FARK.com: (7616796) Study states that pessimists live longer. Great, now I've got THAT going for me too

		Study states that pessimists live longer. Great, now I've got THAT going for me too (telegraph.co.uk)		9
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Bruxellensis		2013-02-28 10:55:13 AM

2 votes:

I'm not a pessimist; I'm an optometrist

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2013-02-28 12:41:52 AM

2 votes:

What the secret to immortality may look like

angryjd		2013-02-28 08:25:31 AM

1 votes:

They don't live longer. It just seems longer.

TheJoe03		2013-02-28 01:10:19 AM

1 votes:

I forgot what comedian said this, maybe Carlin, but optimist is just another word for idiot

Amos Quito		2013-02-28 12:57:30 AM

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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Badgers: [www.digitaljournal.com image 554x575]

/Immortal

Well done sir. Great minds and all that.

But, I was 30 seconds faster. Story of my life.

Pisses her off, dunn'it?

wildcardjack		2013-02-28 12:46:10 AM

1 votes:

It only seems longer

gadian		2013-02-28 12:33:54 AM

1 votes:

So the little robot from the Hitchhiker's Guide had the right idea?

Starblazer		2013-02-28 12:27:27 AM

1 votes:

Now I have to worry about living longer too? Arrrgh. This world is so disappointing.

Pointy Tail of Satan		2013-02-28 12:27:21 AM

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Cool. Cause I'm on a diuretic, so I pess even more now.

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