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(Telegraph)   Study states that pessimists live longer. Great, now I've got THAT going for me too   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 9
    More: Asinine, Victor Meldrew, Office for National Statistics, terminal illness  
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2013-02-28 10:55:13 AM  
2 votes:
images.wikia.com

I'm not a pessimist; I'm an optometrist
2013-02-28 12:41:52 AM  
2 votes:
www.digitaljournal.com

What the secret to immortality may look like
2013-02-28 08:25:31 AM  
1 votes:
They don't live longer. It just seems longer.
2013-02-28 01:10:19 AM  
1 votes:
I forgot what comedian said this, maybe Carlin, but optimist is just another word for idiot
2013-02-28 12:57:30 AM  
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Badgers: [www.digitaljournal.com image 554x575]

/Immortal

Well done sir. Great minds and all that.

But, I was 30 seconds faster. Story of my life.



Pisses her off, dunn'it?
2013-02-28 12:46:10 AM  
1 votes:
It only seems longer
2013-02-28 12:33:54 AM  
1 votes:
So the little robot from the Hitchhiker's Guide had the right idea?
2013-02-28 12:27:27 AM  
1 votes:
Now I have to worry about living longer too?  Arrrgh.  This world is so disappointing.
2013-02-28 12:27:21 AM  
1 votes:
Cool. Cause I'm on a diuretic, so I pess even more now.
 
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