terrible.
 
2013-02-28 07:54:03 AM

illannoyin: Death penalty.

Also, did I ever tell you why I was kicked out of the cub scouts?

/Got caught eating a brownie


i guess that's better than getting kicked out Catholic Church for eating a wafer
 
2013-02-28 08:04:08 AM

LesterB: Actually it's more like 40 boxes.

And that's as much as four tens.

And that's terrible.


I don't know, the picture in the story only has 3 boxes...
 
2013-02-28 08:18:51 AM
5428 boxes, according to my calculator. $3.50 a box. i know the "meme" or "cliche" or whatever says "omg dem cookies iz tha overpriced!!1!" but really as a fundraiser it's still a good value.

much better value than the boyscouts' seriously overpriced popcorn

/no relation nor association to or with any girlscouts
//love those samoas!
 
2013-02-28 08:27:18 AM
 
2013-02-28 08:28:14 AM
Ok, it was last summer, not really meanwhile...
 
2013-02-28 08:42:11 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: illannoyin: Death penalty.

Also, did I ever tell you why I was kicked out of the cub scouts?

/Got caught eating a brownie

i guess that's better than getting kicked out Catholic Church for eating a wafer


I drank all the Jesus Juice once
 
2013-02-28 09:48:36 AM
"Caramel deLites"?

Oh, the ABC brand version, tastes like made with used machine oil. Hope the illustration is accurate and the genuine Samoas weren't hit.
 
2013-02-28 09:55:00 AM
Were they filled with PowerMacs inside?
 
2013-02-28 10:41:36 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-28 10:51:04 AM
Artist's depiction of the suspects:

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 04:36:53 PM
Times must be tough when they're willing to steal from the mob.
 
2013-02-28 11:33:10 PM

Amos Quito: In before the Thin Mints


Yeah, yeah, yeah...  Now shut up and give me my god damn thin mints, already.

/I swear they put crack in them
 
2013-03-01 12:40:10 AM
C'mon man, just front me a box of Samoas, you know I'm good for it.

GIVE ME THE MOTHERFARKIN' COOKIES OR I'LL CUT YA LIKE THE GUBBERMINT CHEESE!!111!!
 
2013-03-01 04:39:57 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Amos Quito: In before the Thin Mints

Yeah, yeah, yeah...  Now shut up and give me my god damn thin mints, already.

/I swear they put crack in them


you don't even eat thin mints.   you're just saying that
 
2013-03-01 10:17:24 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Benevolent Misanthrope: Amos Quito: In before the Thin Mints

Yeah, yeah, yeah...  Now shut up and give me my god damn thin mints, already.

/I swear they put crack in them

you don't even eat thin mints.   you're just saying that


Comedy muthaf*cka.  Do ya speak it!
 
2013-03-01 06:58:06 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jon iz teh kewl: Benevolent Misanthrope: Amos Quito: In before the Thin Mints

Yeah, yeah, yeah...  Now shut up and give me my god damn thin mints, already.

/I swear they put crack in them

you don't even eat thin mints.   you're just saying that

Comedy muthaf*cka.  Do ya speak it!


and you probably have to be at the gym in 26 minutes too
 
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